Summer 2007 Vids and Porn 7

Inspiration for the Blades Game



Beckham and Bush



FADING STARS The Movie



Gum commercial



Pearl Harbor



Nancy Grace is a bitch



David Blaine Part 2

Summer 2007 Game 6 FSFC 0 Ft Sam Houston 1

Girls soccer teams are better than the FSFC

Goals- NONE
Allowed- Ken 1(11)

Cards- None

Foul of the Game- None

Offensive MVP- None

Defensive MVP- Ken

Goat of the Game- DaMarcus Beasley- How the fuck do you miss an open net?

Goal of the Game- Benny Feilhaber- Holy Shit that was World Class

Quote of the Game- no one is funny anymore

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Berardo
FB AWhite
ST Darilek
SW Bergman
HB Jihad
HB FnJ
CM Romo
F Woodard
F Bodo

Bench
Kblische
Tommy

Summer 2007 Links and Vids 6

US vs Canada- Offsides no Goal for Canada 2 minute mark




My new hero



Hell



Zippo's are cool



Highlight from Game 4 of the NBA Finals



Messi is Maradona Part 2



David Blaine's Best Trick Yet, He turns these Homos into flaming homos



I have officially retired from Guitar Hero 2



Kid Rock Video NSFW

New Uniform Vote

#1. $38.50
#2 $20.00 Each
# 3 $25.00 Each


All Right Kids time to pick the jersey STYLE that you want. This ain't going to be the color. AS WE WILL NEVER WEAR ORANGE- ROMO

Please vote on the jersey you want. Numbers and Logo will cost extra but I think we can negotiate a deal with the company.

Here is the best site I have found for jerseys

Fading Stars FC Look-Alike Contest 5

1. Tom Skerritt/Jeff Romo


2. Qusay Hussein/ Reza


3. Bill Paxton/ Ken

4. Buck Harvey/ Berardo


5. Heinrich "Bodo" Himmler



6. Lance Ass/Kblische



7. Ryan Seacock/Neal or Jacobs




8. Uncle Jesse/ Nate Payne

Summer 2007 Game 5 FSFC 4 Corporation 2

As a child, my Dad made me watch a video and I learned about good touches and bad touches. Strangers touching you is bad, family touching you is good. What we have in the pictures is bad touch. Ken bad touching the ball to a 12 year old. What happens when you bad touch to a 12 year old? That's right you end up with Chris Hanson on Dateline NBC "To Catch a Predator"

So the moral of the story is, if you have good touch you don't give up a goal to a 12 year old.

Goals: Jihad 2(2) Kblische 2(3)
Allowed: Ken 2(10)

Yellow Cards: Bergman 1(1)

Churchill Post of the Game: The all time career leader Kendall, makes another appearance with catching the crossbar on what should have been an easy goal.

Foul of the Game: Was there a foul?

Goal of the Game: Kblische Pilfering- Bodo has the ball at the 12 turns and deftly rolls the ball at the goal easily beating the keeper. Just for shits and grins Kblische touches the ball directing it nicely in the net and moves himself into the goal lead.

Quote of the Game: None- you guys just aren't funny anymore

Goat of the Game: Jihad gets bailed out by Ken on this one- Passing the ball to the other team and giving up a goal guarantees the goat and stick figure drawings

Chase for Gold Painted Boot: Kblische 3 Jihad 2 Pblische 2- Kblische retakes the lead and is the favorite to repeat as Pblische chases his wife around Tejas every weekend and Jihad has only 2 goals all year

Hooters MVP: Ken- dropping down the hundy and rolling was big time- you are forgiven

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Lilly
ST Darilek
SW Kblische
CM Romo
CM FnJ
HB Bodo
HB Joel
F Jihad
F Kendall

Bench
AWhite
Tommy"TheMouth"
Migjet
Briana
#19

Summer 2007 Weekly Vids 5

Bud Light Swear Jar



The official FSFC Workout Video- Get your Guts Gone



Yellow Ledbetter Lyrics



Nice moments in Soccer


Funny Moments In Soccer - Watch more free videos

This is what happens if you pass out at the Lake House Party


Best Passed Out Prank Ever - Watch more free videos


On the eve of the finals, let's revisit the Spurs first playoff game of 1990



Lord of the Rings vs Star Wars

Summer 2007 Game 4 FSFC 2 vs Real Azteca 4

The First Rule of FSFC is there is no FSFC

The Second Rule of FSFC is don't get scored on a kickoff



A 4-2 loss is never easy to take- 1 sub is never a good thing esp when the sub has the squirts. Down 3-0 at halftime the rout was on. The FSFC play a little better in the second half never really challenged the El Salvadorians.

Goals: Woodard 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 4(8)

Yellow Cards: Jacobs 1(1) Briana 1(1)

Goal of the Game: Woodard- Briana with a great steal, great run great pass to a wide open Rusty who buries the shot.

Stuff of the Game: Darilek- Darilek is left 1v1 with the Gato- The Gato starts to dance the forbidden dance with the ball. Like a bullfighter the Gato makes his move- only this time the bull sticks his horns up the Gato's ass, stuffing the ball and putting the Gato on his ass. Guess this Gato doesn't land on his feet.

Goat of the Game: People that didn't show up- Seriously people, some of you were travelling but 12 people ain't gonna get it done.

Pussy of the Game: Jacobs- Fucker tried to deflate my tires at Bennigans



Lineup

GK Ken
FB Lilly
FB Bergman
ST Darilek
SW jacobs
HB tommy
HB FnJ
CM Briana
CM Romo
F Rusty


Bench
Berardo
KBlische