Spring 2007 Summary and Awards

SPRING 2007 Divison 3A Champs

8-2-0 Overall

6-0 Division 18 pts

38 Goals 18 Allowed

AWARDS

"My Child has Perfect Attendance Bumper Sticker"
#19- 5th Straight
PBlische
Bergman
FnJ

Goldish Boot
KBLISCHE 8 Goals

Hacker of the Spring
Steve Barnes- 4 Yellows, 2nd straight award

Goalie of the Spring
Berrybutter- 5-1 9 goals allowed

Quote of the Spring
Japanese Guy- "The air in the ball must be .6 to 1.25 and this ball is no good. I know, Have certifiwation- this ball no good." Mexican ref- "Chew the only one that care"

Game of the Spring-
FSFC 4 Mercenaries 2

Pussy of the Spring
Alan White- 3 Games?

Gout of the Spring
FnJ

Best Goat of the Game
Pblische- Shanking a PK under 1 minute left to tie the game-

Goal of the Spring
FSFC vs the SA Barons
Goal of the Game: Romo- Briana with a rocket cross to the vertically challenged Romo who hammers a header into the upper 90

Spring 2007 Game 10 FSFC vs Gay Blades

Game Summary

A sopping wet field greeted the Fading Stars despite no rain for a week. The annual grudge match with the Gay Blades was delayed due to the early Daylight Savings time change- #19 started the game with a lovely vomit taste due to some yummy tomatoes chunks.

FSFC come out passing the ball and flat out whipping on the Gay Blades. Sharp shooting Kneal is the main gunman getting 6 early shots, all of which went near post and bent away from the net. #19 misses a chip, Barnes misses a wide open shot, Jacobs misses wide open shot, Romo gets hurt, Pblische misses a wide open shot, Lilly with a beauty of a cross but no one was there. Jihad misses a shot- Basically it was 15-0 on shots in the first 25 minutes.

Then the 800 lbs in forward decide to take over- Laurie makes a nice pass to 400 lb Dougie who beats Jacobs, Barnes and Berryman with a shin shot. Blades score on their first shot

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The FSFC pick up the pace but it doesn't it matter. The muddy field and terrible shooting continue for the FSFC. In what should be a 5-0 game, the half ends with the blades pulling out the upset.

2nd Half

What a joyous occasion that is the second half, The FSFC come out strong again controlling every aspect of the game. Jihad gets through on a 1v1 and flubs his shot to the keeper, Jacobs gets through on a 1v1 and flubs his shot to the keeper, Peter tries to volley a ball from the 25 and misses by 25 yards- Pblische misses a shot badly- Are the FSFC ever going to score?

Finally the breakthrough- With about 15 minutes left, #19 and Pblische work the ball up the left side, Pblische hits a cross into the six where it hits off a blades players bald dome and goes nicely into the net. It may have been an ugly goal but for christ sake it was needed. The Blades are not happy

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Now the fun begins, Barnes gets a yellow for a tackle- Tommy gets a yellow for a cleats up tackle- Berryman and Laurie get a little chat going and then the other 400lb forward decides to take Berryman's punt off of his lard earning him a Yellow. The FSFC earn a corner on the left half. Pblische puts in a bender that skips into the six where Tommy taps the ball in for the goal.

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The FSFC pretty much run the last 6 minutes off of the clock and don't really give up a scoring threat- Ball Game Bitches

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Goals: Pblische 1(7) Tommy 1(1)

Allowed: Berryman 1(1)

Yellow Cards: Barnes 1(4) Tommy 1(1)

Denny Bowen Award: #19- The puking tri-fecta is heck of a way to warm up for the game

Goal of the Game: Tommy- Not exactly a powerful blast, but the game winner will always get the award

Quote of the Game: Guy after Tommy Scores "We just let there worst bloody player score on us"

Foul of the Game: Tommy- Kid is on fire- The Statue of Liberty handball was thing of beauty and he followed it up with a cleats up all ball tackle that made the other player go thud

Goat of the Game: Everyone that took a shot from 25 yards out

Pussy of the Week: 2 winners- Kblische and Kendall- not even showing up b/c of the time change

Lineup

GK Berryman FB Barnes FB Bergman SW PMJMD ST Darilect HB Lilly HB Tommy CM Kneal CM Romo F #19 F Jihad

Bench Fnj Migjet Pblische Peter

Spring 2007 Weekly Links and Vids 10

Spring 2007 Champs




How the Geeks beat the Greeks




Zoro the Gay Blade - it sucks but is timely



Mr. Jenks takes a shit



Dog wacks his pud

Borat gets a massage

Fun Stuff

Gagging Whores

Spring 2007 Game 9 FSFC 4 Forsaken 1

No story just wanted to post a booby with a Forsaken tattoo.

Game Summary

With a severely hung over Jacobs starting at sweeper, the game gets off to a crappy start. Running in slow motion, Jacobs is unable to control the tempo. The Forsaken forwards get loose on the FB's and put pressure on the D. Fouling becomes the game plan as Speetey gives up two fouls just outside of the 18 and Bergman whacks a guy from behind by the end line. No harm as they waste the free kicks. Barnes comes in the game and gets off to a quick start, turning the ball over on his first touch leading to a break away- Luckily for Barnes, Jacobs is too hungover to chase him down and his shot finds the back of the net.

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The poor play continues only this time Barnes decides he has had enough. Sometimes in life, one play can change the course of events, this time the forward uses his speed move to beat a defender and Barnes starts coming. Starting his slide tackle Barnes absolutely misses the ball, but catches all ankle sending the forward flying and grasping his ankle. Barnes breaks the yellow card drought and the game takes a 180.

The offense begins to pick up the pressure, #19 steals the ball in the box and gets whacked from behind earning a kick just outside of the box. No goal on the free kick but the ball ends up eventually as a throw in on the right half. Berardo throw it into the box to #19 who chips a pass to Jihad at the six who one times it into the net.

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The attacking continues and the momentum is all the Fading's to lose- The ball gets worked down the left half and Pblische plays a beauty of a ball to a wide open Joe Lopez- one on one with the keeper he tries to one time it and flubs the shot. Minutes later, PLopez is subbed in for Joe by the always strategering FnJ. Woodard puts pressure on the sweeper who kicks Rusty in the stomach and the ball pops lose to PLopez- with a quick turn the ball is buried into the side netting giving the Stars the lead just before the half.

FSFC 2 Forsaken 1 Halftime

2nd Half

The second half begins the same as the first with Barnes giving up a breakaway- Lesson learned Barnes fouls the forward only this time Barnes goes flying and hits the ground with a large thud- that only can be described as two fat people fucking on a waterbed. They piss away another free kick and the rout is on.

Constant pressure on the forsaken defense causes their sweeper to be subbed out with an injury b/c he was tired. Ball gets played down the left half to Bodo- Bodo stops the ball, beats a defender then his pass splits two defenders and finds #19 at the top left half of the 18. #19 beats a player then with a brilliant left footed strike sends a wicked knuckler at the keeper- The ball dips up, then down then up and just over the keepers hand and under the cross bar. Bodo goes wild with celebration as the Goal of the Year is scored.

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Having completely broken the will of the forsakens, the rest of the game is just an arse whipping. Darilect gets a wide open header and finds nothing but the post- Pblische gets off a blast that just misses leading to Kblische worrying about is goal lead. Then Kblische does the unthinkable and gives a ball to Pblische in scoring distance- Pblische sends a cross to the six where Kendall just misses whacking the keeper and drills a diving header. Fin

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Goals: Jihad 1(2) PLopez 1(1) #19 1(3) Kendall 1(6)
Allowed: Berryman 1(8)

Yellow Cards: Barnes 1(3) Virtual Lock on to defend his Hacker of the Year Award

Churchill Post of the Game: Darileck- wide open header that he puts off of the iron. See what happens when you don't eat your frosted flakes?

Foul of the Game: Barnes- Teaching his son and daughter how to slide tackle, Barnes followed his rule of either the man or the ball can get past, but not both. Big slide tackle that got all meat. Could have had our first Red

Pussy of the Week: AWhite- The rodeo ended two weeks ago yet he still is suffuring from a cyst on his ovary

Chase for the Golden Boot: Kendall is back in the race down by a mere 2. Odds are good that Kblische can hold off Pblische as he is now refusing to pass him the ball- However the darkhorse Kendall is making a run

Quote of the Game: Kblische after Pblische almost scores "Hey if I have to play defense he isn't allowed to score"

Goat of the Game: Sorry Barnes but Jacobs couldn't save you from this one- give up a goal get the goat- Please don't fuck the goat this time. signed PETA

Goal of the Game: due to popular demand, #19's Goal has skipped the weekly award and gone straight to Goal of The Year thus allowing Kendall and his diving header in garbage time to take the meager Goal of the Game award.

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Bergman
FB Tommy
SW Jacobs
ST Darilect
CM Briana
CM RomoCock
HB Speetey
HB Kendall
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
PBlische
Kblische
Lilly
Woodard
Barnes
PLopez
Bodo
FNJ

Spring 2007 Weekly Links and Vids 8 and 9

UFC Fighter Chuck Liddell promotes the movie 300



Terry Kicked in the Face




Footage from Pblische's Wedding



Greatest Video Ever









Berryman's Love Child


Midget Arrest

Since Berardo won't invite us to his house, I bring you his house




Fun Stuff

You can now trace cell phones over the Internet

Laaaarge Boobies

Chick rubs one out at the office

Fnj's Heroes Sex Tape