Showing up at least 50 minutes late, the mighty Southside team, the Deported hurried to get to the game.
6 goals and 40 minutes later, nothing was solved except for World Peace and Kblische beating his brother out for the Goldish Boot.
Goals #19 1(1) Kblische 1(7) Nater 1(1)
Allowed Ken 3(18)
Yellow Cards #19 1(1) Kendall 1(1)
Foul of the Game: Kendall- Kendall with the turnover out of the backfield CHECK, Forward with a breakaway CHECK, Forward inside the 18 with Kendall chasing CHECK, Slide tackle from behind CHECK, All leg and no ball CHECK, PK CHECK, Injured illegal CHECK Red Card CHECK- ooops what the fuck no red card BOO BOO
Mean White Person of the Game: Darilect- why do you have to pick a fight with a poor kid that barely speaks the English
Goal of the Game: #19 Hell you guys are lucky there isn't a parade today to celebrate the end of the drought.
MVP of the PreGame: FnJ- not only did he give up 5 goals he now claims he couldn't see- Nice pick for goalie Kendall
Quote of the Game: Kblische- running onto the field with his sliding shorts on "Okay guys we ready to play" classic
Hooters MVP: God for making breasts large and bountiful
Russ Woodard Offsides Player of the Game: AWhite- intentionally cheating in the scrimmage. You should be ashamed of yourself
Lineup
GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
ST Darilect
SW Kendall
HB Tommy
HB Speetey
CM Romo
CM Briana
F #19
F Kblische
Bench
Kneals
Nater
Berrybutter
Awhite
FnJ
Monday, July 30, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
Summer 2007 Game 9 FSFC 3 Global Stars 1
Berardo's Soccer Uniform
Joel Osteen visits Dr. Phil
3-1
The Fading Stars played well the first 10 minutes of both halves and it was enough to once again beat the Global Stars.
Goals Pblische 1(6) Kblische 2(6)
Allowed Ken 1(15)
Yellow Cards Jacobs 1(2)
Goal of the Game: Pblische- The FSFC complete 5 passes, Jihad brings the ball up the right half, plays it to #19 who beats 1 defender and drops it to Pblische at the top of the 18- Pblische only dribbles around 1 player and blasts a shot upper 90
Free Kick of the Game: Global Stars- Mexican A starts fighting with Mexican B about who is going to take the free kick from just outside the 18. #19 starts translatin "I want to kick the ball out of bounds, No Fuck you I want to kick it out of bounds"
Mexican A then shoves Mexican B and taps the free kick to #19 fucking brilliant
Pussy of the Weak: Dammit Rookie Osteen, just b/c you shatter your ankle you can still go to Hooters
Hooters MVP: Rookie Ken once again proves to be the MVP of Hooters
Foul of the Game: Tommy absolutely mauls #17 sending him flying in the air and moaning and rolling around the ground writhing in pain. Unfortunately Tommy had his hands behind his back and never touched the guy.
Quote of the Game: Jacobs before examining Osteen's ankle- "Do you have insurance? I have a machine in my car that verifies benefits"
Real Foul of the Game: Kendall with the foul in the box with a nasty slide tackle forcing Steve Barnes Knockout victim to miss on his breakaway. could have been a PK, but Kendall sold it beautifully.
Speetey Berardo Wears Tights- Walking out of the house and going out in public wearing only sliding shorts is acceptable if you are a homosexual. Seriously how the fuck do you not notice you aren't wearing shorts? If Tommy hadn't told him, he would have run on the field wearing his tights like a superhero. Speetey Berardo going for the aerodynamics to gain any edge on the field
Joel Osteen visits Dr. Phil
3-1
The Fading Stars played well the first 10 minutes of both halves and it was enough to once again beat the Global Stars.
Goals Pblische 1(6) Kblische 2(6)
Allowed Ken 1(15)
Yellow Cards Jacobs 1(2)
Goal of the Game: Pblische- The FSFC complete 5 passes, Jihad brings the ball up the right half, plays it to #19 who beats 1 defender and drops it to Pblische at the top of the 18- Pblische only dribbles around 1 player and blasts a shot upper 90
Free Kick of the Game: Global Stars- Mexican A starts fighting with Mexican B about who is going to take the free kick from just outside the 18. #19 starts translatin "I want to kick the ball out of bounds, No Fuck you I want to kick it out of bounds"
Mexican A then shoves Mexican B and taps the free kick to #19 fucking brilliant
Pussy of the Weak: Dammit Rookie Osteen, just b/c you shatter your ankle you can still go to Hooters
Hooters MVP: Rookie Ken once again proves to be the MVP of Hooters
Foul of the Game: Tommy absolutely mauls #17 sending him flying in the air and moaning and rolling around the ground writhing in pain. Unfortunately Tommy had his hands behind his back and never touched the guy.
Quote of the Game: Jacobs before examining Osteen's ankle- "Do you have insurance? I have a machine in my car that verifies benefits"
Real Foul of the Game: Kendall with the foul in the box with a nasty slide tackle forcing Steve Barnes Knockout victim to miss on his breakaway. could have been a PK, but Kendall sold it beautifully.
Speetey Berardo Wears Tights- Walking out of the house and going out in public wearing only sliding shorts is acceptable if you are a homosexual. Seriously how the fuck do you not notice you aren't wearing shorts? If Tommy hadn't told him, he would have run on the field wearing his tights like a superhero. Speetey Berardo going for the aerodynamics to gain any edge on the field
Friday, July 20, 2007
Spring 2007 Vids and Links 9
Messi embarrasses the mexican keeper
For Romo's Weekend
Soccer Kid
Brett Michaels has some hot chicks after him
Pat Blische has been working on his Gooooooaaaaal Dance
Teachers Banging students the complete list
Maddox on the IPhone
For Romo's Weekend
Soccer Kid
Brett Michaels has some hot chicks after him
Pat Blische has been working on his Gooooooaaaaal Dance
Teachers Banging students the complete list
Maddox on the IPhone
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Summer 2007 Game 8 FSFC 2 vs Pimp Juice 1
Do we really need a summary for this one?Where the Fuck were the Rookies? Osteen and Ken's failure to show up for the post game activities will not be taken lightly.
Goals PBlische 2(5)
Allowed Ken 1(14)
Cards- None for us
Where the Fuck were the Rookies? Seriously you two are lucky we haven't made you interview with the "founding fathers" on date night to see if you are worthy
Goal of the Game: #19 Blisters a corner that rises over the keeper and immedialty drops on to PBlisches foot whence he deflty finishes
Pussy of the Game: PMJMD- "I miss you like a Child misses his blanket" Love Fergie
Quote of the Game: #19 to the Referee "Hey are you going to let him call you a Fucking Idiot?" Referee "Nope" Brings out the red card
Foul of the Game: Letting Berryman shoot
Offensive MVP: Pblische- two goals should have been three, pass more to those onside and it is 6
Defensive MVP: Ken- left out to dry several times, and flipping over the forward Ken leads a leaky defense to the victory
Goat of the Game: Jihad- You failed on the weight loss challenge and you had an extra week plus down a goal you shot your breakaway at the only place the keeper could save it.
Chase for the Goldish Poon: And down the stretch we come- in what is easily the worst goal scoring season for the FSFC in 4 years, Pblische has done did overtooken Kblische with Too Two Go.
Where the Fuck were the Rookies? You two have officially pissed off Darileck by not enjoying Hooters, this was a bad move
Lineup
GK Ken
FB Berryman
FB Tommy
ST Darilect
SW Kblische
HB Bodo
HB Jihad
CM Romo
CM PBlische
F #19
F Rusty
Bench
Awhite
FnJ
Joel Osteen
Kendall
Friday, July 06, 2007
Summer 2007 Links and Vids 8 The Return of the Porn
Lady buys $100,000 in IPhones
Baseketball
Freddy Adu
My favorite movie on Showtime
And the fun begins
Manequinn Sex
Girls Gone Wild Olympics
PigTails
Bikini Tryouts
The new IPhone
Baseketball
Freddy Adu
My favorite movie on Showtime
And the fun begins
Manequinn Sex
Girls Gone Wild Olympics
PigTails
Bikini Tryouts
The new IPhone
Monday, July 02, 2007
Summer 2007 Game 7 FSFC 2 Gay Blades 2
Here is what the Blades Goal looked like from the sidelines
In what will go down as the first yellow card free match, played to a 2-2 draw. The biggest reason for this was the notable absence of soccer's biggest baby Guy. The Gay Blades always take this match up seriously and this time they wanted this game so bad that they brought in #17 from a different city just for the game.
Zero Zero at the half with most of the scoring chances going to the Blades. Very weak marking allowed the kick ball game be very successful for the Blades. Trading in the 400 lb forward for #17 was also a good strategy for the Gay Blades.
2nd Half
FSFC get off to a rip roaring start putting tons of pressure on the keeper- Eventually Pblische gets off a shot that is blocked right to Kblische 20 yards out. Kblische on his gimpy ankle manages to paste a ball upper 90 easily beating the balding diving keeper.
FSFC 1 Ghey Blades 0
The game is well under control, Pblische gets a breakaway that gets stuffed, the keeper swipes a rebound off of #19's foot, Romo misses a 1v1 shot when he tried to shoot with the outside of his right foot instead of passing the ball in with his left. Basically the game was wrapped up until- Darilect goes out with a vaginal cramp. Then Tom gets a brain cramp and decides to let people sub themselves in. Guys that ain't the way subbing works. Taking out 4 players at one time is terrible and it bit us in the ass big time. The next 5 minutes the Blades score 2 goals that never should have happened
Blades 2 FSFC 1
8 minutes left in the game and having choked away the lead to fall behind b/c of stupidity. Luckily Pblische saves the day by streaking down the left side and burying his shot so tighly that the keeper didn't dive until the ball was in the net.
FSFC 2 Blades 2 Final
Goals Kblische 1(4) Pblische 1(3)
Allowed Ken 2(13)
Cards None- Fat Guy wasn't there
Pussy of the Game- Should just call this the Myke Kendall says he will be there, but never shows up award
Goal of the Game- Hard to beat the Kblische gimped up willy upper 90 shot
Foul of the Game- Has to go to Berardo, b/c he pissed and moaned so much after committing 3 straight fouls
Goat of the Game- Kblische- why do you wanna get married? I thought you were happy
Quote of the Game- Migjet to 18 year old Hooters girl "Now that girl over there, are here tits real or are they fake" Oh and they are ginormous tits- If you want the answer you will have to ask the waitress yourself
Offensive MVP- Pblische- should have had a hat trick, but his game saving goal gets him the nod
Defensive MVP- Darilect- His +/- of +2 while on the field is a telling stat
Race for the Goldish Boot- This is race is as exciting as the Tortoise racing the Tortoise- wow Kblische is ripping up the league with a whopping 4 and Pblische has a earth shattering 3.
Celebrity Fit Club Target Weight Loss- Jihad, your target weight loss for this week is 4lbs
In what will go down as the first yellow card free match, played to a 2-2 draw. The biggest reason for this was the notable absence of soccer's biggest baby Guy. The Gay Blades always take this match up seriously and this time they wanted this game so bad that they brought in #17 from a different city just for the game.
Zero Zero at the half with most of the scoring chances going to the Blades. Very weak marking allowed the kick ball game be very successful for the Blades. Trading in the 400 lb forward for #17 was also a good strategy for the Gay Blades.
2nd Half
FSFC get off to a rip roaring start putting tons of pressure on the keeper- Eventually Pblische gets off a shot that is blocked right to Kblische 20 yards out. Kblische on his gimpy ankle manages to paste a ball upper 90 easily beating the balding diving keeper.
FSFC 1 Ghey Blades 0
The game is well under control, Pblische gets a breakaway that gets stuffed, the keeper swipes a rebound off of #19's foot, Romo misses a 1v1 shot when he tried to shoot with the outside of his right foot instead of passing the ball in with his left. Basically the game was wrapped up until- Darilect goes out with a vaginal cramp. Then Tom gets a brain cramp and decides to let people sub themselves in. Guys that ain't the way subbing works. Taking out 4 players at one time is terrible and it bit us in the ass big time. The next 5 minutes the Blades score 2 goals that never should have happened
Blades 2 FSFC 1
8 minutes left in the game and having choked away the lead to fall behind b/c of stupidity. Luckily Pblische saves the day by streaking down the left side and burying his shot so tighly that the keeper didn't dive until the ball was in the net.
FSFC 2 Blades 2 Final
Goals Kblische 1(4) Pblische 1(3)
Allowed Ken 2(13)
Cards None- Fat Guy wasn't there
Pussy of the Game- Should just call this the Myke Kendall says he will be there, but never shows up award
Goal of the Game- Hard to beat the Kblische gimped up willy upper 90 shot
Foul of the Game- Has to go to Berardo, b/c he pissed and moaned so much after committing 3 straight fouls
Goat of the Game- Kblische- why do you wanna get married? I thought you were happy
Quote of the Game- Migjet to 18 year old Hooters girl "Now that girl over there, are here tits real or are they fake" Oh and they are ginormous tits- If you want the answer you will have to ask the waitress yourself
Offensive MVP- Pblische- should have had a hat trick, but his game saving goal gets him the nod
Defensive MVP- Darilect- His +/- of +2 while on the field is a telling stat
Race for the Goldish Boot- This is race is as exciting as the Tortoise racing the Tortoise- wow Kblische is ripping up the league with a whopping 4 and Pblische has a earth shattering 3.
Celebrity Fit Club Target Weight Loss- Jihad, your target weight loss for this week is 4lbs
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