Fall 2008 Vids y Mas 5

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Fall 2008 Game 5 FSFC 3 Real Azteca Jr 3

This painting is Called 11 oclock- This shitty painting reminds me of what starting with 9 players feels like.

Game Summary

• 11 oclock rolls around and we have 8 players
• Starting lineup consisted of the 6th string Sweeper in Bergman and at least the 8th string Stopper in #19
• Fading Stars actually hang in there for the first 10 minutes when Bodo and Berardo boot up and give us a full squad
• Rusty rings the post
  
• Jihad gets the ball wide open in the box, and he struggles to finish just like when he has sex with a veil less woman.
• Real Azteca get a 5 v 3 counter attack and make a quick pass and shot that Ken flubs a wee bit- Real Azteca 1 FSFC 0
• Jihad redeems himself on the next ball and one times it into the net- Too bad Rusty was 5 yards ahead of him offsides.
  
• Even match and with a minute left Sean hits a wide open Romo who get this dribbles with the ball for 15 yards and sends a deftly weighted pass to Bodo- Bodo takes it into the box and finishes side netting- too bad Bodo was offisides- of wait no he wasn't Real JR 1 FSFC 1 HALFTIME
• Pblische decides to join us from his Co-Ed game 4 fields over
  
• Coach K takes over from Migjet
  
• Real Azteca continuously work the outside of the field and bring constant pressure leaving Bergman to run down countless players
  
• Romo gets lose again and hits a cracker that the keeper makes a diving save
  
• Real get back on the board after a missed clear and a nice pass by Gordo to to the kid in the penny who gets off a shot that beats a sliding #19 and Ken Azt JR 2 FSFC 1
  
• Real keep up the counter attacking strategy on the outside halves and fullbacks and work a cross to penny kid at the top of the 18- He hits a nice shot that beats ken again Azteca Jr 3 FSFC 1
  
• Under 10 minutes left Coach K decides to press and thank god moves #19 up
• #19 draws a just outside the 18 and Romo hits a shot that deflects off the keeper and the rebound comes right to Rusty who tries to finish but finds it hard with his jersey getting stretched
• Pblische gets free on the end line- takes on the keeper and runs his shot parallel to the goal line
• Stan Kelly gets on the PA and for the final time gives his nasaly "Tw0000000 minutes" announcement
• Sean chips a ball into a wide open Rusty who goes 1v1 with the keeper, Rusty beats the keeper with a quick dribble and pays the price of two cleats one ankle. PK and Red card awarded
  
• Pblische lines up to take the PK, while the Jr team try to distract the ref and waste the clock- Pblische hits an average shot that the keeper gets a hand on but it still goes in the net Real Azteca 3 FSFC 2
• 1 minute left and Real has the kickoff
• #19 goes from a calm Bruce Banner to a green ball hawking machine forcing a back pass, chasing the ball down, stealing the ball, passes to Pblische in the middle while decleating a poor Jr player JTrain style.
  
• Pblische carries it down the middle, beats two defenders but pushes the ball to far and the sweeper gets it from him. Green #19 runs over and steals the ball and gets it back to Pblische at the 12- Pblische puts on a sick move and burries the ball in the net Real Azteca 3 FSFC 3
• 10 seconds left and the whistle blows
• Final FSFC 3 Real Azteca Jr 3

Goals: Pblische 2(5) Bodo 1(1)
Assts: Romo 1(1) #19 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 3(6)

Yellow Cards: #19 1(3)


Learning is Half the Battle and Awards:.

• It really is more fun to end a game with 9 than it is to start with 9
• Scheduling conflicts with the co-ed team are not helpful
• where the hell is the $80 soccer ball?
• 3 goals in the final minutes of the halves- what the fuck did we do the other 87 minutes?

Defensive MVP: Bergman- dude probably ran a good 8 miles during this game and did a great job covering the pitch

Offensive MVP: Pblische- anytime you score the game tying goal in the last minute

Play of the Game: Bergman- running towards our goal chasing a forward, Bergman manages to no look elbow clear the ball away- his arms are a like a fucking tractor beam to the ball

Goal of the Game: Pblische- with a little help from green 19

Beer VP: Romo- guess a $50 contribution ain't much when you win at Poker

Churchill Post of the Game: Rusty

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Raul
FB JP
SW Bergman
ST #19
HB Jihad
HB Rusty
CM R
CM Romo

Bench
Migjet
Coach K
Berardo
AWhite
Bobby 2
Berryman
Pblische
Sean

Fall 2008 Game 4 FSFC 1 SAC2 0

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex No. 19 MAP TO FIELDS
1:00 p.m. SAC 2 vs Fading Stars Sunday 10.19.08

The History of the Alamo as taught at SAC


Back in the olden days, there was a fort in San Antone that was illegally being occupied by White Folks. Now these white folks where all about enslaving Texas and setting up a border to prevent the Mexicans from working north of the Rio Grande. Now the Mexican army rolled in 5000 flat belly soldiers and surrounded the Alamo and offered the whites a chance to surrender. Well, them white folks in the Alamo were old, and fat and hell the redneck doctor from tennesee wore a rat skin hat instead of a toupee. Old William Travis Ken took out his pecker and drew a line in the sand and said "Fuck it if I am going to die it ain't going to by a bunch of kids that can't fucking shoot!"

Well the battle began and the Mexican army attacked and attacked but couldn't penetrate the fort. Ol' Travis was right- they may be younger than us, skinnier than us but shot worse than the ATF in Waco. Them white boys sat right at the entrance of that fort, well some of them hung out at Rivercenter mall smoking weed and drinking an Orange Julius.
By golly at the end of the day, them white boys where still standing and Texas Independence was won.

Goals: Pblische 1(3)
Allowed: Ken 0(3)

Yellow Cards: #19 1(2) In the lead bitches!

Goal of the Game: Pblische- Rusty allows the SAC sweeper to run him over on a bouncing ball getting a free kick 20 yards out. Pblische hits a decent cracker that easily beats the overmatched keeper

Quote of the Game: Tommy- "And the Russian judge gives him a 10!" After SAC player takes a horrendous dive in the box

Churchill Post of the Game: Pblische- that a boy!- note- Ken was also saved by 2 posts by the SAC players.

Defensive MVP: Close call between Ken, Darilek and Bergman but the award goes to #19- Just kidding this one goes to Berryman who swept clean at least 3 balls inside the 6

Offensive MVP: Pblische- Even though he played Sweeper he still scored, missed an upper 90 rip and got a posty toast

Bender Hustle Player of the Game: Tommy- Borrowing shorts, socks, boots, guards and sporting a shirt way too tight- Tommy comes off the IR to do just enough to bail out an exhausted and under staffed lineup

Starting Lineup Finishing Lineup
GK Ken GK Ken
FB Bergman FB Bergman
FB Berryman FB Berryman
SW Pblische SW Darileck
ST Darilek ST Tommy
HB Jihad HB Jihad
HB Berardo HB Rusty
CM #19 CM #19
CM Alex CM none
F Rusty F None
F Romo F Romo

Bench

Tommy

Had to leave the game at half or just after

Pblische, Alex and Berardo

What we learned-

The 12 players that played against a team of flat bellies with 5 subs truly showed what the FSFC is all about- Everyone was tired except Darilek- Tommy and Romo played hurt and could barely run yet nobody quit. Pblische, Alex and Berardo stuck around as long as they could, played as hard as they could until commitments took them elsewhere. Everyone on the pitch today proved a competitive fire and spirit that very few players and teams ever show on any level and in any sport.

Hell the Mexican army couldn't shoot for shit but that ain't our fault.

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Fall 2008 Game 3 FSFC 2 Intl Old Boys 2

Soccer International Complex Field No. 9 MAP TO FIELDS October 5th

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Int'l Old Boys

Game Summary

• 1st Half Highlights
• Even match with tons of space for both offenses as neither midfield could get back
• FSFC has multiple opportunities to score but the bad mojo prevents an early lead
  
• Intl old boys get the lead as Kendall gets worked over by orange shoe guy beating him 1v1 and then proceeds to toe poke the ball into the net 0-1
  
• FSFC win a corner kick that gets bounced around, Jihad takes a crack that is stopped by a handball, ball bounces to the six where Intl's Wolfie tries to clear but pops the ball in the air.
  
• #19 winks at Berardo while the ball is in the air and awaits the impending foul- Like Clayton Williams said "Rape is like the weather, you know its coming so you might as well enjoy it" #19 gets run over by Wolfie earning the PK that Pblische finishes easily 1-1
• Halftime 1-1
• Plenty of free space, but lots of bad passes prevent the rout
• Intl gets on the board again as their forward makes a touch and shot that beats Darilek and Ken 2-1
• Pblische finally gets free inside the 18, jukes the ever living shit out of 2 defenders and the keeper and buries the ball in the net 2-2
• The Fun begins...
• The superstar referee, Jason, that "plays" for Intl can't keep his fucking mouth shut and is trying to dictate the game
• #19 gets carded for telling him to shut the fuck up
• Ball is played in the box, Ken calls "Keeper". Kendall runs away, dumbass forward backs into a ball that Ken punches away and knocks the guy on his ass. Justifiably no foul was called. World Cup superstar Lavry takes offense. Ken says "OK Grandpa" and a 5 minute Intl hug fest prevents an ass beating. Superstar ref Jason keeps running his mouth.
• 10 minutes left, Intl forward gets loose 1v1 vs Ken. Ken gets the ball, drops it and clips the forward- PK awarded.
• Of all the people to take the PK they choose Orange Shoe guy- This fucking guy lines up for the PK and takes a divot so bad that grass will never grow again in that spot. The ball trickles wide left like a Scott Norwood cumshot.
• Ending minute FSFC attack hard and play a dangerous ball in the box, World Cup superstar Lavry tries to clear but whiffs and the ball lands between his legs, he holds the ball in his knees and #19 kicks the shit out of the ball- Ref blows the whistle for dangerous play, superstar Lavry kicks #19 as hard as his feeble scottish leg could.
• Instead of tossing the World Cup superstar and giving the free kick to the FSFC, the ref bows to intimidation and blows the final whistle.
• Final 2-2

Goals: Pblische 2(2)
Assists: None
Allowed: Ken 2(3)
PK Fouls: Ken 1(1)
PK Goals: Pblische 1(1)

Yellow Cards: #19 1(1)

What We Learned and Awards

• Unless we give out new jerseys every week attendance is horse shit
• Coach K's 0-1-1 start is worse than Sherman at A&M
• Props to Intl Old boys for 6 yellow cards, intimidating the ref but they didn't play any of their 1st division players

Offensive MVP: Pblische- 2 goals

Defensive MVP: Bergman- no goals, no handballs

Quote of the Game: Ken "Ok Grandpa"

Tackle of the Game: Ken- With his knock out clear of the forward

Pussy of the Game: The 11 players that had other things to do

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
SW Kendall
ST Darilek
CM A
CM Pblische
HB Berardo
HB Berryman
F #19
F Jihad

Bench

Coach K
JP
Raul

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