Fall 2008 Links y Mas Final Edition

Rusty takes a dive




If The FSFC Defense played against Messi



Who says the economy is bad?



Kendall's latest music video



And Finally my Xmas gift to you

Fall 2008 Game 10 FSFC 3 Caracole 2

NEYSO Specht Road Complex No. 20 MAP
9:00 a.m. Caracole vs Fading Stars 12.7.08

• After being thrown the game time change from 3 pm to 9 am it was shocking to have 3 people at the field when #19 arrived at 8:30
  
• Refs delaying the game so we can start with a whopping 7 players was nice of them
• Opening kick off Bobby1 sends a pass to #19 who misses the trap then chases the ball down before it hits the endline and clears it past the cars so we can add a player or two
• Berryman chases down the 6'3 170 forward and wins the ball multiple times
• somehow the FSFC win a corner kick that is headed right to the foot of Double Dave who deftly places the ball in the side net 1-0 FSFC
• Pblische joins the game giving us 11; ball is played to Pblische and he pulls up gimp making the 11th player essentially Awhite
• #19 gets called for a very weak foul after the player hands the ball to a feet. On the ensuing free kick, Ken gets saved by a post, the ball rebounds to the unmarked rotund forward at the six who misses the open net by 10 yards
• FSFC win a throw in down the right side that Pblische tosses to the middle of the box, Bobby1 comes down with the ball, fakes a shot, dribbles twice and places the ball in the net FSFC 2 Crapole 0 Halftime
  
• Crapole control most of the 2nd half and play kick ball attacking Berryman with their 6'3 adonis- Berryman does his best to sodomize him, butt spends most of his time attacking from behind
• The rotund forward for the Crapole's gets a ball laid off to him at the 25 and hits a fucking cracker that rips the upper 90- very nice shot FSFC 2 Crapole 1
• FSFC counter when Bobby1 gets loose on the outskirts of town and crosses the ball to the six where #19 streaks in front of the keeper, traps the ball with his thigh, gets wiped out by the defender and the ball trickles into the net- power speed and touch, that is the white mans way FSFC 3 Cirque de Crapole 1
• Jacobs gets a yellow card for denigrating the official- sidenote The powers that be have expressed great concern with Jacobs attitude and restitution will be forthcoming
• Ball gets played into the Fading Stars box and is loose, #19 beats the crapole's forward to the ball gets his leg swept like the Karate Kid and gets called for a foul. PK is somehow awarded FSFC 3 Kobra Kai 2
• It is a 3 to 2 game and Ken makes a bunch of easy saves and decides to punt every ball 40 yards downfield and 40 yards out of bounds down the field next to us killing at least 5 minutes. His goal kicks where just as brilliantly bad
  
• Final FSFC 3 Crapole 2
  

Goals: Bobby1 1(1) DoubleDave 1(1) #19 1(1)
Assts: Pblische 1(1) Bobby1 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 2(16)

Yellows: Jacobs 1(2) Bobby2 1(3) #19 1(5)

Yo Joe, Knowing is half the battle and Awards:

• Why do we have 24 people on the roster, starting with 7 is not fun
  
• Kudos to Berardo for changing his work schedule so he could play the 3pm game- too bad they decided 12 hours before the game to change the time
• Drinking till 6 am is not a good idea when the game is a 9 am Kblische and Kendall- ps to Kendall those bumps on your wang are not normal

Offensive MVP: Bobby1- despite it being 60 degrees, he overcame the cold b/c of his gloves and went 1 goal 1 asst

Defensive MVP: Berryman- Berryman was matched up with a guy that was taller than him, skinnier than him, better looking than him, bigger penis than him, better tan than him, faster than him, better eyesight than him, nicer car than him, bigger apartment than him, more girth than him, healthier liver than him, better hair than him and no student loans. Yet, Berryman shut his fucking ass out, stole the ball at least 5 times and shielded at least 4 1v1 kick balls out of bounds the whole while shutting GayRod out. This was one small step forward for World of Warcraft players and one giant leap for Dungeon and Dragons players throughout mankind.

Goal of the Game: #19- Who else can score with the thigh? Nobody that is who




Lineup

GK Ken
SW/ST Bergman
FB Berryman
HB/FB Jihad
HB Bobby2
CM #19
CM DoubleDave
F Bobby1

Bench

Raul
Jacobs
Pblische
Romo IR
Tommy IR

Fall 2008 Vids y Mas 7

Hockey is for pussies



More fighting



Nice Xmas video




Pblische contributes a soccer practice video- swear i have seen this before

Fall 2008 Vids y Mas 6

The only Notre Dame fan I like



How to fix the Spurs with 1 trade



Amazing plane landing



Fnj's Brother in Law "Kid Suit"


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Gotta love the flip throw in

Fall 2008 Game 8 Rangers FC 0 FSFC 3

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex No. 13 MAP TO FIELDS

9:00 a.m. Rangers FC vs Fading Stars 11.16.08

Game Summary

• Rangers FC control play for the first 20 minutes as the FSFC work in another new lineup
• Ken controls the game early making the easy saves
• FSFC successfully run the trap 5 times suffocating the offense
• After another offsides call, the ball is quickly restarted and a high bounding ball is played deep to #19 down the right side who blindley flicks the ball over the sweeper and stopper to a wide open Kblische. Kblische corrals the ball at the 18 dribbles in and easily beats Opie
  
• FSFC 1 Rangers 0
• Halftime arrives and the FSFC have their first lead in 4 games
• 2nd half is more of the same, Rangers dribble, dribble dribble then hit weak shots sometimes at the goal
• Defense struggles to clear the ball multiple times and give up 4 straight corner kicks
• Fading Stars win a throw in at midfield- Awhite sends it down the line to Kblische- who beats his mark and heads down the field. The Rangers sweeper inexplicably calls for the trap 30 yards out and #19 and Jihad circle back leaving Kblische with a clear path to the goal. Kblische dribbles down the left side unabated and beats Opie far post FSFC 2 Rangers 0
• Fading Stars are content to defend and counter attack with the lead.
  
• #19 wins a throw deep down the right half- throws it back to Kblische who dribbles up and blasts a perfect cross to the back post where Bobby2 hits a textbook header straight down making it impossible for the keeper to save. FSFC 3 Rangers 0
• Final FSFC 3 Rangers FC 0
  

Goals: Kblische 2(3) Bobby2 1(1)
Assts: #19 1(2) Awhite 1(1) Kblische 1(1)

Allowed: Ken 0(9) 2nd Clean Sheet

Yellow Cards: D Darilect

Knowing is half the battle and Awards:

• Clearly TOP is not an important stat to win
• Kblische playing with a stinky wrist brace resumes his chase for the Goldish Boot
• When marking on corner kicks- the defenders need to run with your mark not stand around with your thumb up your ass
• Berryman dribbles good for a fat guy

Goal of the Game: Kblische from #19- changed the game for good

Offensive MVP: Kblische- Welcome back Carter

Defensive MVP: Ken- 2nd clean sheet of the season

Quote of the Game: Romo- "This is the healthiest I have been since Cinco" #19damus "Great sounds like you are getting hurt today" Sure enough Romo tries to play defense and leaves the game with a softball on his ankle

Goat of the Game: Kblische- trying to throw the ball in with a broken arm is not a good plan

WTF of the Game: Jihad gets loose and lays the ball off to #19 at the top of the 18- instead of shooting #19 hears FnJ calling for the ball in the box- #19 plays the ball to a wideopen defender and no FnJ in sight. Shoot the ball you jackass

Lineup

GK Ken
FB FnJ
FB Berryman
SW Bergman
ST D Darilect
HB Bobby2
HB JP
CM KBlische
CM #19
F Romo
F Jihad

Bench
Migjet Coach
Awhite
Tommy IR
PMJMD

Fall 2008 Game 7 FSFC 1 Chelsea FC 1

Soccer International Complex No. 13 MAP TO FIELDS

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Chelsea FC 11.9.08

Game Summary

• Kendall has vowed to have sex with that beautiful woman to end the scoring drought
• still can't get 11 people to show up on time
• Ken gives up a very soft goal on a floater 1-0
  
• Fading Stars get back in the game on a short corner to Speetey who dribbles for 10 yards and puts a beauty cross off of Bodo's knee 1-1
• 2nd Half
• Bobby 2 gets tossed for 2 yellow card fouls
• Kendall annihilates a player on a slide tackle
• Final 1-1

Goals: Bodo 1(2)
Assts: Berardo 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 1(9)

Yellow Cards: Bobby2 2(2) #19 1(4)
Red Cards: Bobby2 1(1)

Offensive MVP: none

Defensive MVP: Ken- saved plenty of shots

Hack of the Game: how Raul didn't get a card for his 8 fouls is beyond me

Tackle of the Game: Kendall with a destruction that cleared the ball 40 yards out of bounds and put the Chelsea player on his head

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB FnJ
SW Jacobs
ST Darilect
HB Speetey
HB Bodo
CM Rudy
CM Bobby2
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
Awhite
Kendall
Alex
Bodo
JP
Romo
Migjet
Coach K

Fall 2008 Game 6 FSFC 0 Ft Sam Houston 2

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex No. 12 MAP TO FIELDS

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Ft. Sam Houston FC 11.2.08

Game Summary

• we started with 11 thanks to the clock falling back an hour
• Bodo makes a comment about how he hates losing to a team with a girl on it
• Game is pretty even for the first 25 minutes
• Bobby1 gets loose in side the box and misses his far post shot wide left
• Ft Sam counter and play a long ball to #17 who races past Bergman and scores Ft sam 1-0
• 1-0 Halftime
• FSFC dominate the first 10 minutes of the 2nd half- Bobby1 dribbles into the box and lays the ball off for Alex who misses the wide open shot high
• Ft Sam counter and hit a shot right at Ken who fumbles the rebound, no defenders follow and #17 scores again 2-0
• Following last weeks script, the FSFC begin their last minute heroics
• Pblische gets loose several times and just can't finish
• Rusty takes a beauty of a dive in the box earning a PK
• Pblische takes the PK and hits it exactly like last week only this time the keeper cleared the shot
• Pblische gets loose again, keeper makes the save and #19 heads the rebound over the net
• We can't score
• Final FSFC 0 Ft Sam Houston 2

Goals: None
Allowed: Ken 2(8)

PK's- Pblische 0/1

Knowing is half the battle and Awards

• We will be sacrificing a live chicken next sunday to get rid of the goal scoring curse
• playing the Army is no fun as they are too nice
• Attendance was exactly what we needed- too bad everyone was hung over
  
• Ken was gracious to give up 2 goals to a guy shipping off to Afghanistan on Friday- Way to go Ken!
• 2 bets where established during the game
• Romo and JP will be taking on #19 and Berryman in a little 2v2 basketball- Romo claims to have a sky hook- but we all know with his jumping ability it will be more of a ground hook
• The other bet Rusty and Jihad have is whether #19 has a bigger hog than the 6'4 black guy from another field. #19 is the heavy favorite in this battle

Offensive MVP: NONE

Defensive MVP: None

Quote of the Game: Bodo "I hate losing to teams with a girl" What he really should have said was I hate having a girl beat me 1v1 4 times

Lineup

GK Ken
FB JP
FB Berardo
ST Darilek
SW Bergman
HB Berryman
HB Raul
CM #19
CM Bobby1
F Rusty
F Jihad

Bench

Coach K
Migjet
Bobby2
Bodo
Romo
Alex
Pblische

Fall 2008 Vids y Mas 5

Gotta love the city of brotherly love



Goal! nope



That crazy Poppovich



Ken's Japanese Brother



Baby Wee Wee

Fall 2008 Game 5 FSFC 3 Real Azteca Jr 3

This painting is Called 11 oclock- This shitty painting reminds me of what starting with 9 players feels like.

Game Summary

• 11 oclock rolls around and we have 8 players
• Starting lineup consisted of the 6th string Sweeper in Bergman and at least the 8th string Stopper in #19
• Fading Stars actually hang in there for the first 10 minutes when Bodo and Berardo boot up and give us a full squad
• Rusty rings the post
  
• Jihad gets the ball wide open in the box, and he struggles to finish just like when he has sex with a veil less woman.
• Real Azteca get a 5 v 3 counter attack and make a quick pass and shot that Ken flubs a wee bit- Real Azteca 1 FSFC 0
• Jihad redeems himself on the next ball and one times it into the net- Too bad Rusty was 5 yards ahead of him offsides.
  
• Even match and with a minute left Sean hits a wide open Romo who get this dribbles with the ball for 15 yards and sends a deftly weighted pass to Bodo- Bodo takes it into the box and finishes side netting- too bad Bodo was offisides- of wait no he wasn't Real JR 1 FSFC 1 HALFTIME
• Pblische decides to join us from his Co-Ed game 4 fields over
  
• Coach K takes over from Migjet
  
• Real Azteca continuously work the outside of the field and bring constant pressure leaving Bergman to run down countless players
  
• Romo gets lose again and hits a cracker that the keeper makes a diving save
  
• Real get back on the board after a missed clear and a nice pass by Gordo to to the kid in the penny who gets off a shot that beats a sliding #19 and Ken Azt JR 2 FSFC 1
  
• Real keep up the counter attacking strategy on the outside halves and fullbacks and work a cross to penny kid at the top of the 18- He hits a nice shot that beats ken again Azteca Jr 3 FSFC 1
  
• Under 10 minutes left Coach K decides to press and thank god moves #19 up
• #19 draws a just outside the 18 and Romo hits a shot that deflects off the keeper and the rebound comes right to Rusty who tries to finish but finds it hard with his jersey getting stretched
• Pblische gets free on the end line- takes on the keeper and runs his shot parallel to the goal line
• Stan Kelly gets on the PA and for the final time gives his nasaly "Tw0000000 minutes" announcement
• Sean chips a ball into a wide open Rusty who goes 1v1 with the keeper, Rusty beats the keeper with a quick dribble and pays the price of two cleats one ankle. PK and Red card awarded
  
• Pblische lines up to take the PK, while the Jr team try to distract the ref and waste the clock- Pblische hits an average shot that the keeper gets a hand on but it still goes in the net Real Azteca 3 FSFC 2
• 1 minute left and Real has the kickoff
• #19 goes from a calm Bruce Banner to a green ball hawking machine forcing a back pass, chasing the ball down, stealing the ball, passes to Pblische in the middle while decleating a poor Jr player JTrain style.
  
• Pblische carries it down the middle, beats two defenders but pushes the ball to far and the sweeper gets it from him. Green #19 runs over and steals the ball and gets it back to Pblische at the 12- Pblische puts on a sick move and burries the ball in the net Real Azteca 3 FSFC 3
• 10 seconds left and the whistle blows
• Final FSFC 3 Real Azteca Jr 3

Goals: Pblische 2(5) Bodo 1(1)
Assts: Romo 1(1) #19 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 3(6)

Yellow Cards: #19 1(3)


Learning is Half the Battle and Awards:.

• It really is more fun to end a game with 9 than it is to start with 9
• Scheduling conflicts with the co-ed team are not helpful
• where the hell is the $80 soccer ball?
• 3 goals in the final minutes of the halves- what the fuck did we do the other 87 minutes?

Defensive MVP: Bergman- dude probably ran a good 8 miles during this game and did a great job covering the pitch

Offensive MVP: Pblische- anytime you score the game tying goal in the last minute

Play of the Game: Bergman- running towards our goal chasing a forward, Bergman manages to no look elbow clear the ball away- his arms are a like a fucking tractor beam to the ball

Goal of the Game: Pblische- with a little help from green 19

Beer VP: Romo- guess a $50 contribution ain't much when you win at Poker

Churchill Post of the Game: Rusty

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Raul
FB JP
SW Bergman
ST #19
HB Jihad
HB Rusty
CM R
CM Romo

Bench
Migjet
Coach K
Berardo
AWhite
Bobby 2
Berryman
Pblische
Sean

Fall 2008 Game 4 FSFC 1 SAC2 0

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex No. 19 MAP TO FIELDS
1:00 p.m. SAC 2 vs Fading Stars Sunday 10.19.08

The History of the Alamo as taught at SAC


Back in the olden days, there was a fort in San Antone that was illegally being occupied by White Folks. Now these white folks where all about enslaving Texas and setting up a border to prevent the Mexicans from working north of the Rio Grande. Now the Mexican army rolled in 5000 flat belly soldiers and surrounded the Alamo and offered the whites a chance to surrender. Well, them white folks in the Alamo were old, and fat and hell the redneck doctor from tennesee wore a rat skin hat instead of a toupee. Old William Travis Ken took out his pecker and drew a line in the sand and said "Fuck it if I am going to die it ain't going to by a bunch of kids that can't fucking shoot!"

Well the battle began and the Mexican army attacked and attacked but couldn't penetrate the fort. Ol' Travis was right- they may be younger than us, skinnier than us but shot worse than the ATF in Waco. Them white boys sat right at the entrance of that fort, well some of them hung out at Rivercenter mall smoking weed and drinking an Orange Julius.
By golly at the end of the day, them white boys where still standing and Texas Independence was won.

Goals: Pblische 1(3)
Allowed: Ken 0(3)

Yellow Cards: #19 1(2) In the lead bitches!

Goal of the Game: Pblische- Rusty allows the SAC sweeper to run him over on a bouncing ball getting a free kick 20 yards out. Pblische hits a decent cracker that easily beats the overmatched keeper

Quote of the Game: Tommy- "And the Russian judge gives him a 10!" After SAC player takes a horrendous dive in the box

Churchill Post of the Game: Pblische- that a boy!- note- Ken was also saved by 2 posts by the SAC players.

Defensive MVP: Close call between Ken, Darilek and Bergman but the award goes to #19- Just kidding this one goes to Berryman who swept clean at least 3 balls inside the 6

Offensive MVP: Pblische- Even though he played Sweeper he still scored, missed an upper 90 rip and got a posty toast

Bender Hustle Player of the Game: Tommy- Borrowing shorts, socks, boots, guards and sporting a shirt way too tight- Tommy comes off the IR to do just enough to bail out an exhausted and under staffed lineup

Starting Lineup Finishing Lineup
GK Ken GK Ken
FB Bergman FB Bergman
FB Berryman FB Berryman
SW Pblische SW Darileck
ST Darilek ST Tommy
HB Jihad HB Jihad
HB Berardo HB Rusty
CM #19 CM #19
CM Alex CM none
F Rusty F None
F Romo F Romo

Bench

Tommy

Had to leave the game at half or just after

Pblische, Alex and Berardo

What we learned-

The 12 players that played against a team of flat bellies with 5 subs truly showed what the FSFC is all about- Everyone was tired except Darilek- Tommy and Romo played hurt and could barely run yet nobody quit. Pblische, Alex and Berardo stuck around as long as they could, played as hard as they could until commitments took them elsewhere. Everyone on the pitch today proved a competitive fire and spirit that very few players and teams ever show on any level and in any sport.

Hell the Mexican army couldn't shoot for shit but that ain't our fault.

Fall 2008 Vids y Mas 4

New Sarah Palin video



Video from Bobo's 4th Wedding



If you believe they put a man on the moon



A must watch sex ed E-Book

I didn't know there where 3 Corky Thatchers



New Tissue Queen Video

Fall 2008 Game 3 FSFC 2 Intl Old Boys 2

Soccer International Complex Field No. 9 MAP TO FIELDS October 5th

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Int'l Old Boys

Game Summary

• 1st Half Highlights
• Even match with tons of space for both offenses as neither midfield could get back
• FSFC has multiple opportunities to score but the bad mojo prevents an early lead
  
• Intl old boys get the lead as Kendall gets worked over by orange shoe guy beating him 1v1 and then proceeds to toe poke the ball into the net 0-1
  
• FSFC win a corner kick that gets bounced around, Jihad takes a crack that is stopped by a handball, ball bounces to the six where Intl's Wolfie tries to clear but pops the ball in the air.
  
• #19 winks at Berardo while the ball is in the air and awaits the impending foul- Like Clayton Williams said "Rape is like the weather, you know its coming so you might as well enjoy it" #19 gets run over by Wolfie earning the PK that Pblische finishes easily 1-1
• Halftime 1-1
• Plenty of free space, but lots of bad passes prevent the rout
• Intl gets on the board again as their forward makes a touch and shot that beats Darilek and Ken 2-1
• Pblische finally gets free inside the 18, jukes the ever living shit out of 2 defenders and the keeper and buries the ball in the net 2-2
• The Fun begins...
• The superstar referee, Jason, that "plays" for Intl can't keep his fucking mouth shut and is trying to dictate the game
• #19 gets carded for telling him to shut the fuck up
• Ball is played in the box, Ken calls "Keeper". Kendall runs away, dumbass forward backs into a ball that Ken punches away and knocks the guy on his ass. Justifiably no foul was called. World Cup superstar Lavry takes offense. Ken says "OK Grandpa" and a 5 minute Intl hug fest prevents an ass beating. Superstar ref Jason keeps running his mouth.
• 10 minutes left, Intl forward gets loose 1v1 vs Ken. Ken gets the ball, drops it and clips the forward- PK awarded.
• Of all the people to take the PK they choose Orange Shoe guy- This fucking guy lines up for the PK and takes a divot so bad that grass will never grow again in that spot. The ball trickles wide left like a Scott Norwood cumshot.
• Ending minute FSFC attack hard and play a dangerous ball in the box, World Cup superstar Lavry tries to clear but whiffs and the ball lands between his legs, he holds the ball in his knees and #19 kicks the shit out of the ball- Ref blows the whistle for dangerous play, superstar Lavry kicks #19 as hard as his feeble scottish leg could.
• Instead of tossing the World Cup superstar and giving the free kick to the FSFC, the ref bows to intimidation and blows the final whistle.
• Final 2-2

Goals: Pblische 2(2)
Assists: None
Allowed: Ken 2(3)
PK Fouls: Ken 1(1)
PK Goals: Pblische 1(1)

Yellow Cards: #19 1(1)

What We Learned and Awards

• Unless we give out new jerseys every week attendance is horse shit
• Coach K's 0-1-1 start is worse than Sherman at A&M
• Props to Intl Old boys for 6 yellow cards, intimidating the ref but they didn't play any of their 1st division players

Offensive MVP: Pblische- 2 goals

Defensive MVP: Bergman- no goals, no handballs

Quote of the Game: Ken "Ok Grandpa"

Tackle of the Game: Ken- With his knock out clear of the forward

Pussy of the Game: The 11 players that had other things to do

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
SW Kendall
ST Darilek
CM A
CM Pblische
HB Berardo
HB Berryman
F #19
F Jihad

Bench

Coach K
JP
Raul

Fall 2008 Vids y Mas 3

Midget MMA is awesome



Rachel Ray is a true fatty



The long awaited Sarah Palin sex tape



Trex at the Gym



Finally Berrymans Bachelor Party

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Fall 2008 Game 2 FSFC 0 Aztecas 2

NEYSO Specht Road Complex Field No. MAP TO FIELDS

11:00 a.m. Azteca FC vs Fading Stars 9.28.08

Game Summary

• Starting goalie on vacation with his mistress, backup goalie on vacation with 1000 computer nerds- bad omen
• Kendall gets MVP for kidnapping Nate and gently raping him
• Game gets off to a sloppy start as we are forced to start players out of position
• Bergman does a decent job in goal making the necessary saves and toe poking his goal kicks to midfield.
• Kendall goes to the sideline with a boo boo during an Azteca free kick. Ball gets played and the shot easily beats Bergman 1-0
  
• FSFC are hanging in and getting some easy opportunities, Kendall gets lose at the 6 and kicks it right at the goalie
• Bodo falls down for the 6th time in the first half negating opportunities
• the Aztecas get a free kick in our defensive end, ball gets played to the back 18 to an unmarked man who hits a really weak shot right at Bergman. Bergman bends down to get the ball and it goes through his legs into the goal 2-0
• Halftime down 2-0 but these guys are not good
• Fading Stars outshoot the Aztecas 3-1 in the second half and can't score
• Bodo misses 2 1v1's with the keeper, Kendall skies for a corner and heads high. Jacobs heads a free kick to the 10 where Kendall chuffs the shot and it goes to Jihad who scores- too bad he was offsides.
• The Dali Romo gets a yellow card on the sideline
  

Goals: None
Allowed: Bergman 2(2)

Yellow Cards: FnJ 1(1) Romo 1(1) Bodo 1(1)

Awards:

Defensive MVP: Nate
Offensive MVP: Kendall

Lineup

GK Bergman
FB Jacobs
FB Payne
SW Nate
ST Kendall
HB Berardo
HB Jihad
CM Romo
CM JP
F #19
F Bodo

Bench
Migs
FnJ
Awhite
Tommy IR
Kblische IR

Fall 2008 Vids y Mas 2

My Vote has been Won





The Cubs are destined for failure



Green Gatorade



Slow Week so let's watch the Greatest QB of all time work some magic



Friday Workout Video



Kendall submits SFW Porn



and finally the long awaited Tom Wasson sex video- this video is NSFW

DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK UNLESS YOU ARE A SICK INDIVIDUAL OF AT LEAST 18 YEARS - THIS VIDEO WILL GET YOU FIRED IF YOU ARE AT WORK- IT WILL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES UNLESS OF COURSE YOU THINK ITS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER LIKE I DO

Fall 2008 Game 1 FSFC 2 vs Mercenary FC 1

Soccer International Complex Field No. 13 MAP TO FIELDS

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Mercenary FC

Game Summary

• If only Wasson where at the game to perform his cast of thousands routine
• It is Amazing what the prospect of new uniforms does for attendance
• AWhite shows up late and remarks that with the matching uniforms we now are one of those teams we make fun of
• #19 Jr makes his debut and has some skills- but he kept dribbling the ball away from the goal and towards the sideline- A paternity suit has been filed against Bodo
• Rusty makes his return from maternity leave and still has his Joey

• Game gets off to an even start and the flat bellies are frustrated minutes into the game by the FSFC pressure
• Pblische gets off several early blasts and scoring opportunities are a plenty
• Our new #10 jersey gets off to a start as he picks off a ball at the 35, takes on 2 defenders, gets whacked at the 18 and rips a shot into the side netting 1-0
• The mercenary squad starts fouling on every ball in the air and start getting pissy as their offense continues to sputter
• Pblische gets a steal and does his patented juke out 3 defenders, makes the keeper fall down and gets his open net shot cleared off of the line.
• Halftime 1-0
• Picture time- according to the US Government, a certain member of the squad is unable to be in the team photo and is forced to be team photographer.
• 2nd half begins much the way of the 1st half, with some ugly soccer and lots of fouls.
• Bergman gives up another happy hand ball, but the free kick is cleared by the wall- Romo steps in front of the mercenary player winning the ball but is called for a mythical elbow. While Ken is trying to set the wall, the ref lets the free kick go and it beats Ken high and tight 1-1
  
• Ken gets his revenge as a ball is deflected towards the end line and out of any danger- bald and shiny #7 for mercs gives chase and jumps in the air- Ken gives chase punches the ball away deftly knocks #7 into the wire fence.
• #7 takes about 30 seconds untangling himself and after his teammates get in front of him, decides to take on Ken. #7 gets his second yellow and Ken happily accepts his yellow.
• Pblische gets off a cracker that the keeper makes a nice save on
• Rusty heads a cross to the middle of the box that Kendall over runs and does his best Rene Higuita impersonation and just misses Winning Goal of the Year.
  
• Kblische chips a ball into the box that #19 runs onto and just when he looks up a charging rhino knocks him on is ass earning the PK
• Darilect steps up to the spot, studies the Rhino and hits the ball 4mph into the net 2-1.
• Whilst running out the clock, Kblische steps on the ball, eats shit and breaks his arm.
• Final 2-1
  

Goals: Kblische 1(1) Darilect 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 1(1)

Yellow Cards: Ken 1(1) Jacobs 1(1)- Definite trend here

Goal of the Game: Kblisches and 1

Foul of the Game: Ken taking out a player and a fence

Quote of the Game: Rusty- "We need to take up a collection to buy Bodo's girlfriend some underwear" #19- "What the fuck is wrong with you Obama- we don't need change"

Hack of the Game: Ken off to the early start, but Raul is slowly replacing the legendary Barnes

Offensive MVP: Pblische- despite his occasional over dribbling he put constant pressure the D

Defensive MVP: Ken- he just scares me


Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
SW Kendall
ST Darilect
HB Jihad
HB Speetey
CM Nate
CM Kblische
F #19
F Pblische

Bench

Romo
Bodo
FnJ
Raul
AWhite
JP
Rusty
Migs DNP
Tommy DNP

Fall 2008 Vids y Mas 1

Knockout



MigsJet is a Survivor



I expect Ken to do this for the team picture



Let's hope that after Ken Bergman gives up a PK, they shoot like this



Pure Gold

Summer 2008 2 Game 8 SA Gunners 1 FSFC 2

NEYSO Specht Road Complex Field No. 19 MAP TO FIELDS
9:00 a.m. SA Gunners vs Fading Stars

This video sums up the offense, as I think we had every one of the misses



Game Summary

• Raul dribbles down the end line and passes to #19 at the six who buries it top shelf- thank god #19 was that close or we would have had an all time miss
• Jacobs goes 50/50 on a ball, guy slide tackles then trips Jacobs- no foul is called and the guy gets up with the ball so Jacobs takes him out from behind just outside the 18 earning him a nice yellow card and locking up his Hacker of the Season Award
• Fading Stars miss about 10 easy goals
• 1-0 Half
• The poor finishing continues
• With 10 minutes left, Jihad gets the ball in the middle and completes a pass to a wide open Kblische who literally walks the ball into the goal after he leaves the mouthy goal keeper flopping on the ground looking like a fish 2-0
• The ugly game is in hand, the FSFC have the field spread and are passing it around. Kendall heads wide ride at midfield, Bobby2 has the ball on the left at midfield and makes a perfectly weighted pass to the a wide open player- on the other team. Guy has a breakaway with no one but Darilek to chase after him and he beats Ken with the shot
• Final 2-1

Goals: #19 1(6) Kblische 1(10)
Assts: Raul 1(2) Jihad 1(2)
Allowed: Ken 1(15)

Yellow: Raul 1(1) PMJMD 1(3)

Awards:

Foul of the Game: PMJMD- The take down from behind after the no call was a thing of beauty.

Goal of the Game: Kblische- All Beckham had to do was quit shooting

Quote of the Game: Ken- After Ken catches an easy shot he yells at the other keeper "This is what you don't do- GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE" Then Ken proceeds to punt the ball to emphasis his point- only he shanks the shit out of the ball and it goes out of bounds after traveling a whole 20 yards

Churchill Post of the Game: Kblische- we hit a post!

Defensive MVP: Kendall-

Offensive MVP: Impossible to decide with the outstanding finishing

Goat of the Game: Bobby2- he bails out the #19, Kblische and Bodo with his perfect pass to the other team

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Handball Bergman
FB Jacobs
SW Kendall
ST Darilek
HB Berryman
HB Jihad
CM Raul
CM Speetey
F #19

Bench
Bodo
Kblische
Bobby 2
Migs

Summer 2008 2 Vids y Mas Ocho

First Video of Hurricane Ike



Vote Palin



At last, The Intertron Phenom 2 girls 1 cup



Holy Christ

More Funny Videos

Hurricane Party

More Funny Videos

I'm Done

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Summer 2008 2 Game 7 FSFC 2 Intl Old Boys 5

Sunday September 7, 2008
Soccer International Complex Field No. 12 MAP TO FIELDS
9:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Int'l Old Boys FC

• The ego of Steve Jennings knows no bounds even if his soccer skills do- After we beat this team 5-4 on 3.30.08; the vow was made to FnJ that the next time they played us they would bring their 1st division players and they did.
• The international pussies had 7 1st division players and a total of 12 subs and it took every single one of them to beat us
• Memo to Gary, who I know reads this, please let us bring our first division players onto the pitch next time we play these cunts

Game Summary

• The first division team that practices control the game playing 1-2's all over the pitch and constantly playing the ball ball wide.
• FSFC get on the board first after one of the illegal aliens commits a foul 40 yards out. Kblische sends the free kick to the back of the left six where Pblische traps it and chips it to the middle of the six where #19 flicks it to the right corner, gets a gentle bounce from the post and settles in the side netting 1-0 FSFC
• The FSFC defense holds up strong for another 10 minutes until an illegal hits a shot that Ken saves, but gives up a salty rebound that no defender covers and he taps in the equaliver 1-1
• Here is where the BS begins- Darilek stuffs a wanker on his run just outside the endline, the wanker gets up starts talking shit and realizes he wants none of Darilek. He walks up to Bobby2 and pokes him in the eye- Bobby2 shoves him and is ready to go. Meanwhile, JP decides to talk shit to the 6'6 sweeper and Darilek tells him to back the off.
  
• 5'3 referee is intimidated by the ongoings and calls a foul on Ken during the corner kick- The same old boy player backed into Ken who does what any competent keeper does, pushes him out of the way and punches away the corner. Sergio gives them a PK 2-1
• Kblische earns the PK back as he gets loose inside of the box and the same guy comes in from behind and lets his push take him down. Pblische converts 2-2
• We go to halftime tied 2-2
• 2nd half begins with 8 fresh bodies starting for the Intl team- all of whom are illegal players
• they work the ball around well and their shittiest player hits the blast of his lifetime from 25 out that goes upper 90 far post 3-2
• FSFC continue to fight a losing battle, Ken tries to take out a player on a player that gets free in the box and misses him- player falls down Sergio gives another PK 4-2
• Intl score on a well hit ball that gets under Ken 5-2
• Final 5-2.

Goals: #19 1(4) Pblische 1(7)
Assists: Pblische 1(2) Kblische 1(3)
Allowed: Ken 5(14)
PK Goals: Pblische 1
PK Fouls: Ken 2(3)

Awards

Quote of the Game: Kblische- Tommy decides to hide the $80 ball in his bag and blame it on Raul's kids for stealing the ball- Kblische finally figures out that tommy has the ball and out comes "Look, we just got our asses kicked and I really don't need to be fucking punked right now"

Defensive MVP: Kendall and Darilek- at least 20 plays by these 2 and they forced everything wide

Offensive MVP: Pblische- He was a marked man, took an elbow to the ear, and kept fighting.

Goal of the Game: #19- Anytime this puss scores with his noggin it is like the birth of Jesus

Lineup:

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
ST Darilek
SW Kendall
HB Berryman
HB Bobby2
CM Speetey
CM Kblische
F #19
F Pblische

Bench
Coach Tom
Raul
JP
Romo
Tommy DNP

Summer 2008 Vids y Mas 7

This is how the A&M season opener went



Look out for those homos



Mandatory video for Rusty and Bodo




A keeper that makes Ken look good- (hint not the one that kicks the ball)




Exclusive video of MigJets new girlfriend




This is why Guiness is the bestest beer in the world

Summer 2008 2 Game 6 FSFC 5 SA Sports Fags 2

August 24.08
Soccer International Complex Field No. 6 MAP and DIRECTIONS
4:30 p.m. SportsLifeSA vs Fading Stars

Game Summary

• Potential rainout turns into perfect weather
• Kendall calls and says that he has lost 18 lbs and he is no longer the biggest loser and is ready to put his boots back on
  
• 4:30 Game and we start with 9 players
• Our opponent not only have the worst soccer club name, they actually hold practices
• FSFC start off defending and it is evident that once the rest of the team shows up this is a gimme
• Pblische gets the fun started with a breakaway that he actually converts 1-0
• FSFC miss multiple scoring chances some are good and some are worser
• Kendall announces his presence with some authority with breakaway slide tackle- but showed he is not back as the forward got up
• Ken gets saved by the crossbar as he is easily beaten on a free kick
  
• Pblische does his dancing with the stars and passes to #19 who puts away goal 2- 2-0
• "Fat forward for the SA Sports Fags says "These guys suck, how are we losing to them?'
  
• Halftime 2-0
• FnJ goes down with pain 30 seconds into the half after he shanks a ball and gets a beer
• Berardo goes down with back pain
• Romo goes down b/c he craves the cock
• Pblische gets free on breakaway #7, drops the ball to #19 who rips an upper 90 cracker that the goalie makes a hell of a save on- #19 drops the ensuing corner at the back of the six which somehow doesn't result in a goal.
• SA Gay life counter attack and the yellow shoes guy beats 3 stabbing defenders and beats Ken with a nice shot 2-1
• Pblische gets free on breakaway #9 and deftly cuts back as the defender is sliding and catches Pblisches pinky toe taking him down for the PK- Pblische breaks with tradition and converts 3-1
• Pblische gets away on breakaway #14 and scores 4-1
• Jacobs throws the ball down inside the right half of the 18 to Berryman who drops it back to #19, #19 beats two defenders and lays it back to Bobby2 who chips the last defender to a wide open Berrybman. Berryman crosses it to the 18 where Kblische dummies the header, ball lands on Pblisches foot and he walks in goal #5 5-1
• 2 minutes left and Ken is bored with life and angry that the Chinese were allowed to cheat in gymnastics at the Olympics- Ken sees his opportunity at revenge as the chinese guy gets the ball in the penalty area- Ken calls off Kendall and wipes him out at the endline no where near the goal. Ken gets a "yellow" card and gives up the PK. 5-2
  
• The moral of the story is that Ken isn't a racist for thinking all Asians are from the same country, but that Ken is a psychopath that gets bored if he doesn't get to wipe someone out
  
• Final FSFC 5 SA SportsGayLife 2

Goals: Pblische 4(6) #19 1(4)
Assists: Berrybodo 1(1) Kblische 1(4) Pblische 1(3)
Allowed: Ken 2(9)

Yellow Cards: Ken 1(1)

PK Fouls: Ken 1(1)
PK Goals: Pblische 1(1)

Game Awards

Offensive MVP: Pblische- Converting 5 of 17 Breakaways sets new standards

Defensive MVP: 18lbs lighter and still not getting laid Mr. Myke Kendall

Quote of the Game: Tommy- 1. Fake yelling at Pblische for not running the needed 10 yards to receive his crappy pass while the other team has the ball inside the FSFC 18
2. Calling Kens name on a ball he is beaten on
3. Calling Kendalls name on a ball he is beaten on

BeerVP- Sadly there is none

And Finally In honor of the high pitched SportsLife Sweeper that yelled shoot any time the ball was past midfield




Lineup

GK Ken
FB Berryman
FB FnJ
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Bobby2
HB Jihad
CM #19
CM Pblische

Bench

Kendall
Tommy
Kblische
Raul
Berardo
Romo DNP

Summer 2008 2 Vids y Mas 5

And here is the Eddie Lewis Head Splitter




Kblische sends this link
Maybe US Gymnast Sacramone could help out the Boxing team




This Olympian tightly grips hard shafts



I think this one won a Gold Medal



8 Days till football and more sip bullshit



Finally, Bodo at the office

Summer 2008 2 Game 5 Storm 6 vs FSFC 1

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 15 MAP and DIRECTIONS

11:00 a.m. Storm vs Fading Stars


Game Summary

• Terrible linesman blows the easy offsides call leading to breakaway Storm up 1-0
• Terrible linesman blows the easy offsides call leading to a corner kick which FnJ tries to clear and kicks it off the Storm player into the net 2-0
• FnJ tries to jump to clear a ball, admits he can't jump as the ball goes over his head right to the Storm forward who scores 3-0
• Shitty ref allows the Storms wall to catch the ball inside the box on a free kick
  
• Halftime
• 4-0
• 5-0
  
• 6-0
• 6-1

Can't bitch about the effort from those that attended the game

Assists Kblische 1(3)
Allowed Ken 6(7)

Yellow: #19- should have had 3 when openly saying that the chicano ref was high- which he was

Quote of the Game: #19 "Hey Jihad, I can't believe these army guys haven't killed you yet" Tommy "He's not ticking"

BeerVP- Ken- Dropping a benjamin at that shit tastic bar known as Fatso's-

Summer 2008 2 Vids y Mas 4

4 MORE YEARS!



TRex performs at the olympics



Cheerleaders at a football match?



Barnes submits a video called "Sparkling Wiggles"




Pictures from Georgia vs Russia

Summer 2008 2 Game 4 FSFC 7 vs Havoc 0

Sunday August 10, 2008 NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 18

11:00 a.m. Havoc vs Fading Stars

Game Summary

• #19 scores the game winner 15 minutes as Jihad heads the ball down at the edge of the circle and #19 hits a cracker 1-0
  
• Jihad taps in a cross from Raul 2-0
• #19 deflects a wayward shot into the net 3-0
• Kblische scores from 40 yards out on an empty net 4-0
• Halftime
• MigJet gets a new nickname and now will be known as Migs- Think the Silence of the the Lambs goo tosser
• Bodo gets off a cross that somehow makes its way to Raul who pops his cherry 5-0
• Berrybodo scores but was offsides
• Kblische dribbles around the doofus keeper and tucks the ball into the side netting 6-0
• Jihad scores again 7-0

Goals: #19 2(3) Jihad 2(3) Kblische 2(9) Raul 1(1)
Assts: JP 1(1) Bodo 1(1) Jihad 1(1) Raul 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 0(1)

Goat of the Game: FnJ- Traps a ball that was intended for Migs and ignores the 5 people yelling leave, then commences to shank the shot

Goal of the Game: #19's beautiful left footed blast that is the game winner

Churchill Post of the Game: Bodo- Places a wide open header neatly onto the post

Not much else as this was a wipeout-



Lineup

GK Ken
FB Tommy
FB FnJ
SW Bobby2
ST Darilek
HB JP
HB BerryBodo
CM #19
CM Romo
F Bodo
F Jihad

Bench

Kblische
Raul
Migs
JimmyShinGuards

Summer 2008 2 Vids 3

Fun with the Wii



Big ass snake




20 Days till college football



Bob Saget Joke NSFW

Summer 2008 Game 3 FSFC 5 Gay Blades 4

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 20 MAP and DIRECTIONS

9:00 a.m. Blades FC vs Fading Stars

Game Summary

• #19 did some snooping on the intertron and found the game report on the Gay Blades Website
• hey dumbasses click on the link

Goals: Kblische 3(7) Pblische 2(2)
Assts: Kblische 1(2) Pblische 2(2)
Allowed: Berryman 4(4)
PK Fouls: Bergman 2(3)

Awards Section

Goal of the Game: Kblische chips the ball down the left side to Pblische who was heavily guarded by Fat Guy, Pblische takes it to the end line, sends it near post where Kblische backheels the ball past the stoned keeper

Offensive MVP: Pblische- pretty good output for a such a shitty player 2 goals 2 assists

Defensive MVP: Darilek- Covered up quite a few mistakes by fullbacks and even more by the lazy halfbacks

Bender Hustle POG: Bobby2 - Misses a PK, misses the follow up, misses a breakaway- no big deal when you bust your ass up and down the pitch like him

Goat of the Game: Bergman- 2 PK Fouls- The Chicken Wing defense is only acceptable at Hooters when Berryman tries to eat all the drummies

Pussy of the Game: Fat Guy- Not only did he do absolutely nothing on the field, his fucking cheap shot on #19 was pathetic- Guess what fat boy, it didn't hurt and you talking shit while walking off the pitch in shame just proves you are a typical cunt Brit that would be speaking fucking German if it wasn't for us. So next time you order another supersized Double quarter pounder with cheese meal in between your pizza deliveries, remember that you are not all alone because you can't find your dick underneath your fat, it is b/c you are an asshole.

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB PK Bergman
FB FnJ
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Bodo
HB JP
CM Romo
CM Bobby
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
Coach Migjet
Raul
Tommy
Kblische
Pblische

Summer 2 2008 Vids 2

MigJet's Penis Restraunt



My ankle hurts



30 days till Football Season



Summer of Kneals Episode 1

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Fading Stars Executive Commitee

Due to recent attendance problems and the pending number of players wanting to play in for the coming Fall Season. the Executive Committee of the Fading Stars held a formal meeting at Hooters on Sunday.

Here are the results

Don- MigJet

Consigliere - #19

Underboss-Darilek

Capo- Kblische

Luca Brasi/Hatchet Man Capo- Berardo

Gout Capo- FnJ


We have 11 people signed up for Summer 2 season and 2 of those are out with injuries- Players have requested tryouts with the Fading Stars and they have been granted and will play this summer- Determination on their status for the fall is pending.

Currently we have about 25 people on the potential roster for the fall and that is probably 8 too many. Attendance over the last 10 seasons will be a major factor as will playing ability in any decisions that will have to be made by the boss in determination of the Fall Roster.

Additionally, Underboss Darilek will be sending out a team text every week letting you fucks know of the game time and location.

Also, Capo Kblische will be in charge of new uniforms for the fall season- You no buy uniform you go play somewhere else. You wear yellow fucking shorts, you play somewhere else.

Please pay your fees as you really don't want the Hatchet Man paying you a visit- Just ask Freddy BackHeels.