Xmas Vids 2007

MistleToe



Beer Tree



Romance



Santa Baby



Stocking Stuffer

INSTANT CLASSIC Spring 2008 Game 2 FSFC 4 vs Vanguard FC 3

We are SPARTA



A beautiful Spring morning in December sets the stage for the latest FSFC Instant Classic. Matched up against a younger team from 2 divisions above, loaded with 20 year old flat bellies and 4 subs. The FSFC decide to start the game with 8 knowing that reinforcements will be arriving.

The game begins and the FSFC are forced to just play defense- Rusty finally shows up on the wrong sideline and asks if we are short- No, Rusty we are playing with 12- get your ass on the field. Rusty hits the field and Jihad clears a ball- it is deflected right to their forward who ends up in a breakaway which the guy beats Ken with

Men of Sparta 0 Vanguard Financial consultants 1

Pblische moseys up to the field and takes her sweet time putting on her boots and all that jazz. With him on the pitch we are now only down 1 guy- Well, the score changes again as VFC play a crappy ball high in the air. "Goalie" Ken screams for the ball, #19 stops to let him play it, Ken doesn't catch the ball and it bounces into the goal- Hello Goat

Goat of Sparta 0 VFC 2

We got them right where we want them- just like we scripted it. Within minutes, Pblische gets free for a breakaway which he hits low and the keeper makes a nice save of it, but the keeper was only putting off the inevitable. One or two possesions later, Bobby hits PBlische on another breakaway, this time he learned from his last one and slots the ball nicely into the side netting

FSFC 1 VFC 2

Oh how the game has turned- Bobby gets his shot at a goal as Kblische rips a long free kick that he one times over the top of the goal.
Not much later, Pblische gets a ball from Rusty and he is off to the races- Pblische gets into the 18, jukes the defender, jukes another defender, dribble around some more, out comes the keeper, Pblische still dribbling, Jihad runs to the gas station to pick up a 6 pack, Pblische still dribbling, an iceberg melts raising the oceans water level and eroding beach front property, Pblische still dribbling jukes the keeper again, Trinity university runs a 15 flea flicker play and finally Pblische decides to tap the ball in the net

FSFC Dribbling 2 Vanguard Silly fuckers 2

The FSFC continue to defend and force the VFC into bad crosses and long shots that are easily saved- Bobby gets a shot at redemption and misses a bunny from the 6-
The really short fat guy for the VFC continues to outpace Tommy down the right flank- but he never goes anywhere- Minutes before half, Vanguard gets the ball just north of the 18 and the shot is taken, ball deflects of #19 hip and goes upper 90 easily beating Ken

FSFC 2 VFC 3 HALFTIME

Not well rested and still with only 10 players, the 2nd half begins with one big advantage a nice wind at our backs and strong ass legs of Ken, Kblische, Pblische and Darilect-

10 minutes in Kblische cranks a ball that clears the sweepers head on a bounce by inches, Pblische streaks on to the ball, the linesman raises his flag, Pblische continues and the goalie stops- Pblische dribbles it right into the goal- Referee correctly overruled the linesman as Pblische started his run from 10 yards back- straw meet your camel

FSSpartaClub 3 Flatbellies 3

It doesn't take but 5 minutes later till Kblische plays a ball to pblische who chips one to Rusty for yet another breakaway- The keeper goes low, rusty goes high and easily scores

FSFC 4 Crybabies 3

With around 25 minutes or so and the lead, the FSFC 300 set up shop in the back and defend like crazy- every ball is challenged, they play it wide, we force a shitty cross, they try to dribble the middle they got a packed 18 to try to dribble through-

In 25 minutes the FSFC give up only 1 real scoring opportunity and luckily they shank it-

Eventually the will of the FSFC is too much and Vanguard FC gets its Spirit broken and egos smashed into oblivion.



Goals: Pblische 3(4) Rusty 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 3(5)

Goat of the Game: Ken-"Keeper Ball Keeper Ball" oh yeah catch it next time

Goal of the Game: Rusty: it was the only goal that actually had some passing

Offensive MVP: Pblische- sir dribble alot humilates the defense

Defensive MVP: Darilect- everywhere

Pussy of the Week: Everyone that skipped the game



Lineup

GK Ken
FB Tommy
FB Berardo
SW Kblische
ST Darilect
HB Jihad
CM Bobby
CM #19

Bench

Rusty
Pblsche

Spring 2008 Vids Dos

Merry X-Mas




Manu Throwdown




Is the one of the Blades?



American Male



Get out your spanky hanky




Border Patrol Video Game

Spring 2008 Vids Uno

Body Armour Test


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How to beat the Patriots



Bet you can't drink a bottle of Vodka in 20 seconds


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I now know why Ken is Krazy



Iraqi Greg Trains the Troops



I know you will watch this

Spring Season Starts Dec 2nd Pay by Nov 28th

SPRING SESSION

Spring Session starts Dec.2, 2007 for teams that have completely registered before Nov.28. 2007.

To be completely registered means all players have paid the registration fees, player has filled out a registration form , player has a player card with a picture and the team has posted a $200 refundable bond. Registration forms may be downloaded from our website and registration fees can be paid through Pay Pal on our website.

Last time to register a team is Dec. 4 ,2007 and those teams will start play Dec. 9, 2007. No new teams will be accepted after Dec. 4, 2007 for the Spring Session.

Registration fees : one men’s team $75; two men’s teams $135. one men’s team and one COED team $125, one COED team $70. The maximum number of duals at $125 per team is three.

Teams that played in the Fall that are registering in the Spring will have a reduced player fee if the team did not play ten games in the Fall. The deduction is $5 per game per player that played in the Fall.

Weekly Links and Vids 10

Manu dips his eggroll in the yellow sauce



Ned calls UPN



26,000 Firecrackers



Fishing Lines, the new fun


Fishing Line Prank - Watch more free videos

Get out your wanker and your sock

Fall 2007 Game 10 Championship Sunday FSFC 4 SA Elite 1

Game 10 Sunday November 4th 2007

NEYSO North Field 6 (AP)-The much-anticipated game between the FSFC and SA Elite earned the highest overnight rating for a Sunday afternoon regular-season game in at least 20 years.

There were 8 people watching the Championship Game from the FSFC sidelines and the FSFC delivered in a big way. Having only given up 3 goals on the season and +19 in goal differential, the SA Elite on paper would seem to be the favorites. And that is why we play the games.

The FSFC came out swinging, controlling the game from the get go. Passing game, check, defense check, Romo bitching check, Kblische late check. Romo chips one into the box and #19 beats Messi and the keeper to the ball chipping it past the keeper.


FSFC 1 SA Elite 0

The lead would be short lived as the FSFC fail to capitalize on a couple of shots, the arch nemesis of the FSFC defense reared its ugly head a a turnover. The defense gets back and the shot deflects off of Darileks, catches the post and deflects to the Elite forward who shoots and scores and screams "Get You Some"

FSFC 1 Elite 1

The FSFC calmly react to the challenge- Ball gets played to #19 at the 35, and cleanly passes a through ball to Pblische- Pblische easily outruns the last defender and buries the goal

FSFC 2 Elite 1

The domination continues as the FSFC are in complete control. Pblische brings the ball up gets whacked, passes it calmly out to Berardo on the right half- Berardo deftly places a cross that delicately floats in the wind coasting inches over the keepers outstrethced hand and connecting squarely on the forehead of the unlikely header #19. Believe it or not

FSFC 3 Not so elite 1

The FSFC cruise to Half

The FSFC get the wind for the 2nd half and take advantage. Kblische starts hitting goal kicks that turn into near breakaways. The elite take a goal kick that goes right at Pblische, Pblische uses his boney little shoulder blade to pass it over the last defender to a streaking #19. #19 easily finishes the 1v1 with the keeper and its over

FSFC 4 Not so elite 1

The rest of the game was the FSFC catching posts, missing breakaways, and generally playing typical FSFC soccer.

Then the championship celebration went on for hours at the mythical restaraunt known as FATSO's


Goals: #19 3(6) Pblische 1(7)
Allowed: Ken 1(15)

Foul of the Game: Tommy- Just outside of the 18, tommy levels the dribbler then proclaims he ran into me, he ran into me. Beautiful

Goal of the Game: Pblische brings the ball up gets whacked, passes it calmly out to Berardo on the right half- Berardo deftly places a cross that delicately floats in the wind coasting inches over the keepers outstrethced hand and connecting squarely on the forehead of the unlikely header #19. Believe it or not

Churchill Post of the Game: Bodo- Rings the right post, rings the left post, all he needed was the crossbar which would have given him rarest of rarities, the Post Trick

Quote of the Game: Darilect- when glass Joe got knocked out in the Video game, he didn't screa "Where is he I am going to Fucking Kill Him"

Defensive MVP: Kblische- Filling in nicely your the hungover pussy kendall, their offense was shut down except for a fluke goal

Offensive MVP: Everyone that crossed midfield, as we put an ass whipping on these boys.






Roster

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Tomm
ST Darilect
SW Kneals
CM Romo
CM Pblische
HB Berryman
HB Berardo
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
Kblische
Bobby
AWhite
Bodo

Fall 2007 Game 9 FSFC 6 El Barza 3

Too many goals for a game summary, so lets watch the Trinity Miracle



Yellow Cards: Kneals 1(1)

Goals: Pblische 4(6) #19 1(3) Kblische 1(5)
Allowed: Ken 3(14)

Offensive MVP: Kneals- 3 assists and 1 yellow card- very solid game

Defensive MVP: Bodo- I think I saw him play defense, therefore he wins

Krazy Ken Wipeout of the Game: This time our cocksucker GK doesn't take out any of our players, just fucking hammers the kid that put his boot in his face- very nice

Foul of the Game- Tommy- in a bit of payback, Tommy cleans out the cocksmoker that whacked Kblische- kid has nothing to say, Tommy walks away- very nice

Goal of the Game- Kblische- Kneals brings it up the right half, #19 shows and Kneals hits him with the pass, #19 goes right back to Kneals streaking down the half- Kneals lays off a beauty to Kblische who takes it down to the 12 and rips a hole in the net with his angry blast

Churchill Post of the Game- Kblische- rocket shot from 35 out rings the bell like Rocky vs Apollo

Goat of the Game- #19 just like Sampson, all of the power left with the hair

Quote of the Game- FUCK ALL OF YOU- #19 GOT A FUCKING HAIRCUT- like #19 needs 18 people busting balls- too many quotes to put in here- however if you twink ass mofos hadn't come through as solidly as you did , #19 would have have been even more upset

Chase for the Goldish Boot: And down the stretch they come: Pblische dashes to the lead with a 4 goal outburst- Kblische is holding tight down 1 and Rusty is hoping for another one of his bunches of goals
Pblische 6 Kblische 5 Rusty 5
Lineup

GK Ken
FB BerryBodo
FB Bergman
SW Kendall
ST Darilect
HB Speetey
HB Rusty
CM Romosexual
CM Kblische
F #19
F Pblische

Bench

Migjet
Tommy
Bobby
Bodo
Kneals

Fall 2007 Vids and sheet 9

Bud Light Men of Genius



Best Free Kick Evar!



New Video of Berryman Dancing



Safety Tips



Prank War 6





College Final Exam

Fall 2007 Game Ocho FSFC 1 Atletico Celaya 1INSTANT CLASSIC

Christy Ronaldo Dida




Game Summary

Multiple Yellow Cards, a Red Card, flops, deceptive slaps and a player running off with the game ball all lead to a Fading Stars FC instant classic and all time game.

In their infinite wisdom, the FSFC play their 2nd friendly during a 10 game season, despite the fact that their are 11 teams in the division. This time the FSFC get to play a team 2 divisions higher, have a coach and practice. Fortunately, for the FSFC there isn't a coach in the world that can keep Mexicans from dribbling Pblische style.

The game begins with some controversy as the Referee has one linesman that is 12 and that is it- he yells at us to leave him alone, and the kid will comply by not raising his flag the entire game. Also, the forward from Cialis tells his girlfriend to take off her shirt and give it to the goalie that is wearing a white t-shirt.

It becomes early that the star of the game is Christy Ronaldo Dida- the suave bastard child of a torrid anal love affair between Christian Ronaldo and Dida- his birth eventually coming b/c Ronaldo could only hold a terd in for so long b/c his asshole has been loosened by the gay cock. Fortuantely the kid now plays division 2 soccer b/c the couldn't make it in Menudo b/c they actually have to play with each other as well as dance like faggots on straight night at the Bonham.

Going into a stiff wind, the FSFC decide to let Christy dribble and dribble and dribble ultimately she would pass the ball and to midfield were nothing would happen.

Early on it is apparent that if you give the Cialis players time, they could dribble- if you bodied up and ran through the ball they were worthless. This strategy would pay off later.

Cialis wins a corner kick and clearly runs a play that they practice- The corner goes to the front of the 6 were an unmarked player heads it near post, beating BerryBodo who as of Monday still hasn't jumped to clear the ball.

We go to halftime

FSFC 0 Selenas 1

Just like when Yolanda Saldivar changed the course of musical history, it was only a matter of time before the FSFC jump back on the wagon.

Playing with a big wind, the FSFC come out pressing- The game becomes dominated by the FSFC defense and midfield and the dribbling by the Selenas becomes a detriment.

Only problem with the game is that the ref decides that everyone needs a yellow card-

Finally about 15 minutes in #19 receives a pass at the 12, drops it back to Kblisce at the 18, Kblische and his svelte figure dances around the defender and blasts a screamer that never leaves the ground(PK lesson learned) and easily beats the keeper

FSFC 1 Selena's Dead 1


No more goals are scored and the game ends 1-1, Here is where the game becomes an all time classic

With 12 minutes left, #19 is fixing to sub out for a quick rest and then finish the final 7 or so- #19 is chasing down a bad pass by the Cialis defender and has the pleasure of once again pressuring Christy Ro Dida- #19 has no chance of stealing the ball and instead of fouling, slides on his knees to avoid contact. Christy Ro Dida continues at full speed for 2 steps then starts hopping like he was shot and eventually falls to his death 8 yards away. Christy Ron Dida rolls around like she had been fucked by Jihads WMD- The ref actually buys this cavernous assholes routine-

Sadly, #19 receives a 2nd Yellow and gasp a Red Card

#19 displays his profound vocabulary, clearly showing why he scored 800 on the SAT(math score included)- in front of the 10 year old girls soccer team waiting to play.

Fast forward 5 minutes

Christy Ronaldo Dida decides that she is going to save the day and actually cross midfield and try her dribbling bullshit against the defense- Kendall and the rest of the boys are visibly aroused at the opportunity to hammer this bitch like big haired patron whores at a concert at Sneakers

What Christy didn't know is that 1. AWhite played in the Mexican league 2. AWhite speak a da spanish 3. AWhite had no intention of chasing after her

Christy attacks AWhite who gently nudges her to the ground where she begins to roll around like the Preacher daughter whore in her red boots that Daddy hates in Footloose. Only this time Kevin Bacon wasn't there to dance with her.

While rolling on the ground, Christy says in spanish "You are gone too!"
Awhite positions himself between the ref and Christy, with his left hand, AWhite gently pats Christy Ronaldo Dida on the back asking "Are You OK?" whilst his ride hand is deftly slapping her in the face.

The ref awards AWhite with only yellow card, and Christy becomes outraged. Christy grabs the ball and starts running off the field- She keeps going and runs all the way to Carlo's double wide- disapearing for 5 minutes- When she returns, she is greeted by Jacobs on the sideline who is taunting her by imitating a crying baby.

Christy steals the game ball, runs off the field, delays the game 5 minutes and what does the ref do? He gives him a yellow card and lets him take a free kick from the 25-

Fucking Epic





Goals: Kblisce 1(4)
Allowed: Ken 1(11)

Cards
Yellow: #19 2(2) PMJMD 1(1) BobbyEwing 1(1) AWhite 1(1) Kendall 1(1)
Reds: #19 1(1)

Quote of the Game: AWhite- "Are you ok?" while patting Christy Ronaldo Dida on the back with his left hand and slapping him in the face with his right hand

Goal of the Game: Kblische- #19 drops the ball to Kblische at the top of the 18, Kblische quickly beats the defender and learns the lesson from last week and keeps the ball on the ground

Offensive MVP: Kblische- he scored on a blast

Defensive MVP: AWhite- while his play wasn't dominating, his slapping the cuntboy wins hands down
Foul of the Game: #19- what a hard wack he layed on Christy Ronaldo Dida- almost actually touched a pussy for the first time since the he got married

Churchill Post of the Game- None, but we hit 5 posts during warmup for the 2nd week in a row

Hooters MVP: Tom Wasson- contributed $19 to the tab even though he ate $12 worth of wings and drank $15 worth of beer. baby steps


Ken Krush of the Game: New award for the player on our own team that Ken knocks the shit out of- Better to be the hammer than the nail- This weeks winner Kendall

Lineup

GK Ken
FB BerryBodo
FB Birdman
SW Kendall
ST Darilect
HB Berardo
HB Jacobs
CM Romo
CM Kblische
F #19
F Pblische

Bench and Staff

Coach Migjet
Head Pisser and Moaner Wasson
Jihad
Bodo
Bobby
AWhite

Fall 2007 Vids and sheet Ocho

Possible the greatest scene in TV history



The Perfect Girl


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The Phantom Pooper



Ned Calls the 700 Club



Ace and Gary Save Xmas



Commercials



Prank War 5

Fall 2007 Game 7 FSFC 3 Johnny Rooks 0

Lunch n Learn,

Once a Very Common Bird

The Johnny Rook, or Striated Caracara Phalcoboenus australis, has been recognised as a very unusual bird of prey in the Falklands for two centuries. Charles Darwin visited Port Louis, East Falkland, in autumn 1833 and 1834. He was one of the first to report on the Johnny Rook's behaviour and wrote that it was 'exceedingly numerous', 'constantly haunted the neighbourhood of houses to pick up all kinds of offal', was 'extraordinarily tame and fearless' and 'very mischievous and inquisitive, quarrelsome and passionate'. Sheep were introduced and farming developed from about 1850 on East Falkland and 1867 on West Falkland. From February 1858 to December 1860, Captain Abbott of the Falkland Islands Detachment of Royal Marines travelled widely on East Falkland. His account (Woods & Woods 1997) of the Johnny Rook began with the statement, 'This is one of the commonest birds in East Falkland.' Abbott recorded that he visited North Camp (East Falkland) in December 1860 and, 'found at least 15 nests along the cliffs'.

GAME SUMMARY

The Johnny Rooks, pain in the asses making us play at 3pm and ruining the Football games and time well spent with a real bird, the Hooters Owl

First half, the defense pretty much sets the tone that the Rooks ain't good enough to score. Giving up long shots that were easily wide or saved. The offense gets off to a smooth start generating many opportunities that turn in to near misses.

Finally Bobby brings it down the right half and crosses to FnJ at the 12 who hits the shot right at the keeper and it goes right threw his hands and legs.

Plenty of other opportunities continue, and Kblische draws a PK with minutes left in the half

Kblische lines up facing against the 5'5" keeper- The keeper goes left, Kblische goes right, Scott Norwood right- 15 feet too high and 5 yards too wide


FSFC 1 Rooks 0 HALFTIME


The 2nd half begins much the same, except the FSFC work the ball from the back left all the way to the top right half of the 18, a cross to the middle and a missed shot- oh well we tried to play good soccer. Then the Rooks start trying to win- They attack the left side of the defense and actually start ripping some shots with some rebounds and earn a couple of corner kicks.

Ken knocks down the guy with the captain band and Kendall tells him to shut the Fuck up and the game is finally under control
#19 sets up FnJ with a breakaway he is unable to connect on. Kblische gets free after beating a couple of guys and shoots high and to the right- Bobby rips one from the 18 right to the keeper, #19 sets up Kneals with shot inside the 15 he hits wide left-

FSFC controlled the game but the game had the feel that a cheap goal was coming for the Rooks
Finally, the Rooks make another mistake and Rusty gets the ball at the 18 and buries his shot side netting easily beating the keeper

FSFC 2 Rooks 0

With the game pretty much locked up, Rusty steals the ball from their star player- #19 gets the ball attacks the defender and lays off a pass to a streaking Rusty- Rusty beats the keeper and the much faster player to the ball and taps it in for the game winner

FSFC 3 Rooks 0


GOALS: FnJ 1(1) Rusty 2(5)
Allowed: 0 2 straight shutouts

Cards: This is fucking sad- 7 games and no yellow cards

Gout of the Game: Gotta go with FnJ's record setting Gout Goal

Quotes of the Game: When a group of 15- 50 year old women walk into Hooters this exchange occurs- #19 "Holy the shit the waters are chummed here at El Jarro South" Awhite "someone call Migjet and get his arse down here" while #19 is on the phone with Migjet informing him of the chummed waters- Romo says "tell him to hurry as one of them just had a hot flash"

Churchill Post of the Game- 6 in warmup none in the game

Goat of the Game: Kblische- hate to say it but the PK was off by just enough to earn you this great honor

John Birdman Handball of the Week: The Birdman strikes again with his 3rd straight handball in the box- this one wasn't called

Foul of the Game: Ken- Damn, it is like we have Barnes in goal

Chase for the Goldish Boot: With 3 Games left Rusty has taken a commanding lead with 5, Kblische trails with 3 and can't seem to find the net.

Offensive MVP: Rusty- 2 more goals

Defensive MVP: Kendall- 2 shutouts in a row


Lineup

GK Krazy Ken
FB BerryBodo
FB Birdman
SW Kendall
ST Darilect
HB FnJ
HB Bobby
CM Kneals
CM Kblische
F #19
F Rusty

Bench

Bodo
Speetey
AWhite

Fall 2007 Weekly Links and Vids 7

Dida sets soccer back 50 years



My new plan



Gay Duo Read Fan Mail



Mascot Piles on




Ned phones the cops




Prank War 4

Fall 2007 Game 6 Traditionals 0 FSFC 1

11 players-
no subs

1 goal- the end

Hack of the year- Ken- skinny forward decides to challenge Ken for a ball in the air, skinny forward leaves the game with a concussion and partially dislocated shoulder.

Goal of the Game- Kblische- Kblische passes to #19 who beats the defender lays off the ball to Kblische at the 18 who rips a shot passed the keeper





Goal Kblische 1(3)
Allowed NONE


Lineup

GK Ken
FB Tommy
FB BerryBodo
SW Kendall
ST Kneals
HB Birdman
HB FnJ
CM Romo
CM Kblische
F #19
F Rusty

Bench

NONE

Fall 2007 Weekly Links and Vids 6

Madden 1992



Ned calls a retirement home



Ambiguously Gay Duo in High School



Hunting Season



BerryBodo gets caught again



Family Feud



Prank War 3

Fall 2007 Game 5 FSFC 2 Mercenaries 1

A mercenary is a person who takes part in an armed conflict who is not a national of a Party to the conflict and "is motivated to take part in the hostilities essentially by the desire for private gain and, in fact, is promised, by or on behalf of a Party to the conflict, material compensation substantially in excess of that promised or paid to combatants of similar ranks and functions in the armed forces of that Party".

What a fag name for a soccer team

Game Summary

Mercenaries are a good team- not sure how we moved down 2 divisions but are playing better teams. Guess the name doesn't matter.
1st half gets off to a rough start as the passing and communication are very poor. Some ball hogging and crappy shots don't help. Giving up 6 straight corners and 3 throw ins down low was pathetic. Not one person called for the ball or even talked. Amazingly they only got 1 shot off in 9 opportunities was outstanding.
First half was fairly even and the bench depth helped to wear them out. With about a minute left in the half, the FSFC are possesing the ball very nicely in their half. ball gets passed back to BerryBodo with no one within 15 yards- He has a wideopen Kblische and Romo and passes a scorcher in the air that Romo gets a touch on, the Mercs steal and make one pass for a breakaway. Kendall tries to get back but the guy gets off a good shot beating Ken

FSFC 0 Mercs 1 HALFTIME

The FSFC come out determined to match the speed that the Mercs had at the Forward spot. Bergman does a great job of just pestering the fuck out of the forwards and wearing them down. The defense controls the long balls and the momentum begins to swing.
FSFC win a throw in at about the 18- #19 makes a dummy running dragging the sweeper with him- FnJ makes the throw in to Kblische who traps turns and blisters a cross. Bobby Ewing gets to just before the touch line and pops it Bergman style to the six. The real Bodo fends off a defender and the goalie, turns and rips it into the net then has the look of a crazy person after the goal.

FSFC 1 Mercs 1

I guess the Mercs decide that they might actually lose and begin to push up their sweeper- It is too late as the forwards are worn out and the superior depth of the FSFC bench take its toll.
Pblische dribbles down the right side and has one man to beat, red headed kid from KIDCO makes the sliding tackle, Pblische gets the ball off of his ass, dribbles around like a mad man and crosses to Bobby at the top of the 18. Bobby hits a shot that the keeper saves but the rebound caroms to Romo who deftly hammers the rebound inside near post.

FSFC 2 Mercs 1

The game is all but over and everyone knows it- the FSFC eventually run out the clock giving up no real opportunities

Final Score FSFC 2 Mercs 1

Goals: Bodo 1(1) Romo 1(1)
Allowed : Ken 1(10)

Cards: None- will somebody get a fucking card? Jacobs?

Defensive MVP: Kendall- when a team gets 1 real shot and their 2 best players are forwards, the Sweeper wins

Offensive MVP: Bobby- his trap and pull back of the cross and taking on the fat guy epic

Goal of the Game: Bodo- Shielding off the goalie and FB turning and firing from the 6 whilst pulling a groin gets you the glory of love.

Goat of the Game: Sorry Berrybodo- your crappy pass that got stolen and led to a breakaway with 1 minute left in the half is the winner.

Asshole of the Game: Big Fat guy and the gum throwing cunt boy

Churchill Post of the Game: Will someone hit the damn post?


Lineup

GK Ken
FB BerryBodo
FB Bergman
ST Darilek
SW Kendall
CM Romo
CM Kneals
HB Jihad
HB Berardo
F #19
F Pblische

Bench

Kblische
Bobby Ewing
FnJ
AWhite
MigJet
Tommy
Bodo
Rusty

Fall 2007 Weekly Vids 5

The Golden Boy Oscar De La Homo



Mystery Opens up a Set



Weekly Taser

Ambiguously Gay duo



Mexican TV Kicks ass



Prank War 2

Game 4 FSFC 4 Soccer Guru 2

Goals: Rusty 3(3) Kblische 1(2)
Allowed: Ken 2(7)

Cards None- that is 4 straight games with no cards

Foul of the Game: Ken- The offsides breakaway results in mash up of bodies as Ken hammers Omar- Results in no cards and a drip ball

Ant Pile Cross of the Game: Kneals brings the ball down the right half and crosses 10,000 ants instead of the ball

Goal of the Game: Rusty Goal 2- the buildup was spectacular and Rusty takes a shot that pops up in the air and floats over the keeper- horrendous finish

Goat of the Game: Bodo- when you get a breakaway 1v1 with the keeper, it is probably a good idea to shoot the ball within 15 yards of the net

Offensive MVP: Rusty- soft hat trick but we take it

Defensive MVP: AWhite- holding on to a 3-2 lead a lightning quick Awhite stops a potential breakaway

Churchill Post: Dammit we can't even hit posts on the wide open shots

Quote of the Game: Don't know who said it but after Barnes plays a long ball to Rusty- "Hey Barnes we don't play that shit soccer anymore"


Lineup

GK Ken
FB Barnes
FB Jacobs
ST Darilek
SW Kendall
HB Berardo
HB Jihad
CM Kneals
CM Romosexual
F #19
F Rusty

Bench

Migjet
Tommy
Kblische
Bodo
Briana
FnJ
Bobby
AWhite

Missing
BerryBodo
Bergman

Fall 2007 Vids and links Quatro

Shady Brady and Bill Bellicheat



Baseball Fight



Prank War 1




I discovered this guy last week- now he is famous



Cookie Jar



Berrybutter gets caught again





Ebay Doesn't get anybetter than this- scroll down



Oh wait, he is selling a phone now

Fall 2007 Vids Tres

Some of you will appreciate this- others won't



Holy Crap



Appalachian State is Hot Hot Hot




Jabba the Coach doesn't like hot dogs?



Jackass 2.5

Fall 2007 Game 2 FSFC 3 vs Gay Blades 1

Undermanned for the match, Coach Migjet gives his pregame speech



GAME SUMMARY

On a foggy morning, reminiscent of the opening scene of ET- The Fading Stars begin to gather, knowing they will be short on bodies, but have plenty of players. in the typical FSFC/Blades matchup, things get off to a smooth start until the blades Samurai warrior starts hacking from behind- A quick yellow card pretty much ends his first half.

Then FSFC start doing an amazing thing- passing the ball and working it outside and then back in to the middle. The Blades are clearly puzzled by this strategy having never seen it employed by the Stars. Shots start to reign on the Blades keeper, but he does a good job of watching them go wide.

Couple of free kick opportunities go wasted, and the Blades play a nice kickball that Bergman chests down to the ground only to be called a handball. The blades take their kick and it is saved and the rebound gets knocked around to Martin at about the 25. Pblische rips the ball from him and the breakaway is on- 5 v 2. Pblische takes the ball all the way down to 12 passes to Bobby who flubs the trap and the keeper dives on his foot snatching the ball. Ashamed at the lost opportunity, halftime thankfully comes.

Halftime

FSFC 0 Blades 0

And we are off- Rusty gets a break and blasts a right footer that catches all post, rebound is easily cleared. Pblische tries to dribble the ball in only to have it stolen at the 6. Attacking dominance by the Stars backfires when the backline passes a ball to Bergman with Lori slowly chasing. Bergman pops the ball in the air, tries to head it, misses kicks through Lori's legs, ball ends up towards Ken who falls down, Bergman falls down and Lori walks in the worst goal in the history of soccer.

Blades 1 FSFC 0

Time to play kids- The Blades try to trap at midfield, Romo plays a ball thru that Kblische runs on to- 3 vs 1 break that Kblische takes down the right side and buries his shot to the far post. Blades think everyone is offsides, but clearly the play started on the Stars half.

FSFC 1 Blades 1

The FSFC are relieve to have covered up the gift. The attack continues. FSFC win a corner on the right side that Woodard sends in. The ball majestically floats over the crossbar staying in bounds. Berardo runs down the kick on the left half. Berardo holds the ball and waits for the perfect moment when he crosses to the back post. #19 traps the ball with his right thigh and volleys with his left burying the ball in the upper 90- It was a goal so beautiful that even the Nazi Major stood up and cheered.



FSFC 2 Blades 1

Damn there were still 15 minutes left and everyone was tired. Ball gets bounced around a bunch and worked into the Blades half of the field. Pblische passes the ball to Romo- let me repeat that, Pblische passes the ball to Romo at the top of the 18, Romo heads the ball into the box to #19 who traps and buries his lefty shot into the right side netting.

FSFC 3 Blades 1

That is all she wroted.


Goals Kblische 1(1) #19 2(2)
Allowed Ken 1(6)

Cards- None

Quote of the Game: Bergman- "You need to get some fucking glasses" to the referee that was wearing glasses

Foul of the Game: The entire Blades team

Churchill Post of the Game: Woodard dented the post at the start of the 2nd half

Goal of the Game: #19 from Berardo- Rusty with the corner that magically floats over the entire goal staying in bounds. Berardo chases down the ball brings it back and hits a beautiful backside cross which #19 traps on his thigh and volleys left footed upper 90-

Defensive MVP: Kneals- pretty much worked over Martin and controlled the middle

Goat of the Game: Normally a team blowing a 4 v 1 breakaway would win, but Bergman with the breakaway goal against his own keeper takes the cake.



Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB AWhite
SW Pblische
ST Kneals
HB FnJ
HB Berardo
CM Romo
CM Bobby
F #19
F Woodard

Bench
KBlische
Coach Migjet

Missing but clearly not missed

Bodo
BrianA
Darilect
Jihad
Jacobs
Berrman
Tommy
Kendall

Fall 2007 Vids and Poop Story Dos

Tollbooth Willy



Brilliant Save



More Brilliant Goal



Stripper Fight


Pole Dance Cat Fight - Watch more free videos

Bike Ride





and finally,
not wrotten by me...

All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell.
As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!"
This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathroom. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience:

0.Occupied

1.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one.

2.Poo on seat.

3.Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat.

4.No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of toilet.

Clearly, it had to be Stall #1. I trudged back, entered, dropped Trousers and sat down. I'm normally a fairly Shameful Pooper. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot.

I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. S was blathering to Mrs. S about the crappy day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier.


Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder in one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude -- a cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently.

-

Once my butt cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent: (1) The next-door conversation had ceased; (2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come; and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench.

It was as if a gateway to heck had been opened. The foul miasma quickly made its way under the stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence.

"Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with the suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??"

Next door I could hear fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my symphony: "Gotta go... horrible... throw up... in my mouth.... not... make it... tell the kids... love them... oh God..." followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching.

-

Alas, it is evidently difficulty to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by a string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet.

After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage. I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth.

As I left, I glanced to the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl. Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know.

I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supernatural elimination has manged to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'll be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public -- and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo. And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in the bathroom.

Fall 2007 Game 1 FSFC 1 Real Azteca 5 "Cone Defenss"

The Famous Cone Defense





Game Footage
We are the Red Team




Game Summary

FSFC Kickoff- #19 taps to Pblische, Pblische passes back to Kneals, Kneals passes it to Kendall, ball is stolen break away, goal.

FSFC 0 Real Azteca 1

Ken makes some saves, Real Azteca dribbles around the cone defense- breakaway goal

FSFC 0 Real Azteca 2

Real Azteca dribbles arounds some cones, attacking with 6 and leaving 5 players watching from midfield. Bergma sticks out his arm to block a weak shot, PK

FSFC 0 Real Azteca 3

Halftime

FSFC start to play decent offense, Real Azteca suprisingly counter attacks, yikes another breakaway

FSFC 0 Real Azteca 4

Yeah we get a PK and Pblische makes it

FSFC 1 Real Azteca 4

Yeah the entire defense watches Real Azteca score goal #5

FSFC 1 Real Azteca 5

Great Game Guys

Goals PBlische 1(1)
Allowed Ken 5(5)

Cards None

Churchill Post of the Game: Bobby- blasts one off of the crossbar

Foul of the Game: Ken with a clean tackle on a breakaway- no foul but it was a hell of a tackle

Defensive MVP: Ken- not often does a keeper give up 5 goals and actually have a hell of a game.

Goat of the Game: too many

Quote of the Game: Let's go to Hooters

Anyone want to write this shit?


Lineup
GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB FnJ
ST Jacobs
SW Kendall
HB Jihad
HB Kneals
CM romo
CM Briana
F #19
F Pblische

Bench
Migjet
AWhite
Bobby
2 Guys
Tommy
Bodo
Rusty

Fall 2007 Links and Vids UNO

To Catch a Fainter




First Big Hit for the Football season


http://view.break.com/344676 - Watch more free videos

New Fatso's Waitress




Catholic Community



Top Gun




Wednesday's With MigJet Theme Song- FSFC CLASSIC

Fall 2007 Season Preview " #19's Interview with iGod

#19: Hey dude whats up?
God: You've got my full attention. The stars. Dude,.

#19: Funny we are the Fading Stars. What is your name?
God: My name is God.

#19: Do you have a last name?
God: Are you serious? Is this really the last one?

#19: You don't have to get all uppity. Just wanted to say Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name?

#19: The #19
God: Who told you that?

#19: Jesus
God: Jesus is the Son of God.

#19: Yes he is
God: Give me a break. Who said he is.

#19: You did
God: I did not.

#19: Then the Bible told me so
God: New Testament or Old?

#19: New
God: Can you tell me any gossip?

#19: Heard Allen White hooked up with a fat girl
God: David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy.

#19: Yeah I heard he caught an STD
God: Er. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

#19: Can he be cured of his STD
God: Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is it?

#19: I have heard there are pills
God: Who told you there are pills ?

#19: Dr. Jacobs
God: I am sure Allen will be interested to hear that.

#19: Back to soccer, Will the Fading Stars win the Division this fall?
God: Does it really matter.

#19: Yes, but only to true believers not like the athiest Romo
God: You seem very concerned about it. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

#19: Will Russ Woodard learn to stay onsides?
God: Does it really matter.

#19: yes
God: You seem very concerned about it.

#19: Well we lose a lot of goals b/c he is always offsides, so will Rusty learn to stay onsides or not?
God: Probably not.

#19: Great, will Bodo ever trap a ball and not let it run past him?
God: Probably not.

#19: Will Pblische ever pass the ball?
God: Does it really matter.

#19: Yeah it would help
God: Tell me more about it.

#19: well sometimes he dribbles and dribbles and never shares the ball, and then gets it stolen.
God: Interesting. I get it. Jesus dribbles and dribbles and never shares the ball.

#19: yeah he does think he is Jesus on the pitch
God: Next question? I get it. Pblische does think he is Jesus.

#19: Will Ken give up less goals this fall?
God: I can't say for sure right now.

#19: Is it Ok to have a fat fullback?
God: I don't think it is very healthy.

#19: What about Old Fullbacks?
God: Does it have anything to do with New?

#19: So you are saying we need New fullbacks- gotcha
God: Blimey. By "we" do you mean you and me?

#19: I guess you can join the team and play fullback
God: No I don't think I can do it.

#19: cmon I will trade you Migjet's Soul and a six pack of beer
God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

#19: Ok, I will toss in Wasson and Barnes- Deal?
God: Congratulations. Great.

#19: Sweet we start on August 12th, back to soccer.
Will Myke Kendall get red carded?
God: I think so.

#19: Will #19 win the Golden Boot this fall
God: It could happen.

Me: That is what I thought, thanks for your time God.
God: Oh don't mention it.

God can be found here

Summer 2007 Game 10 FSFC 3 vs Deported 3

Showing up at least 50 minutes late, the mighty Southside team, the Deported hurried to get to the game.

6 goals and 40 minutes later, nothing was solved except for World Peace and Kblische beating his brother out for the Goldish Boot.


Goals #19 1(1) Kblische 1(7) Nater 1(1)
Allowed Ken 3(18)

Yellow Cards #19 1(1) Kendall 1(1)

Foul of the Game: Kendall- Kendall with the turnover out of the backfield CHECK, Forward with a breakaway CHECK, Forward inside the 18 with Kendall chasing CHECK, Slide tackle from behind CHECK, All leg and no ball CHECK, PK CHECK, Injured illegal CHECK Red Card CHECK- ooops what the fuck no red card BOO BOO

Mean White Person of the Game: Darilect- why do you have to pick a fight with a poor kid that barely speaks the English

Goal of the Game: #19 Hell you guys are lucky there isn't a parade today to celebrate the end of the drought.


MVP of the PreGame: FnJ- not only did he give up 5 goals he now claims he couldn't see- Nice pick for goalie Kendall

Quote of the Game: Kblische- running onto the field with his sliding shorts on "Okay guys we ready to play" classic


Hooters MVP: God for making breasts large and bountiful

Russ Woodard Offsides Player of the Game: AWhite- intentionally cheating in the scrimmage. You should be ashamed of yourself



Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
ST Darilect
SW Kendall
HB Tommy
HB Speetey
CM Romo
CM Briana
F #19
F Kblische

Bench
Kneals
Nater
Berrybutter
Awhite
FnJ

Summer 2007 Game 9 FSFC 3 Global Stars 1

Berardo's Soccer Uniform





Joel Osteen visits Dr. Phil




3-1

The Fading Stars played well the first 10 minutes of both halves and it was enough to once again beat the Global Stars.

Goals Pblische 1(6) Kblische 2(6)
Allowed Ken 1(15)

Yellow Cards Jacobs 1(2)

Goal of the Game: Pblische- The FSFC complete 5 passes, Jihad brings the ball up the right half, plays it to #19 who beats 1 defender and drops it to Pblische at the top of the 18- Pblische only dribbles around 1 player and blasts a shot upper 90

Free Kick of the Game: Global Stars- Mexican A starts fighting with Mexican B about who is going to take the free kick from just outside the 18. #19 starts translatin "I want to kick the ball out of bounds, No Fuck you I want to kick it out of bounds"

Mexican A then shoves Mexican B and taps the free kick to #19 fucking brilliant

Pussy of the Weak: Dammit Rookie Osteen, just b/c you shatter your ankle you can still go to Hooters

Hooters MVP: Rookie Ken once again proves to be the MVP of Hooters

Foul of the Game: Tommy absolutely mauls #17 sending him flying in the air and moaning and rolling around the ground writhing in pain. Unfortunately Tommy had his hands behind his back and never touched the guy.

Quote of the Game: Jacobs before examining Osteen's ankle- "Do you have insurance? I have a machine in my car that verifies benefits"

Real Foul of the Game: Kendall with the foul in the box with a nasty slide tackle forcing Steve Barnes Knockout victim to miss on his breakaway. could have been a PK, but Kendall sold it beautifully.


Speetey Berardo Wears Tights- Walking out of the house and going out in public wearing only sliding shorts is acceptable if you are a homosexual. Seriously how the fuck do you not notice you aren't wearing shorts? If Tommy hadn't told him, he would have run on the field wearing his tights like a superhero. Speetey Berardo going for the aerodynamics to gain any edge on the field

Spring 2007 Vids and Links 9

Messi embarrasses the mexican keeper



For Romo's Weekend



Soccer Kid



Brett Michaels has some hot chicks after him



Pat Blische has been working on his Gooooooaaaaal Dance




Teachers Banging students the complete list



Maddox on the IPhone

Summer 2007 Game 8 FSFC 2 vs Pimp Juice 1

Do we really need a summary for this one?

Where the Fuck were the Rookies? Osteen and Ken's failure to show up for the post game activities will not be taken lightly.

Goals PBlische 2(5)
Allowed Ken 1(14)

Cards- None for us

Where the Fuck were the Rookies? Seriously you two are lucky we haven't made you interview with the "founding fathers" on date night to see if you are worthy

Goal of the Game: #19 Blisters a corner that rises over the keeper and immedialty drops on to PBlisches foot whence he deflty finishes

Pussy of the Game: PMJMD- "I miss you like a Child misses his blanket" Love Fergie

Quote of the Game: #19 to the Referee "Hey are you going to let him call you a Fucking Idiot?" Referee "Nope" Brings out the red card

Foul of the Game: Letting Berryman shoot

Offensive MVP: Pblische- two goals should have been three, pass more to those onside and it is 6
Defensive MVP: Ken- left out to dry several times, and flipping over the forward Ken leads a leaky defense to the victory

Goat of the Game: Jihad- You failed on the weight loss challenge and you had an extra week plus down a goal you shot your breakaway at the only place the keeper could save it.

Chase for the Goldish Poon: And down the stretch we come- in what is easily the worst goal scoring season for the FSFC in 4 years, Pblische has done did overtooken Kblische with Too Two Go.

Where the Fuck were the Rookies? You two have officially pissed off Darileck by not enjoying Hooters, this was a bad move

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Berryman
FB Tommy
ST Darilect
SW Kblische
HB Bodo
HB Jihad
CM Romo
CM PBlische
F #19
F Rusty

Bench

Awhite
FnJ
Joel Osteen
Kendall

Summer 2007 Links and Vids 8 The Return of the Porn

Lady buys $100,000 in IPhones




Baseketball



Freddy Adu



My favorite movie on Showtime









And the fun begins

Manequinn Sex

Girls Gone Wild Olympics

PigTails

Bikini Tryouts

The new IPhone

Summer 2007 Game 7 FSFC 2 Gay Blades 2

Here is what the Blades Goal looked like from the sidelines



In what will go down as the first yellow card free match, played to a 2-2 draw. The biggest reason for this was the notable absence of soccer's biggest baby Guy. The Gay Blades always take this match up seriously and this time they wanted this game so bad that they brought in #17 from a different city just for the game.

Zero Zero at the half with most of the scoring chances going to the Blades. Very weak marking allowed the kick ball game be very successful for the Blades. Trading in the 400 lb forward for #17 was also a good strategy for the Gay Blades.

2nd Half

FSFC get off to a rip roaring start putting tons of pressure on the keeper- Eventually Pblische gets off a shot that is blocked right to Kblische 20 yards out. Kblische on his gimpy ankle manages to paste a ball upper 90 easily beating the balding diving keeper.

FSFC 1 Ghey Blades 0

The game is well under control, Pblische gets a breakaway that gets stuffed, the keeper swipes a rebound off of #19's foot, Romo misses a 1v1 shot when he tried to shoot with the outside of his right foot instead of passing the ball in with his left. Basically the game was wrapped up until- Darilect goes out with a vaginal cramp. Then Tom gets a brain cramp and decides to let people sub themselves in. Guys that ain't the way subbing works. Taking out 4 players at one time is terrible and it bit us in the ass big time. The next 5 minutes the Blades score 2 goals that never should have happened

Blades 2 FSFC 1

8 minutes left in the game and having choked away the lead to fall behind b/c of stupidity. Luckily Pblische saves the day by streaking down the left side and burying his shot so tighly that the keeper didn't dive until the ball was in the net.

FSFC 2 Blades 2 Final

Goals Kblische 1(4) Pblische 1(3)
Allowed Ken 2(13)

Cards None- Fat Guy wasn't there

Pussy of the Game- Should just call this the Myke Kendall says he will be there, but never shows up award

Goal of the Game- Hard to beat the Kblische gimped up willy upper 90 shot

Foul of the Game- Has to go to Berardo, b/c he pissed and moaned so much after committing 3 straight fouls

Goat of the Game- Kblische- why do you wanna get married? I thought you were happy

Quote of the Game- Migjet to 18 year old Hooters girl "Now that girl over there, are here tits real or are they fake" Oh and they are ginormous tits- If you want the answer you will have to ask the waitress yourself

Offensive MVP- Pblische- should have had a hat trick, but his game saving goal gets him the nod

Defensive MVP- Darilect- His +/- of +2 while on the field is a telling stat

Race for the Goldish Boot- This is race is as exciting as the Tortoise racing the Tortoise- wow Kblische is ripping up the league with a whopping 4 and Pblische has a earth shattering 3.

Celebrity Fit Club Target Weight Loss- Jihad, your target weight loss for this week is 4lbs

Summer 2007 Vids and Porn 7

Inspiration for the Blades Game



Beckham and Bush



FADING STARS The Movie



Gum commercial



Pearl Harbor



Nancy Grace is a bitch



David Blaine Part 2

Summer 2007 Game 6 FSFC 0 Ft Sam Houston 1

Girls soccer teams are better than the FSFC

Goals- NONE
Allowed- Ken 1(11)

Cards- None

Foul of the Game- None

Offensive MVP- None

Defensive MVP- Ken

Goat of the Game- DaMarcus Beasley- How the fuck do you miss an open net?

Goal of the Game- Benny Feilhaber- Holy Shit that was World Class

Quote of the Game- no one is funny anymore

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Berardo
FB AWhite
ST Darilek
SW Bergman
HB Jihad
HB FnJ
CM Romo
F Woodard
F Bodo

Bench
Kblische
Tommy

Summer 2007 Links and Vids 6

US vs Canada- Offsides no Goal for Canada 2 minute mark




My new hero



Hell



Zippo's are cool



Highlight from Game 4 of the NBA Finals



Messi is Maradona Part 2



David Blaine's Best Trick Yet, He turns these Homos into flaming homos



I have officially retired from Guitar Hero 2



Kid Rock Video NSFW