Fall 2006 Game 7 Summary FSFC 2 LAFB 1

Game Summary

We get off to a good start despite having two outside halfbacks that admit they can't run due to injury. Not to mention a goaltender that has a broken thumb and a hurt back. Rusty gets off to his usual start and makes a bunch of wide runs- FSFC are pretty much controlling the pace of the game and LAFB only attack is to play kick ball. Early opportunities present themselves but not much scoring. Rusty gets one down the right half, beats a guy and delivers a nice cross to #19 at the 6 who directs the ball into the net-

FSFC 1 air force babies 0

More long ball from LAFB, Romo gets the ball stolen by a girl, bunch of missed traps. Couple of missed headers on goal for the FSFC then we give up a soft goal. Jacobs whiffs a trap off of his hip that bounces right to Barne's buddy #18 and he dribbles in on AWhite and beats him near post

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This is when the game starts to get fun- Rusty dribbles and takes on 2 defenders, the sweeper wins the ball makes a pass and then fouls the shit out of Rusty- Rusty gets up and gives the guy a shove, calls him a fucking asshole and is seperated by the ref. Rusty and the sweeper get sent off amazingly without a card being handed out. That Kenny Rogers is a good soccer ref

Halftime FSFC 1 LAFB 1

Going into the wind pays dividends for the FSFC as we decide to play shorter balls and LAFB continues their kick ball strategery- Although the kick ball method starts to work as they would kick it up in the sun and wait for our player to miss the header then run onto the ball- LAFB wins a corner the ball is tipped off out by keeper AWhite right to a LAFB player and he heads it off of the crossbar. FSFC dodge a bullet- The opportunities for goals where plenty for the FSFC, here are some of the misses

• Ball played deep off of a restart to Rusty who heads it past the sweeper at the top of the 18, #19 runs on to the ball and choofs a left footer
• Ball played from the right side to the left to a wide open Briana- Briana lays the ball off to Pblische at the 18 wide open shot misses very high
• Ball gets cleared out and Bergman steps up and sends it back into the box- #19 and Romo are in uncovered, Romo calls for the open header and tries to go upper 90 missing the wide open net
• Ball gets played to PBlische for the breakaway- Pblische takes the shot and the keeper makes the save- Pblische, the sweeper and the goalie are on the ground Briana gets the rebound at the 12 and misses the entire goal

Under 2 minutes to play

FSFC are attacking full throttle- Pblische gets it in the box, plays the ball across to a wide open Kblische who is 1 v 1 with the keeper- Kblische dribbles around the keeper and shoots from the end line and the ball goes across the face of the goal and continues all the way across the field for a throw in. LAFB toss the ball in and Briana and #19 pressure the receiver, Briana steals the ball, drops it to #19 who chips a ball to the penalty spot- A LAFB player tries to trap/clear the ball and PBlische grabs the lose ball. Pblische passes it across the box to a wide open KBlische who finally beats the keeper.

FSFC 2 LAFB 1 30 seconds left

LAFB pisses off #19 by saying that the FSFC don't deserve to be ahead so #19 steals their kickoff and dribbles out the clock-

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Goals: #19 1(3) KBlische 1(1)
Allowed: AWhite 1(1)

Yellow Cards: Barnes 1(2)
Red Cards: None sadly

Goal of the Game: Kblische's game winner with 30 seconds left- not an impressive goal but given the exact same shot 60 seconds later- KBlische comes through

Foul of the Game: Barne's pulling down the guy pants or Barnes running over the same kid- not sure which

Goat of the Game: Nominees- Jacobs for giving up the first goal, #19 for missing a left footer, Pblische for missing 2 breakaways, Briana for missing from the 12 with the goalie on the ground.
Winner: Romo- for getting stripped by a girl and having the girl get a shot off that hits the side netting- As Romo says at least he is better than 60% of the girls

Quote of the Game: Pblische- after the hack #23 had whacked Rusty, and talked shit the whole game Pblische jukes #23 so bad he blows out his ankle- Pblische cracks "That is what that fucker gets for talking shit the whole game"

Lineup
GK AWhite
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Jacobs
ST Darilect
HB Tommy
HB FnJ
CM KBlische
CM Romo
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
MigJet
Briana
Pblische

We won despite these people
Kendall
Hunter
Berardo
Bodo
Jihad
Berryman

Fading Stars Look Alike: South Park cont

Bodo
MigJet
Lilly
Tommy
Nate

Fading Stars Look Alike Contest 4: South Park Edition

Jeff Romo
Jihad
Jacobs
BerryButter
T-Rex
Darilect
FnJ
Barnes
#19
AWhite
Bergman









THE SOUTH PARK FADING STARS

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 8

I present to you Oklahoma's finest son, BikerFox


T-Rex has been practicing his PK

Free Howard Stern on October 25th and 26th

African wildlife Webcam-

Tim Duncan finally loses his cool

check out the Okie State coach spit on the Kansas player

Best girlfriend evar


The fun stuff

Kblische and Bodo, is this what all Germans are like?

Never been to the Bellagio, but I saw Ocean's 11

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 7

Hey dumbass Yankee- When you make millions of dollars a year playing baseball- don't fuck it up by flying your piece of shit plane into a building. Love #19


Knock Knock Joke

Black chick beats up her baby daddy, with her baby

Ultimate Goalie Fuck Up

The Best of Butterbean

Jihad has been depressed b/c he can't score- this should cheer him up

Migjet, are you okay?

Prison Guard Blog- this is some funny shit to read

Bear vs Cougar- and I don't mean Baylor vs UH

porn to follow

We call this one the Allen White

I kind of like the bad hair on this chick

Pizza Guy Video

Fall 2006 Game 6 FSFC 6 Global Stars 1

Game Summary

1st Half

Much better job this week as we had a full squad for kickoff- FS get off to a quick start pretty much controlling the tempo of the game early on. Ball is being trapped and we were actually using the outside halves. PBlische gets the ball about 20 yards out and hits a shot that easily beats the keeper.

Fadings Stars 1 Global stars 0

Pace picks up for the fading stars- Rusty is playing like a caged animal- Rusty runs into the keeper and gets a yellow card. Rusty chases the ball around and Rusty is busy showing off for his pussy doctor friend. Rusty gets a ball down the right half, makes a move and gets the ball down to 6 yard box. Rusty rips a cross that squeaks past the keeper- and deflects off of #19's breasts and into the goal.

FS 2 Global Stars 0

Briana is finally allowed into the game as a fullback. PBlische goes up for a header and gets wiped out by Glass Joe. Glass Joe then picks up the balls and throws it at Briana's head- Briana gets red carded for not kickin that guys ass. T-Rex gets tackled from behind and the Global Stars get their 2nd player tossed for dirty play.
FnJ gets in the game before half and makes two slide tackles at the goalline

2nd Half

Quick start for the Fading Stars- Speetey plays a ball down the left sideline to #19, ball gets cleared by the sweeper. #19 quickly picks up the ball and throws it in to Rusty who is wide open inside of the box. Rusty makes a move turns and shoots

FSFC 3 GS 0

The ass raping continues as the maniac rusty is on a tear. Rusty gets his second goal of the game and is quickly subbed out

FSFC 4 it's over 0

The ass raping gets worse as AWhite is allowed to play. #19 gets the ball at midfield and sets up a Perfect Duck Formation as Trex is on the right and Pblische on the left. # 19 waits for the sweeper to step up and plays a ball to a streaking Pblische- Pblische one touches a chip over the goalie.

FSFC 5 mighty ducks 0

T-Rex decides to get in on the ass kicking- he dribbles around with his little baby arms flapping, rips a low hard shot that the keeper has no chance at

FSFC 6 global suck 0

Tommy decides that he is going to give a lesson on trapping- wiffs the trap guy shoots from midfield easily beating lilly who was busy playing in the dirt b/c there was not much to do.

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That is the finale

FSFC 6 Global Stars 1

FSFC move to 4-1-1 13 pts



Goals: Rusty 2(6) PBlische 2(4) #19 1(2) T-Rex 1(2)
Allowed: Lilly 1(5)

Yellow Cards: Pblische 1(1), Woodard 1(1)
Red Cards: Briana 1(1)

Goal of the Game: "The Teet"Rusty takes a ball down the right side and down to the 6 where he blisters a cross- ball gets deflected tipped by the keeper but he is unable to keep #19 from using his beautiful right breast to masse the ball with the ultra sensitive nipples into the net-

Foul of the Game: Briana- Briana abslolutely kicks a guy so hard that he throws the ball at his head- and gets briana the gate. Allegedly

Goat of the Game: Kendall- Kendall breaks down the left side at the 18, puts a move on the defender, lines up a shot with his right boot and promptly blasts a shot that heads toward midfield and goes out of bounds. Masterful

Churchill Post of the Game: Kendall comes through with blast off of the right goal post.

MVP of the Game: Not often is this award give, but today it is special- Briana is your MVP- Here is his stat line:
2 minutes played
1 Turnover
1 Mythical foul
1 ball bounced off his head
1 maniacle laugh
1 red card
Game of the Year Briana


Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Bergman
FB Berardo
SW KBlische
ST Jacobs
HB Jihad
HB Kendall
CM Romo
CM Pblische
F #19
F Woodard

Bench
Ash Wednesday
T-Rex
Briana
FnJ
Tommy
AWhite

Missing not really missed
Berrybutter
Barnes
Darilek
Nate
Bodo
MigJet

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 6

Yolanda Saldivar, how dare she shoot Selena (not even close to being safe to open at work)













Best of Borat-

Best Video Game Performances- 90's style #6 is the Hand of God

Two clean links is all you get this week boys

Massive tits


I saw this girl once and one of you paid for it

Only those with a strong stomach should click on here

My new fantasy

and finally

There is a reason she is a star

Fall 2006 Midseason Report

FSFC 3-1-1

Game 1 FSFC 5 FUBAR 1
Game 2 FSFC 5 Ft. SAM 4
Game 3 FSFC 0 SA United 0
Game 4 FSFC 3 Arrellanos 0
Game 5 FSFC 0 RAFB 0


Goals For 13
Goals Allowed 7

Injured Reserve List
Bodo : out 4-6 weeks
Darilek: out 2-6 weeks
Lilly: out 1-4 weeks
FnJ: Game to Game
Berryman: out for season
Briana: allegedly moving in 3 weeks

Our roster went from 21 to 17 in 5 games- throw in the unreliability of the biPolar Kendall(1 GAME), and the Joel Osteen wannabe Nate (2 GAMES) and we are down to 15 Players

With FnJ game to game and Migjet unable to play 90 we are down to 13

WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE...

Fall 2006 Game 5 FSFC 0 vs RAFB 2

When the game is supposed to start at 11 am and we have 7 players ready, we lose.

Everyone needs to be at the games BEFORE THE GAME STARTS and be ready to play- THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

Oh yeah, you other ASSHOLES that didn't even bother to show up can go FUCK YOURSELVES- HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO HIT THE FUCKING REPLY BUTTON ON YOUR EMAIL AND LET US KNOW IF YOU WILL BE THERE?




Goals: None
Goals Allowed: Berryman 2(3)
Cards: None

Goat of the Game: T-Rex- for fucks sakes when running a trap you might want to chase a guy that is clearly onsides and scores the game winner

Final thoughts: Worst game we have played in 2 years, the effort was blah, the lineup was blah and we flat out sucked


Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Tommy
FB Bergman
SW Barnes
ST Berardo
CM FnJ
CM Romo
OH MigJet
OH AWhite
F #19
F Jihad

Subs
Hunter
Briana
KBlische