Summer 2 2008 Vids 2

MigJet's Penis Restraunt



My ankle hurts



30 days till Football Season



Summer of Kneals Episode 1

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Fading Stars Executive Commitee

Due to recent attendance problems and the pending number of players wanting to play in for the coming Fall Season. the Executive Committee of the Fading Stars held a formal meeting at Hooters on Sunday.

Here are the results

Don- MigJet

Consigliere - #19

Underboss-Darilek

Capo- Kblische

Luca Brasi/Hatchet Man Capo- Berardo

Gout Capo- FnJ


We have 11 people signed up for Summer 2 season and 2 of those are out with injuries- Players have requested tryouts with the Fading Stars and they have been granted and will play this summer- Determination on their status for the fall is pending.

Currently we have about 25 people on the potential roster for the fall and that is probably 8 too many. Attendance over the last 10 seasons will be a major factor as will playing ability in any decisions that will have to be made by the boss in determination of the Fall Roster.

Additionally, Underboss Darilek will be sending out a team text every week letting you fucks know of the game time and location.

Also, Capo Kblische will be in charge of new uniforms for the fall season- You no buy uniform you go play somewhere else. You wear yellow fucking shorts, you play somewhere else.

Please pay your fees as you really don't want the Hatchet Man paying you a visit- Just ask Freddy BackHeels.

Summer 2008 2 Game 2 FSFC vs 2 Black dudes and 7 Mexicans aka Zorros

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 10 MAP and DIRECTIONS

9:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs 2 Black dudes 7 Mexicans

• #19 forgot to bring important things like shoes, socks and those things that protect your shins
• MigJet made player #7 so the game could start
• 2 Black guys score on Tommy- Wasson thinks goals count as 2
• #19 arrives to make it 8 players and finds a team with gimpy Romo and Migjet playing stopper
• Kblische player 9, finally shakes off bondage from the German and arrives 24 minutes into play and evens the sides
• #19 and Jihad combine for a steal on the opponents end, #19 is free and clear at the 18, fakes a shot and passes to Kblische who scores on his first touch of the game
  
• FSFC 1 2 Black guys 1
• Kblische gets a steal off of the goal kick, dribbles five yards and hits a scorching low shot that bounces right under the shitty keeper
  
• FSFC 2 Bunch of Zorros 1
• #19 hits a cracker that bounces right under the shitty keeper
• FSFC 3 Two black guys and a baby 1
• Bergman, who clearly owns KFC stock, sticks out his fucking chicken wing and gives up a PK
• FSFC 3 Obama's Minions 2 Halftime

• 2nd Half
• #19 hears Jihad whisper and deftly sends a 30 yard ball that hits Jihad in the chest at the 18, Jihad big boys his way thru the last defender and beats the keeper
• FSFC 4 Rainbow Coalition 2
• Kblische slaps a free kick with his purse and misses wide
  
• Kblische redeems herself on the next free kick as the wall sets up in the middle and he places the ball nicely in the net
• FSFC 5 He who should not be named 2
• Migjet and Romo are still alive
• How the Fuck did we tie the blades who lost to this team 5-0?
  

Final FSFC 5 Zorros 2


Goals: Kblische 3(4) #19 1(2) Jihad 1(1)
Assts: #19 2(2) Kblische 1(1)
Allowed: Tommy 2(2)

Offensive MVP- Kblische- Hat trick and an assist = winner

Defensive MVP- Tommy- Stuck in the goal, Tommy stuffs a breakaway and does the Rocky pose

Game MVP- Migjet- 80+ minutes and outran Romo

BeerVP- Darilek-

Lineup

GK Tommy
FB Bergman
FB JP
SW Darilek
ST MigJet
HB Jihad
CM Romo

Bench

#19
Kblische
Bobby2

Summer 2008 2 Vids y Mas 1

Darth Golfer



Speetey Berardo is on Vacation in Cabo till August 17th



Got me a big wave



A funny frog



Who the hell is this guy?



Parenting at its finest



More Parenting Gold

Summer 2008 Game 1 FSFC 1 Global Stars 1

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 9 MAP and DIRECTIONS

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Global Stars

• #19 was busy saving the soul of #19 Jr so only 17 minutes of the game were witnessed
• Kblische is now married, Kendall won't play till he loses 20 lbs and FnJ has set 18th Century medicine back a decade
• allegedly Kblische scores on a free kick whilst the other team was screwing around with the wall
• Jihad misses a bunny from 6 yards out
• rusty clears a free kick at the opponents 18
• 3 defenders stab at the ball like it was the last beenie weenie at Kblisches party and leave Ken out to dry to get scored on by the douchebag wearing headgear
  
• Final FSFC 1 Global Stars 1
• Everyone please remember how much shit these taint lickers talked on the sideline about how they whipped our asses
  
• Raquetball man got contacts and beat JP 1 v 1
  

Goals Kblische 1(1)
Allowed Ken 1(1)

No awards unless someone that saw the game wants to add something, and no one broughted the beer

Attendees

GK Ken
Bergman
Tommy
Migjet
Speetey
Rusty
Jihad
Bobby2
Romo
Kneals
JP
Kblische
Pblische
Blische3
#19

Fading Stars FC Look Alike Contest 6

1. Merrill Hoge- Former NFL Running Back

2. Howie Long- Star of Firestorm
3. Brian Howe- Star of Pursuit of Happyness


4. Kiefer Sutherland- Star of Flatliners
5. Gary Busey- Star of Under Siege



6. BONUS- Deco- Think Iraq and Hooters