Monday, June 26, 2006

Summer 2006 Game 8 FSFC 7 Galaticos 1

Barnes Scores- That is all

Goals
Romo 1(1) Bodo 2(3) Pblische 2(7) #19 1(6) Barnes 1(1) 2 for his career
Allowed
Lilly 0(0)1/2 game
AWhite 1(1) 1/2 game

Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Barnes
FB JP ?
Sweep Kendall
Stop Darilek
CM Romo
CM FnJ
HB MigJet
HB Bodo
F #19
F Woodard

Bench
AWhite
PBlische

Missing Not Really
KBlische
Briana
Hunter
Jacobs
Berryman
Bergman

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Summer 2006 Game 7 FSFC 1 Team Peru 1 "Make-A-Wish Foundation"


Since 1980, the Make-A-Wish Foundation® has enriched the lives of children with life-threatening medical conditions through its wish-granting work. The Foundation's mission reflects the life-changing impact that a Make-A-Wish® experience has on children, families, referral sources, donors, sponsors, and entire communities.

The San Antonio Chapter of the Make-A-Wish recently completed its latest Wish. This is a special story about an older boy, Kevin. Kevin is a special guy that unfortuantely suffers from a terminal case of Pelvic Congestion, a condition that causes young Kev constant pain in his nether region. His younger brother, Patrick, contacted the Make-A-Wish foundation seeking to provide his big brother relief, if only temporarily, for his hero's condition.
"Kevin is everything that I wish I could be, he is really tall, reasonably attractive plus he can grow a beard" said a clearly choked up Patrick. "Ever since he was diagnosed with the Pelvic Congestion, his life has been a constant quest to find the cure.
For months, he would stay out every night closing down the Rev room searching, hoping, waiting, clinging to the minute opportunity that he would find his cure. Please help me Make-A-Wish foundation you are my only hope, please help release my big brothers demons- all that he has ever wanted was to show up at a soccer game with an attractive woman and have her cheer him whether he misses 5 shots or not."
"Kevin wants to be that guy that ignores all his friends that have supported him, to hang out with a girl." "Make-A-Wish please work your magic and get my Kevie a Girlfriend(a skinny attractive one)." Sincerely Patrick Blische aka Sleepless in Saytown
Well today the Make-A-Wish foundation completed its daunting task of temporarily providing a smile to young Kev's face. Glad we could help- this was our most difficult task yet, even more harrowing than getting sickly Zach his own dinosaur. We have filmed a segment for 60 Minutes and it will air once Alan White retrieves and edits the video he shot from young Kev's bedroom closet.

Game Summary
Playing in weather that would make the Viet Cong sweat, the FSFC have a rather large turnout on Father's Day. Alan White, father of a small town in south texas, was able to escape his duties and enjoy the match.
Fading Stars get off to a decent start offensively taking advantage of their superior mudding ability. Fading Stars miss on several early chances and commiting many fouls on both halves. Berryman is on fire, stopping breakaways- wide open players can't beat Berryman.
Jacobs commits a nice foul, briana bounces the ball off of the downed player and little Sergio gives Jacobs the Yellow Card. Briana makes up for it 2 minutes later with a nice hack earning his Yellow Card. More misses, more saves half ends 0-0

Halftime FSFC 0 Peru 0

The Stars offense comes out roaring- Kblische sends one wide to #19 who passes it back to little Kev, Kev jukes a defender and shoots- only to have his Make-A-Wish dream shattered by the goalie who makes a nice save. #19 works nicely with Pblische setting up some nice scoring opportunities but once again the keeper makes some nice saves. Defenense is playing well but they make a costly mistake- with a throw in from its corner, Bergman throws the ball to the 18 where the only player there is from Peru- guy takes a dribble and a shot for a goal.

FSFC 0 Peru 1

Fading Stars continue the attack to finish out the match- ball gets played in the box where Bodo, Kevie and a defender go after it- KBlische gets the ball after the defender horse collar tackles Bodo- no PK is given, Kev crosses to a wide open Jacobs who heads it right to the keeper.
Briana gets a wide open shot and absolutly crushes nothing leading to a laughing fit for Briana.
Fading Stars get another shot with a corner kick, mayhem ensues as Wink takes out the tall guy, Jacobs takes out two guys and heads the ball while on the ground- Pblische gets the rebound and hits a low screamer that nutmegs #19's baby maker- and finds it way into the net.

FSFC 1 Peru 1

With less than 5 minutes left and the score tied, the Stars continue to attack- it culminates with a beautiful pass from Woodard over the defense to #19- #19 stretches as best he could and volleys the ball over the goal- whistle blows game ends in a tie and Berryman can make out with the sister he doesn't have.

FSFC 1 Peru 1

Goals: Pblische 1(5)
Allowed: Berryman 1(9)
Yellow Cards: Briana 1(1) Jacobs 1(2)- that's more like it pusses

Foul of the Game-- Tommy- Not only is Tommy skilled with his handballs, he has the ability to trap the ball, make a pass and have an opponent slide into him and get called for the foul. Well done sir, well done


Goat of the Game-- Bodo- b/c it is summer, he is single and he is German

Goal of the Game-- Pblische- with Wink tackling one player, Jacobs heading the ball with his head while on the ground- Pblische hit one through #19's 5 hole and into the net.

Quote of the Game-- Wink. When asked by young Kevin why he was late to an 11:00 am game, Wink responds "If you were hitting what I was hitting, you would have been late too." The Make-A-Wish Foundation apologises to young Kev for the rude comment in front of his Christmas Miracle.


Lineup
GK Berryman
FB Tommy
FB Bergman
Sweep PJ
Stop Briana
HB Bodo
HB Woodard
CM Dali Romo
CM Kblische
F #19
F PBlische

Bench
AWhite
Wink
FnJ (coach)
No Shows
Berardo
Darilect
Barnes
MigJet
Jihad
Lilly
Kendall
Neal

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Summer 2006 Game 5 FSFC 3 vs Gay Blades 2


Figured we would start with a picture of the ref- I guess he was so busy with the zany antics of Arvid and Dennis and hitting on the hot redhead Simone that he forgot to bring his Red Card...
( if you missed that joke)




I also found this picture of Guy from when he graduated from Bobby School. If you notice, the horse looks scared he might try to ride him-







In honour of Guy's temper tantrum- 35 balls to the face

Game Summary

1st Half
Starting out with an average age of 92, the FSFC come out passing the ball. Early on it is evident that the Gay Blades will be playing the long ball. The defensive strategy of forcing the Blades to play the ball down the sidelines leads to turnovers and many fuck ups. The kid that sucks gets away with being offsides and pushes the ball down to end line- and starts dribbling towards the goal. Darilek decides to shit can the little twat, allegedly tackling him from behind resulting in a PK. Martin buries the PK and 10 minutes in the Stars are down

Gerbil Boys 1 FSFC 0

After starting the game with zero subs, the superstars begin to arrive, PBlische subs in as does AWhite. Fadingstars begin to control the game, getting shots and actually passing the ball around the field. Couple of good scoring chances, couple of poor finishes. Pblishce gets his foot on a shot from about 25, the ball hits the goalie in the chest and bounces loose- #19 comes flying in to pop the ball into the back of the net-

FSFC 1 Great Britains Finest 1

The Blades continue to have no offense and play kick ball. FSFC gets a couple more scoring opps but the half comes to an end


HALFTIME 1-1

Per the rules the teams switch sides to start the second half- FSFC are now going slightly down hill with a slight breeze. The addition of Briana to the lineup helps the domination of the blades grow minute by minute. FSFC start peppering the goal, if the fucking FB's would stop shooting more goals would have come more quickly. As Martin kept saying on the pitch- "let those guys shoot that is why they play defense" Pblische does one of his dribbling things, loses the ball, #19 gets it, plays an easy ball to Briana, Briana dribbles to the 18 and deftly lays a pass to #19's foot, #19 does not have to think- does his Patented Sliding left footer and buries the ball in the back of the net.

FSFC 2 Bloated Blades 1

FSFC are just kicking the crap out of the Blades, hell MigJet is back on the pitch playing outside half. AWhite is all alone at the other HB position with no one guarding him. FSFC play quite a few balls to AWhite- he only screws up one trap- and gets off some crosses. The blades are doing nothing to slow down the Stars. MigJet gets his first shot in 17 years- finally a ball is played down the right side to Jihad who beats a guy, then crosses it, ball makes it to the top of the 18 where FNJ is all alone- FnJ floats a header that easily beats the keeper and finds the back of the net.


FSFC 3 Here comes the Bitching 1

Defeated the Blades begin to do what they do best, turn on the ref, get yellow cards, and get tossed. The little bitchy kid whacks Barnes and gets a yellow- while the ref is fixing to blow the whistle and card the twat, Fat Dan puts a high boot right into Lilly's stomach.
The ref misses the foul, Romo calls the kid a big fat hack- twat gets the yellow. A drop ball is called, Reza kicks it off of the blades player and the ref gives the throw in to the blades.
Guy gets the ball and decides to throw it at Romo who is sitting on the sideline, watching the game with his boots off and his "2 legit 2 quit" hat on. In his only good play of the day, Guy managed to hit Romo exactly on his hat sending it flying. The Romo Lama is a peaceful leader of the Buddists but now he is none to happy - then Fat Guy bounces the ball off of the Romo Lama's head again and that was enough and the RomoCop decides to show up. RomoCop continues to berate fat guy and then he is all over the ref demanding retribution. RomoCop does not hit fat guy b/c he needs his face and hands to be pretty for work.
The Blades are all worked up now, Martin tears off his shirt revealing a gleaming chest a 13 year old would be proud of., and leaves the field. #19 challenges the Ref to get out his Red Card, but alas he didn't bring one. Fat Guy only gets a yellow and does nothing the rest of the match.
FSFC give up a really soft goal to Laurie with about 2 minutes left- then run out the clock


Final
FSFC 3 Gay Bobbies 2


Goals
#19 2(4) FnJ 1(1)
Goals Allowed
Berryman 2(7)
Red Cards NONE
Yellow Cards NONE

Asshole of the Game: FAT GUY- what the fuck- throw the ball at a guy on the bench after your fat son should have been tossed from the game. you are truly are a fat, untalented piece of shit that makes the decision for England to be run by SandNiggers a good one.
Quote of the Game 1: Migjet- after fat Guy burns Jihad on the sideline- "looks like you lost one of your tattoos"
Quote of the Game 2: Romo- Calling Guy's kid a "Fat no Talented Hack" and causing Fat Guy to lose it. Truly awesome
Churchill Post of the Game: #19 actually put a shot on net with his right foot- this was a blast from about 20 that rung the crossbar, he still can't score with his right foot.
Foul of the Game: No real good ones and I can't reward a PK- so I will pick Lilly's bad basketball posting up on Lori


Lineup
GK Berryman
FB Bergman
FB Barnes
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilect
HB MigJet
HB Lilly
CM Romo
CM FnJ
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
Briana
AWhite
PBlische

No Shows
Wink
KBlische
Bodo
Woodard
Berardo
Tommy