X-Mass Links and Pics 2006

SouthPark Merry Xmas





Last minute X-mas gift idea from SNL






EZ E wishes you a merry X-mas



The always fun super decorated house




Greatest band ever!







The Fun Stuff

hot chick in a santa hat

Beer can chicken is what we are serving

Spring 2007 Game 2 FSFC vs Fubar "Fletcher Darilek and the Mutiny on the Bounty"

"Mutiny on the Bounty"







The Fading Stars are on a mission from the Queen to win the Championship- The Fading Stars are a small crew of enlisted men led by Capt MigJet Bligh. The mission was off to a good start with the victory last week, and the crew was playing well and the attendance was great. Then some of the crew decide that they have their own mission- One particualr fellow is the leader of the movement and his name is Fletcher Christian Darileck. Fletcher Darilek decided to bail on the mission and rebel against his shipmates and Migjet Bligh sending them adrift on lifeboat and short handed for their mission.
In 1789, when the real Fletcher Christian abandoned ship he did it for some sweet island girls with nice breasts, why did Fletcher Darilek decide to pull a mutiny? So that he could go shoot someone's pet - Look at this little guy that big bad ATF Darilek shot- Rumor has it that it took him two shots to put down this mighty beast. Please feel safe that this mutinous fool is protecting our state from the invading baby deer population.
We now know that killing puppies, kitty cats and all of God's innocent children are more important to Fletcher Darileck than his soccer mates.
Capt Migjet Bligh and the Fading Stars set adrift in the ocean, deserted and left to die so that you could kill a pet deer. Here is to Fletcher Darileck getting food poisoning from his baby deer jerky. Hopefully, the next time we have a game he won't decide he needs to go fishing at the local PETSMART for one of those killer goldfish.

GAME SUMMARY

We gots screwed.

2 bullshit PK's

2 subs

2 chronically injured players

1 baby deer killer

1st half

Game is pretty much even- #19 chips the keeper and misses wide, Pblische misses one high, Russ misses, Pblische rings the post-
They get one break as Briana doesn't clear a ball and is shielding it so Lilly could get it, their player tips the ball out of bounds and Lilly slides and takes him down- No scoring threat but the ref gives them a PK

FSFC 0 dickhead ref 1

2nd Half

The game is still pretty much even with both sides getting chances but unable to score- Briana fouls a guy to set up a free kick- they play the ball up in the air towards the 18 Briana fouls the guy again at the 18 and while no one has the ball and the ref decides to give another PK- this time he gives the PK at the 10 giving Lilly zero shot at making the save.

FSFC 0 Referee 2

FSFC continue to attack and can never put one in the net and the Fubar have zero real goal chances-

FINAL FSFC 0 Referee 2

They scored 2 bullshit PK's

Goals- NONE
Allowed- Lilly 2(6)

Yellow Card: Briana 1(1)

Churchill Post of the Game: Pblische- rings one on a free kick that easily beat the keeper

Goat of the Game: Briana- involved in both PK's- Let's hope that Fletcher Christian Darilect doesn't decide to shoot you

Gout Player of the Game: FnJ's Curry Powder- He may smell like a Haji mart but he can finally waddle again

Goal of the Game- 4th Fucking time we have been shutout in our last 12 matches


Lineup

GK Lilly
FB Bergman
FB Berardo
SW Jacobs
ST Briana
HB FnJ
HB Jihad
CM PBlische
CM Romo
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
MigJet
Awhite
Tommy

Fletcher Darilek's Crew
Bodo
Hunter
Barnes
Fletcher Darilek
Berrybutter

Missing With Cause
KBlische
Kneal

Spring 2007 Weekly Links and Pics 2

Titties Like a Woman-





Iron Mexicans- An FnJ special




Paulie Shore messes with Texas


Joe Rogan messes with heckling bitch






Write a thanky you note to our troops

Merry X-mas from Michael Jackson

Seinfeld the Horror Movie



Must be 21 or older to whack off to these clips

Reason 2 that I want to be a doctor

Wine is a always a nice present this time of year

Tattoo chick rides the Sybian for Howard Stern
Nice little boinking video

Spring 2007 Game 1 FSFC vs El Tri "The Offense Saves the Day"

HEY BOSS- DA GOALIE! DA GOALIE!


Game Summary:
1st Half

FSFC get off to a rip roaring start to this one, offensively. Getting on the board early and setting the tone- Woodard gets sent through and is 1 on 1 with the keeper and puts the ball away into the back of the net

FSFC 1 El Try 0

The offense continues to dominate when the defense is able to actually clear the ball without turning it over. Multiple shots by the FSFC and then the second goal comes rather easily- Ball is passed to KBlische on the right side of the field where he passes the ball to #19 who dummies the ball and it goes right to Woodard who hits the shot right at the keeper but the midget misses the catch and it goes into the net

FSFC 2 El Try 0

Coach Migjet decides to put in the speed off of the bench with AWhite and FnJ at the halves- The game and momentum turns and El Tri starts to control the game. The defense still can't clear the ball- eventually they work a cross and beat lilly for the goal

FSFC 2 El Try 1

Halftime

FSFC come out smoking hot on offense and blow a couple of gimme goals- Then the defense gets caught on a counter and just like that the game is tied

FSFC 2 El Try 2

El Try catches the fading stars defense again and just like that FSFC is down

FSFC 2 El Tri 3

Kblische gets free on a breakaway and gets hammered in the penalty box and a PK is awarded

FSFC 3 El Tri 3

FSFC gain control of momentum and then bang the defense gives up another breakaway- this time the guy that is hacking everyone gets lose and beats Lilly- Then the fucking guy does a dance that pisses of Pblische

FSFC 3 El Tra 4

Then the Offense saves the day

Down 4-3 with just about 15 minutes left it is game time-

FSFC continue the attack and are pounding on the door- Kblische dribbles right down the middle of the 18 and shoots a load past the keeper- Pblische talks trash

FSFC 4 El Tray 4

With bout 5 minutes left and the FSFC still attacking strong Kblische gets free again and the hacker takes him down about an inch outside of the Penalty box

The free kick is set up on the left half of the PB and the wall is set up- the entire far post is uncovered and #19 seals out the last defender. Pblische rips one and buries the goal. Then he talks some more shit- Married life is good

FSFC 5 El Tri 4

The game ends without anymore shots on goal by El Tri-

Final

FSFC 5 El Tri 4

FSFC 1-0 3 pts +1 Goal Differential

Goals: Woodard 2(2) Pblische 1(1) Kblische 2(2)
Allowed: Lilly 4(4)

Yellow Cards: Barnes 1(1) #19 1(1)

Goal of the Game: PBlische Game Winner- Kblische gets wiped out by the hack at the 18 and a free kick is rewarded. El Tri sets up a wall on the near post leaving a 7 yard gap for the shot- Pblische pounds it thru the gap and easily beats the keeper. Then he does a dance in honor of the hack
Quote of the Game: Jihad: During the long wait for the game to start, the other team has maybe 6 players. Jihad-"Don't worry they will all show up in one truck right before the game starts" Sure enough 6 people get out of a truck just before game time and they livened up the first half by cranking out the Polka Music with stolen instruments.
Goat of the Game: The "Defense"- 4 frickin goals? 15 turnovers- goal kick sent across the face of the goal and easily stolen, multiple breakaways.
Foul of the Game: No good ones by us

Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Berardo
HB Briana
CM PBlische
CM KBlische
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
FnJ
Migjet
AWhite
Kendall
Bodo
Jihad

Spring 2007 Weekly Links and Pics 1

Larry the Cable Guy?







Barnes takes his kid Hunting


Aggies lockeroom after beating the sips





How to Handle a Telemarketer- funny shit


El Patricio DWI Test


Dateline NBC to Catch a Predator


1994 High School football classic


Lost Seinfeld Episode


Now the fun stuff

Quite, you will wake the kids

Pussy gettin dog

Ron Jeremy the Pianist

finally

Money Shot, The Musical

Fall 2006 Final Links- Because I can

Ags beat the sips and Britney shows her poon- what a great week

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 10

The Faith Hill freak out

Jihad Rave

Steve Irwin and the gay croc hunter

Soccer announcer breaks into song

Man Boobs song

Office Space Sequel


Celebrity Time

Britney Spears is single and gives blow jobs

This is what happens when I get massages

Fall 2006 Game 8 FSFC 7 Bohica 0

7-0 no need for a game sumarry for this one

Fall 2006 Record
6-1-1 2nd place

Goals: Jihad 1(3) Romo 2(2) Pblische 1(5) #19 1(4) Migjet 1(1) Briana 1(1)
Allowed: David 0(0)
No Cards

Goal of the Game: Migjet- Mig starts the play by challenging the "first division" quality player and stuffing his dribble. Bodo decides to help him out and picks his pocket kicking the ball between the 18 and the right half. The sweeper makes a run to get the ball but Bodo beats him to and holy shit crosses the ball- #19 is all alone inside the 18 and sees Migjet making a run. being the generous sort #19 one times a perfectly weighted pass to Migjet- Migjet calmly one times his shot low and to the near post easily beating the keeper. This was a finish 90% of the team would have missed

Goat of the Game: Romo- 0-0 game and Romo gets played a beauty ball by #19, Romo is in 1v1 and he deftly shoots the ball high and away from the goal. Could have been somebody, could have had the hat trick and $15 dollars from your daddy.

Foul of the Game: Did we even tackle anybody? These guys suck


Lineup:

GK David
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Jacobs
ST Darilect
HB Jihad
HB Berardo
CM FnJ
CM Romo
F #19
F Bodo

Bench

Pblische
Migjet
Tommy
Briana

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 9

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bob Barker's greatest moments

Whoever sent me this is a genius- Jacobs Dancing with Barnes

Jacobs Dancing Solo

Michael J Fox has a problem staying still

Dane Cook Sucks worse than Robin Williams

pretty good fight

Top 100 All Time NBA Leaders in Career Salary Earnings

Lot's of fun stuff this week for the kids

Hot 70's porn blooper

Me thinks she could pee standin up

Banana Split?


The greatest clip I have ever seen-
this has everything all rolled into 1

Fall 2006 Game 7 Summary FSFC 2 LAFB 1

Game Summary

We get off to a good start despite having two outside halfbacks that admit they can't run due to injury. Not to mention a goaltender that has a broken thumb and a hurt back. Rusty gets off to his usual start and makes a bunch of wide runs- FSFC are pretty much controlling the pace of the game and LAFB only attack is to play kick ball. Early opportunities present themselves but not much scoring. Rusty gets one down the right half, beats a guy and delivers a nice cross to #19 at the 6 who directs the ball into the net-

FSFC 1 air force babies 0

More long ball from LAFB, Romo gets the ball stolen by a girl, bunch of missed traps. Couple of missed headers on goal for the FSFC then we give up a soft goal. Jacobs whiffs a trap off of his hip that bounces right to Barne's buddy #18 and he dribbles in on AWhite and beats him near post

FSFC 1 LAFB 1

This is when the game starts to get fun- Rusty dribbles and takes on 2 defenders, the sweeper wins the ball makes a pass and then fouls the shit out of Rusty- Rusty gets up and gives the guy a shove, calls him a fucking asshole and is seperated by the ref. Rusty and the sweeper get sent off amazingly without a card being handed out. That Kenny Rogers is a good soccer ref

Halftime FSFC 1 LAFB 1

Going into the wind pays dividends for the FSFC as we decide to play shorter balls and LAFB continues their kick ball strategery- Although the kick ball method starts to work as they would kick it up in the sun and wait for our player to miss the header then run onto the ball- LAFB wins a corner the ball is tipped off out by keeper AWhite right to a LAFB player and he heads it off of the crossbar. FSFC dodge a bullet- The opportunities for goals where plenty for the FSFC, here are some of the misses

• Ball played deep off of a restart to Rusty who heads it past the sweeper at the top of the 18, #19 runs on to the ball and choofs a left footer
• Ball played from the right side to the left to a wide open Briana- Briana lays the ball off to Pblische at the 18 wide open shot misses very high
• Ball gets cleared out and Bergman steps up and sends it back into the box- #19 and Romo are in uncovered, Romo calls for the open header and tries to go upper 90 missing the wide open net
• Ball gets played to PBlische for the breakaway- Pblische takes the shot and the keeper makes the save- Pblische, the sweeper and the goalie are on the ground Briana gets the rebound at the 12 and misses the entire goal

Under 2 minutes to play

FSFC are attacking full throttle- Pblische gets it in the box, plays the ball across to a wide open Kblische who is 1 v 1 with the keeper- Kblische dribbles around the keeper and shoots from the end line and the ball goes across the face of the goal and continues all the way across the field for a throw in. LAFB toss the ball in and Briana and #19 pressure the receiver, Briana steals the ball, drops it to #19 who chips a ball to the penalty spot- A LAFB player tries to trap/clear the ball and PBlische grabs the lose ball. Pblische passes it across the box to a wide open KBlische who finally beats the keeper.

FSFC 2 LAFB 1 30 seconds left

LAFB pisses off #19 by saying that the FSFC don't deserve to be ahead so #19 steals their kickoff and dribbles out the clock-

FSFC 2 LAFB 1

Goals: #19 1(3) KBlische 1(1)
Allowed: AWhite 1(1)

Yellow Cards: Barnes 1(2)
Red Cards: None sadly

Goal of the Game: Kblische's game winner with 30 seconds left- not an impressive goal but given the exact same shot 60 seconds later- KBlische comes through

Foul of the Game: Barne's pulling down the guy pants or Barnes running over the same kid- not sure which

Goat of the Game: Nominees- Jacobs for giving up the first goal, #19 for missing a left footer, Pblische for missing 2 breakaways, Briana for missing from the 12 with the goalie on the ground.
Winner: Romo- for getting stripped by a girl and having the girl get a shot off that hits the side netting- As Romo says at least he is better than 60% of the girls

Quote of the Game: Pblische- after the hack #23 had whacked Rusty, and talked shit the whole game Pblische jukes #23 so bad he blows out his ankle- Pblische cracks "That is what that fucker gets for talking shit the whole game"

Lineup
GK AWhite
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Jacobs
ST Darilect
HB Tommy
HB FnJ
CM KBlische
CM Romo
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
MigJet
Briana
Pblische

We won despite these people
Kendall
Hunter
Berardo
Bodo
Jihad
Berryman

Fading Stars Look Alike: South Park cont

Bodo
MigJet
Lilly
Tommy
Nate

Fading Stars Look Alike Contest 4: South Park Edition

Jeff Romo
Jihad
Jacobs
BerryButter
T-Rex
Darilect
FnJ
Barnes
#19
AWhite
Bergman









THE SOUTH PARK FADING STARS

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 8

I present to you Oklahoma's finest son, BikerFox


T-Rex has been practicing his PK

Free Howard Stern on October 25th and 26th

African wildlife Webcam-

Tim Duncan finally loses his cool

check out the Okie State coach spit on the Kansas player

Best girlfriend evar


The fun stuff

Kblische and Bodo, is this what all Germans are like?

Never been to the Bellagio, but I saw Ocean's 11

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 7

Hey dumbass Yankee- When you make millions of dollars a year playing baseball- don't fuck it up by flying your piece of shit plane into a building. Love #19


Knock Knock Joke

Black chick beats up her baby daddy, with her baby

Ultimate Goalie Fuck Up

The Best of Butterbean

Jihad has been depressed b/c he can't score- this should cheer him up

Migjet, are you okay?

Prison Guard Blog- this is some funny shit to read

Bear vs Cougar- and I don't mean Baylor vs UH

porn to follow

We call this one the Allen White

I kind of like the bad hair on this chick

Pizza Guy Video

Fall 2006 Game 6 FSFC 6 Global Stars 1

Game Summary

1st Half

Much better job this week as we had a full squad for kickoff- FS get off to a quick start pretty much controlling the tempo of the game early on. Ball is being trapped and we were actually using the outside halves. PBlische gets the ball about 20 yards out and hits a shot that easily beats the keeper.

Fadings Stars 1 Global stars 0

Pace picks up for the fading stars- Rusty is playing like a caged animal- Rusty runs into the keeper and gets a yellow card. Rusty chases the ball around and Rusty is busy showing off for his pussy doctor friend. Rusty gets a ball down the right half, makes a move and gets the ball down to 6 yard box. Rusty rips a cross that squeaks past the keeper- and deflects off of #19's breasts and into the goal.

FS 2 Global Stars 0

Briana is finally allowed into the game as a fullback. PBlische goes up for a header and gets wiped out by Glass Joe. Glass Joe then picks up the balls and throws it at Briana's head- Briana gets red carded for not kickin that guys ass. T-Rex gets tackled from behind and the Global Stars get their 2nd player tossed for dirty play.
FnJ gets in the game before half and makes two slide tackles at the goalline

2nd Half

Quick start for the Fading Stars- Speetey plays a ball down the left sideline to #19, ball gets cleared by the sweeper. #19 quickly picks up the ball and throws it in to Rusty who is wide open inside of the box. Rusty makes a move turns and shoots

FSFC 3 GS 0

The ass raping continues as the maniac rusty is on a tear. Rusty gets his second goal of the game and is quickly subbed out

FSFC 4 it's over 0

The ass raping gets worse as AWhite is allowed to play. #19 gets the ball at midfield and sets up a Perfect Duck Formation as Trex is on the right and Pblische on the left. # 19 waits for the sweeper to step up and plays a ball to a streaking Pblische- Pblische one touches a chip over the goalie.

FSFC 5 mighty ducks 0

T-Rex decides to get in on the ass kicking- he dribbles around with his little baby arms flapping, rips a low hard shot that the keeper has no chance at

FSFC 6 global suck 0

Tommy decides that he is going to give a lesson on trapping- wiffs the trap guy shoots from midfield easily beating lilly who was busy playing in the dirt b/c there was not much to do.

FSFC 6 our bitches 1

That is the finale

FSFC 6 Global Stars 1

FSFC move to 4-1-1 13 pts



Goals: Rusty 2(6) PBlische 2(4) #19 1(2) T-Rex 1(2)
Allowed: Lilly 1(5)

Yellow Cards: Pblische 1(1), Woodard 1(1)
Red Cards: Briana 1(1)

Goal of the Game: "The Teet"Rusty takes a ball down the right side and down to the 6 where he blisters a cross- ball gets deflected tipped by the keeper but he is unable to keep #19 from using his beautiful right breast to masse the ball with the ultra sensitive nipples into the net-

Foul of the Game: Briana- Briana abslolutely kicks a guy so hard that he throws the ball at his head- and gets briana the gate. Allegedly

Goat of the Game: Kendall- Kendall breaks down the left side at the 18, puts a move on the defender, lines up a shot with his right boot and promptly blasts a shot that heads toward midfield and goes out of bounds. Masterful

Churchill Post of the Game: Kendall comes through with blast off of the right goal post.

MVP of the Game: Not often is this award give, but today it is special- Briana is your MVP- Here is his stat line:
2 minutes played
1 Turnover
1 Mythical foul
1 ball bounced off his head
1 maniacle laugh
1 red card
Game of the Year Briana


Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Bergman
FB Berardo
SW KBlische
ST Jacobs
HB Jihad
HB Kendall
CM Romo
CM Pblische
F #19
F Woodard

Bench
Ash Wednesday
T-Rex
Briana
FnJ
Tommy
AWhite

Missing not really missed
Berrybutter
Barnes
Darilek
Nate
Bodo
MigJet

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 6

Yolanda Saldivar, how dare she shoot Selena (not even close to being safe to open at work)













Best of Borat-

Best Video Game Performances- 90's style #6 is the Hand of God

Two clean links is all you get this week boys

Massive tits


I saw this girl once and one of you paid for it

Only those with a strong stomach should click on here

My new fantasy

and finally

There is a reason she is a star

Fall 2006 Midseason Report

FSFC 3-1-1

Game 1 FSFC 5 FUBAR 1
Game 2 FSFC 5 Ft. SAM 4
Game 3 FSFC 0 SA United 0
Game 4 FSFC 3 Arrellanos 0
Game 5 FSFC 0 RAFB 0


Goals For 13
Goals Allowed 7

Injured Reserve List
Bodo : out 4-6 weeks
Darilek: out 2-6 weeks
Lilly: out 1-4 weeks
FnJ: Game to Game
Berryman: out for season
Briana: allegedly moving in 3 weeks

Our roster went from 21 to 17 in 5 games- throw in the unreliability of the biPolar Kendall(1 GAME), and the Joel Osteen wannabe Nate (2 GAMES) and we are down to 15 Players

With FnJ game to game and Migjet unable to play 90 we are down to 13

WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE...

Fall 2006 Game 5 FSFC 0 vs RAFB 2

When the game is supposed to start at 11 am and we have 7 players ready, we lose.

Everyone needs to be at the games BEFORE THE GAME STARTS and be ready to play- THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

Oh yeah, you other ASSHOLES that didn't even bother to show up can go FUCK YOURSELVES- HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO HIT THE FUCKING REPLY BUTTON ON YOUR EMAIL AND LET US KNOW IF YOU WILL BE THERE?




Goals: None
Goals Allowed: Berryman 2(3)
Cards: None

Goat of the Game: T-Rex- for fucks sakes when running a trap you might want to chase a guy that is clearly onsides and scores the game winner

Final thoughts: Worst game we have played in 2 years, the effort was blah, the lineup was blah and we flat out sucked


Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Tommy
FB Bergman
SW Barnes
ST Berardo
CM FnJ
CM Romo
OH MigJet
OH AWhite
F #19
F Jihad

Subs
Hunter
Briana
KBlische

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 5

Please Lord, I don't ask for much but make it be true


Berryman's Halloween Costume




















I have found the cure to what ails our children

Watch the goalie break his neck

Steve Irwin's death is a tragedy- too bad this idiot didn't die

Borat see his movie


Say it isn't so Tony Parker



Beyond Adult Link Section


Girls of the Big 12

Bring out the Gimp

Awesome

Fall 2006 Game 4 FSFC vs Arrellanos Sept 24th 2006

The T-Rex is the most legendary of all dinosaurs.
Like other tyrannosaurids, Tyrannosaurus was a bipedal carnivore with a massive skull balanced by a long, heavy tail. Relative to the large and powerful hindlimbs, Tyrannosaurus forelimbs were small and retained only two digits. Although other theropods rivaled or exceeded T. rex in size, it was the largest known tyrannosaurid and one of the largest known land predators, measuring over 12 metres (40 feet) in length and weighing as much as an elephant.


The Fading Stars are proud to have the only living T- Rex on their team and he plays Sweeper. Our T-Rex likes to fight when he is not kidnapping women that wear size 13 and hiding them in the well in his basement. The T-Rex is also known to make hats out of chicks asses and tuck his penis between his legs.
This week we were treated to a show as a teeny tiny species of dinosaur, the Mexasaurus decided to take on the mighty T-Rex. The Mexasaurus clearly had a case of little dinosauritis as he tried to steal the ball after the foul from the T-Rex. T-Rex was having none of it and he gave the Mexasaurus a nice shove- The Mexasaurus wouldn't back down despite his impending extinction. Both received yellow cards and the Mexasaurus almost got away with his face in tact even if his pride was demolished.
Luckily Barney Rubble was able to take out the Mexasaurus later in the game keeping the T-Rex from getting tossed.
Later in the game The T-Rex showed some good speed as he scored his first FSFC goal- Watching the T-Rex run fast with those teeny tiny ittle arms flailing is quite the sight to see and we are truly grateful to have witnessed this historic event.


Game Summary

1st Half

Freezing cold morning at 80 degrees and windy, The FSFC get off to a quick start. The return of the Dali Romo leads to some passing and the cool weather leads to more inspired play by the Stars. Bergman gets a throw in just past midfield on the right sideline and he heaves a long one to Rusty- not sure if Rusty knows that you can't be offsides on a throw in or not- but Rusty was wide open and took the ball straight at the keeper. Rusty hits a low skimmer that easily beats the keeper

FSFC 1 Oreoanos 0

FSFC continue to control the pitch and the game. Some not so bad passing and lots of pressure in the midfield disrupt pretty much everthing they are trying to do. The forwards force a pass back to the keeper, #19 puts enough pressure on the keeper at the top of the 18 that he doesn't get much on it and hits it right to Jihad. Jihad calmly brings the ball down, takes 2 dribbles and chips the keeper finding the back of the net.

FSFC 2 Allegras 0

Not much action for the rest of the half, the FSFC control the game getting and missing plenty of shots. The highlight of the game occurs when the little mexasaurus takes on the T-Rex one on one- The T-Rex easily steals the ball and is fouled from behind by a second player. The T-Rex falls on the ball and gets up to take the kick- The Mexasaurus decides to try and take the T-Rex's kill and gets shoved out of the way. The Mexasaurus starts talking some smack which the T-Rex is having none of . #19 joins in from the cheap seats- "Kick his ass Napolean" and "What choo talkin bout Willis" and finally "dude he shoots up with needles bigger than you" The T-Rex gets his yellow and play resumes.
Darilek comes off the field a minute later acting like he got shot- calf injury.
Speetey gets in some minutes at forward but he decides that forward is now played on the right half of our field.

FSFC 2 Arelannnos 0 HALFTIME

FSFC come out quickly and get plenty of shots- The Dali Romo decides that he is fully healed and begins shooting from the 25- one time it actually gets to the goalie. Couple of misses but nothing tragic. Barnes gets a yellow for taking out the Mexasaurus and #19 gets complimented by the ref for taking out the keeper.
Bodo gets off on a breakaway forgets to shoot, gets whiped out by the keeper and gets his thumb broken. See bad things happen if you don't shoot the ball.
The ref gets in on the fun as he asks if other than the ball Migjet has other things he can't control.
Final 5 minutes the T-Rex moves to CM and Berryman gets pounded with shots- Berryman makes 3 nice saves preserving the shut out.
Barnes yells at Tommy to get back and low and the ball comes right to him. Tommy sends a long one to midfield that clears the defender and leaves the T-Rex with a breakaway. The T-Rex shouts "O SHIT" (do your Buffalo Bill voice) as he pushes the ball too far away. The T-Rex chases down the ball just in time and beats the keeper to the far post.

Game Over

Fading Stars 3 Arellanos 0


Goals: Rusty 1(4) Jihad 1(1) T-Rex 1(1)
Allowed: Berrybutter 0(1)
Yellow Cards: T-Rex 1(1) Barnes 1(1)
Red Cards: Barnes -- it was close

Foul of the Game: Barnes with the wipe out of the shit talking Mexasaurus Rex: Barnes with the tackle from behind, then he gets shown the yellow and told to leave the pitch. The ref offers him a red card if he won't leave- The ref felt sorry for Barnes b/c he still can't sell his home so he saved him $15

Goal of the Game: Jihad

Quote of the Game: #19 "Kick his ass Napoleon"
Goat of the Game: Bodo- When you bring a girl to a soccer game, you don't ruin it by making her drive your ass to the ER and waste her day- We all went out and got drunk b/c we shot the ball and didn't get taken out by the keeper. Hugs and kisses see you in a few weeks
Injuries: Bodo with the dislocated thumb out 4-6 weeks
Darilek with the torn Calf muscle out 4-6 weeks


Lineup:
GK Berryman
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
ST Darilect
SW Briana
CM Dali Romo
CM Jihad
HB Berardo
HB Bodo
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
Migjet
FnJ
T-Rex
AWhite
Jacobs

Missing But Not Missed
KBlische
PBlische
Nate
Kendall

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 4

Hot Rider Cup Wives

How can you recover an onside kick if the other team has the ball?

Wow I suck at guitar

Best Sports Name- my vote is for Dick Bukake

The Amazing Racist Strikes Back

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Choose your own Porn Adventure Volume 1 Issue 1

You are a freak of nature and you have a choice between these two

Do you take Option A?

OR

Do you take Option B?

Here is how the story ends if you chose correctly

The Finale

Fall 2006 Game 3 FSFC vs SA United 0-0

Game Summary

Fading Stars outshoot the opponent 30-2 and can't score- looks like we have too many Churchill players- See story above-

Quote of the Game: Bergman "Oh gosh I'm sorry" after toe poking the opening kickoff out of bounds winning the bet between #19 and Rusty.
Backstory, when deciding to pass the opening kickoff too, Rusty wants to pass the ball to Barnes, #19 says that's no fun. Rusty says Blische will turn it over so #19 suggests Bergman. Rusty says yeah bet he toe pokes it, #19 says yeah that will be fun. Rusty touches the ball forward to #19 who deftly passes it to Bergman who tries to make a pass and toe pokes the ball out of bounds for a throw in- Classic

Goat of the Game- the entire midfield and forwards
Foul of the Game- None
Chuchill Post of the Game- none
Goals NONE
Allowed NONE
Cards NONE





Lineup

GK PBlische
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Nate
ST Jacobs
HB Berardo
HB Briana
CM KBlische
CM Darilek
F #19
F Woodard

Bench
Migjet
Tommy
Lilly
Hunter

#19 Jr is ready to suit up in 2022

Born 9/7/06 @5:54 PM #19 Jr begins his quest to become the starting forward for the Fading Stars by 2022.

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 3

My Space Kicks Ass



Steve Irwin wrestles the deadly florida gator

FnJ's favorite show- Jackass top 10

Chris Simm's is a FAG

Tiger vs Pig- who ya got?

Who hasn't done this this?

The Matrix is real

Shaolin Soccer? anyone watch this movie



Adults Only

I installed a hidden camera in Berryman's room- this is why he is gone


Sybian ride part 2- no shemales I promise

Fall 2006 FSFC 5 vs FT Sam Houston 4 "Jihad Joe"

Jihad Joe vs Fort Sam Houston

Yo Joe!
He'll fight for terror where ever there's Jews.
Jihad Joe is there.

It's Jihad Joe against the black footballers
Fighting to score a goal.
He never gives up unless he loses the ball.
He's always there,
Fighting for the Islam over land and air

Jihad Joe- A real Raghead hero
Jihad Joe is there

Jihad Joe is the codename for the Fading Stars daring, highly Tattoed special missionary dune coon.
His purpose, to beat all other races of soccer players into humiliation and to fuck 72 Virgins no matter how fat they are.

He never gives up.
He'll stay til the fight's won.
JihadJoe will dare.

Jihad Joe- A real Tatooed hero
Jihad Joe



GAME SUMMARY

FSFC have a cast of thousands for this one and easily have a starting lineup raring to go. Too bad we played kick ball for 90 minutes and we had more turnovers than completed passes. Jihad Joe is ready to go and is not intimidated by the BlackLine that Fort Sam Houston trots out. Early on the play is ugly with FT Sam looking decent- FT Sam commits a foul at about midfield- Darilek takes the free kick and sends in a ball over the top to #19 who traps it at the 18- manages to get the ball to Rusty who buries a shot

FSFC 1 BlackLine 0

Game is very physical and the passing by the FSFC is pathetic- Finally the FSFC complete a pass to the outside to Kendall- Kendall takes it down to the 18 and rips a cross that Rusty pounds into the back of the net

FSFC 2 old army 0

Army comes back and works the ball around for some opportunities- FSFC with another turnover- ball gets to their only good player and he rips one from the top of the 18 that easily beats Lilly

FSFC 2 coast guard 1

FSFC come back with avengeance as Jihad Joe gets his opportunity to score- Jihad Joe set up his play by placing IED's at 18- three defenders lose limbs and Jihad Joe scores

FSFC 3 national guard of rhode island 1

The Army boys don't back down and keep playing hard. Doesn't matter as the stars keep playing the ball over the top and abusing the black line- Ball gets served up in the air and Kendall wipes out Bodo and heads the ball in the net- Bodo comes up screaming like he had just loaded the train to Auschwitz. sorry Bodo Kendall gets the goal.

FSFC 4 navy 1

The army girls continue to attack and get another turnover. army wag hits one off of the post and the rebound goes straigt to the army player who puts it away. Stellar defense again.

FSFC 4 Wags 2

Next comes the finale for the FSFC club- Pblische rips a shot that almost kills the chick goalkeeper- rebound and follow go right to Bodo who puts the ball in the back of the net.

FSFC 5 Ft. Sam 2 Halftime

Did we play the second half? I don't remember

Pblische turns the ball over with a crisp pass our 18 where the army player calmly scores

FSFC 5 army 3

More shitty play- barnes gets wiped out, fnj takes a dive, #19 gets a card for scoring after the whistle. Army hits a post and we are able to clear. More shitty passing. Army gets a cross off that they are able to head into the back of the net

FSFC 5 FT 4

We are able to run the clock out on a game we could not have played worser- We'll take the win

FSFC 5 Ft Sam Houston 4 FINAL


Goal of the Game: Rusty from Kendall- Kendall down the left side rips the cross to Rusty who hits the ball in stride and buries the ball in the back of the net
Foul of the Game: No great hacks except for the guy who took out Barnes
Quote of the Game: 2 contenders
1.Jacobs goes to check on a player that blew his knee out- Someone asks if Jacobs is a doctor and Woodard fires off "No, but he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
2. at halftime the discussion goes to the She-Male Buck Angel- Bodo chimes in "One time when I was in Germany there was this stripper who had a great ass- when the stage revolved to my side and there it was, her big schlong. She did have great tits though"

Goals: Rusty 2(3) Bodo 1(2) Jihad 1(1) Kendall 1(1)
Allowed: Lilly 4(4)
Red Cards: None
Yellow : #19


Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Bergman
FB Barnes
SW Hunter
ST Jacobs
CM Darilect
CM FnJ
HB Bodo
HB Jihad Joe
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
Pblische
Kblische
Tommy
AWhite
Migjet
Kendall
Briana

Missing
Romo
Kneal
BerryButter
Nate

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 2

WHICH IS FREAKIER- Nicole Richie or Jon Benet's Boyfriend?



Penis lifts

Now this is a Red Card

Tea Partay-

Extreme Wheelchairing

Incredible PK Save

Adult Area

so this is what pussy looked like in the 70's

the best howard stern sybian ride(have to download)

Fall 2006 FSFC 5 FUBAR 1 "Owned"

Mess with the bull enjoy the horn you fuckers













Aaargh! I just got pirate slapped-



"I can't think of a better season opener.
Anyone who needs reminding that this is the team that beat us 6-1 a mere 2 weeks ago should stay home. We are going to beat these mother fuckers come hell or sex with Tom Wasson.
I expect everyone one of our "starters" to be on time for this match. We will shut that fucking Tanner Boyle looking cunt's mouth. " #19's drunk email notification of the game

Well done lads, well done.

Game Summary

1st Half

Spectacular start by the Fading Stars as very little happens in the first minute- then Darilek gets a hold of the ball makes a beautiful pass right to the other teams streaking forward- and he beats berryman top shelf- 3 minutes in and this looks just like the last game

FUBAR 1 FSFC 0

FSFC regroup and begin to play a bit better for the next 10 minutes- it becomes clear that the fubar halfbacks and fullbacks have zero skill and this is where we attack. Bodo gets free down the righside and rips a low far post shot that hits side netting

FSFC 1 FUBAR 1

FSFC take over from this point on- The middle of the becomes ours- moving Darileg to CM allowed for total control of the center of the field- Blondie gets a yellow card for dissent and moves back to sweeper. #19 and Bodo combine for a steal, the ball gets played over to PBlische who dribbles(imagine that ) and chips one over the keeper.

FSFC 2 FUBAR 1
Kblische misses a bunny, Bodo misses one at the buzzer


FSFC 2 FUBAR 1 Halftime

To start the second half russ asks if he should pass the ball to PBlische or not b/c he thinks PBlische will turn the ball over- I say nah pass it to him. Woodard passes the ball to Pblische who promptly loses it straight to the other team like Claudia would resulting in scoring chance for the FUGGLIES- The defense thwarts the attack and all is well

Berryman unleashes a bomb of a punt that leads #19 gets at the 18 with 1 defender and a goalie- #19 takes the ball off of the defenders hip and taps it past the keeper-
A fuck you battle breaks out between the keeper and the defender- the bench chimes in with some fuck you's and try to pull the guy out- more fuck you's. This game just became a classic

FSFC 3 FUBAR 1

Complete and total domination continues- Woodard hits a long cross from the right side that sails perfectly off of the corner of the post and in the back of the net

FSFC 4 fubar 1

The fun begins , PBlische hits a post- Greg Lilly floats one into the back of the net, gets called back b/c Jihad took out the keeper. #19 gets in the game and starts taunting the pirate- Aaaaaargh Aaaaaargh- he started it btw. Then FnJ gets into a fight, calls the guy a wetback- Blondie hasn't said a word the whole game as she has been completely dominated. FSFC work it into the box and eventually Pblische puts one in the back of the net. Ref blows the whistle in mercy.

FSFC 5 aaarrgh 1

The revenge is complete even with the trash talking- hope these faggots enjoyed their arse whipping



Goals: Bodo 1(1) Pblische 2(2), #19 1(1), Woodard 1(1),
Goals Allowed: Berryman 1(1)
Yellow Cards: none
Red Cards: FnJ- the guy did have a sweaty back so I am not sure how calling a guy a wetback is racist
Goal of the Game: Bodo- Bodo fucking hammered a far post goal to make it 1-1, the single life is very very good for bodo
Foul of the Game: Darilek hammers goldiecocks and the bitch never says another word
Quote of the Game: Fuck You, Fuck you, Fuck you ,Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you- what a great exchange after #19's goal between the goober, the goalie and the pirate
Goat of the Game: Darilek fyi- when you drop the ball, you should drop it to the person that called for it not the sweeper that is yelling no



Lineup
GK Berrybutter
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
Sweep Nate
Stop Darilek
CM Jihad
CM FnJ
HB Bodo
HB Lilly
F #19
F Woodard

Bench
Migjet
KBlische
PBlische
PMJMD
AWhite

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 1

It is true
Santa Claus is real too

Reason 8,742 I don't go to the gym- this ever happen to you Darilek?

Soldiers decide to play with the animals in Iraq

For you Price is Right fans- it pays off

5'10 with a 55 inch vertical

Do what you want cause Pirates are free, You are a pirate!

Berryman is back- watch his highlight reel

Parenting is fun

Ironing is fun

Darilek loves big boobs 1

Darilek loves big boobs 2

and finally

I officially puked

Fall 2006 Roster

1. Brian Alcala #25 PAID
2. Steve Barnes #17 PAID
3. Peter Berardo #7 IR
4. John Berryman #1 IR
5. Jihad #26 PAID
6. Kevin Blische #23 PAID
   
7. Pat Blische #16 PAID
   
8. John Burgman #12 PAID
   
9. Allen Darilek #6 PAID
10. Phil Jacobs MD #4 PAID
11. Chris King #19 PAID
12. Jay King #14 PAID
13. Greg Lilly #15 PAID
    
14. Pat Migliore #5 PAID
15. Jeff Romo #11 PAID IR
16. Russ Woodard # PAID
17. Bodo Knock #8 PAID
18. Myke Kendall #21 PAID
19. Hunter Winkenaur
20. Nate Payne PAID
    
21. Tommy the Pinball wizard# PAID
    
22. Alan White
23. Kneal (limited)

Summer 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 16 This is the End

Check out my ass-
Sad, sad day

Why was this exciting scene cut from Star Wars?

Miss Hancock

everything you see on tv is real

what word comes to mind when you watch this clip?

Japanese toungue twister game

Iraqi spider vs 50 ants

easily my favorite clean video of all time

the NSFW group

Fatso's has a brand new menu item

What is funnier than midget porn? nothing

for the finale

It's more than a feeling

Summer 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 15

John Berryman's Bastard Child




















Migjet's Brain


The breakdown of Roberto Carlos's stunning defense of Zidane

Hammerhead goes fishing

FSFC are entering this tournament next year

I ain't driving drunk on this highway

Best Goals of the World Cup

reason 897 why I ain't going skydiving

other than the fact you are a fucking narc, being a cop looks fun

The fun stuff is below

The greatest ass evar!

Gum Job anyone?

Best rap video ever

Summer 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 14

As the winner of the look alike contest, Mr. and Mrs Greg Lilly shall receive a lapdance from this gentleman
Bet this is the last place Pat's bride wants their engagement photo. Btw the guy above also does bachelorette parties


Proof that Bo Jackson is the greatest football player ever(TECMO BOWL)

The always hilarious Farting Preacher

Rockstar Supernova Fans- Storm gets nekid as does Brooke Burke

Dave Chapelle on Sesame Street

My Hero

Top 10 Women Drivers

Last Comic Standing- this guy is actually funny

Zidane Simulator

I promised Darilek I would repost this- Go Ohio State!



and finally porn time

If you click on this, then I win, you sick pervert

Summer 2006 Game 11 FSFC 2 vs Anteaters2 0

Specht Rd. NEYSO Field No. 17 July 23rd

9:00 a.m. Anteaters 2 vs Fading Stars









FADING STARS 2 Anteaters2 0

Not a whole lot to report except it was hot and several people lied about their showing up to the game so here are a few stats

Fading Stars win makes them 8-0-3 for the summer season

Fading Stars 36 Goals For 14 Goals Allowed

Fading Stars 13 game unbeaten streak and are 16-3-3 in 2006

Fading Stars have a 4 game cardless streak and only 5 for the summer- you fucking pussies


Highlights of the Game: Woodard getting his ass knocked to the ground by a girl- then said girl talking smack bout how he outweighs her by 100lbs.

Goal of the Game: Pblische dribbles for about a minute and crosses the ball to the 6 where #19 finishes and creating a tie atop the race for the Golden Zapato

Blown Breakaway of the Game: Tie: 1. Pblische going 1 on 1 with the keeper, trying to chip and having the ball tipped over the top for a goal kicke 2. Pblische going 1v1 with the keeper bounces it off the keeper then knees the ball over top

Quote of the Game: Kblische giving his brother shit- "Yeah well at least I didn't knee the ball over the goal on a breakaway" then Kblische buries his breakaway

Foul of the Game: were there any fouls at all?


Goals: #19 1(9), Kblische 1(2)
Allowed: Lilly 0(0)


Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Barnes
FB Tommy
SW Briana
ST Darilek
HB Migjet
HB Woodard
CM Romo
CM Kneels
F #19

Bench
KBlische
PBlische