Spring 2007 Sunday 1/28/07 Game 4 FSFC 4 SA Barons 1

Game Summary

A one o'clock game and only the 2nd game in 8 weeks should have meant disaster on the scale of no shit tickets at Hooters after Berryman pounds 20 Daytona drums.

1st half

Good start for the Stars as we come out and pretty much control the first 10 minutes of the Game. The stars get a couple of great scoring chances but are unable to capitalize. The Jello Coalition makes some subs (they had 10 guys on the bench) and start to control the game.
The next 15 minutes is all the Jello's passing and then the ball would end up on the foot of the ball hogs and our defense would shut them down. FSFC build up a quick counter attack and a beauty ball is played into Woodard in the box. Luckily for Woodard, Nate thought he was covering Briana and tried to stick his tallywacker in his rectum. Woodard takes his patented dive and draws a PK
Pblische lines up to redeem himself on the PK shooting low and to the left- the keeper gets a hand on the ball but it squirts in

FSFC 1 Jello 0

The Jello Barons decide to try a different strategy, this time they will dribble, pass it outside then pass it back to the ball hogs who will dribble and either shank a shot or get their pockets picked. FSFC build up another counter attack this time sending the ball to Briana on the right half. Briana rips a beauty of a cross that drills Romo in the head- Romo hammers the header into the upper 90 giving the keeper zero chance to make a save.

FSFC 2 Jellos Barrons 0

The Barrons are getting frustrated and decide to go with their sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. Still the ball hogs continue to dominate for the Barrons and they can't get shit done against the stout defense. Kblische gets the ball in a nice position and rips one from 30- the keeper makes the nice save but loses the rebound and Kblische beats the entire defense to the ball and taps in the gimme.

FSFC 3 Snoopy's Barons

Halftime

2nd Half

The FSFC go back out the way the game was started and and the Barons pick their best 11 out of the 22 people that showed up. Must suck to have 22 guys out there and be getting hammered 3-0.

The FSFC go into the rope a dope defense and boy did they finds some frickin dopes. The FSFC also decide to up the physical play and start hammering the ball hogs. Darilect gets into the action and gets tangled up with the tall guy in the box and a PK is given. Super stud #23 gets up there to take the PK and tries to get cute and beat Berryman- The idiot kicks the ground first and hits the ball 3 mph right to Berryman who saves the ball with his nuts.

The Barons continue the attack and play a ball from across the end line to one of the Japanese guys who gets hammered by Kendall as he heads the ball. The ref blows the whistle before the ball goes into the net and gives a PK instead. This time they let the Japanese guy shoot the PK and he buries it side netting.

FSFC 3 Japanese 1

The FSFC continue to play the solid defense and let the Barons keep fing up- With about 10 minutes left, Kblische goes on an offensive tear and beats the entire left side of the defense, falls down, gets back up and crosses the ball to a wide open Woodard who gently taps in the goal

FSFC 4 SA Barons 1

Finito

Goals: PBlische 1(3) Romo 1(1) Kblische 1(3) Woodard 1(3)
Allowed: Berryman 1(4)

Yellow Cards: Romo 1(1) Woodard 1(2) #19 1(2) Bergman 1(1) Briana 1(2)
Red: none

Goal of the Game: Romo- Briana with a rocket cross to the vertically challenged Romo who hammers a header into the upper 90

Quote of the Game: Japanese Guy- "The air in the ball must be .6 to 1.25 and this ball is no good. I know, Have certifiwation- this ball no good." Mexican ref- "Chew the only one that care"

Foul of the Game: Bergman: the tackle from behind that wipes out the offensive player on a throw in earning him a nice yellow

Churchill Post of the Game: Jacobs- wide open header off of the the crossbar

Tackle of the Game: Kendall- Kendall takes out the Taliban Achmed #23 with a beauty tackle clearing all ball and then wiping out the diving suicide bomber

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Bergman
FB Barnes
SW Jacobs
ST Darilect
HB Briana
HB Kendall
CM PBlische
CM Kblische
F #19
F Woodard

Bench

Bodo
FnJ
Tommmy
MigJet
Romo

Missing
T- Rex- Went Roller Skating with his Raptor Boyfriend
Berardo-
Kneal
Jihad

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The ultimate TV Movie-

"Waldorf and Statler meet the Golden Girls"

Scene 1: A chance encounter at El Jaro where Waldorf picks up the Golden Girls
Scene 2: Statler fucks everything up at the bar the next day b/c his twitching scares away the girls
Scene 3: Waldorf gets the girls back to El Jarro and gets them loaded on Patricios
Scene 4: Waldorf gets Blanche and Rose back to his hot tub, Statler is hiding in the closet with the Video Camera
Scene 5: Waldorf has Blanche bent over while Blanche is going to town on Rose
Scene 6: Waldorf goes to the ATM and pays a hefty withdrawal fee
Scene 7: Waldorf gets the money shot on Blanche and Rose and says "Damn the Hot Tub is still batting 1000
Scene 8: Waldorf then treats the Golden Girls to a Golden Shower
Scene 9: Waldorf gives the girls his commemorative FSFC Collectors Jersey
Scene 10: Statler is grumbling b/c when watching the playback of the video it is extrememly shaky like the Blair witch project
Scene 11: Waldorf is back at El Jarro- Waldorf sees new pussy

Sequel next week


GAME SUMMARY

1st Half

With a cast of thousands looking on from the sidelines, the Fading Stars begin their battle with the flat bellies. The Capitan decides to go into the wind and uphill to start the game. The game is a pretty even match up and the Stars do a nice job of managing the wind. Inspired by the return of its fittest player and star goalie, Berryman- the defense plays it's best futbol in quite a long while.
Both teams get a couple of opportunities but no one is able to capitalize. MigJet begins the substitutions early and often trying to get everyone in the game and tire out the flat bellies.

Finally, the whatever the hell team, breaks thru and gets a goal and they take a 1-0 lead into half

Halftime
FSFC 0 CYL 1

2nd Half

FnJ decides to start drinking with the Blades and AWhite decides that women aren’t working for him and starts to hit on Nathan from the Blades- 2 down

The wind picks up and makes it damn near impossible to play on the right half of the field. The FSFC decide to take full advantage of the wind and start playing some nice soccer.
The stars win a throw in down the right side at about the 18- Ball gets thrown into #19 just outside the box who is hammered by Ivan Drago and a free kick is given. PBlische rips a screamer that the keeper gets a hand on deflecting the ball to Kendall who taps in the bunny.

FSFC 1 Caught you masturbating to Internet Porn 1

Alright girls we are back in this one- FSFC continue to play well controlling most of the wind aided action. CYL finally get a break as an offsides player breaks free from Barnes. With a clear shot at the goal, the player decides to cut back and Barnes flat tries to break the guys femur. PK awarded Barnes hops off the field and gives the ref the Bird as he receives his yellow card. PK is successful

FSFC 1 MeatGazers 2

The game is not yet lost but the time is running short- 14 minutes left in the game and the FSFC are struggling to score- Rusty has a back post header that he just miss hits for a sure goal, Bodo has the ball at the six and slaps the ball with his purse for an easy save.
At midfield, Darilect gets called for a foul- the CYL player plays the ball while it is moving which leads to a quick pass and then a shot in the back of the net

FSFC 1 Peeping Tom Wassons 3

Under 10 minutes left and MigJet has given up hope and decides to talk to Blanche and Rose. The FSFC decide that it wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, so not all is lost. Ball gets played in the air to #19 who flicks it to PBlische who one times the ball over the keepers head, off of the crossbar and off of the keeper into the net- Brilliant goal

FSFC 2 Caught ya lookin 3

Final minutes now-FSFC continue to attack trying to get the equalizer- ball gets played to #19 at the top of the box who puts the ball to Pblische- Pblische rips a shot that the keeper makes a diving save pushing the ball wide- Kendall runs the ball down and gets whacked from behind and takes an epic dive- PK is awarded and Pblische has the chance to tie the game. Pblische hits a soft ball low and not far enough to the right- Keeper makes a diving save. Corner kick is wasted and the game is over

FSFC 2 CYL 3




Goals: Kendall 1(1) PBlische 1(2)
Allowed: Berrybutter 3(3)

Red Cards: None
Yellow Cards: Hunter 1(1) Barnes 1(2)

Quote of the Game: Had to be Berardo: After Berardo has to go introduce himself to the Golden Girls so that MigJet can figure out their names- I believe he called the women that Pat Picks up at El Jaro the El WhorOs

Churchill Post of the Game- Pblische- ripped a free kick that easily beat the keeper but hit the post

Goal of the Game: PBlische- with the one time volley that beats the keeper- def a beauty

Foul of the Game: Barnes- gave up the PK and tried to snap the guys femur all at the same time

Goat of the Game: TIE-Barnes - How many PK's you gonna give up this year?
Pblische- PK under 1 minute left to tie the game- Like Britney Spears, you gotta hit that

Lineup
GK Berrybutter
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Kendall
ST KBlische
HB Jihad
HB Briana
CM Romo
CM Darilect
F #19
F PBlische

Bench
MigJet
Hunter
Brento
Rusty
Bodo
FnJ
Jacobs
Awhite

Missing
Lilly
Kneal

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