Spring 2008 Season Results and Awards

Game 1 2-Dec SA Dynamo 4-2 W
Game 2 9-Dec Vanguard FC 4-3 W
Game 3 16-Dec Deportivo ? 1 - 2 L
Game 4 6-Jan SA Elite 3 - 1 W
Game 5 13-Jan Celtics 3 - 2 W
Game 6 20-Jan Global Stars 2- 3 L
Game 7 27-Jan Cucuy 2-1 W
Game 8 3-Feb FT Sam 3-3 T
Game 9 10-Feb Havoc 1 - 1 T
Game 10 17-Feb Atletico Celaya 3 - 4 L

5-3-2 17 pts Group C Champions


Goals- Assists-Points

Pblische 10-2-22
#19 3-4-10
Kblische 4-1-9
Rusty 2- 4- 8
Romo 2 - 5- 9
Sean 2 - 0- 4
Jihad 1 - 2- 4
Bobby 1 -1- 3
Darilek 0 - 1- 1
Bodo 0-1- 1
BerryBodo 0- 1- 1

Goals Allowed

Ken 21
Pblische 1

Games Played

#19 10
Ken 10
Pblische 10
Bergman 9
Kblische 9
Tommy 9
Romo 9
Jacobs 8
Jihad 7
Darilek 7
Berryman 7
Bodo 7
Rusty 6
Berardo 6
FnJ 6
Bobby 5
Kneals 2
Kendall 1
Sean 1
TRex 1
Barnes 1
Jeff 1
Adam 1


Awards

Game of the Season

The 300 Game

"My Child Has Perfect Attendence Bumper Sticker"

• #19
• Ken
• Pblische

"Hacker of the Spring"

• BerryBodo- 2 Yellows for tackles from behind

Goal of the Spring

• #19- "Romo plays a ball to the corner that Rusty chases down- Rusty takes the ball to the endline and blisters a cross to the 7 -- #19 runs on to the ball lets it pass and inside heels the ball into the back of the net- Words cannot describe the beauty FSFC 2 Celtics 0"

Churchill Post of the Spring

• Kblische- The ringer from 30 that came right back to him and then the follow up shank

Goldish Boot

• Pblische- 10 Goals
  

Quote of the Spring

• MigJet This is an actual conversation that happened at Hooters- The girl is wearing a nightie, and begins discussing her marijuana use
  
  Migjet: "You know that Pot makes your Tits sag"
  Carissa Looking puzzled and then Migjet stares right at her tits and says
  Migjet: "Looks like you have been smoking too much Pot!"
  Carissa: "Ohhh You are a DICK"

Offensive MVP

• Pblische- 10 Goals 2 Assists 22 Points

Defensive MVP

• Kblische- Only scored on Ken 1 time
  

Spring 2008 Game 10 FSFC 3 Atletico Celaya 4

Here is the summary of this game

Lineup
GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Berrymna
ST/SW PMJMD
CM Romo
CM #19
CM Bobby
F Rusty

Bench
Pblische
Sean
Coach Migjet

Goals Sean 2(2) Pblische 1(10)
Allowed Ken 4(21)

Yellow Cards: Berrybodo 1(2) #19 1(2)

Goal of the Game: #19 passes it to Romo, Romo chips it backside to Sean- Sean rips it top shelf

Goat of the Game: those of you that continue to choose not to play

Quote of the Game:

Foul of the Game: #19 with a clean tackle that destroys #8 ending up with a yellow card

Spring 2009 Game 9 FSFC 1 Havoc 1

Game Summary

• We have to wear red uniforms with lining
• TRex makes his return
  
• FnJ hurts his back in the first 5 minutes
• Migjet Brings a fucking possum and beer
• AWhite makes his return
• Kneals makes his return
• Jihad skips work-
• 1st Half
  

• Ken makes a diving punch on a free kick- of course he could have just caught it and not dove
• #19 gets a pass from Romo at the 18, chips the keeper and hits inside of the upper 90 and bounds out
• Kblische has his man marked, Jacobs takes the guy down and the ball squirts to the other team and he buries a low shot on Ken
• FSFC 0 Havoc 1
• What kind of stupid fucking name is Havoc FC?- sounds like an air conditioning company
• Game momentum switches to the FSFC after the goal
  
• Pblische misses 2 goals
• Jihad gets a steal, passes it to BerryBodo who decides his best option is to pass it to Pblische down the left side- Pblische rips it far post, off the keepers hand and in the net
• FSFC 1 Havoc 1 Halftime

Nobody scores, we miss a bunch of opportunities

Final FSFC 1 Havoc 1




Goals Pblische 1(9)
Allowed Ken 1(17)

Yellow Cards: #19 1(1)

Quote of the Game 1: Migjet- While watching the coed game that follows our match, Migjet asks the blonde HB running down the field "Hey you wanna beer?"

Quota of the Game 2: Kneals- After the other team realizes they have been playing with 10 players for about 8 minutes the sub in a player- 1 minute later the FSFC score
Kneal: " Looks like you should have kept playing with 10"

Whack of the Game: Ken- sending jackie chan kung fu flying on a breakaway

Goal of the Game: Pblische- not a hard choice

Defensive MVP: Ken

Offensive MVP: Pblische

Sub of the Game: TRex

Lineup:

GK Ken
FB Tommy
FB Bergman
SW Kblische
ST Darilek
HB PMJMD
HB FnJ
CM Romo
CM Kneals
F #19
F Jihad

BENCH

Coach Migjet
TRex
Bodo
BerryBodo
Pblische
AWhite

Spring 2008 Vids 9

Hammer Time



De Fuhr Returns



Cock Pit



Best Vid I have seen in a long time



Sick Soccer

Spring 2008 Game 8 FSFC 3 Army 3

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Spring 2008 Vids Ocho

The Halftime speech I will be giving this week



Monty Star Trek




I fucked Matt Damon



Tongue Girl




Chevy vs Pryor



Obama Part 2