Fall 2008 Links y Mas Final Edition

Rusty takes a dive




If The FSFC Defense played against Messi



Who says the economy is bad?



Kendall's latest music video



And Finally my Xmas gift to you

Fall 2008 Game 10 FSFC 3 Caracole 2

NEYSO Specht Road Complex No. 20 MAP
9:00 a.m. Caracole vs Fading Stars 12.7.08

• After being thrown the game time change from 3 pm to 9 am it was shocking to have 3 people at the field when #19 arrived at 8:30
  
• Refs delaying the game so we can start with a whopping 7 players was nice of them
• Opening kick off Bobby1 sends a pass to #19 who misses the trap then chases the ball down before it hits the endline and clears it past the cars so we can add a player or two
• Berryman chases down the 6'3 170 forward and wins the ball multiple times
• somehow the FSFC win a corner kick that is headed right to the foot of Double Dave who deftly places the ball in the side net 1-0 FSFC
• Pblische joins the game giving us 11; ball is played to Pblische and he pulls up gimp making the 11th player essentially Awhite
• #19 gets called for a very weak foul after the player hands the ball to a feet. On the ensuing free kick, Ken gets saved by a post, the ball rebounds to the unmarked rotund forward at the six who misses the open net by 10 yards
• FSFC win a throw in down the right side that Pblische tosses to the middle of the box, Bobby1 comes down with the ball, fakes a shot, dribbles twice and places the ball in the net FSFC 2 Crapole 0 Halftime
  
• Crapole control most of the 2nd half and play kick ball attacking Berryman with their 6'3 adonis- Berryman does his best to sodomize him, butt spends most of his time attacking from behind
• The rotund forward for the Crapole's gets a ball laid off to him at the 25 and hits a fucking cracker that rips the upper 90- very nice shot FSFC 2 Crapole 1
• FSFC counter when Bobby1 gets loose on the outskirts of town and crosses the ball to the six where #19 streaks in front of the keeper, traps the ball with his thigh, gets wiped out by the defender and the ball trickles into the net- power speed and touch, that is the white mans way FSFC 3 Cirque de Crapole 1
• Jacobs gets a yellow card for denigrating the official- sidenote The powers that be have expressed great concern with Jacobs attitude and restitution will be forthcoming
• Ball gets played into the Fading Stars box and is loose, #19 beats the crapole's forward to the ball gets his leg swept like the Karate Kid and gets called for a foul. PK is somehow awarded FSFC 3 Kobra Kai 2
• It is a 3 to 2 game and Ken makes a bunch of easy saves and decides to punt every ball 40 yards downfield and 40 yards out of bounds down the field next to us killing at least 5 minutes. His goal kicks where just as brilliantly bad
  
• Final FSFC 3 Crapole 2
  

Goals: Bobby1 1(1) DoubleDave 1(1) #19 1(1)
Assts: Pblische 1(1) Bobby1 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 2(16)

Yellows: Jacobs 1(2) Bobby2 1(3) #19 1(5)

Yo Joe, Knowing is half the battle and Awards:

• Why do we have 24 people on the roster, starting with 7 is not fun
  
• Kudos to Berardo for changing his work schedule so he could play the 3pm game- too bad they decided 12 hours before the game to change the time
• Drinking till 6 am is not a good idea when the game is a 9 am Kblische and Kendall- ps to Kendall those bumps on your wang are not normal

Offensive MVP: Bobby1- despite it being 60 degrees, he overcame the cold b/c of his gloves and went 1 goal 1 asst

Defensive MVP: Berryman- Berryman was matched up with a guy that was taller than him, skinnier than him, better looking than him, bigger penis than him, better tan than him, faster than him, better eyesight than him, nicer car than him, bigger apartment than him, more girth than him, healthier liver than him, better hair than him and no student loans. Yet, Berryman shut his fucking ass out, stole the ball at least 5 times and shielded at least 4 1v1 kick balls out of bounds the whole while shutting GayRod out. This was one small step forward for World of Warcraft players and one giant leap for Dungeon and Dragons players throughout mankind.

Goal of the Game: #19- Who else can score with the thigh? Nobody that is who




Lineup

GK Ken
SW/ST Bergman
FB Berryman
HB/FB Jihad
HB Bobby2
CM #19
CM DoubleDave
F Bobby1

Bench

Raul
Jacobs
Pblische
Romo IR
Tommy IR

Fall 2008 Vids y Mas 7

Hockey is for pussies



More fighting



Nice Xmas video




Pblische contributes a soccer practice video- swear i have seen this before