Summer 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 1

For those of you that like small breasts


How to spot a pedophile

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Taco Meat

Darilek has the best job in the world

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What I learned in Japan

Leprachaun in the Ghetto

finally a little porn

Spring 2006 Season Summary: Division 2B Champs

Spring 2006 Season Summary
8-3-0 18pts 1st Place Division 2B
Goals Scored 39 Goals Allowed 18

Game 1 FSFC vs Rayodos W 4-0 Goals Jihad 1(1), #19 3(3)
Game 2 FSFC vs Team Peru W 3-2 Goals: Jihad 1(2), Woodard 1(1), Darilek1(1) Allowed Berryman 2(2)
Game 3 FSFC vs Soccer Guru L 1-2 Goals: Jihad 1(3); Allowed Pblische 2(2)
Game 4 FSFC vs Horns W 5-3Goals:Jihad 1(4) #19 2(5)KBlische 1(1)Berardo 1(1) Allowed Berryman 3(5)
Game 5 FSFC vs Jolly Rogers W 3-2: #19 1(6), Woodard 1(2), KBlische 1(2); Allowed: Pblische 2(4)
Game 6 FSFC vs Celtics L 3-4: Goals Briana 2(2) Bodo 1(1); allowed Lilly 4(4)
Game 7 FSFC vs Diablos W 2-0: Goals: Pblische 2(2)
Game 8 FSFC vs Soccer Guru W 9-1: Romo 2(2) Jihad 2(6) FnJ 1(1) Woodard 1(3) #19 3(9) Allowed Pblische 1(5)
Game 9 FSFC vs Cucuy L 1-2: Goals Kblische 1(3) Allowed: Berryman 2(7)
Game 10 FSFC vs Fubar W 3-1: Goals Kendall 2(2) Pblische 1(3); allowed Berryman 1(8)
Game 11 FSFC vs Global Stars W 5-1: Goals #19 1.5(10.5) Jihad 1(7) Nater 1(1) Woodard 1(4) Kendall .5(2.5) Allowed Berryman 1(9)

Player-Games-Goals-Goals Allowed

1. Darilek 11(1)
2. FnJ 11(1)
3. #19 11(10.5)
4. Bergman 10(0)
5. Romo 10(2)
6. Tommy 10(0)
7. AWhite 9(0)
8. Jihad 9(7)
9. Kblische 9(3)
10. Barnes 9(0)
11. Lilly 8(0) 4 allowed
12. Jacobs 8(0)
13. Berardo 7(1)
14. Woodard 7(4) 1 own goal
15. MigJet 7(0)
16. Berryman 6(0) 9 allowed
17. Pblische 6(3) 5 allowed
18. Briana 6(2)
19. Bodo 5(1)
20. Kendall 5(2.5)
21. Nate 1(1)

Awards

Goalie of the Spring: Greg Lilly Rarely does a third string goalie win an award, but Lilly stepped up big this year and suprised most with his solid play.

Defensive MVP: Allen Darilek The only defender to show up for every game and easily logged the most minutes of any player on the team. Solid tackler and passer. Most of the time you can't tell he is on the field which is a sign of a good stopper.

Offensive MVP: #19 Since his humble beginings, #19 has worked hard for this trophy. Grant Wahl of CNNSI had this to say about #19 "Not since the days of Maradona, has a fat soccer player displayed such offensive dominance on the field".

Golden Boot: #19 #19 got off to a scorching lead in the chase for the golden boot with a hat trick in the first game, a second hat trick in the 9-1 demolishing of the Soccer Guru 2 essentially providing #19 with a huge goal lead. #19 was overheard by some saying "that if that fucking jihad terrorist motherfucker gets closer in the scoring chase he wasn't going to pass him the ball anymore".

Red Card of the Spring: Barnes The guy called Barnes fat- so Barnes gives him a nice shove, and throws the ball at the fuckwads head. Back to back Red cards made this a runaway contest.

"My Child Had Perfect Attendance for the FSFC Award: Darilek, FnJ and #19 The bumper stickers have been printed up and will be available for your autos this week.

My child was in detention flogging his dolphin Worst Attendance Award: Bodo missed 6 of 11 games

Newcomer of the Spring: Tie between Tommy and Romo: Tommy played solid defense and made an excellent rotation with Bergman and Barnes. Romo when healthy was solid in the middle and controlled the pace of games even though he could not run 7 yards.

Comeback Player of the Spring: Kendall: After faking injury for 8 years, Kendall makes a triumphant return and plays the final 5 games of the season scoring some goals while working back into conditioning.

Game of the Spring: Week 8 FSFC vs Soccer Guru 2 9-1: This was an ass beating of epic proportions. FSFC scored at will and destroyed Adibisi and the African brotherhood.

Quote of the Spring: Speetey Berardo "Speetey has issued a challenge that he is faster than everyone on the Fading Stars"

Goal of the Spring: "The Quickie" Week 8 FSFC vs Soccer Guru
FSFC kick off and pass the ball around, Romo passes to Woodard who sends a ball to the corner to #19, #19 crosses the ball to the top of the 18 to Romo who deftly blasts it into the back of the net.

FSFC 1 Guru 0 30 seconds played

Goat of the Spring so many nominees... but #19 will take the cake for his anorexic porn and the bitch that shit in her own mouth. His two whiffs were non issues in the contest

Spring 2006 Game 11 FSFC 5 vs Global Stars 1 "Championship Game"

FSFC vs Global Stars 3.26.2006 Spring 2006 Game 11 "Championship Game"

Game Summary
Conditions- big wind that the FSFC goes directly into for the first half.
Game gets off to a nice start with the both teams throwing light jabs. The FSFC are having an easier time finding holes in the pussies defense. Finally about 8 minutes in, Woodard makes a steal and sends a ball to Jihad, Jihad makes a beauty of a pass to #19 leaving him with one defender and the keeper to beat. Like William Wallace, #19 Holds, holds, holds and then rips a 2 mph grounder into the netting. Early lead for the true stars

FSFC 1 Global cunts 0

More jockeying and mediocre football being played. The global pusses begin to display the trend that would continue all day, dribble dribble dribble, pass the ball out of bounds. Solid defense by the stars leads to goal #2. Ball is worked up by barnes to #19 who is wide open at the 25- #19 lays it off to Nate who takes the ball easily down to the 18, makes a beauty of a cross that hangs and hangs at the 6 where Jihad destroys the ball like a bus stop in Israel.

FSFC 2 global jews 0

With the fading stars cruising to a early lead coach Migjet decides to make some personel moves. Bald lightning AWhite takes over the game looking faster than ever with his shiny new bald head. global stars continue the attack, constantly pressing our defense when the have the ball. Eventually it pays off as KBlische is unable to clear a ball, the global stars take a shot, berrybutter makes the save but it lays down at the 6 where it is put in the back of the net.

FSFC 2 lucky bitches 1

Halftime

Coach Migjet decides to make some changes to start the second half as he thinks that whoever scores next wins- he was right. First attack the FSFC gets they work it to the left half to Kendall who whips up on his man and brings it down the left side- Kendall rips a cross to a streaking #19 who gets a tip on the ball and then the global guy hits the ball into the net- 1/2 goal for kendall, 1/2 goal for #19-

FSFC 3 Global Hackers 1

Fading Stars continue to watch these idiots dribble in circles, and using the counter attack beautifully. Ball gets played through to #19 who is alone with the keeper, #19 takes a rip that glances off the keepers thigh for a lucky save. Kblische rips a corner that is tipped off the head of a defender right to Nater who thighs it in for a solid goal.

FSFC 4 Global 2nd place bitches 1

Continued domination for the FSFC- Lots of shit talking begins, global hacks continue to hack. #19 gets a beauty of a ball from kendall down the left sideline, #19 beats 3 defenders off of the dribble only to lose it to the sweeper who pokes it to the about the 15- right to Woodard. Woodard must have gone to church this week as he hits a left footer that nicks the post easily beating the keeper.

FSFC 5 global stars go fuck yourselves you hacks 1

Lots more subbing by Migjet as this shit is beyond over. Then it happens, ball gets played into the FSFC's half of the field and Barnes is one on one with one of the forwards. Ball gets chipped up in the air and another Global Stars player steps in front of Barnes and this is what happens .

Guy gets up but the game is over.

FSFC 5 Global Stars 1

FADING STARS WIN THE SPRING 2006 CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Allegedly



Goals: #19 1 1/2 (10 1/2) Jihad 1(7) Nater 1(1) Woodard 1(4) kendall 1/2(2 1/2)
Goals Allowed: berryman 1(9)

Red Cards: none
Yellow Card: #19, Woodard, Natebrow

Goal of the Game: Jihad's- ball was worked to the top of the 18- #19 lays it off to Nater who takes it to the 18 and crosses to jihad who puts it away
Churchill Post of the Game: none
Goat of the Game: Briana getting schooled by Raquet man puts him in running for goat of the year
Quote of the Game: nate fouls the wrong guy on a header, Ref walks over to give nater a card and says you can't come in with your leg up like that. nater replies " i didn't i came in with an elbow to the back"
Berryman KO impression of the Game: Jesus barnes, you need to get to church for knocking that bitch out


Lineup:
GK Berryman
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilek
HB Kendall
HB Woodard
CM Nater
CM FnJ
F the #19
F Da Ali Jihad

Subs:
Migjet
AWhite
Tommy
Romo
Briana
Kblische
Pblische

NO SHOWS
Berardo
Lilly
Bodo

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Apparently St. Patricks day is the official holiday for the portly. Notice how the fuglies take advantage of the drunk irish and mirish. For those of you with depth perception issues notice how Brianna is engulfed by his bride. For those of you that like Irish Porn, notice how Kendall managed to get the picture cropped to hide his engorged penis that was poking out of his kilt. For those of you that missed out on St. Paddy's- you lost out on some good wagering.



March Madness Buzzer Beater

Strip Club Ettiquete

Rare footage of Jacobs in college

Oriental plus mall jumping = crazy delicious

MigJet's favorites- if the British Army stormed Normandy

#19 gets drunk and calls QVC

Slot Machine for men

Not only does #19 not forget the porn, #19 goes out of his way to set up an account
at a porn site. You get celeb porn, interactive porn, black dicks white chicks, anal explorers, behind closed doors, little tits-ass zits, i came so get the fuck out of my car bitch, she swallows- oh wait she has a penis i am not gay. and much much more fun.

#19 offers you his protection

Login: fadingstarsfc@gmail.com
Password: 9q9t

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Hot newscaster loves nude beaches
FnJ likes to pass out after eating two dozen Mrs. Bairds Powder Sugar Donettes

Finally a reality show worth watching

this skit almost makes me like Shaq

funniest clip of the week, but most of you shouldn't click on it

soccer fights and some nasty takedowns

all of the female Oscar nominees naked

remember the Dice Man?

a baboon fights a crocodile

Finally a little Irish Porn

Spring 2006 Game 10 3/12/2006 Fadingstars FC 3 vs Fubar 1 "#19 Meets a Focker"

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A&M hits a buzzer beater, wait- is that a penis sticking out?

Technolgy: Create your own ringtones for free- I have done it works beautifully

What is worse than getting caught masturbating? Getting caught masturbating to a chick on a video game.

Watch Scarface in 2 minutes

Raider fans are the best

Have you banged a shemale? Take the quiz

MigJet is the ultimate wingman

This time the porn is real- I promise

Spring 2006 Game 9 3/5/2006 FSFC 1 Cucuy 2"Fading Stars Get Anally Raped"

We could blame the refs for our loss or we could be men and look inside as to why we allowed the refs the opportunity to screw us. I will get to the ref bashing in a little bit, but for now we will have a soccer lesson on passing.

There are three basic passes in the game of soccer — forward, square, and back.
The forward pass is the most aggressive and most risky of all three because the attacking team moves the ball toward the goal. The length of the pass, the spot from where you attempt it, and the skills of the passer and receiver can all increase your chances of the pass being intercepted.
A square pass is a relatively safe pass. Attempt this pass when you're trying to get out of a difficult situation — for example, two opponents are gearing in on you. In this case, you need to give the ball to a teammate who is open or to a better ball handler.
The back pass is the most conservative of all passes. Use this pass to get out of a tough defensive situation — for example, when you have little or no room to pass the ball forward or you need to give your team an opportunity to regroup. If you're not careful, however, you can run into problems. When passing to a goalkeeper or another teammate, you need to remember where the enemy is because the opposition can run out of nowhere and steal or intercept the pass.
Many back passes have been transformed into goals — as in the player scoring into his own net. (This is probably the most embarrassing of all plays in soccer.) You can solve most potential back pass and own-goal problems with proper communication and positioning, although the luck factor is always involved as well.

Game Summary
That game was pure bullshit. Not only did everyone play like dog shit, the effort was dog shit too. Yes the refs fucked us big time, but we should have won that game 5-0. Trapping and passing were pathetic, we put 2 shots on net the whole freaking day. Defensively we made some big mistakes that led to their two "goals".

1st Half
Going uphill with the wind to start the game, the FSFC show early on that they are the better team. We were controlling the flow of the game and dominating. Fading Stars win a couple of corners and finally get a foul called just outside of the 18. Kendal hits a floater into the upper 90 to beat the keeper. A goal is ruled by the referee, then the cunt raises her flag and says that Alcala was offsides and he Obstructed the keeper. Alcala was offsides but he was at the penalty spot and nowhere near the keeper. Also, the offsides call was a judgement call that is up to the referee to call not the linesman. The referee went with the cunts ruling even though he saw the play and clearly there was no obstruction.
FSFC 0 CuntLinesman 1

Regardless the FSFC win another direct kick from the top of the box and this time Kblische blasts it in over the keeper.

FSFC 1 Helen Keller 1

not a lot happens, just a bunch of sloppy passing and poor play and worse substitution. Why the hell would you sub when we have a throw in at their 18 and it is 3 vs 3?

Halftime FSFC 1 Anne Frank 1

2nd Half

The FS fiddle fuck with the ball and then make a huge defensive mistake. With noone near him Bergman shanks a clear that results in a corner kick. The ball is floated and heading toward the far side of the net. Berryman misplays the ball in the air and Woodard makes a diving header to score an own goal. The linesman and ref make no call and rule it a goal. Unless Woodard scored a 6 on his Wunderlich test, it makes no fucking sense for him to dive for a ball in our own goal and end up wrapped in the back of the net. It was clear as fucking day that woodard got a huge shove in his back and was pushed into the net. Nice fucking call assholes

FSFC 1 Fucking pussy cunts referee bitches 2

Now tied at 1, the FSFC start to finally pick up the effort, but are unable to score. Jihad chokes on a 1 on 1 with the keeper kicking it right at him. Kblishce, Kendall, Alcala hit shots over the top. Cucuy is playing short as they get a guy tossed. Still the FSFC are unable to score. With about 5 minutes left all hell breaks lose. Somehow cucuy works themselves into a breakaway, 1 on 1 with Berryman. The player pushes the ball right, Berryman dives and eats the ball up gaining possession, the cucuy pussy starts rolling around on the ground due to running into the keeper. The ref calls the play clean and only blows the whistle for the injury. The cunt on the sideline decides that she is the referee, and awards a penalty kick. How the hell is it a penalty kick? She says that if the keeper hits the player with any part of his foot that it is a foul? WTF rule is this? if berryman slide tackles the ball it is automatically a foul? This bitch is so wrong it ain't even funny- Here are the rules, the rule book on the goalie play and no where does it say that if the goalie touches a player with his foot is it a Penalty Kick. The only kick that could have been awarded was an indirect for a dangerous play. I have never in men's soccer seen a cleaner play by a keeper called for a penalty

FSFC 1 Sperm dumpster that makes up rules 3

The referee declares that there is 5 minutes left in the game. Barnes decides that he has played enough and earns his team leading 2nd Red Card, and keeping his red card streak alive. Kendall gets wiped out right at the 18, no card, and the shot gets blocked by the wall. FSFC don't even get a shot on goal in the last 5 minutes and never really threaten to tie the game.

End of Game
FSFC 1 the bitch that stole christmas 3
Actual Score FSFC 1 Cucuy 2

Goal of the Game: Kblische off of the free kick
Churchill Post of Game: NONE
Quote of the Game: after Lilly fouled a guy like he was starring in Brokeback, "shit at least wear a condom next time" if you have the exact quote email it to me
Goat of the Game: 3 nominees

1. Alcala being offsides on a free kick negating a goal
2. bergman clearing the ball for a corner kick
3. Woodard's diving header for an own goal

And the Oscar goes to...

Jihad for missing a wide open game winner- I kid, I kid, the winner is Alcala for being a jackass


Goals: KBlishce 1(2) Woodard own goal (-1)
Goals allowed: Berryman 2(7)

Cards
Red: Barnes (2)
Yellow: Alcala, Jacobs, berryman

Roster
GK Berrybutter
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilek
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
CM Kendall
CM Alcala
HB FNJ
HB Speetey
F #19
F Woodard

Bench
Kblische
Awhite
Glily
Tommy
MigJet
Jihad

No shows
PBlische

Bodo

Romo

Spring 2006 Game 9 3.5.2006

NEYSO Specht Rd. #14 SUNDAY
1:00 p.m. Fading Stars vs Cucuy

IN

1. #19
2. MigJet
3. Berrybutter
4. Darilek
5. PMJMD
6. Bergman
7. Woodard
8. Lilly
9. Speetey
10. KBlische and Pblishe- if they lose their coed tourney
11. Barnes

Out

1. Romo