X-Mass Links and Pics 2006

SouthPark Merry Xmas





Last minute X-mas gift idea from SNL






EZ E wishes you a merry X-mas



The always fun super decorated house




Greatest band ever!







The Fun Stuff

hot chick in a santa hat

Beer can chicken is what we are serving

Spring 2007 Game 2 FSFC vs Fubar "Fletcher Darilek and the Mutiny on the Bounty"

"Mutiny on the Bounty"







The Fading Stars are on a mission from the Queen to win the Championship- The Fading Stars are a small crew of enlisted men led by Capt MigJet Bligh. The mission was off to a good start with the victory last week, and the crew was playing well and the attendance was great. Then some of the crew decide that they have their own mission- One particualr fellow is the leader of the movement and his name is Fletcher Christian Darileck. Fletcher Darilek decided to bail on the mission and rebel against his shipmates and Migjet Bligh sending them adrift on lifeboat and short handed for their mission.
In 1789, when the real Fletcher Christian abandoned ship he did it for some sweet island girls with nice breasts, why did Fletcher Darilek decide to pull a mutiny? So that he could go shoot someone's pet - Look at this little guy that big bad ATF Darilek shot- Rumor has it that it took him two shots to put down this mighty beast. Please feel safe that this mutinous fool is protecting our state from the invading baby deer population.
We now know that killing puppies, kitty cats and all of God's innocent children are more important to Fletcher Darileck than his soccer mates.
Capt Migjet Bligh and the Fading Stars set adrift in the ocean, deserted and left to die so that you could kill a pet deer. Here is to Fletcher Darileck getting food poisoning from his baby deer jerky. Hopefully, the next time we have a game he won't decide he needs to go fishing at the local PETSMART for one of those killer goldfish.

GAME SUMMARY

We gots screwed.

2 bullshit PK's

2 subs

2 chronically injured players

1 baby deer killer

1st half

Game is pretty much even- #19 chips the keeper and misses wide, Pblische misses one high, Russ misses, Pblische rings the post-
They get one break as Briana doesn't clear a ball and is shielding it so Lilly could get it, their player tips the ball out of bounds and Lilly slides and takes him down- No scoring threat but the ref gives them a PK

FSFC 0 dickhead ref 1

2nd Half

The game is still pretty much even with both sides getting chances but unable to score- Briana fouls a guy to set up a free kick- they play the ball up in the air towards the 18 Briana fouls the guy again at the 18 and while no one has the ball and the ref decides to give another PK- this time he gives the PK at the 10 giving Lilly zero shot at making the save.

FSFC 0 Referee 2

FSFC continue to attack and can never put one in the net and the Fubar have zero real goal chances-

FINAL FSFC 0 Referee 2

They scored 2 bullshit PK's

Goals- NONE
Allowed- Lilly 2(6)

Yellow Card: Briana 1(1)

Churchill Post of the Game: Pblische- rings one on a free kick that easily beat the keeper

Goat of the Game: Briana- involved in both PK's- Let's hope that Fletcher Christian Darilect doesn't decide to shoot you

Gout Player of the Game: FnJ's Curry Powder- He may smell like a Haji mart but he can finally waddle again

Goal of the Game- 4th Fucking time we have been shutout in our last 12 matches


Lineup

GK Lilly
FB Bergman
FB Berardo
SW Jacobs
ST Briana
HB FnJ
HB Jihad
CM PBlische
CM Romo
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
MigJet
Awhite
Tommy

Fletcher Darilek's Crew
Bodo
Hunter
Barnes
Fletcher Darilek
Berrybutter

Missing With Cause
KBlische
Kneal

Spring 2007 Weekly Links and Pics 2

Titties Like a Woman-





Iron Mexicans- An FnJ special




Paulie Shore messes with Texas


Joe Rogan messes with heckling bitch






Write a thanky you note to our troops

Merry X-mas from Michael Jackson

Seinfeld the Horror Movie



Must be 21 or older to whack off to these clips

Reason 2 that I want to be a doctor

Wine is a always a nice present this time of year

Tattoo chick rides the Sybian for Howard Stern
Nice little boinking video

Spring 2007 Game 1 FSFC vs El Tri "The Offense Saves the Day"

HEY BOSS- DA GOALIE! DA GOALIE!


Game Summary:
1st Half

FSFC get off to a rip roaring start to this one, offensively. Getting on the board early and setting the tone- Woodard gets sent through and is 1 on 1 with the keeper and puts the ball away into the back of the net

FSFC 1 El Try 0

The offense continues to dominate when the defense is able to actually clear the ball without turning it over. Multiple shots by the FSFC and then the second goal comes rather easily- Ball is passed to KBlische on the right side of the field where he passes the ball to #19 who dummies the ball and it goes right to Woodard who hits the shot right at the keeper but the midget misses the catch and it goes into the net

FSFC 2 El Try 0

Coach Migjet decides to put in the speed off of the bench with AWhite and FnJ at the halves- The game and momentum turns and El Tri starts to control the game. The defense still can't clear the ball- eventually they work a cross and beat lilly for the goal

FSFC 2 El Try 1

Halftime

FSFC come out smoking hot on offense and blow a couple of gimme goals- Then the defense gets caught on a counter and just like that the game is tied

FSFC 2 El Try 2

El Try catches the fading stars defense again and just like that FSFC is down

FSFC 2 El Tri 3

Kblische gets free on a breakaway and gets hammered in the penalty box and a PK is awarded

FSFC 3 El Tri 3

FSFC gain control of momentum and then bang the defense gives up another breakaway- this time the guy that is hacking everyone gets lose and beats Lilly- Then the fucking guy does a dance that pisses of Pblische

FSFC 3 El Tra 4

Then the Offense saves the day

Down 4-3 with just about 15 minutes left it is game time-

FSFC continue the attack and are pounding on the door- Kblische dribbles right down the middle of the 18 and shoots a load past the keeper- Pblische talks trash

FSFC 4 El Tray 4

With bout 5 minutes left and the FSFC still attacking strong Kblische gets free again and the hacker takes him down about an inch outside of the Penalty box

The free kick is set up on the left half of the PB and the wall is set up- the entire far post is uncovered and #19 seals out the last defender. Pblische rips one and buries the goal. Then he talks some more shit- Married life is good

FSFC 5 El Tri 4

The game ends without anymore shots on goal by El Tri-

Final

FSFC 5 El Tri 4

FSFC 1-0 3 pts +1 Goal Differential

Goals: Woodard 2(2) Pblische 1(1) Kblische 2(2)
Allowed: Lilly 4(4)

Yellow Cards: Barnes 1(1) #19 1(1)

Goal of the Game: PBlische Game Winner- Kblische gets wiped out by the hack at the 18 and a free kick is rewarded. El Tri sets up a wall on the near post leaving a 7 yard gap for the shot- Pblische pounds it thru the gap and easily beats the keeper. Then he does a dance in honor of the hack
Quote of the Game: Jihad: During the long wait for the game to start, the other team has maybe 6 players. Jihad-"Don't worry they will all show up in one truck right before the game starts" Sure enough 6 people get out of a truck just before game time and they livened up the first half by cranking out the Polka Music with stolen instruments.
Goat of the Game: The "Defense"- 4 frickin goals? 15 turnovers- goal kick sent across the face of the goal and easily stolen, multiple breakaways.
Foul of the Game: No good ones by us

Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Berardo
HB Briana
CM PBlische
CM KBlische
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
FnJ
Migjet
AWhite
Kendall
Bodo
Jihad

Spring 2007 Weekly Links and Pics 1

Larry the Cable Guy?







Barnes takes his kid Hunting


Aggies lockeroom after beating the sips





How to Handle a Telemarketer- funny shit


El Patricio DWI Test


Dateline NBC to Catch a Predator


1994 High School football classic


Lost Seinfeld Episode


Now the fun stuff

Quite, you will wake the kids

Pussy gettin dog

Ron Jeremy the Pianist

finally

Money Shot, The Musical