Summer 2008 1 Game 10 FSFC 3 NB United 1

Soccer International Complex Field No.12 MAP

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs News Braunsfels United

Sunday June 29

Game Summary

• Another game in temperatures hotter than a video of Berryman making love to a real doll
• MigJet makes his return to the starting lineup at Stopper against a team of flat bellies
• Game starts and it is apparent that the opponent is younger, skinnier, and thankfully they learned to play in News Braunsfels
• Packing the middle and letting the kids shoot from outside the 18 is the game plan
• FSFC get a counter attack and put the ball to Rusty's foot who misses wide left
• FSFC continue to just let the numbskulls dribble around and shoot nubbers at the net
• Kblische takes a goal kick, puts in on Rustys shiny head who flicks it forward to a streaking Pblische- Pblische beats the sweeper and gently tucks the ball into the back of the net FSFC 1 Flat Bellies United 0
• The defensive strategy works until the last minute of the half, when Bergman and FnJ are unable to clear the ball from the kid with Shitlocks- Bergman toe pokes the ball to the other team at the top of the 18 and the kid takes a good shot that beats Ken
• FSFC 1 News Braunsfels 1 Halftime
• Suprisingly, the second half becomes a display of smart soccer and believe it or not superior fitness for... wait for it, The Fading Stars
• #19 makes a defensive pick at the 18 and plays the ball up the left half to Bobby 2 at midfield. Bobby2 gets the ball to Pblische who dicks around with the ball and eventually works it to NB 18 where he finds a wide open Bobby2 who easily beats the keeper 1v1
  FSFC 2 No Bellies United 1
• The FSFC rope a dope keeps the kids on end as there shots miss so bad, Ken is getting tired chasing the ball into the weeds
• FSFC work the ball back into the NB box and this time the Pirate makes his presence felt- the ball is bouncing around inside the 6 and instead of trying to get the ball, the keeper just shoves the Pirate off of the plank- The pirate goes down hard and lets out a big "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"
  
• PK is awarded- and here is where it gets fun Kblische wants FnJ to take the kick so that Pblische doesn't pass him for the golden boot- Pblische offers the kick to #19 which would have created a 3 way tie for the golden boot- Well in the interest of the team and not wanting the goat award, #19 tells Pblische to take the kick. Pblische makes the kick
  
• FSFC 3 Nubian Buttbuddies 1
• FSFC run out the clock and Kblische blows his chance to tie Pblische in the last 5 minutes
• FSFC 3 NB United 1 FINAL

Goals: Pblische 2(8) Bobby 2 1(1)
Assts : Kblische 1(5) Rusty 1(3) Pblische 1(2)

Allowed: Ken 1(20)

Quote of the Game- JP "Could you please mention on the Blog that I had my best game for the Fading Stars b/c I sat out and played cheerleader"

Bender POG- Romo- despite shanking 2 gimme goals, the fact he even got to those balls with 2 knee braces and running slower than Migjet is impressive

Offensive MVP- Pblische- 2 goals and 1 assist

Defensive MVP- Ken- sat on the line and made the neccessary saves on the long shots

Pussy of the Game- Ken- never even came close to knocking a forward on his ass

Goal of the Game- Bobby 2's Game Winner- great build up and even better finish


Lineup

GK Ken
FB FnJ
FB Bergman
ST Migjet
SW Kblische
CM #19
CM Pblische
HB Bobby 2
HB Bodo
F Rusty
F Romo

Bench

Tommy
Jihad
Tha Pirate
JP

Summer 2008 Lynks y Mas 10

Thats my Granny



New Presidential Candidate




Wimbledon is back



Berrybodo sent me this link



The french can shoot



I love skaters


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Summer 2008 Game 9 FSFC 1 Gay Blades 2

NEYSO Specht Road Complex Field No.20 MAP

9:00 a.m. Blades FC vs Fading Stars

Gay Blades Late Penetration send FSFC Packing
June 22,2008

• 5 minutes in Gay Blades get a free kick outside of the box, the cross finds big Dougie wide open at the 6- His header is clearly wide and not a problem- Trouble is that Tiger Dougie put some how spins the ball off of a pile of dirt that bounces into the net Gay Blades lead 1-0
• FSFC get control of the game, thanks to the Blades strategy of playing the long ball on every single possesion
• Berardo gets into a tussle with the lorenzo llamas wannabe and gets in a good shove
• Kneal gives Lorenzo a shove from behind earning a yellow card
  
• #19 steals a ball just outside the 18 and rips a cracker that misses by a foot
• Super sub Bobby 2 gets into the game and starts pounding the box with long crosses barely missing connecting twice
• Can someone, anyone explain to me the ball playing the hand rule?
  
• Inside the 18 the ball bounces up into #19's arm, who then turns and scores Handball Called Yet Berardo plays a ball at midfiled that a Blades player knocks down with his hand and "steals" the ball? Same play
• FSFC trail the Blades 1-0 half
• FSFC start to dominate the game getting plenty of opportunities and shots
• 20 minutes to go, FnJ plays a sky ball that Martin loses in the sun around midfield- #19 chases down the ball dribbles to the circle outside of the 18 and unleashes a furious left footer that rips the upper 90 side netting FSFC 1 Gay Blades 1
• 5 minutes left the Blades make a push- Martin gets a shot blocked and the ball caroms to the Blades sweeper outside the 18 who hits a solid shot that beats Ken 2-1
• FSFC get a late header from Speetey but he can't put it on frame
• FSFC 1 Gay Blades 2

Goals #19 1(6)
Assists FnJ 1(3)

Yellow Kneals 1(1)

Foul of the Game: Berardo with a nice shove on Lorenzo

Tackle of the Game: Ken- another game another decapitated forward

Goal of the Game: not a real tough choice- but this is what it looked like only left footed

BeerVP- Kneals bringing leftover Bud Light for us to enjoy

Bender Hustle Player of the Game: Super Sub Bobby 2

Pussy of the Game: The Blische Brothers- going to church on sunday is only ok if you are getting the spicy fried chicken

Lineup

GK Ken
FB FnJ
FB Tommy
ST Darilek
SW Bergman
HB Jihad
HB Bodo
CM Kneals
CM Speetey
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
Romo IR
Lilly
Bobby 2
JP

Summer 2008 Links y Mas 9

Ballack's disgusting strike



Classic Vid- Migjet's First marriage gets off to a good start



So this is what you old bastards whacked off to in the day



Rap Fights



Iraqi GangstA




We knew Obama was a crackhead, but getting blowjobs from dudes?

Bender King 2002-June 16 2008

There will be a new game award in honor of this bad ass dog- It will be the hustle award- given to the player that refuses to give up.

A few Bender Highlights

• Attended 5 Cinco de Mayo parties and had the shits for 5 straight years
• Took a chunk out of the shady UPS drivers arm
• Kicked Berryman out of his bed every time #19 was out of town
• Threw a rat found in the pantry 15 feet into a wall then killing him properly

RIP Bender

Summer 2008 Game 8 FSFC 3 Real Azteca 4

Goals Rusty 1(5) #19 2(5)
Assists Rusty 1(2) Darilek 2(2)
Allowed Ken 4(17)

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Tommy
FB Chin
SW Bergman
ST Darilek
HB JP
HB Bobby 2
CM Speetey
CM #19
F Rusty
F Jihad

Bench
Bodo

Summer 2008 Vids Ocho

Wonder if Obama is like this brother



Finally an REM song that is good



Fatty rides a bull



Berryman buys a Dell

Summer 2008 Game 7 FSFC 7 Traditionals 5

• PEPSI/SIC #8 @4:30
• It was fucking hot
• FSFC fall down 3-0
• Handball in the box bails out the FSFC and Fnj shoots it down the middle 3-1
• Defense plays more olay 4-1 Halftime
• Gary presents the FSFC with its Spring Championship Trophy and Medals
• Kblische picks off a pass dribbles and shoots from 25 and beats the keeper- 4-2
• Bodo and Bergman both chase the ball leaving the forward wide open at the 18 who beats Ken far post 5-2
• Pissed off, Pblische runs a post down the left hash and #19 down the right- Kblische chunks up the hail mary that pat catches at 12, jukes the defender, jukes the safety and walks into the end zone 5-3
• Kblische gets free and puts it in the net 5-4
• Jacobs gets a header off of a cross that is heading into the net, corner that is headed into the net, FnJ blocks the ball and it drops to Romo who slots it in for the tie 5-5
• Ball gets worked around the box and FnJ passes and finds Bobby1 wide ass open in the box and puts away the go ahead goal 6-5
• Kblische hits a goal kick that caroms off of some people right to Pblische who passes to a wide open Bobby for the easy finish 7-5
• FSFC 7 Traditionals 5

Summer Vids y Mas 7

Baseball Fight



This really ruined my fishing self esteem



Tommy shows his love for Ken



Top 10 Fading Star Shanks




Irish Jackass