Fading Stars FC: August 2006

Monday, August 28, 2006

Fall 2006 FSFC 5 vs FT Sam Houston 4 "Jihad Joe"

Jihad Joe vs Fort Sam Houston

Yo Joe!
He'll fight for terror where ever there's Jews.
Jihad Joe is there.

It's Jihad Joe against the black footballers
Fighting to score a goal.
He never gives up unless he loses the ball.
He's always there,
Fighting for the Islam over land and air

Jihad Joe- A real Raghead hero
Jihad Joe is there

Jihad Joe is the codename for the Fading Stars daring, highly Tattoed special missionary dune coon.
His purpose, to beat all other races of soccer players into humiliation and to fuck 72 Virgins no matter how fat they are.

He never gives up.
He'll stay til the fight's won.
JihadJoe will dare.

Jihad Joe- A real Tatooed hero
Jihad Joe

GAME SUMMARY

FSFC have a cast of thousands for this one and easily have a starting lineup raring to go. Too bad we played kick ball for 90 minutes and we had more turnovers than completed passes. Jihad Joe is ready to go and is not intimidated by the BlackLine that Fort Sam Houston trots out. Early on the play is ugly with FT Sam looking decent- FT Sam commits a foul at about midfield- Darilek takes the free kick and sends in a ball over the top to #19 who traps it at the 18- manages to get the ball to Rusty who buries a shot

FSFC 1 BlackLine 0

Game is very physical and the passing by the FSFC is pathetic- Finally the FSFC complete a pass to the outside to Kendall- Kendall takes it down to the 18 and rips a cross that Rusty pounds into the back of the net

FSFC 2 old army 0

Army comes back and works the ball around for some opportunities- FSFC with another turnover- ball gets to their only good player and he rips one from the top of the 18 that easily beats Lilly

FSFC 2 coast guard 1

FSFC come back with avengeance as Jihad Joe gets his opportunity to score- Jihad Joe set up his play by placing IED's at 18- three defenders lose limbs and Jihad Joe scores

FSFC 3 national guard of rhode island 1

The Army boys don't back down and keep playing hard. Doesn't matter as the stars keep playing the ball over the top and abusing the black line- Ball gets served up in the air and Kendall wipes out Bodo and heads the ball in the net- Bodo comes up screaming like he had just loaded the train to Auschwitz. sorry Bodo Kendall gets the goal.

FSFC 4 navy 1

The army girls continue to attack and get another turnover. army wag hits one off of the post and the rebound goes straigt to the army player who puts it away. Stellar defense again.

FSFC 4 Wags 2

Next comes the finale for the FSFC club- Pblische rips a shot that almost kills the chick goalkeeper- rebound and follow go right to Bodo who puts the ball in the back of the net.

FSFC 5 Ft. Sam 2 Halftime

Did we play the second half? I don't remember

Pblische turns the ball over with a crisp pass our 18 where the army player calmly scores

FSFC 5 army 3

More shitty play- barnes gets wiped out, fnj takes a dive, #19 gets a card for scoring after the whistle. Army hits a post and we are able to clear. More shitty passing. Army gets a cross off that they are able to head into the back of the net

FSFC 5 FT 4

We are able to run the clock out on a game we could not have played worser- We'll take the win

FSFC 5 Ft Sam Houston 4 FINAL

Goal of the Game: Rusty from Kendall- Kendall down the left side rips the cross to Rusty who hits the ball in stride and buries the ball in the back of the net
Foul of the Game: No great hacks except for the guy who took out Barnes
Quote of the Game: 2 contenders
1.Jacobs goes to check on a player that blew his knee out- Someone asks if Jacobs is a doctor and Woodard fires off "No, but he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
2. at halftime the discussion goes to the She-Male Buck Angel- Bodo chimes in "One time when I was in Germany there was this stripper who had a great ass- when the stage revolved to my side and there it was, her big schlong. She did have great tits though"

Goals: Rusty 2(3) Bodo 1(2) Jihad 1(1) Kendall 1(1)
Allowed: Lilly 4(4)
Red Cards: None
Yellow : #19

Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Bergman
FB Barnes
SW Hunter
ST Jacobs
CM Darilect
CM FnJ
HB Bodo
HB Jihad Joe
F #19
F Rusty

Bench
Pblische
Kblische
Tommy
AWhite
Migjet
Kendall
Briana

Missing
Romo
Kneal
BerryButter
Nate

Friday, August 25, 2006

Fall 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 2

WHICH IS FREAKIER- Nicole Richie or Jon Benet's Boyfriend?

Penis lifts

Now this is a Red Card

Tea Partay-

Extreme Wheelchairing

Incredible PK Save

Adult Area

so this is what pussy looked like in the 70's

the best howard stern sybian ride(have to download)

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Fall 2006 FSFC 5 FUBAR 1 "Owned"

Mess with the bull enjoy the horn you fuckers

Aaargh! I just got pirate slapped-

"I can't think of a better season opener.
Anyone who needs reminding that this is the team that beat us 6-1 a mere 2 weeks ago should stay home. We are going to beat these mother fuckers come hell or sex with Tom Wasson.
I expect everyone one of our "starters" to be on time for this match. We will shut that fucking Tanner Boyle looking cunt's mouth. " #19's drunk email notification of the game

Well done lads, well done.

Game Summary

1st Half

Spectacular start by the Fading Stars as very little happens in the first minute- then Darilek gets a hold of the ball makes a beautiful pass right to the other teams streaking forward- and he beats berryman top shelf- 3 minutes in and this looks just like the last game

FUBAR 1 FSFC 0

FSFC regroup and begin to play a bit better for the next 10 minutes- it becomes clear that the fubar halfbacks and fullbacks have zero skill and this is where we attack. Bodo gets free down the righside and rips a low far post shot that hits side netting

FSFC 1 FUBAR 1

FSFC take over from this point on- The middle of the becomes ours- moving Darileg to CM allowed for total control of the center of the field- Blondie gets a yellow card for dissent and moves back to sweeper. #19 and Bodo combine for a steal, the ball gets played over to PBlische who dribbles(imagine that ) and chips one over the keeper.

FSFC 2 FUBAR 1
Kblische misses a bunny, Bodo misses one at the buzzer

FSFC 2 FUBAR 1 Halftime

To start the second half russ asks if he should pass the ball to PBlische or not b/c he thinks PBlische will turn the ball over- I say nah pass it to him. Woodard passes the ball to Pblische who promptly loses it straight to the other team like Claudia would resulting in scoring chance for the FUGGLIES- The defense thwarts the attack and all is well

Berryman unleashes a bomb of a punt that leads #19 gets at the 18 with 1 defender and a goalie- #19 takes the ball off of the defenders hip and taps it past the keeper-
A fuck you battle breaks out between the keeper and the defender- the bench chimes in with some fuck you's and try to pull the guy out- more fuck you's. This game just became a classic

FSFC 3 FUBAR 1

Complete and total domination continues- Woodard hits a long cross from the right side that sails perfectly off of the corner of the post and in the back of the net

FSFC 4 fubar 1

The fun begins , PBlische hits a post- Greg Lilly floats one into the back of the net, gets called back b/c Jihad took out the keeper. #19 gets in the game and starts taunting the pirate- Aaaaaargh Aaaaaargh- he started it btw. Then FnJ gets into a fight, calls the guy a wetback- Blondie hasn't said a word the whole game as she has been completely dominated. FSFC work it into the box and eventually Pblische puts one in the back of the net. Ref blows the whistle in mercy.

FSFC 5 aaarrgh 1

The revenge is complete even with the trash talking- hope these faggots enjoyed their arse whipping

Goals: Bodo 1(1) Pblische 2(2), #19 1(1), Woodard 1(1),
Goals Allowed: Berryman 1(1)
Yellow Cards: none
Red Cards: FnJ- the guy did have a sweaty back so I am not sure how calling a guy a wetback is racist
Goal of the Game: Bodo- Bodo fucking hammered a far post goal to make it 1-1, the single life is very very good for bodo
Foul of the Game: Darilek hammers goldiecocks and the bitch never says another word
Quote of the Game: Fuck You, Fuck you, Fuck you ,Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you- what a great exchange after #19's goal between the goober, the goalie and the pirate
Goat of the Game: Darilek fyi- when you drop the ball, you should drop it to the person that called for it not the sweeper that is yelling no

Lineup
GK Berrybutter
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
Sweep Nate
Stop Darilek
CM Jihad
CM FnJ
HB Bodo
HB Lilly
F #19
F Woodard

Bench
Migjet
KBlische
PBlische
PMJMD
AWhite