Summer 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 4

Blische Family Picture
Click here to download the brand new, fucking kick ass, Pearl Jam album

Midget Thai kickboxing-

Tom Wasson was recently arrested

I support a woman's right to choose

Da Ali G interviews David Beckham and Posh Spice

Black preacher- check out this dudes hair

Bud Light Commercial

they should make a new School House Rocks Public Service Announcement out of this.


someone please remind me again why you don't mix alcohol and chlorine?


And finally in honor of #19's wedding this weekend, photos from his first failed marriage

Summer 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 3

Carmen Electra rides the sybian for Howard Stern

Car commercials kick breast

Game 6 of the 86 World Series Re-enacted

Internet Classic: The Ryan's Steakhouse Story

20 Questions

In honor of the NBA Playoffs: top 10 Dunks

In honor of the Dallas Maverics: Top 10 dunks on shawn bradley

man fights a deer

Crack Spackle

Images from Iraq- we aren't just killing these fuckers, their fucking heads are exploding- very very graphic images

and finally
Web Cams kick ass

Summer 2006 Game 2 FSFC 3 El Tri 1

Pepsi Soccer Texas No. 6 SUNDAY
11:00 a.m. El Tri vs Fading Stars
Sunday, April 9, 2006








The FSFC looked like an actual competitive soccer team for about 5 minutes. Of course, playing a team of the midgicans does help. Also, in this week's episode the beer bandit makes his arrival.


Game Summary

1st Half

The FSFC come out smoking hot. Every ball was controlled by the stars and things were very pro FSFC. The "referee" has an early bias against the FSFC as our lack of brown gives the FSFC a clear advantage. Clearly destroying the tri, Pblische gets the ball about 25 out and rips a shot off a defender and into the net.

FSFC 1 AWhite's Target Market 0

More ass kicking, controlling every ball and domination of possession. Ball gets played to #19 at the 25 who blindly sends a ball to a streaking Jihad. Jihad beats 2 defenders and takes it to the end line, placing a perfectly weighted ball across the middle. #19 beats two players to the ball, taps it in and skins his knees like a hooker at the point. 15 minutes in...

FSFC 2 Los Midgets 0

Kendall could have been a legend... Barnes throws the ball in to Kendall between the spot and the 6 where Kendall pulls off a bicycle kick and the ball goes in the net for a beautiful goal- but wait- bicycle kicks are apparently against the rules now and the goal is disallowed. Sorry Kendall, only #19 is allowed to score great goals.

Hell we are up 2-0 so Wasson decides to sub in 5 players at one time. Game momentum gets trashed. Lots of lolly gagging and losing headers to midgets. Mythical foul gets called by the racist ref, and next thing you know the ball is bounced around in front of the net and eventually gets tapped in.



FSFC 2 The Wasson that stole the beer 1

Halftime FSFC 2 three nappy colors 1

2nd Half

Not a very good second half as it got hot as hell. Let's play a game called how lets count the misses. #19 3 missed shots, Brianna 2 (one went for a throw in) Kblische 2, Pblische 5 (2 breakaways) Buffalo Bill 2 , Jihad 1- and too many to remember them all.

Finally after all those misses, Pblische rips one in true churchill style it hits the post and caroms directly to Berardos foot- Speetey is so quick he initially missed it with his right allowing it to hit his left foot and then the back of the net.

FSFC 3 El Tri 1

Pblische gets hurt, and the refs watch goes off to end the game but b/c his fellow brown men still had the ball on our side he let the time go for an extra 2 minutes. As soon as we get the ball to counter he calls the game.

Overall, not a bad team for a bunch of midgets.

FSFC 3 El Tri 1

Goals: Pblische 1(2) #19 1(1) Speetey 1(1)
Allowed: Berryman 1 (3)
Yellow: Barnes 1(1)
Red: none you pussies

Goal of the game: Would have been kendall but being the dangerous brute he is, he is out. The winner: #19 plays a blind ball to a streaking Jihad. Jihad takes it to the end line deftly crossing the ball to #19 who buries it.
Quote of the Game: Tommy asks "which Blische is hurt?", Berryman responds "the fat one"
Churchill post of the Game: Pblische- rips it off the post only to deflect it off of berardo for a goal
Foul of the Game: Briana decides to destroy some poor kid and thus ruins the chance that Berardo's lawn gets mowed this week-
Goat of the Game: Tom Wasson- Lilly brings some leftover beer to be consumed by the stars. Being a good family man, and having to leave at halftime, Lilly decided to leave the beer behind to be consumed by the Stars. Lilly makes a major mistake in judgement and at halftime he puts the beer in Wasson's possession. Many hours after the game #19 receives a call from Lilly asking about the outcome of the game and he happens to mention the beer. What beer? #19 asks. "The beer I put in Tom's trunk, about an 18 pack". Guess what- we all got taken by the tom wasson express- During passover, this dude just kiked us out of an 18 pack of beer and thus easily securing the goat of the game.
Not coincidentally Wasson left a record $6 for the tab at Bennigans. Everyone please remember to vote for the FSFC Hall of Fame Candidates.

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
Sweep Buffalo Bill
Stop Darilek
CM PBlische
CM Briana
HB Kendall
HB FnJ
F #19
F Jihad

Cast of thousands
Romo
Kblische
AWhite
Bodo
Lilly
Berardo

Missing but not really missed
Jacobs
Woodard
MigJet

Summer 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 2

I'm a dirtly girl that needs a spanking

Finally, a dog that even Speetey Berardo can outrun

FnJ's hero slams a bottle of Tequilla

Modern day Cool Hand Luke eats and uneats 50 eggs

this clip makes my penis hurt

The Freddy Adu show

MigJet's favorites- classic English humour

April fool's golf ball joke

Who the hell robs a store with a pitchfork?

Chariots of taco bell

This week #19 brings you a collection of Porn Bloopers

Summer 2006 Game 2 FSFC vs El Tri 11 am Pepsi 6

Pepsi Soccer Texas No. 6 SUNDAY
11:00 a.m. El Tri vs Fading Stars

In

1. #19
2. FnJ
3. barnes
4. Lilly
5. Romo
6. Jihad
7. Kblische

Out

1. Migjet- too good for us

Summer 2006 Game 1 FSFC 2 vs Storm 2

Summer 2006 Game 1 FSFC vs Storm 11am April 2 2006 Specht 16

Game Summary

1st Half

The game gets off to a good start for the FSFC, as the Storm pretty much suck for a division 2A team. It is clear that the Storm have little offensive talent as they try to work the ball up the left half 10 times in a row with their FB. FSFC control the middle of the field from the onset of the game. #19 misfires on a left footer- the ball trickles out like pre-cum, Romo misfires from 18 just missing the upper 90 by 40 yards. Kblische, Pblische missfire and Jihad volleys the shit out of the air. Tom Wasson is in charge of subs today and his management of the "Cast of Thousands" cannot be questioned as he is our Moses today. All is going well defensively until Barnes whiffs on a ball and it goes past him to the Storm's forward. This dipshit dribbles down and buries a shot past Berryman into the side netting. The fucking retard celebrates like he scored a World Cup goal.

FSFC 0 Stormtroopers 1

Not a lot happens for the rest of the half, except a ton of terrible passes by the FSFC. Luckily the Storm have no offense except kick ball or this game could have gotten out of hand. The same dipshit that scored earlier gets stuffed on a breakaway by Berryman and the cunt almost starts crying. Fuck that guy. Also, Moses Tom must have forgotten that watches had been invented as he keeps saying there is 5 minutes left when it is actually 17.


Halftime FSFC 0 Stormpusses 1

2nd Half
FSFC come out really strong to start the second half. Working down the left side the FSFC control the game getting off several nice opportunities. Briana makes some nice runs playing Left half/Center Mid/ Forward not really sure where he was playing. The storm continue there bullshit kick ball offense that is getting no where. Pblische and #19 work a nice 1-2 and Pblische just misses drilling a goal. More of Moses working the "Cast of Thousands".
The Sturm play another long ball to the dipshit, the dipshit somehow manages to beat Tommy- leaving a 3 on 2 attack. Berryman gets screened on the shot and the FSFC are now down 2-0 with about 15 minutes to play.

FSFC 0 Drizzle 2

About 10 minutes left, Bodo and #19 come in the game to finish the disaster off. Then the fuckers for the Storm start running their fucking mouths- big mistake #8 you fucking douchebag. #8 starts talking about how it is 2-0, and that we suck and calls #19 a fat fuck- mistake #2 cuntboy- telling #19 you are going to take him down. #19 leaves the fuck 15 yards in his dust on a run- ball gets played to #19 at the top of the 18 where bitch boy #8 literally tackles #19. #19 gets the PK and Pblische buries the ball in the net.

FSFC 1 BitchBoy 2

The FSFC are on fire now, every loose ball the stars are on top of. The FSFC are putting tremendous pressure on the defense controlling every facet of the game. Darilek steals the ball from talentless skinny douche and the douche complains about no foul and declares he is going to take someone out. #19 has the ball and the douche tries foul #19 who that shit coming, gets whacked and still has the ball- fuck you douche here's your card.
Under 5 minutes left, and we are owning the drizzle. Kblische gets the ball at about the 25 and dribbles right- no one on their defense attacks- Kblische linesup and rips one that the keeper has no chance on. 2 to fucking 2. #8 ain't yapping anymore now is he?

FSFC 2 Shut the fuck up 2

Under 1 minute left and Tom makes the most pivotal sub of the game- in comes AWhite. 45 seconds left and Tom needs to make another sub bringing in briana. The ball is worked to a favorable position when the damn ref blows the whistle ending the game. 2 more minutes and we would win this game dammit.

End of Game FSFC 2 Storm 2

Goals: Pblische 1(1) Kblische 1(1)
GAllowed: Berryman 2(2)
Yellow Cards: 0 this is sad
Red Cards: 0 even worser sad

Goal of the Game: Kblische with his blast that the keeper had zero chance to save
Goat of the Game: Barnes for his whiff that led to the first goal. At least Jihad's whiff on the volley didn't end in a celebration of douchness.
Quote of the Game: Romo to the kid linesman " I can fit you in my ass crack" and "dude eat a burrito" when he saw the kid with his shirt off.
Churchill Post of the Game: none but I heard they hit 5 in the chick game later on
Foul of the Game: no good ones so Barnes wins for his KO last week.

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Tommy
FB Barnes
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilect
CM Romo
CM Briana
HB FNJ
HB Berardo
F #19
F Jihad

Cast of Thousands
KBlische
PBlische
Bodo
Woodard
AWhite
Bergman
Lilly


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