Side Affects of Marijuana
By Patrick Migliore PHD and Orthodontist to the Strippers
Short-term effects: Problems with memory and learning
- Distorted perception
- Difficulty in thinking and problem solving
- Loss of coordination
- Increased heart rate
- Anxiety
- Panic attacks
- Daily cough and phlegm
- Symptoms of chronic bronchitis
- More frequent chest colds
Long-term effects:
- Abnormal functioning of lung tissue injured or destroyed by marijuana smoke
- Impairment of critical skills related to attention, memory, and learning
- Recent findings indicate that smoking marijuana while shooting up cocaine has the potential to cause severe increases in heart rate and blood pressure.
- Saggy Tits
Game Summary and Highlights
- Barnes makes his triumphant return and amazingly his jersey fit
- Bodo passed the ball
- Bodo passed the ball to Romo
- Romo hugged Bodo
- We will now call the duo BOMO
- BOMO attack the three defenders, BOMO D somehow beats 3 defenders and passes the ball to BOMO R- who is wide open at the 18. Bomo with an R blasts a far post shot that ends up in the side netting
- 1-0 FSFC
- Bobby gets off a blast that barely misses
- The Bomo duo connect again and the keeper makes a nice save
- CuCuy is stunned as they had been controlling- they start pissing and moaning and generally shanking shots left and right
- The 16 year old goober with glasses threatens to beat everybody up
- Somehow Ken misses a cross and the ball gets tapped through Barnes legs for a goal
- HALFTIME 1-1
- 2nd Half- Barnes leaves, Pblische shows up
- Pblische dribbles down to the 6 beats the keeper and clanks it off of the post
- Defense is pretty much handling Cucuy, and most of their shots are either way off or really soft
- #19 gets a throw in and finds Darilect wide open in the middle, Darilect makes an easy pass to Kblische at the 25 and Kblische unleases a scorcher that goes right thru the keepers hands
- FSFC 2 Cucuy 1
- FSFC hold on for the last 15 minutes or so for the Solid Victory
Goals: Romo 1(1) Kblische 1(2)
Assists: Bodo 1(1) #19 1(3) Darilect 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 1(14)
Quote of the Game: This is an actual conversation that happened at Hooters- The girl is wearing a nightie, and begins discussing her marijuana use
Migjet: "You know that Pot makes your Tits sag"
Carissa Looking puzzled and then Migjet stares right at her tits and says
Migjet: "Looks like you have been smoking too much Pot!"
Carissa: "Ohhh You are a DICK"
Churchill Post of the Game: Pblische with the squeaker from the 6
Goal of the Game: The Bomo combo
Take down of the Game: Stupid kid goes 1v1 with Ken and gets annihilated
Hooters MVP: Darilect- Big Boy bumps up and pays 90% of the tab
Offensive MVP: Bomo
Defensive MVP: Kblische
Lineup
GK Ken
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
ST Darilect
SW KBlische
HB FnJ
HB BerryBodo
CM Romo
CM Tommy
F #19
F Bodo
Bench
Coach Migjet
Bobby Ewing
Pblische
Jeff
JEFF ALLAN MCGUIRE McGuire, Jeff Allan, age 51, died unexpectedly on January 12, 2008 in Vail, Colorado. Originally from Beavercreek, Ohio, he is a graduate of the ITT Technical Institute, where he earned a degree in Electrical Engineering. A resident of San Antonio since 1979, he was an avid scuba diver, skier, hunter, golfer, and traveler; and a devoted father to his daughter Jennifer. He was an active member and former president of Los Amigos Ski Club, and has served on the Board of Directors for the Texas Ski Council, South Texas Charities, and the San Antonio Martini Foundation. A gregarious free spirit, Jeff had a wide circle of friends. True to form, he died while on a ski trip with close friends at his side. Jeff was preceded in death by his father, James L. McGuire of Beavercreek, Ohio. Survivors include his mother, Janice E. McGuire, of Tucson, Arizona; his daughter and son-in-law, Jennifer (Felton) and Ruben Gonzales of Shreveport, LA (both currently serving in Iraq); his brother and sister-in-law, Jack and Susan McGuire of Las Vegas, NV; his sister and her husband, Jill and Tom Brown of Beavercreek, OH; two grandchildren, Megan and Marissa; one nephew and two nieces, Ryan, Jenae, and Chelsea; his significant other, Janet Hays; and a host of special friends who became his extended San Antonio family. A memorial service will be held Saturday, January 19, 2008, at Mission Park North Funeral Home, 3401 Cherry Ridge, San Antonio, TX. Reception plans will be announced at that time. In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to San Antonio Charities at South Texas Charities, Inc./PARTI, P.O. Box 792651, San Antonio, TX 78279, or 
