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Sunday, December 09, 2007
INSTANT CLASSIC Spring 2008 Game 2 FSFC 4 vs Vanguard FC 3
We are SPARTA
A beautiful Spring morning in December sets the stage for the latest FSFC Instant Classic. Matched up against a younger team from 2 divisions above, loaded with 20 year old flat bellies and 4 subs. The FSFC decide to start the game with 8 knowing that reinforcements will be arriving.
The game begins and the FSFC are forced to just play defense- Rusty finally shows up on the wrong sideline and asks if we are short- No, Rusty we are playing with 12- get your ass on the field. Rusty hits the field and Jihad clears a ball- it is deflected right to their forward who ends up in a breakaway which the guy beats Ken with
Men of Sparta 0 Vanguard Financial consultants 1
Pblische moseys up to the field and takes her sweet time putting on her boots and all that jazz. With him on the pitch we are now only down 1 guy- Well, the score changes again as VFC play a crappy ball high in the air. "Goalie" Ken screams for the ball, #19 stops to let him play it, Ken doesn't catch the ball and it bounces into the goal- Hello Goat
Goat of Sparta 0 VFC 2
We got them right where we want them- just like we scripted it. Within minutes, Pblische gets free for a breakaway which he hits low and the keeper makes a nice save of it, but the keeper was only putting off the inevitable. One or two possesions later, Bobby hits PBlische on another breakaway, this time he learned from his last one and slots the ball nicely into the side netting
FSFC 1 VFC 2
Oh how the game has turned- Bobby gets his shot at a goal as Kblische rips a long free kick that he one times over the top of the goal.
Not much later, Pblische gets a ball from Rusty and he is off to the races- Pblische gets into the 18, jukes the defender, jukes another defender, dribble around some more, out comes the keeper, Pblische still dribbling, Jihad runs to the gas station to pick up a 6 pack, Pblische still dribbling, an iceberg melts raising the oceans water level and eroding beach front property, Pblische still dribbling jukes the keeper again, Trinity university runs a 15 flea flicker play and finally Pblische decides to tap the ball in the net
FSFC Dribbling 2 Vanguard Silly fuckers 2
The FSFC continue to defend and force the VFC into bad crosses and long shots that are easily saved- Bobby gets a shot at redemption and misses a bunny from the 6-
The really short fat guy for the VFC continues to outpace Tommy down the right flank- but he never goes anywhere- Minutes before half, Vanguard gets the ball just north of the 18 and the shot is taken, ball deflects of #19 hip and goes upper 90 easily beating Ken
FSFC 2 VFC 3 HALFTIME
Not well rested and still with only 10 players, the 2nd half begins with one big advantage a nice wind at our backs and strong ass legs of Ken, Kblische, Pblische and Darilect-
10 minutes in Kblische cranks a ball that clears the sweepers head on a bounce by inches, Pblische streaks on to the ball, the linesman raises his flag, Pblische continues and the goalie stops- Pblische dribbles it right into the goal- Referee correctly overruled the linesman as Pblische started his run from 10 yards back- straw meet your camel
FSSpartaClub 3 Flatbellies 3
It doesn't take but 5 minutes later till Kblische plays a ball to pblische who chips one to Rusty for yet another breakaway- The keeper goes low, rusty goes high and easily scores
FSFC 4 Crybabies 3
With around 25 minutes or so and the lead, the FSFC 300 set up shop in the back and defend like crazy- every ball is challenged, they play it wide, we force a shitty cross, they try to dribble the middle they got a packed 18 to try to dribble through-
In 25 minutes the FSFC give up only 1 real scoring opportunity and luckily they shank it-
Eventually the will of the FSFC is too much and Vanguard FC gets its Spirit broken and egos smashed into oblivion.
Goals: Pblische 3(4) Rusty 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 3(5)
Goat of the Game: Ken-"Keeper Ball Keeper Ball" oh yeah catch it next time
Goal of the Game: Rusty: it was the only goal that actually had some passing
Offensive MVP: Pblische- sir dribble alot humilates the defense
Defensive MVP: Darilect- everywhere
Pussy of the Week: Everyone that skipped the game
Lineup
GK Ken
FB Tommy
FB Berardo
SW Kblische
ST Darilect
HB Jihad
CM Bobby
CM #19
Bench
Rusty
Pblsche
A beautiful Spring morning in December sets the stage for the latest FSFC Instant Classic. Matched up against a younger team from 2 divisions above, loaded with 20 year old flat bellies and 4 subs. The FSFC decide to start the game with 8 knowing that reinforcements will be arriving.
The game begins and the FSFC are forced to just play defense- Rusty finally shows up on the wrong sideline and asks if we are short- No, Rusty we are playing with 12- get your ass on the field. Rusty hits the field and Jihad clears a ball- it is deflected right to their forward who ends up in a breakaway which the guy beats Ken with
Men of Sparta 0 Vanguard Financial consultants 1
Pblische moseys up to the field and takes her sweet time putting on her boots and all that jazz. With him on the pitch we are now only down 1 guy- Well, the score changes again as VFC play a crappy ball high in the air. "Goalie" Ken screams for the ball, #19 stops to let him play it, Ken doesn't catch the ball and it bounces into the goal- Hello Goat
Goat of Sparta 0 VFC 2
We got them right where we want them- just like we scripted it. Within minutes, Pblische gets free for a breakaway which he hits low and the keeper makes a nice save of it, but the keeper was only putting off the inevitable. One or two possesions later, Bobby hits PBlische on another breakaway, this time he learned from his last one and slots the ball nicely into the side netting
FSFC 1 VFC 2
Oh how the game has turned- Bobby gets his shot at a goal as Kblische rips a long free kick that he one times over the top of the goal.
Not much later, Pblische gets a ball from Rusty and he is off to the races- Pblische gets into the 18, jukes the defender, jukes another defender, dribble around some more, out comes the keeper, Pblische still dribbling, Jihad runs to the gas station to pick up a 6 pack, Pblische still dribbling, an iceberg melts raising the oceans water level and eroding beach front property, Pblische still dribbling jukes the keeper again, Trinity university runs a 15 flea flicker play and finally Pblische decides to tap the ball in the net
FSFC Dribbling 2 Vanguard Silly fuckers 2
The FSFC continue to defend and force the VFC into bad crosses and long shots that are easily saved- Bobby gets a shot at redemption and misses a bunny from the 6-
The really short fat guy for the VFC continues to outpace Tommy down the right flank- but he never goes anywhere- Minutes before half, Vanguard gets the ball just north of the 18 and the shot is taken, ball deflects of #19 hip and goes upper 90 easily beating Ken
FSFC 2 VFC 3 HALFTIME
Not well rested and still with only 10 players, the 2nd half begins with one big advantage a nice wind at our backs and strong ass legs of Ken, Kblische, Pblische and Darilect-
10 minutes in Kblische cranks a ball that clears the sweepers head on a bounce by inches, Pblische streaks on to the ball, the linesman raises his flag, Pblische continues and the goalie stops- Pblische dribbles it right into the goal- Referee correctly overruled the linesman as Pblische started his run from 10 yards back- straw meet your camel
FSSpartaClub 3 Flatbellies 3
It doesn't take but 5 minutes later till Kblische plays a ball to pblische who chips one to Rusty for yet another breakaway- The keeper goes low, rusty goes high and easily scores
FSFC 4 Crybabies 3
With around 25 minutes or so and the lead, the FSFC 300 set up shop in the back and defend like crazy- every ball is challenged, they play it wide, we force a shitty cross, they try to dribble the middle they got a packed 18 to try to dribble through-
In 25 minutes the FSFC give up only 1 real scoring opportunity and luckily they shank it-
Eventually the will of the FSFC is too much and Vanguard FC gets its Spirit broken and egos smashed into oblivion.
Goals: Pblische 3(4) Rusty 1(1)
Allowed: Ken 3(5)
Goat of the Game: Ken-"Keeper Ball Keeper Ball" oh yeah catch it next time
Goal of the Game: Rusty: it was the only goal that actually had some passing
Offensive MVP: Pblische- sir dribble alot humilates the defense
Defensive MVP: Darilect- everywhere
Pussy of the Week: Everyone that skipped the game
Lineup
GK Ken
FB Tommy
FB Berardo
SW Kblische
ST Darilect
HB Jihad
CM Bobby
CM #19
Bench
Rusty
Pblsche
Friday, December 07, 2007
Spring 2008 Vids Dos
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Manu Throwdown
Is the one of the Blades?
American Male
Get out your spanky hanky
Border Patrol Video Game
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