Cinco De Mayo 2009 Preview

Cinco de Mayo Theme song 2009
(pretend the blind lady is a Mudbug)



Schedule

Saturday May 2nd 2009

Specht 11 @9:30 SASA Azteca - 0-1-0 Lost 2-0

Specht 11 @12:30 HFA International Jihad's people

Specht 10 @3:30 vs CSAH Entrix Guvners no fucking clue

6th Annual MudBug Massacre 6:00-?

• 100lbs of juicy Mudbugs
• 40lbs of sublime daytona Wings
• 3 Kegs of luscious beer
  

Sunday May 3rd 2009

Semifinal

Specht 12 @ 10:30

Final
Specht 13 @ 2:30

2009 AWARDS Up for grabs (defending champion)

• Offensive MVP (Lance/Paul)
  
• Defensive MVP (Nate)
  
• Goal of the Tourney(#19)
• Pussy of the Tourney (Pblische)
• Churchill Post (Lance)
  
• Quote of the Tourney (Nate/Kendall's puking)
  
• Tackle of the Tourney
• Foul of the Tourney (Kendall)
  
• Fat Man in a little Shirt (Barnes)
  
• Jackass of the Tourney (Tom for bringing a nagging date to the party)
  
• 2009 Mudbug Champion (#19's 12 Year old Nephew)
  
• 2009 Drunken Asshole (MigJet still holding on to his 2007 Title)
  

FADING STARS Cinco Results 7-9-2

2008 Cinco 4-1

Game 1 3-1 vs SASA Anteaters
Game 2 6-0 vs NTPSA Guiness
Game 3 3-0 vs HFA Kingwood

Semi- 4-2 vs SASA Rayados
Finals 1-3 vs HFA Moya

2007 Cinco 2-2-0

Game 1 3-1 vs HFA CG International
Game 2 4-1 vs SASA Medina United
Game 3 0-3 vs SASA Fubar

Semifinals: 0-1 vs SASA Fubar (later disqualified b/c their entry fee check bounced)

2006 Cinco 0-3-0


Game 1 Lost 2-1 vs Houston team
Game 2 Lost 3-0 and they hit 3 posts
Game 3 Forfeit

2005 Cinco de Mayo 1-1-1

Game 1 Tie Blades 2-2
Game 2 Win vs Houston team 1-0
Game 3 Loss vs Dallas team 2-0 Big brawl almost breaks out after the game

2004 Cinco de Mayo 0-2-1

Game 1 Tie Global Stars 2-2
Game 2 Loss Houston Celtics 2-0
Game 3 Forfeit

Summer 1 2009 Game 1 Intl Old Boys 4 FSFC 2

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Schertz Soccer Complex Field No. 9 4.5.09

9:00 a.m. Int'l Old Boys FC vs Fading Stars

Game Summary

• 1st play of the game summarizes the game- Kblische taps the kickoff to #19 who turns and passes a rolling ball back to Bergman who completely whiffs the trap and it rolls out of bounds for a deep throw in
  
• FSFC when not turning the ball over are getting plenty of oppt to score but failing
• Intl get a steal from the FSFC backline- make 1 pass and are score FSFC 0 Intl 1
• FSFC come back and Pblische misses a shot wide-
• FSFC turn the ball over again and Intl scores again 2-0
• Ken makes an easy save and punts the ball and the wind carries it 10 yards out of bounds to a chasing Kblische- Kblische hits the cemented bench, slips and flips over the metal benches-
  this is what it looked like
• Kblische is bestowed the great honor of being carried off the field and driven to the hospital by his ultra pregnant Sister in Law- rumour has it Pblische is naming the child Flip
  
• Once play resumes, the FSFC make it a game again as Biz and Bobby1 combine to steal the ball off the endline and get the ball to Berryman at the 18- Berryman plays a ball to Pblische who rips a shot over the diving keeper- FSFC 1 Intl 2 Halftime
• Coach Mig makes some adjustments to the lineup to counter the speed of the Intl forward- Trex and Julio Iglesias start the half at FB
• Strategy works as the FSFC gain control of the game but still can't finish with at least 10 opportunities- KBlische rips a shot that the keeper saves; after corner kick leads to a flurry in front of the goal the ball pops to a wide open Jihad at the 8 who misses high and right.
  
• under 10 minutes left and Ken hits a goal kick to Kendall who misses the trap and the ball goes right to the Intl forward leading to a 2v1 break that Intl scores easily on 3-1
• 30 seconds later and the FSFC turn it over in again leading to another breakaway that Ken gets a hand on but can't save 4-1
• 2 minutes left and Biz gets a free kick from 35 yards out that is ripped an inch inside the post for a very nice goal 4-2
  
• Final FSFC 2 Intl Old Boys 4

Goals: Pblische 1(1) Biz 1(1)
Assts: Berryman 1(1)
Allwd: Ken 4(4)

School House Rocks and Awards

Goat of the Game: Ken- you are only supposed to hurt the other team not Kblische

Goal of the Game: Biz- free kick goals are always winners

Defensive MVP: 4 goals not sure you can have an MVP

Offensive MVP: Migjet- only one that didn't screw up

Jackass of the Game: Kblische- looked like Johhny Knoxville hisself flipping over the bench

Quote of the Game: The collective "Oh Shit" while Kblische is flipping over the bench and splitting his leg open down to the bone

Lineup
GK Ken
FB Berryman
FB Bergman
SW Kendall
ST Darilect
HB Jihad
HB Berardo
CM Pblische
CM Bobby1
F #19
F Kblische

Bench
Coach Migjet
Bobby2
Fireman Sam
TRex
Julio Iglesias
FnJ
Romo

Summer 1 2009 Vids y Mas 1 "Kendall's Vids"

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How to get laid at Spring Training



God save us, the Dems are in charge





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