NEYSO Specht Rd #17 SUNDAY
11:00 a.m. Team Peru 2 vs Fading Stars 3
First 70 minutes Team Peru 2 Fading Stars 0. (apologies for the black and white photo of the sweeper and stopper)
We got hammered, the midget stopper was running his mouth to any and everyone. We missed some opportunities and gave up a ton- next thing you know we are down 2 nil at halftime and things are bad, real bad- we are talking Migjet's 6 Arturro margaritas before 9 pm choice in pussy bad. Then it happens, the golden child arrives at halftime- he born with the silver spoon, he that thinks 20% is a bad Return on Investment, he that will overcome his surprisingly small penis to rise up and lead us to the promised land- Phil Jacobs MD gets off the plane and comes straight to the soccer pitch to make a halftime appearance and help save the day. Fast forward to the final 20 minutes...
Last 20 minutes:
The comeback begins with a simple transition play, forward #19 tracks to the defensive 18 and steals the ball passing to Woodard who pushes the ball forward well into Team Midget's defensive end and gets the ball to Romo- who lays off a sweet ball to ATP(alcohol, tobacco, porn) Darilek- Darilek blasts one top shelf from about the 18, leaving the goalie no shot to make the save- jogging back darilek admits it was pure luck- doubt it
Fading Stars 1 Team Midget 2
About 10 minutes left to play defensive fullback #3 for the midgets has the ball and Berardo attacks the #3 who makes a cute move to push the ball past Berardo- except #19 and Berardo set the punk up and #19 steals the ball and turns it up only to be whacked by #3- and be awarded a free kick at the 25. Darilek takes the free kick- sending a beautiful ball to the 6 where the Golden Child Jacobs makes a beautiful ass pass to Reza Jihad who buries another one top shelf over the keepers.
Fading Stars 2 Team Midget 2
Under 3 minutes to play now- Berardo wins a kick on the sideline about 40 yards or so out- Darilek runs the same fucking play and sends a beautiful ball into the box- and HOLY FUCKING CRAP Russ Woodard catches the ball cleanly on his beautiful shiny head and buries it upper 90- Woodard with the game winner with about 2 minutes left- Check and Mate Bitches
Fading Stars 3 Team Midget 2
Line Up:
G John Berryman
FB Steven Barnes
FB John Bergman
Sweep Tom
Stop Allen Darilek
HB Pat Migjet
HB Peter Berardo
CM Romo
CM FnJ King
F Reza Jihad
F #19
Subs
HB Bodo
HB Alan White
F/HB Russ Woodard
Halftime Arrival Phil Jacobs
DNP:
Pat Blische (IR)
Kevin Blische(Drunk Reserve)
Brian Acala (Camping)
Greg Lilly (IR)
Kendall- Who?
MVP: Darilek 1 goal 2 assists
Goal of Game: Woodard's game winner that shined up the ball
Comment of the Game: "#9 Who is the Fucking Bitch now?" delivered after the game winner by FnJ
Biggest Winner: Migjet gets to abuse the peruvian beauty
Damn near Goat of the Game: FnJ with the game tied 2-2 his rip on our own goal sails high- preventing an Escobar-esque end to his life- and preserving the game- of course he did stop the breakaway with his shot.
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