Summer 2006 Game 1 FSFC vs Storm 11am April 2 2006 Specht 16
Game Summary
1st Half
The game gets off to a good start for the FSFC, as the Storm pretty much suck for a division 2A team. It is clear that the Storm have little offensive talent as they try to work the ball up the left half 10 times in a row with their FB. FSFC control the middle of the field from the onset of the game. #19 misfires on a left footer- the ball trickles out like pre-cum, Romo misfires from 18 just missing the upper 90 by 40 yards. Kblische, Pblische missfire and Jihad volleys the shit out of the air. Tom Wasson is in charge of subs today and his management of the "Cast of Thousands" cannot be questioned as he is our Moses today. All is going well defensively until Barnes whiffs on a ball and it goes past him to the Storm's forward. This dipshit dribbles down and buries a shot past Berryman into the side netting. The fucking retard celebrates like he scored a World Cup goal.
FSFC 0 Stormtroopers 1
Not a lot happens for the rest of the half, except a ton of terrible passes by the FSFC. Luckily the Storm have no offense except kick ball or this game could have gotten out of hand. The same dipshit that scored earlier gets stuffed on a breakaway by Berryman and the cunt almost starts crying. Fuck that guy. Also, Moses Tom must have forgotten that watches had been invented as he keeps saying there is 5 minutes left when it is actually 17.
Halftime FSFC 0 Stormpusses 1
2nd Half
FSFC come out really strong to start the second half. Working down the left side the FSFC control the game getting off several nice opportunities. Briana makes some nice runs playing Left half/Center Mid/ Forward not really sure where he was playing. The storm continue there bullshit kick ball offense that is getting no where. Pblische and #19 work a nice 1-2 and Pblische just misses drilling a goal. More of Moses working the "Cast of Thousands".
The Sturm play another long ball to the dipshit, the dipshit somehow manages to beat Tommy- leaving a 3 on 2 attack. Berryman gets screened on the shot and the FSFC are now down 2-0 with about 15 minutes to play.
FSFC 0 Drizzle 2
About 10 minutes left, Bodo and #19 come in the game to finish the disaster off. Then the fuckers for the Storm start running their fucking mouths- big mistake #8 you fucking douchebag. #8 starts talking about how it is 2-0, and that we suck and calls #19 a fat fuck- mistake #2 cuntboy- telling #19 you are going to take him down. #19 leaves the fuck 15 yards in his dust on a run- ball gets played to #19 at the top of the 18 where bitch boy #8 literally tackles #19. #19 gets the PK and Pblische buries the ball in the net.
FSFC 1 BitchBoy 2
The FSFC are on fire now, every loose ball the stars are on top of. The FSFC are putting tremendous pressure on the defense controlling every facet of the game. Darilek steals the ball from talentless skinny douche and the douche complains about no foul and declares he is going to take someone out. #19 has the ball and the douche tries foul #19 who that shit coming, gets whacked and still has the ball- fuck you douche here's your card.
Under 5 minutes left, and we are owning the drizzle. Kblische gets the ball at about the 25 and dribbles right- no one on their defense attacks- Kblische linesup and rips one that the keeper has no chance on. 2 to fucking 2. #8 ain't yapping anymore now is he?
FSFC 2 Shut the fuck up 2
Under 1 minute left and Tom makes the most pivotal sub of the game- in comes AWhite. 45 seconds left and Tom needs to make another sub bringing in briana. The ball is worked to a favorable position when the damn ref blows the whistle ending the game. 2 more minutes and we would win this game dammit.
End of Game FSFC 2 Storm 2
Goals: Pblische 1(1) Kblische 1(1)
GAllowed: Berryman 2(2)
Yellow Cards: 0 this is sad
Red Cards: 0 even worser sad
Goal of the Game: Kblische with his blast that the keeper had zero chance to save
Goat of the Game: Barnes for his whiff that led to the first goal. At least Jihad's whiff on the volley didn't end in a celebration of douchness.
Quote of the Game: Romo to the kid linesman " I can fit you in my ass crack" and "dude eat a burrito" when he saw the kid with his shirt off.
Churchill Post of the Game: none but I heard they hit 5 in the chick game later on
Foul of the Game: no good ones so Barnes wins for his KO last week.
Lineup
GK Berryman
FB Tommy
FB Barnes
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilect
CM Romo
CM Briana
HB FNJ
HB Berardo
F #19
F Jihad
Cast of Thousands
KBlische
PBlische
Bodo
Woodard
AWhite
Bergman
Lilly
No Shows
Kendall
MigJet
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