Figured we would start with a picture of the ref- I guess he was so busy with the zany antics of Arvid and Dennis and hitting on the hot redhead Simone that he forgot to bring his Red Card...
( if you missed that joke)
I also found this picture of Guy from when he graduated from Bobby School. If you notice, the horse looks scared he might try to ride him-In honour of Guy's temper tantrum- 35 balls to the face
Game Summary
1st Half
Starting out with an average age of 92, the FSFC come out passing the ball. Early on it is evident that the Gay Blades will be playing the long ball. The defensive strategy of forcing the Blades to play the ball down the sidelines leads to turnovers and many fuck ups. The kid that sucks gets away with being offsides and pushes the ball down to end line- and starts dribbling towards the goal. Darilek decides to shit can the little twat, allegedly tackling him from behind resulting in a PK. Martin buries the PK and 10 minutes in the Stars are down
Gerbil Boys 1 FSFC 0
After starting the game with zero subs, the superstars begin to arrive, PBlische subs in as does AWhite. Fadingstars begin to control the game, getting shots and actually passing the ball around the field. Couple of good scoring chances, couple of poor finishes. Pblishce gets his foot on a shot from about 25, the ball hits the goalie in the chest and bounces loose- #19 comes flying in to pop the ball into the back of the net-
FSFC 1 Great Britains Finest 1
The Blades continue to have no offense and play kick ball. FSFC gets a couple more scoring opps but the half comes to an end
HALFTIME 1-1
Per the rules the teams switch sides to start the second half- FSFC are now going slightly down hill with a slight breeze. The addition of Briana to the lineup helps the domination of the blades grow minute by minute. FSFC start peppering the goal, if the fucking FB's would stop shooting more goals would have come more quickly. As Martin kept saying on the pitch- "let those guys shoot that is why they play defense" Pblische does one of his dribbling things, loses the ball, #19 gets it, plays an easy ball to Briana, Briana dribbles to the 18 and deftly lays a pass to #19's foot, #19 does not have to think- does his Patented Sliding left footer and buries the ball in the back of the net.
FSFC 2 Bloated Blades 1
FSFC are just kicking the crap out of the Blades, hell MigJet is back on the pitch playing outside half. AWhite is all alone at the other HB position with no one guarding him. FSFC play quite a few balls to AWhite- he only screws up one trap- and gets off some crosses. The blades are doing nothing to slow down the Stars. MigJet gets his first shot in 17 years- finally a ball is played down the right side to Jihad who beats a guy, then crosses it, ball makes it to the top of the 18 where FNJ is all alone- FnJ floats a header that easily beats the keeper and finds the back of the net.
FSFC 3 Here comes the Bitching 1
Defeated the Blades begin to do what they do best, turn on the ref, get yellow cards, and get tossed. The little bitchy kid whacks Barnes and gets a yellow- while the ref is fixing to blow the whistle and card the twat, Fat Dan puts a high boot right into Lilly's stomach.
The ref misses the foul, Romo calls the kid a big fat hack- twat gets the yellow. A drop ball is called, Reza kicks it off of the blades player and the ref gives the throw in to the blades.
Guy gets the ball and decides to throw it at Romo who is sitting on the sideline, watching the game with his boots off and his "2 legit 2 quit" hat on. In his only good play of the day, Guy managed to hit Romo exactly on his hat sending it flying. The Romo Lama is a peaceful leader of the Buddists but now he is none to happy - then Fat Guy bounces the ball off of the Romo Lama's head again and that was enough and the RomoCop decides to show up. RomoCop continues to berate fat guy and then he is all over the ref demanding retribution. RomoCop does not hit fat guy b/c he needs his face and hands to be pretty for work.
The Blades are all worked up now, Martin tears off his shirt revealing a gleaming chest a 13 year old would be proud of., and leaves the field. #19 challenges the Ref to get out his Red Card, but alas he didn't bring one. Fat Guy only gets a yellow and does nothing the rest of the match.
FSFC give up a really soft goal to Laurie with about 2 minutes left- then run out the clock
Final
FSFC 3 Gay Bobbies 2
Goals
#19 2(4) FnJ 1(1)
Goals Allowed
Berryman 2(7)
Red Cards NONE
Yellow Cards NONE
Asshole of the Game: FAT GUY- what the fuck- throw the ball at a guy on the bench after your fat son should have been tossed from the game. you are truly are a fat, untalented piece of shit that makes the decision for England to be run by SandNiggers a good one.
Quote of the Game 1: Migjet- after fat Guy burns Jihad on the sideline- "looks like you lost one of your tattoos"
Quote of the Game 2: Romo- Calling Guy's kid a "Fat no Talented Hack" and causing Fat Guy to lose it. Truly awesome
Churchill Post of the Game: #19 actually put a shot on net with his right foot- this was a blast from about 20 that rung the crossbar, he still can't score with his right foot.
Foul of the Game: No real good ones and I can't reward a PK- so I will pick Lilly's bad basketball posting up on Lori
Lineup
GK Berryman
FB Bergman
FB Barnes
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilect
HB MigJet
HB Lilly
CM Romo
CM FnJ
F #19
F Jihad
Bench
Briana
AWhite
PBlische
No Shows
Wink
KBlische
Bodo
Woodard
Berardo
Tommy
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