Here is a list of players that sucked harder than #19 today:
Game Summary:
Going with the always impotent old man line up, youngest person being #19, the Stars get off to a tough start possesion wise. Darilek is playing like he didn't run 18 miles the day before and is hammering anyone in his area. The guru get a goal kick that is quickly countered by the stars, Russ takes a shot on a keeper that is hanging out at the 18 and puts the stars up 1-0 on their first real threat
FSFC 1 Guru 0
Fading Stars start to play better as the younger old players begin to show up. Darilek and now Barnes and even Bergman begin to hammer the players for Cucuy. Fading stars turn the ball over at midfield and get caught on a counter which ends in a goal berryman had no shot at
FSFC 1 Guru 1
Berryman hits a punt that #19 steals off of the sweepers foot leaving him attacking the keeper with a defender chasing on his left. Instead of passing the ball in with his right boot, #19 tries to bend one left footed past the keeper- almost goes in(Melvis joke). Stars continue to dominate, woodard plays a ball down the right side to an unmarked Pblische who dribbles it into the box, #19 draws the attention of the defenders and Pblische goes near post top shelf on the keeper
FSFC 2 Guru 1 Halftime
Pblische decides to dribble the entire Guru team to start the second half highlighted by his juking a guy so bad he injures himself and delays the game for 5 minutes(foreshadowing)
Fading Stars pretty much dominate the rest of this match. Barnes destroys a guy, Darilek makes a stupid turnover and then destroys the guy and cleanly wins the ball. Berryman plays well. Pblische misses a wide open shot, Kblische gets some good crosses off- basically things are good. Woodard gets a floated ball at the charging keeper- Woodard gets a head on the ball and gets destroyed but manages to send the ball at the net where the trailing sweeper clears it off of the line. No penalty called
More bad soccer- more hard tackles- this game is over-
Ball gets played in the air to woodard at the18 and he wins it over the sweeper and creates another collision- #19 cleans up the loose ball and takes a shot from the 15 and the keeper makes a fucking foot save- another fuck up
Ref says there is a minute to play- due to injury time- ball gets bounced around for 5 minutes with both sides getting chances. Finally, Guru play one up their right side- guy gets off a near post shot which berryman saves only to have the rebound bounce over his head and towards the goal. Berryman gets kicked as they tap in the goal
FSFC 2 Guru 2 End of Game
Goals
Woodard 1
Pblishce 1
Goals Allowed
Berryman 2
Goal of the Game: Woodard with his chip from 35 yards out
Foul of the Game: Barnes- Clean tackle that got so much ball he got up with it
Quote of the Game: I like penis- Bodo
Goat of the Game: Fuck You #19 wins this shit hands down- #19 says my fucking bad guys- we win this shit 4-1 if #19 doesn't suck so bad. married life sucks
Red Card of a Lifetime: Zidane- I love that guy
Fan of the Match: Speetey Berardo
Lineup
Gk: Berrybutter
FB: Bergman
FB: Barnes
Sweep: Tommy
Stop: Darilek
CM: Romo
CM: FnJ
HB: Lilly
HB: MigJet
F: #19
F: Woodard
Bench
Briana
Kblische
PBlische
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