Mess with the bull enjoy the horn you fuckers
Aaargh! I just got pirate slapped-
"I can't think of a better season opener.
Anyone who needs reminding that this is the team that beat us 6-1 a mere 2 weeks ago should stay home. We are going to beat these mother fuckers come hell or sex with Tom Wasson.
I expect everyone one of our "starters" to be on time for this match. We will shut that fucking Tanner Boyle looking cunt's mouth. " #19's drunk email notification of the game
Well done lads, well done.
Game Summary
1st Half
Spectacular start by the Fading Stars as very little happens in the first minute- then Darilek gets a hold of the ball makes a beautiful pass right to the other teams streaking forward- and he beats berryman top shelf- 3 minutes in and this looks just like the last game
FUBAR 1 FSFC 0
FSFC regroup and begin to play a bit better for the next 10 minutes- it becomes clear that the fubar halfbacks and fullbacks have zero skill and this is where we attack. Bodo gets free down the righside and rips a low far post shot that hits side netting
FSFC 1 FUBAR 1
FSFC take over from this point on- The middle of the becomes ours- moving Darileg to CM allowed for total control of the center of the field- Blondie gets a yellow card for dissent and moves back to sweeper. #19 and Bodo combine for a steal, the ball gets played over to PBlische who dribbles(imagine that ) and chips one over the keeper.
FSFC 2 FUBAR 1
Kblische misses a bunny, Bodo misses one at the buzzer
FSFC 2 FUBAR 1 Halftime
To start the second half russ asks if he should pass the ball to PBlische or not b/c he thinks PBlische will turn the ball over- I say nah pass it to him. Woodard passes the ball to Pblische who promptly loses it straight to the other team like Claudia would resulting in scoring chance for the FUGGLIES- The defense thwarts the attack and all is well
Berryman unleashes a bomb of a punt that leads #19 gets at the 18 with 1 defender and a goalie- #19 takes the ball off of the defenders hip and taps it past the keeper-
A fuck you battle breaks out between the keeper and the defender- the bench chimes in with some fuck you's and try to pull the guy out- more fuck you's. This game just became a classic
FSFC 3 FUBAR 1
Complete and total domination continues- Woodard hits a long cross from the right side that sails perfectly off of the corner of the post and in the back of the net
FSFC 4 fubar 1
The fun begins , PBlische hits a post- Greg Lilly floats one into the back of the net, gets called back b/c Jihad took out the keeper. #19 gets in the game and starts taunting the pirate- Aaaaaargh Aaaaaargh- he started it btw. Then FnJ gets into a fight, calls the guy a wetback- Blondie hasn't said a word the whole game as she has been completely dominated. FSFC work it into the box and eventually Pblische puts one in the back of the net. Ref blows the whistle in mercy.
FSFC 5 aaarrgh 1
The revenge is complete even with the trash talking- hope these faggots enjoyed their arse whipping
Goals: Bodo 1(1) Pblische 2(2), #19 1(1), Woodard 1(1),
Goals Allowed: Berryman 1(1)
Yellow Cards: none
Red Cards: FnJ- the guy did have a sweaty back so I am not sure how calling a guy a wetback is racist
Goal of the Game: Bodo- Bodo fucking hammered a far post goal to make it 1-1, the single life is very very good for bodo
Foul of the Game: Darilek hammers goldiecocks and the bitch never says another word
Quote of the Game: Fuck You, Fuck you, Fuck you ,Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you- what a great exchange after #19's goal between the goober, the goalie and the pirate
Goat of the Game: Darilek fyi- when you drop the ball, you should drop it to the person that called for it not the sweeper that is yelling no
Lineup
GK Berrybutter
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
Sweep Nate
Stop Darilek
CM Jihad
CM FnJ
HB Bodo
HB Lilly
F #19
F Woodard
Bench
Migjet
KBlische
PBlische
PMJMD
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