The T-Rex is the most legendary of all dinosaurs.
Like other tyrannosaurids, Tyrannosaurus was a bipedal carnivore with a massive skull balanced by a long, heavy tail. Relative to the large and powerful hindlimbs, Tyrannosaurus forelimbs were small and retained only two digits. Although other theropods rivaled or exceeded T. rex in size, it was the largest known tyrannosaurid and one of the largest known land predators, measuring over 12 metres (40 feet) in length and weighing as much as an elephant.
The Fading Stars are proud to have the only living T- Rex on their team and he plays Sweeper. Our T-Rex likes to fight when he is not kidnapping women that wear size 13 and hiding them in the well in his basement. The T-Rex is also known to make hats out of chicks asses and tuck his penis between his legs.
This week we were treated to a show as a teeny tiny species of dinosaur, the Mexasaurus decided to take on the mighty T-Rex. The Mexasaurus clearly had a case of little dinosauritis as he tried to steal the ball after the foul from the T-Rex. T-Rex was having none of it and he gave the Mexasaurus a nice shove- The Mexasaurus wouldn't back down despite his impending extinction. Both received yellow cards and the Mexasaurus almost got away with his face in tact even if his pride was demolished.
Luckily Barney Rubble was able to take out the Mexasaurus later in the game keeping the T-Rex from getting tossed.
Later in the game The T-Rex showed some good speed as he scored his first FSFC goal- Watching the T-Rex run fast with those teeny tiny ittle arms flailing is quite the sight to see and we are truly grateful to have witnessed this historic event.
Game Summary
1st Half
Freezing cold morning at 80 degrees and windy, The FSFC get off to a quick start. The return of the Dali Romo leads to some passing and the cool weather leads to more inspired play by the Stars. Bergman gets a throw in just past midfield on the right sideline and he heaves a long one to Rusty- not sure if Rusty knows that you can't be offsides on a throw in or not- but Rusty was wide open and took the ball straight at the keeper. Rusty hits a low skimmer that easily beats the keeper
FSFC 1 Oreoanos 0
FSFC continue to control the pitch and the game. Some not so bad passing and lots of pressure in the midfield disrupt pretty much everthing they are trying to do. The forwards force a pass back to the keeper, #19 puts enough pressure on the keeper at the top of the 18 that he doesn't get much on it and hits it right to Jihad. Jihad calmly brings the ball down, takes 2 dribbles and chips the keeper finding the back of the net.
FSFC 2 Allegras 0
Not much action for the rest of the half, the FSFC control the game getting and missing plenty of shots. The highlight of the game occurs when the little mexasaurus takes on the T-Rex one on one- The T-Rex easily steals the ball and is fouled from behind by a second player. The T-Rex falls on the ball and gets up to take the kick- The Mexasaurus decides to try and take the T-Rex's kill and gets shoved out of the way. The Mexasaurus starts talking some smack which the T-Rex is having none of . #19 joins in from the cheap seats- "Kick his ass Napolean" and "What choo talkin bout Willis" and finally "dude he shoots up with needles bigger than you" The T-Rex gets his yellow and play resumes.
Darilek comes off the field a minute later acting like he got shot- calf injury.
Speetey gets in some minutes at forward but he decides that forward is now played on the right half of our field.
FSFC 2 Arelannnos 0 HALFTIME
FSFC come out quickly and get plenty of shots- The Dali Romo decides that he is fully healed and begins shooting from the 25- one time it actually gets to the goalie. Couple of misses but nothing tragic. Barnes gets a yellow for taking out the Mexasaurus and #19 gets complimented by the ref for taking out the keeper.
Bodo gets off on a breakaway forgets to shoot, gets whiped out by the keeper and gets his thumb broken. See bad things happen if you don't shoot the ball.
The ref gets in on the fun as he asks if other than the ball Migjet has other things he can't control.
Final 5 minutes the T-Rex moves to CM and Berryman gets pounded with shots- Berryman makes 3 nice saves preserving the shut out.
Barnes yells at Tommy to get back and low and the ball comes right to him. Tommy sends a long one to midfield that clears the defender and leaves the T-Rex with a breakaway. The T-Rex shouts "O SHIT" (do your Buffalo Bill voice) as he pushes the ball too far away. The T-Rex chases down the ball just in time and beats the keeper to the far post.
Game Over
Fading Stars 3 Arellanos 0
Goals: Rusty 1(4) Jihad 1(1) T-Rex 1(1)
Allowed: Berrybutter 0(1)
Yellow Cards: T-Rex 1(1) Barnes 1(1)
Red Cards: Barnes -- it was close
Foul of the Game: Barnes with the wipe out of the shit talking Mexasaurus Rex: Barnes with the tackle from behind, then he gets shown the yellow and told to leave the pitch. The ref offers him a red card if he won't leave- The ref felt sorry for Barnes b/c he still can't sell his home so he saved him $15
Goal of the Game: Jihad
Quote of the Game: #19 "Kick his ass Napoleon"
Goat of the Game: Bodo- When you bring a girl to a soccer game, you don't ruin it by making her drive your ass to the ER and waste her day- We all went out and got drunk b/c we shot the ball and didn't get taken out by the keeper. Hugs and kisses see you in a few weeks
Injuries: Bodo with the dislocated thumb out 4-6 weeks
Darilek with the torn Calf muscle out 4-6 weeks
Lineup:
GK Berryman
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
ST Darilect
SW Briana
CM Dali Romo
CM Jihad
HB Berardo
HB Bodo
F #19
F Rusty
Bench
Migjet
FnJ
T-Rex
AWhite
Jacobs
Missing But Not Missed
KBlische
PBlische
Nate
Kendall
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