Fall 2006 Game 6 FSFC 6 Global Stars 1

Game Summary

1st Half

Much better job this week as we had a full squad for kickoff- FS get off to a quick start pretty much controlling the tempo of the game early on. Ball is being trapped and we were actually using the outside halves. PBlische gets the ball about 20 yards out and hits a shot that easily beats the keeper.

Fadings Stars 1 Global stars 0

Pace picks up for the fading stars- Rusty is playing like a caged animal- Rusty runs into the keeper and gets a yellow card. Rusty chases the ball around and Rusty is busy showing off for his pussy doctor friend. Rusty gets a ball down the right half, makes a move and gets the ball down to 6 yard box. Rusty rips a cross that squeaks past the keeper- and deflects off of #19's breasts and into the goal.

FS 2 Global Stars 0

Briana is finally allowed into the game as a fullback. PBlische goes up for a header and gets wiped out by Glass Joe. Glass Joe then picks up the balls and throws it at Briana's head- Briana gets red carded for not kickin that guys ass. T-Rex gets tackled from behind and the Global Stars get their 2nd player tossed for dirty play.
FnJ gets in the game before half and makes two slide tackles at the goalline

2nd Half

Quick start for the Fading Stars- Speetey plays a ball down the left sideline to #19, ball gets cleared by the sweeper. #19 quickly picks up the ball and throws it in to Rusty who is wide open inside of the box. Rusty makes a move turns and shoots

FSFC 3 GS 0

The ass raping continues as the maniac rusty is on a tear. Rusty gets his second goal of the game and is quickly subbed out

FSFC 4 it's over 0

The ass raping gets worse as AWhite is allowed to play. #19 gets the ball at midfield and sets up a Perfect Duck Formation as Trex is on the right and Pblische on the left. # 19 waits for the sweeper to step up and plays a ball to a streaking Pblische- Pblische one touches a chip over the goalie.

FSFC 5 mighty ducks 0

T-Rex decides to get in on the ass kicking- he dribbles around with his little baby arms flapping, rips a low hard shot that the keeper has no chance at

FSFC 6 global suck 0

Tommy decides that he is going to give a lesson on trapping- wiffs the trap guy shoots from midfield easily beating lilly who was busy playing in the dirt b/c there was not much to do.

FSFC 6 our bitches 1

That is the finale

FSFC 6 Global Stars 1

FSFC move to 4-1-1 13 pts



Goals: Rusty 2(6) PBlische 2(4) #19 1(2) T-Rex 1(2)
Allowed: Lilly 1(5)

Yellow Cards: Pblische 1(1), Woodard 1(1)
Red Cards: Briana 1(1)

Goal of the Game: "The Teet"Rusty takes a ball down the right side and down to the 6 where he blisters a cross- ball gets deflected tipped by the keeper but he is unable to keep #19 from using his beautiful right breast to masse the ball with the ultra sensitive nipples into the net-

Foul of the Game: Briana- Briana abslolutely kicks a guy so hard that he throws the ball at his head- and gets briana the gate. Allegedly

Goat of the Game: Kendall- Kendall breaks down the left side at the 18, puts a move on the defender, lines up a shot with his right boot and promptly blasts a shot that heads toward midfield and goes out of bounds. Masterful

Churchill Post of the Game: Kendall comes through with blast off of the right goal post.

MVP of the Game: Not often is this award give, but today it is special- Briana is your MVP- Here is his stat line:
2 minutes played
1 Turnover
1 Mythical foul
1 ball bounced off his head
1 maniacle laugh
1 red card
Game of the Year Briana


Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Bergman
FB Berardo
SW KBlische
ST Jacobs
HB Jihad
HB Kendall
CM Romo
CM Pblische
F #19
F Woodard

Bench
Ash Wednesday
T-Rex
Briana
FnJ
Tommy
AWhite

Missing not really missed
Berrybutter
Barnes
Darilek
Nate
Bodo
MigJet