"Mutiny on the Bounty"
The Fading Stars are on a mission from the Queen to win the Championship- The Fading Stars are a small crew of enlisted men led by Capt MigJet Bligh. The mission was off to a good start with the victory last week, and the crew was playing well and the attendance was great. Then some of the crew decide that they have their own mission- One particualr fellow is the leader of the movement and his name is Fletcher Christian Darileck. Fletcher Darilek decided to bail on the mission and rebel against his shipmates and Migjet Bligh sending them adrift on lifeboat and short handed for their mission.
In 1789, when the real Fletcher Christian abandoned ship he did it for some sweet island girls with nice breasts, why did Fletcher Darilek decide to pull a mutiny? So that he could go shoot someone's pet - Look at this little guy that big bad ATF Darilek shot- Rumor has it that it took him two shots to put down this mighty beast. Please feel safe that this mutinous fool is protecting our state from the invading baby deer population.
We now know that killing puppies, kitty cats and all of God's innocent children are more important to Fletcher Darileck than his soccer mates.
Capt Migjet Bligh and the Fading Stars set adrift in the ocean, deserted and left to die so that you could kill a pet deer. Here is to Fletcher Darileck getting food poisoning from his baby deer jerky. Hopefully, the next time we have a game he won't decide he needs to go fishing at the local PETSMART for one of those killer goldfish.
GAME SUMMARY
We gots screwed.
2 bullshit PK's
2 subs
2 chronically injured players
1 baby deer killer
1st half
Game is pretty much even- #19 chips the keeper and misses wide, Pblische misses one high, Russ misses, Pblische rings the post-
They get one break as Briana doesn't clear a ball and is shielding it so Lilly could get it, their player tips the ball out of bounds and Lilly slides and takes him down- No scoring threat but the ref gives them a PK
FSFC 0 dickhead ref 1
2nd Half
The game is still pretty much even with both sides getting chances but unable to score- Briana fouls a guy to set up a free kick- they play the ball up in the air towards the 18 Briana fouls the guy again at the 18 and while no one has the ball and the ref decides to give another PK- this time he gives the PK at the 10 giving Lilly zero shot at making the save.FSFC 0 Referee 2
FSFC continue to attack and can never put one in the net and the Fubar have zero real goal chances-
FINAL FSFC 0 Referee 2
They scored 2 bullshit PK's
Goals- NONE
Allowed- Lilly 2(6)
Yellow Card: Briana 1(1)
Churchill Post of the Game: Pblische- rings one on a free kick that easily beat the keeper
Goat of the Game: Briana- involved in both PK's- Let's hope that Fletcher Christian Darilect doesn't decide to shoot you
Gout Player of the Game: FnJ's Curry Powder- He may smell like a Haji mart but he can finally waddle again
Goal of the Game- 4th Fucking time we have been shutout in our last 12 matches
Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Bergman
FB Berardo
SW Jacobs
ST Briana
HB FnJ
HB Jihad
CM PBlische
CM Romo
F #19
F Rusty
Bench
MigJet
Awhite
Tommy
Fletcher Darilek's Crew
Bodo
Hunter
Barnes
Fletcher Darilek
Berrybutter
Missing With Cause
KBlische
Kneal
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