Summer 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 14

As the winner of the look alike contest, Mr. and Mrs Greg Lilly shall receive a lapdance from this gentleman
Bet this is the last place Pat's bride wants their engagement photo. Btw the guy above also does bachelorette parties


Proof that Bo Jackson is the greatest football player ever(TECMO BOWL)

The always hilarious Farting Preacher

Rockstar Supernova Fans- Storm gets nekid as does Brooke Burke

Dave Chapelle on Sesame Street

My Hero

Top 10 Women Drivers

Last Comic Standing- this guy is actually funny

Zidane Simulator

I promised Darilek I would repost this- Go Ohio State!



and finally porn time

If you click on this, then I win, you sick pervert

Summer 2006 Game 11 FSFC 2 vs Anteaters2 0

Specht Rd. NEYSO Field No. 17 July 23rd

9:00 a.m. Anteaters 2 vs Fading Stars









FADING STARS 2 Anteaters2 0

Not a whole lot to report except it was hot and several people lied about their showing up to the game so here are a few stats

Fading Stars win makes them 8-0-3 for the summer season

Fading Stars 36 Goals For 14 Goals Allowed

Fading Stars 13 game unbeaten streak and are 16-3-3 in 2006

Fading Stars have a 4 game cardless streak and only 5 for the summer- you fucking pussies


Highlights of the Game: Woodard getting his ass knocked to the ground by a girl- then said girl talking smack bout how he outweighs her by 100lbs.

Goal of the Game: Pblische dribbles for about a minute and crosses the ball to the 6 where #19 finishes and creating a tie atop the race for the Golden Zapato

Blown Breakaway of the Game: Tie: 1. Pblische going 1 on 1 with the keeper, trying to chip and having the ball tipped over the top for a goal kicke 2. Pblische going 1v1 with the keeper bounces it off the keeper then knees the ball over top

Quote of the Game: Kblische giving his brother shit- "Yeah well at least I didn't knee the ball over the goal on a breakaway" then Kblische buries his breakaway

Foul of the Game: were there any fouls at all?


Goals: #19 1(9), Kblische 1(2)
Allowed: Lilly 0(0)


Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Barnes
FB Tommy
SW Briana
ST Darilek
HB Migjet
HB Woodard
CM Romo
CM Kneels
F #19

Bench
KBlische
PBlische

Fading Star Look Alike Contest 3

Captain Ron
Aggasi
Clint Howard
Edward Norton
Big Poppa Pump


Mario Lopez

Summer 2006 Game 10 July 16th FSFC 3 Corporation 2

This week select members of the Fading Stars were honored to be invited to San Antonio's brand new attraction the SouthFork Mansion. Margaret and Philip Jacobs, proud owners of the SouthFork Mansion, located in Bently Manor were proud hosts of the Fading Stars FC. The Jacobs welcomed the smelly guys from the futbol squad by opening their doors and making them move all of their furniture. A sparkling new home was graced by the class of the Stars higlighted by FnJ eating food off of the floor, Migjet peeing in every toilet and Tom Wasson searching for every flaw in the home. The true star of the home is the wine cellar. The Jacobs were proudly displaying their bottles of Shiner Bock and Rolling Rock- which really classed up the joint. The two seperate staircases produces a confusing home but I guess that happens when you have 7500 square feet. Another highlight was the secret loft that has the making of very kinky S&M chamber- very exciting stuff but being an MD, Jacobs needs to be careful and not go to work with whip marks. Thanks again to the Jacobs for your hospitality and with plenty of lysol you can get rid of the smells from the FSFC Field Trip to SouthFork.


GAME SUMMARY

FUCK IT WAS HOT
3-2 FADING STARS WIN

FSFC almost blow a 2-0 lead
Kblische choked on 2 breakaways
Woodard choked on 1 breakaway
FnJ the 5th String Goalie gets the win
#19 Steals a goal from Jihad
#19 scores a beauty set up deftly by Romo
Pblische dribbles the field to score the game winner
no cards
no good tackles
no good quotes


FUCK IT WAS HOT


Goals: #19 2(8) Pblische 1(9)
Allowed: FnJ 2(2)

Lineup:
GK FnJ
FB Tommy
FB Jacobs
ST Darilect
SW Kendall
HB Jihad
HB Bodo
CM Romo
CM Migjet
F #19
F Woodard

Bench:
Kblische
Briana
Pblische
Andy?

Summer 2006 Game 9 July 9th FSFC 2 vs Cucuy 2

Here is a list of players that sucked harder than #19 today:















Game Summary:
Going with the always impotent old man line up, youngest person being #19, the Stars get off to a tough start possesion wise. Darilek is playing like he didn't run 18 miles the day before and is hammering anyone in his area. The guru get a goal kick that is quickly countered by the stars, Russ takes a shot on a keeper that is hanging out at the 18 and puts the stars up 1-0 on their first real threat

FSFC 1 Guru 0

Fading Stars start to play better as the younger old players begin to show up. Darilek and now Barnes and even Bergman begin to hammer the players for Cucuy. Fading stars turn the ball over at midfield and get caught on a counter which ends in a goal berryman had no shot at

FSFC 1 Guru 1

Berryman hits a punt that #19 steals off of the sweepers foot leaving him attacking the keeper with a defender chasing on his left. Instead of passing the ball in with his right boot, #19 tries to bend one left footed past the keeper- almost goes in(Melvis joke). Stars continue to dominate, woodard plays a ball down the right side to an unmarked Pblische who dribbles it into the box, #19 draws the attention of the defenders and Pblische goes near post top shelf on the keeper

FSFC 2 Guru 1 Halftime

Pblische decides to dribble the entire Guru team to start the second half highlighted by his juking a guy so bad he injures himself and delays the game for 5 minutes(foreshadowing)

Fading Stars pretty much dominate the rest of this match. Barnes destroys a guy, Darilek makes a stupid turnover and then destroys the guy and cleanly wins the ball. Berryman plays well. Pblische misses a wide open shot, Kblische gets some good crosses off- basically things are good. Woodard gets a floated ball at the charging keeper- Woodard gets a head on the ball and gets destroyed but manages to send the ball at the net where the trailing sweeper clears it off of the line. No penalty called
More bad soccer- more hard tackles- this game is over-
Ball gets played in the air to woodard at the18 and he wins it over the sweeper and creates another collision- #19 cleans up the loose ball and takes a shot from the 15 and the keeper makes a fucking foot save- another fuck up

Ref says there is a minute to play- due to injury time- ball gets bounced around for 5 minutes with both sides getting chances. Finally, Guru play one up their right side- guy gets off a near post shot which berryman saves only to have the rebound bounce over his head and towards the goal. Berryman gets kicked as they tap in the goal

FSFC 2 Guru 2 End of Game

Goals
Woodard 1
Pblishce 1
Goals Allowed
Berryman 2

Goal of the Game: Woodard with his chip from 35 yards out
Foul of the Game: Barnes- Clean tackle that got so much ball he got up with it
Quote of the Game: I like penis- Bodo
Goat of the Game: Fuck You #19 wins this shit hands down- #19 says my fucking bad guys- we win this shit 4-1 if #19 doesn't suck so bad. married life sucks
Red Card of a Lifetime: Zidane- I love that guy
Fan of the Match: Speetey Berardo


Lineup

Gk: Berrybutter
FB: Bergman
FB: Barnes
Sweep: Tommy
Stop: Darilek
CM: Romo
CM: FnJ
HB: Lilly
HB: MigJet
F: #19
F: Woodard

Bench
Briana
Kblische
PBlische

Summer 2006 Weekly Links and Pics 12

II am thinking of getting a new tatoo- let me know what u think
This is classic: Ronaldo and Rooney used to be best friends been posted before but it is much more better now

My new favorite website- IhateRonaldocakes.com

Requested: Maddox rips on kids art

Maddox rips on kids part 2

Make your own Brazil name: we need to make new jerseys

Golfing with Berardo

Bitches of the World Cup

Top secret footage of the Italians practicing

Who said it? Anne Coulter or Hitler

Maradona video

Madonna video

and Finally my Not Safe for Work finally, only Berryman should click on this