Spring 2007 Game 9 FSFC 4 Forsaken 1

No story just wanted to post a booby with a Forsaken tattoo.

Game Summary

With a severely hung over Jacobs starting at sweeper, the game gets off to a crappy start. Running in slow motion, Jacobs is unable to control the tempo. The Forsaken forwards get loose on the FB's and put pressure on the D. Fouling becomes the game plan as Speetey gives up two fouls just outside of the 18 and Bergman whacks a guy from behind by the end line. No harm as they waste the free kicks. Barnes comes in the game and gets off to a quick start, turning the ball over on his first touch leading to a break away- Luckily for Barnes, Jacobs is too hungover to chase him down and his shot finds the back of the net.

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The poor play continues only this time Barnes decides he has had enough. Sometimes in life, one play can change the course of events, this time the forward uses his speed move to beat a defender and Barnes starts coming. Starting his slide tackle Barnes absolutely misses the ball, but catches all ankle sending the forward flying and grasping his ankle. Barnes breaks the yellow card drought and the game takes a 180.

The offense begins to pick up the pressure, #19 steals the ball in the box and gets whacked from behind earning a kick just outside of the box. No goal on the free kick but the ball ends up eventually as a throw in on the right half. Berardo throw it into the box to #19 who chips a pass to Jihad at the six who one times it into the net.

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The attacking continues and the momentum is all the Fading's to lose- The ball gets worked down the left half and Pblische plays a beauty of a ball to a wide open Joe Lopez- one on one with the keeper he tries to one time it and flubs the shot. Minutes later, PLopez is subbed in for Joe by the always strategering FnJ. Woodard puts pressure on the sweeper who kicks Rusty in the stomach and the ball pops lose to PLopez- with a quick turn the ball is buried into the side netting giving the Stars the lead just before the half.

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2nd Half

The second half begins the same as the first with Barnes giving up a breakaway- Lesson learned Barnes fouls the forward only this time Barnes goes flying and hits the ground with a large thud- that only can be described as two fat people fucking on a waterbed. They piss away another free kick and the rout is on.

Constant pressure on the forsaken defense causes their sweeper to be subbed out with an injury b/c he was tired. Ball gets played down the left half to Bodo- Bodo stops the ball, beats a defender then his pass splits two defenders and finds #19 at the top left half of the 18. #19 beats a player then with a brilliant left footed strike sends a wicked knuckler at the keeper- The ball dips up, then down then up and just over the keepers hand and under the cross bar. Bodo goes wild with celebration as the Goal of the Year is scored.

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Having completely broken the will of the forsakens, the rest of the game is just an arse whipping. Darilect gets a wide open header and finds nothing but the post- Pblische gets off a blast that just misses leading to Kblische worrying about is goal lead. Then Kblische does the unthinkable and gives a ball to Pblische in scoring distance- Pblische sends a cross to the six where Kendall just misses whacking the keeper and drills a diving header. Fin

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Goals: Jihad 1(2) PLopez 1(1) #19 1(3) Kendall 1(6)
Allowed: Berryman 1(8)

Yellow Cards: Barnes 1(3) Virtual Lock on to defend his Hacker of the Year Award

Churchill Post of the Game: Darileck- wide open header that he puts off of the iron. See what happens when you don't eat your frosted flakes?

Foul of the Game: Barnes- Teaching his son and daughter how to slide tackle, Barnes followed his rule of either the man or the ball can get past, but not both. Big slide tackle that got all meat. Could have had our first Red

Pussy of the Week: AWhite- The rodeo ended two weeks ago yet he still is suffuring from a cyst on his ovary

Chase for the Golden Boot: Kendall is back in the race down by a mere 2. Odds are good that Kblische can hold off Pblische as he is now refusing to pass him the ball- However the darkhorse Kendall is making a run

Quote of the Game: Kblische after Pblische almost scores "Hey if I have to play defense he isn't allowed to score"

Goat of the Game: Sorry Barnes but Jacobs couldn't save you from this one- give up a goal get the goat- Please don't fuck the goat this time. signed PETA

Goal of the Game: due to popular demand, #19's Goal has skipped the weekly award and gone straight to Goal of The Year thus allowing Kendall and his diving header in garbage time to take the meager Goal of the Game award.

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Bergman
FB Tommy
SW Jacobs
ST Darilect
CM Briana
CM RomoCock
HB Speetey
HB Kendall
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
PBlische
Kblische
Lilly
Woodard
Barnes
PLopez
Bodo
FNJ