Those are my beautiful feet this morning- I guess the rest of you have similar issues- as Woodards knee swelled up like Berryman's Penis when watching sci-fi porn. Jacobs left the field with an injury and so did Kendall- These was easily the biggest hack fest we have seen in a while. At least Pblische scuffed up the little shit head and then FnJ ko'd his arse and made him bleed.Game Summary
The first half gets off to an interesting start as 18 people show up for the game and FnJ can't make the lineup. The Fading Stars get off to a decent start and within 5 minutes the Mercs begin hacking. Rusty gets whacked on a header in the box and becomes angry rusty. Angry Rusty declares he is going to get a yellow and actually fouls a guy, but no card. The subs begin and the hacking continues. #19 gets whacked from behind, Nate gets run over at the top of the 18- Every header, they decide to run through the player instead of playing the ball cleanly. The crappy ref missed about 15 fouls-
Finally the Fading stars break through and Briana hits a shot that is possibly going in, Nate deflects the ball into the net for a goal but is called offsides- Very close call and probably a bad one. Later #19 buries a left footer but is whistled for offsides, once again a close call and with the crew probably a bad one. Kendall breaks through with a run, dribbling and being whacked beating 3 players and then choofs the shot wide.
In a physical first half, the fading stars out shoot these guys about 10-1
Halftime FSFC 0 Hackers 0
Second half the FSFC get off to a dominate start and are controlling just about every aspect, and start to play physical as well. Nate puts his elbow in a guys ribs when he jumps into him on a header,
PBlische on a 50 50 ball his cleat comes off the ball and gets the little shit. The starts rolling around on the ground and when he gets up he rips off his sock to show off the cleat mark- Pblische "big fucking deal, look at this and shows the kid 3 cleat marks on his shin" Kid continues to try to fight but order is restored.
Darilect takes a guy out from behind, #19 levels the sweeper when he tries to run through him. The ref calls no fouls.
The Hackers get lose and head down the field and the complainer makes a pass and they score on a shot that hits the crossbar and barely goes in- Pandemonium breaks lose and the little shit starts screaming like they just won the world cup.
FSFC 0 Hackers 1
Kblische decides he is done sweeping and moves to midfield. Off the kickoff KBlische gets the ball and dribbles past 2 defenders gets to the 18 and rips a shot the keeper gets a pinkie on and is unable to save. #19 asks the crybaby why he isn't screaming and celebrating any more.
FSFC 1 Mavericks 1
The final 20 minutes finish with more fouls- Jacobs gets his foot stepped on by the big guy who then throws him to the ground- no foul called. Kblische gets through on a breakaway and after beating the sweeper badly, the sweeper grabs Kblische from behind and literally tackles him in the box. The ref does nothing and everyone knows it is a PK- The ref was a piece of shit who lost total control of the game. He let them play with 12 players and luckily the linesman caught it.
FSFC 1 hackers 1 Final
Then we took a team picture. It was fun.
Goals- Kblische 1(2)
Allowed Berryman 1(1)
Cards- None- I don't think the guy even had cards with him
Goat of the Game- Kblische: Falling down in the box on a breakaway trying to draw a PK instead of taking a shot. C'mon superstar
Foul of the Game- FnJ: while it wasn't ruled a foul, it was worth the price of admission. FnJ beats the little tittie baby to the ball and shields the ball. The teet launches himself into FnJ's back trying to foul him and lordy lordy he caughts hisself an elbow in the face. Kid gets up and starts to bleed. On the sideline he starts kicking water bottles at our bench and he was lucky to walk off the field alive.
Quote of the Game- FnJ's Apology: Romo coerces FnJ to apologize to the teety baby. "I'm sorry you jumped into my elbow- Fuck You"
Goal of the Game- Kblische: Moments after giving up a soft goal as sweeper, Kblische dribbles the field and cracks a shot easily beating the keeper.
Pussy of the Week: Bodo- only one who didn't show up
Lineup
GK Princess Buttercup
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Kblische
ST Darilek
LH Kendall
RH Jihad
CM Romo
CM Briana
F #19
F Rusty
Bench
FnJ
PLopez
Speetey
Jacobs
Nater
AWhite
Pblische
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