Fall 2007 Season Preview " #19's Interview with iGod

#19: Hey dude whats up?
God: You've got my full attention. The stars. Dude,.

#19: Funny we are the Fading Stars. What is your name?
God: My name is God.

#19: Do you have a last name?
God: Are you serious? Is this really the last one?

#19: You don't have to get all uppity. Just wanted to say Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name?

#19: The #19
God: Who told you that?

#19: Jesus
God: Jesus is the Son of God.

#19: Yes he is
God: Give me a break. Who said he is.

#19: You did
God: I did not.

#19: Then the Bible told me so
God: New Testament or Old?

#19: New
God: Can you tell me any gossip?

#19: Heard Allen White hooked up with a fat girl
God: David said he walk in for an appointment the phone to the doctor is always busy.

#19: Yeah I heard he caught an STD
God: Er. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.

#19: Can he be cured of his STD
God: Perhaps he can do that. How difficult is it?

#19: I have heard there are pills
God: Who told you there are pills ?

#19: Dr. Jacobs
God: I am sure Allen will be interested to hear that.

#19: Back to soccer, Will the Fading Stars win the Division this fall?
God: Does it really matter.

#19: Yes, but only to true believers not like the athiest Romo
God: You seem very concerned about it. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

#19: Will Russ Woodard learn to stay onsides?
God: Does it really matter.

#19: yes
God: You seem very concerned about it.

#19: Well we lose a lot of goals b/c he is always offsides, so will Rusty learn to stay onsides or not?
God: Probably not.

#19: Great, will Bodo ever trap a ball and not let it run past him?
God: Probably not.

#19: Will Pblische ever pass the ball?
God: Does it really matter.

#19: Yeah it would help
God: Tell me more about it.

#19: well sometimes he dribbles and dribbles and never shares the ball, and then gets it stolen.
God: Interesting. I get it. Jesus dribbles and dribbles and never shares the ball.

#19: yeah he does think he is Jesus on the pitch
God: Next question? I get it. Pblische does think he is Jesus.

#19: Will Ken give up less goals this fall?
God: I can't say for sure right now.

#19: Is it Ok to have a fat fullback?
God: I don't think it is very healthy.

#19: What about Old Fullbacks?
God: Does it have anything to do with New?

#19: So you are saying we need New fullbacks- gotcha
God: Blimey. By "we" do you mean you and me?

#19: I guess you can join the team and play fullback
God: No I don't think I can do it.

#19: cmon I will trade you Migjet's Soul and a six pack of beer
God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

#19: Ok, I will toss in Wasson and Barnes- Deal?
God: Congratulations. Great.

#19: Sweet we start on August 12th, back to soccer.
Will Myke Kendall get red carded?
God: I think so.

#19: Will #19 win the Golden Boot this fall
God: It could happen.

Me: That is what I thought, thanks for your time God.
God: Oh don't mention it.

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