A mercenary is a person who takes part in an armed conflict who is not a national of a Party to the conflict and "is motivated to take part in the hostilities essentially by the desire for private gain and, in fact, is promised, by or on behalf of a Party to the conflict, material compensation substantially in excess of that promised or paid to combatants of similar ranks and functions in the armed forces of that Party".
What a fag name for a soccer team
Game Summary
Mercenaries are a good team- not sure how we moved down 2 divisions but are playing better teams. Guess the name doesn't matter.
1st half gets off to a rough start as the passing and communication are very poor. Some ball hogging and crappy shots don't help. Giving up 6 straight corners and 3 throw ins down low was pathetic. Not one person called for the ball or even talked. Amazingly they only got 1 shot off in 9 opportunities was outstanding.
First half was fairly even and the bench depth helped to wear them out. With about a minute left in the half, the FSFC are possesing the ball very nicely in their half. ball gets passed back to BerryBodo with no one within 15 yards- He has a wideopen Kblische and Romo and passes a scorcher in the air that Romo gets a touch on, the Mercs steal and make one pass for a breakaway. Kendall tries to get back but the guy gets off a good shot beating Ken
FSFC 0 Mercs 1 HALFTIME
The FSFC come out determined to match the speed that the Mercs had at the Forward spot. Bergman does a great job of just pestering the fuck out of the forwards and wearing them down. The defense controls the long balls and the momentum begins to swing.
FSFC win a throw in at about the 18- #19 makes a dummy running dragging the sweeper with him- FnJ makes the throw in to Kblische who traps turns and blisters a cross. Bobby Ewing gets to just before the touch line and pops it Bergman style to the six. The real Bodo fends off a defender and the goalie, turns and rips it into the net then has the look of a crazy person after the goal.
FSFC 1 Mercs 1
I guess the Mercs decide that they might actually lose and begin to push up their sweeper- It is too late as the forwards are worn out and the superior depth of the FSFC bench take its toll.
Pblische dribbles down the right side and has one man to beat, red headed kid from KIDCO makes the sliding tackle, Pblische gets the ball off of his ass, dribbles around like a mad man and crosses to Bobby at the top of the 18. Bobby hits a shot that the keeper saves but the rebound caroms to Romo who deftly hammers the rebound inside near post.
FSFC 2 Mercs 1
The game is all but over and everyone knows it- the FSFC eventually run out the clock giving up no real opportunities
Final Score FSFC 2 Mercs 1
Goals: Bodo 1(1) Romo 1(1)
Allowed : Ken 1(10)
Cards: None- will somebody get a fucking card? Jacobs?
Defensive MVP: Kendall- when a team gets 1 real shot and their 2 best players are forwards, the Sweeper wins
Offensive MVP: Bobby- his trap and pull back of the cross and taking on the fat guy epic
Goal of the Game: Bodo- Shielding off the goalie and FB turning and firing from the 6 whilst pulling a groin gets you the glory of love.
Goat of the Game: Sorry Berrybodo- your crappy pass that got stolen and led to a breakaway with 1 minute left in the half is the winner.
Asshole of the Game: Big Fat guy and the gum throwing cunt boy
Churchill Post of the Game: Will someone hit the damn post?
Lineup
GK Ken
FB BerryBodo
FB Bergman
ST Darilek
SW Kendall
CM Romo
CM Kneals
HB Jihad
HB Berardo
F #19
F Pblische
Bench
Kblische
Bobby Ewing
FnJ
AWhite
MigJet
Tommy
Bodo
Rusty
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