Christy Ronaldo Dida
Game Summary
Multiple Yellow Cards, a Red Card, flops, deceptive slaps and a player running off with the game ball all lead to a Fading Stars FC instant classic and all time game.
In their infinite wisdom, the FSFC play their 2nd friendly during a 10 game season, despite the fact that their are 11 teams in the division. This time the FSFC get to play a team 2 divisions higher, have a coach and practice. Fortunately, for the FSFC there isn't a coach in the world that can keep Mexicans from dribbling Pblische style.
The game begins with some controversy as the Referee has one linesman that is 12 and that is it- he yells at us to leave him alone, and the kid will comply by not raising his flag the entire game. Also, the forward from Cialis tells his girlfriend to take off her shirt and give it to the goalie that is wearing a white t-shirt.
It becomes early that the star of the game is Christy Ronaldo Dida- the suave bastard child of a torrid anal love affair between Christian Ronaldo and Dida- his birth eventually coming b/c Ronaldo could only hold a terd in for so long b/c his asshole has been loosened by the gay cock. Fortuantely the kid now plays division 2 soccer b/c the couldn't make it in Menudo b/c they actually have to play with each other as well as dance like faggots on straight night at the Bonham.
Going into a stiff wind, the FSFC decide to let Christy dribble and dribble and dribble ultimately she would pass the ball and to midfield were nothing would happen.
Early on it is apparent that if you give the Cialis players time, they could dribble- if you bodied up and ran through the ball they were worthless. This strategy would pay off later.
Cialis wins a corner kick and clearly runs a play that they practice- The corner goes to the front of the 6 were an unmarked player heads it near post, beating BerryBodo who as of Monday still hasn't jumped to clear the ball.
We go to halftime
FSFC 0 Selenas 1
Just like when Yolanda Saldivar changed the course of musical history, it was only a matter of time before the FSFC jump back on the wagon.
Playing with a big wind, the FSFC come out pressing- The game becomes dominated by the FSFC defense and midfield and the dribbling by the Selenas becomes a detriment.
Only problem with the game is that the ref decides that everyone needs a yellow card-
Finally about 15 minutes in #19 receives a pass at the 12, drops it back to Kblisce at the 18, Kblische and his svelte figure dances around the defender and blasts a screamer that never leaves the ground(PK lesson learned) and easily beats the keeper
FSFC 1 Selena's Dead 1
No more goals are scored and the game ends 1-1, Here is where the game becomes an all time classic
With 12 minutes left, #19 is fixing to sub out for a quick rest and then finish the final 7 or so- #19 is chasing down a bad pass by the Cialis defender and has the pleasure of once again pressuring Christy Ro Dida- #19 has no chance of stealing the ball and instead of fouling, slides on his knees to avoid contact. Christy Ro Dida continues at full speed for 2 steps then starts hopping like he was shot and eventually falls to his death 8 yards away. Christy Ron Dida rolls around like she had been fucked by Jihads WMD- The ref actually buys this cavernous assholes routine-
Sadly, #19 receives a 2nd Yellow and gasp a Red Card
#19 displays his profound vocabulary, clearly showing why he scored 800 on the SAT(math score included)- in front of the 10 year old girls soccer team waiting to play.
Fast forward 5 minutes
Christy Ronaldo Dida decides that she is going to save the day and actually cross midfield and try her dribbling bullshit against the defense- Kendall and the rest of the boys are visibly aroused at the opportunity to hammer this bitch like big haired patron whores at a concert at Sneakers
What Christy didn't know is that 1. AWhite played in the Mexican league 2. AWhite speak a da spanish 3. AWhite had no intention of chasing after her
Christy attacks AWhite who gently nudges her to the ground where she begins to roll around like the Preacher daughter whore in her red boots that Daddy hates in Footloose. Only this time Kevin Bacon wasn't there to dance with her.
While rolling on the ground, Christy says in spanish "You are gone too!"
Awhite positions himself between the ref and Christy, with his left hand, AWhite gently pats Christy Ronaldo Dida on the back asking "Are You OK?" whilst his ride hand is deftly slapping her in the face.
The ref awards AWhite with only yellow card, and Christy becomes outraged. Christy grabs the ball and starts running off the field- She keeps going and runs all the way to Carlo's double wide- disapearing for 5 minutes- When she returns, she is greeted by Jacobs on the sideline who is taunting her by imitating a crying baby.
Christy steals the game ball, runs off the field, delays the game 5 minutes and what does the ref do? He gives him a yellow card and lets him take a free kick from the 25-
Fucking Epic
Goals: Kblisce 1(4)
Allowed: Ken 1(11)
Cards
Yellow: #19 2(2) PMJMD 1(1) BobbyEwing 1(1) AWhite 1(1) Kendall 1(1)
Reds: #19 1(1)
Quote of the Game: AWhite- "Are you ok?" while patting Christy Ronaldo Dida on the back with his left hand and slapping him in the face with his right hand
Goal of the Game: Kblische- #19 drops the ball to Kblische at the top of the 18, Kblische quickly beats the defender and learns the lesson from last week and keeps the ball on the ground
Offensive MVP: Kblische- he scored on a blast
Defensive MVP: AWhite- while his play wasn't dominating, his slapping the cuntboy wins hands down
Foul of the Game: #19- what a hard wack he layed on Christy Ronaldo Dida- almost actually touched a pussy for the first time since the he got married
Churchill Post of the Game- None, but we hit 5 posts during warmup for the 2nd week in a row
Hooters MVP: Tom Wasson- contributed $19 to the tab even though he ate $12 worth of wings and drank $15 worth of beer. baby steps
Ken Krush of the Game: New award for the player on our own team that Ken knocks the shit out of- Better to be the hammer than the nail- This weeks winner Kendall
Lineup
GK Ken
FB BerryBodo
FB Birdman
SW Kendall
ST Darilect
HB Berardo
HB Jacobs
CM Romo
CM Kblische
F #19
F Pblische
Bench and Staff
Coach Migjet
Head Pisser and Moaner Wasson
Jihad
Bodo
Bobby
AWhite
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