Spring 2008 Game 7 FSFC 2 Cucuy 1

Side Affects of Marijuana

By Patrick Migliore PHD and Orthodontist to the Strippers

Short-term effects: Problems with memory and learning

• Distorted perception
• Difficulty in thinking and problem solving
• Loss of coordination
• Increased heart rate
• Anxiety
• Panic attacks
• Daily cough and phlegm
• Symptoms of chronic bronchitis
• More frequent chest colds

Long-term effects:

• Abnormal functioning of lung tissue injured or destroyed by marijuana smoke
• Impairment of critical skills related to attention, memory, and learning
• Recent findings indicate that smoking marijuana while shooting up cocaine has the potential to cause severe increases in heart rate and blood pressure.
• Saggy Tits
  

Game Summary and Highlights

• Barnes makes his triumphant return and amazingly his jersey fit
• Bodo passed the ball
  
• Bodo passed the ball to Romo
  
• Romo hugged Bodo
• We will now call the duo BOMO
• BOMO attack the three defenders, BOMO D somehow beats 3 defenders and passes the ball to BOMO R- who is wide open at the 18. Bomo with an R blasts a far post shot that ends up in the side netting
• 1-0 FSFC
• Bobby gets off a blast that barely misses
• The Bomo duo connect again and the keeper makes a nice save
  
• CuCuy is stunned as they had been controlling- they start pissing and moaning and generally shanking shots left and right
• The 16 year old goober with glasses threatens to beat everybody up
• Somehow Ken misses a cross and the ball gets tapped through Barnes legs for a goal
• HALFTIME 1-1

• 2nd Half- Barnes leaves, Pblische shows up
• Pblische dribbles down to the 6 beats the keeper and clanks it off of the post
• Defense is pretty much handling Cucuy, and most of their shots are either way off or really soft
• #19 gets a throw in and finds Darilect wide open in the middle, Darilect makes an easy pass to Kblische at the 25 and Kblische unleases a scorcher that goes right thru the keepers hands
• FSFC 2 Cucuy 1
• FSFC hold on for the last 15 minutes or so for the Solid Victory

Goals: Romo 1(1) Kblische 1(2)

Assists: Bodo 1(1) #19 1(3) Darilect 1(1)

Allowed: Ken 1(14)


Quote of the Game: This is an actual conversation that happened at Hooters- The girl is wearing a nightie, and begins discussing her marijuana use

Migjet: "You know that Pot makes your Tits sag"
Carissa Looking puzzled and then Migjet stares right at her tits and says
Migjet: "Looks like you have been smoking too much Pot!"
Carissa: "Ohhh You are a DICK"

Churchill Post of the Game: Pblische with the squeaker from the 6

Goal of the Game: The Bomo combo

Take down of the Game: Stupid kid goes 1v1 with Ken and gets annihilated

Hooters MVP: Darilect- Big Boy bumps up and pays 90% of the tab

Offensive MVP: Bomo

Defensive MVP: Kblische

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
ST Darilect
SW KBlische
HB FnJ
HB BerryBodo
CM Romo
CM Tommy
F #19
F Bodo

Bench
Coach Migjet
Bobby Ewing
Pblische
Jeff