Summer 2008 Game 1 Summary FSFC 5 Intl Old Boys 4

Holy Shit We Played a Game

Game Summary

• Who is the genius that put those fences up?
• Is it really that hard to pay?
• We have added 3 new players this summer, and b/c they have payed they will play
  
• The Intl Old Boys don't like us
• Best we have ever played after a 6 week layoff
  
• TRex got home at 5:30 from pumping some FUGLY and made the game
  
• FSFC give up the first goal after a turnover 1-0 OlBoys
• Pblische ties it up with a free kick after the Moses parted the Wall 1-1
• Kblische closes her eyes and missed a wide open header off the top of his head
• Kblische makes up for it by crossing back post to Pblische for the header 2-1
• The Old Boys take advantage of the left FB and HB pushing up leaving the entire left side of the field vacant. Easy goal 2-2
• #19 gets called for a very questionable offsides negating a breakaway
  
• Halftime 2-2
  
• Fading Stars work the attack, Pblische passes(yes tis true) to Romo, Romo takes it to the six, bringing out the goalie and last defender and passes it back to Pblische for the tap in goal FSFC lead 3-2
  
• Goal kick gets blasted down the field to Pblische who is left 1 V 3- Pblische easily beats the defenders and buries his shot side netting. Then he celebrates by rubbing his buddah belly FSFC 4 Old Boys 2
• Unable to dominate defensively and get an easy clear leads to a chip in the box that gets flicked into the side net FSFC 4 Old Boys 3
• Kblische wins a free kick about 35 yards out- Kblische blasts it into the box where #19 uses his stick to deflect the puck past the keeper FSFC 5 Old Boys 3
• Common theme, porous defense somehow we give up another goal can't remember FSFC 5 Old Boys 4
  
• Is this an MLS Game?
• Trying to close out the game, Rusty wins the ball at midfield against the last defender, slides, kicks the ball forward behind the midfield stripe. #19 runs onto the ball with only the keeper to beat. Whistle blows. #19 glances at the linesman who has his flag down and is running- somehow the cocksucker ref claims offsides and places the ball 3 inches past the midfield stripe.
  
• First time I have ever seen offsides called on your own half of the field.
  
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Offensive MVP: Even though everyone voted for #19, we will go ahead and give it to Pblische

Defensive MVP: Not often does allowing 4 goals get you MVP, but outstanding game from the new goalie.

Quote of the Game: #19 when describing new player Bobby 2- He looks and plays just like Barnes except he doesn't have a belly and his tits are muscle.

Goat of the Game: Whoever put those stupid fences up

Goal of the Game: Teamwork- "Fading Stars work the attack, Pblische passes(yes tis true) to Romo, Romo takes it to the six, bringing out the goalie and last defender and passes it back to Pblische for the tap in goal FSFC lead 3-2



Goals: PBlische 4(4) #19 1(1)
Allowed: Greg 4(4)
Assists: Romo 1(1) Kblische 2(2) Greg 1(1)

Yellow Cards Kblische 1(1)


Lineup

GK Greg
FB Jacobs
FB Bergman
SW Kendall
ST Kblische
HB Tommy
HB Berardo
CM Romo
CM Kneals
F #19
F PBlische

Bench

Rusty
Awhite
MigJet
Bobby 2
TRex