11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs News Braunsfels United
Sunday June 29
Game Summary
- Another game in temperatures hotter than a video of Berryman making love to a real doll
- MigJet makes his return to the starting lineup at Stopper against a team of flat bellies
- Game starts and it is apparent that the opponent is younger, skinnier, and thankfully they learned to play in News Braunsfels
- Packing the middle and letting the kids shoot from outside the 18 is the game plan
- FSFC get a counter attack and put the ball to Rusty's foot who misses wide left
- FSFC continue to just let the numbskulls dribble around and shoot nubbers at the net
- Kblische takes a goal kick, puts in on Rustys shiny head who flicks it forward to a streaking Pblische- Pblische beats the sweeper and gently tucks the ball into the back of the net FSFC 1 Flat Bellies United 0
- The defensive strategy works until the last minute of the half, when Bergman and FnJ are unable to clear the ball from the kid with Shitlocks- Bergman toe pokes the ball to the other team at the top of the 18 and the kid takes a good shot that beats Ken
- FSFC 1 News Braunsfels 1 Halftime
- Suprisingly, the second half becomes a display of smart soccer and believe it or not superior fitness for... wait for it, The Fading Stars
- #19 makes a defensive pick at the 18 and plays the ball up the left half to Bobby 2 at midfield. Bobby2 gets the ball to Pblische who dicks around with the ball and eventually works it to NB 18 where he finds a wide open Bobby2 who easily beats the keeper 1v1
FSFC 2 No Bellies United 1 - The FSFC rope a dope keeps the kids on end as there shots miss so bad, Ken is getting tired chasing the ball into the weeds
- FSFC work the ball back into the NB box and this time the Pirate makes his presence felt- the ball is bouncing around inside the 6 and instead of trying to get the ball, the keeper just shoves the Pirate off of the plank- The pirate goes down hard and lets out a big "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"
- PK is awarded- and here is where it gets fun Kblische wants FnJ to take the kick so that Pblische doesn't pass him for the golden boot- Pblische offers the kick to #19 which would have created a 3 way tie for the golden boot- Well in the interest of the team and not wanting the goat award, #19 tells Pblische to take the kick. Pblische makes the kick
- FSFC 3 Nubian Buttbuddies 1
- FSFC run out the clock and Kblische blows his chance to tie Pblische in the last 5 minutes
- FSFC 3 NB United 1 FINAL
Goals: Pblische 2(8) Bobby 2 1(1)
Assts : Kblische 1(5) Rusty 1(3) Pblische 1(2)
Allowed: Ken 1(20)
Quote of the Game- JP "Could you please mention on the Blog that I had my best game for the Fading Stars b/c I sat out and played cheerleader"
Bender POG- Romo- despite shanking 2 gimme goals, the fact he even got to those balls with 2 knee braces and running slower than Migjet is impressive
Offensive MVP- Pblische- 2 goals and 1 assist
Defensive MVP- Ken- sat on the line and made the neccessary saves on the long shots
Pussy of the Game- Ken- never even came close to knocking a forward on his ass
Goal of the Game- Bobby 2's Game Winner- great build up and even better finish
Lineup
GK Ken
FB FnJ
FB Bergman
ST Migjet
SW Kblische
CM #19
CM Pblische
HB Bobby 2
HB Bodo
F Rusty
F Romo
Bench
Tommy
Jihad
Tha Pirate
JP
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