Sunday, July 27, 2008

Summer 2008 2 Game 2 FSFC vs 2 Black dudes and 7 Mexicans aka Zorros

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 10 MAP and DIRECTIONS
9:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs 2 Black dudes 7 Mexicans

  • #19 forgot to bring important things like shoes, socks and those things that protect your shins
  • MigJet made player #7 so the game could start
  • 2 Black guys score on Tommy- Wasson thinks goals count as 2
  • #19 arrives to make it 8 players and finds a team with gimpy Romo and Migjet playing stopper
  • Kblische player 9, finally shakes off bondage from the German and arrives 24 minutes into play and evens the sides
  • #19 and Jihad combine for a steal on the opponents end, #19 is free and clear at the 18, fakes a shot and passes to Kblische who scores on his first touch of the game
  • FSFC 1 2 Black guys 1
  • Kblische gets a steal off of the goal kick, dribbles five yards and hits a scorching low shot that bounces right under the shitty keeper
  • FSFC 2 Bunch of Zorros 1
  • #19 hits a cracker that bounces right under the shitty keeper
  • FSFC 3 Two black guys and a baby 1
  • Bergman, who clearly owns KFC stock, sticks out his fucking chicken wing and gives up a PK
  • FSFC 3 Obama's Minions 2 Halftime
  • 2nd Half
  • #19 hears Jihad whisper and deftly sends a 30 yard ball that hits Jihad in the chest at the 18, Jihad big boys his way thru the last defender and beats the keeper
  • FSFC 4 Rainbow Coalition 2
  • Kblische slaps a free kick with his purse and misses wide
  • Kblische redeems herself on the next free kick as the wall sets up in the middle and he places the ball nicely in the net
  • FSFC 5 He who should not be named 2
  • Migjet and Romo are still alive
  • How the Fuck did we tie the blades who lost to this team 5-0?
Final FSFC 5 Zorros 2


Goals: Kblische 3(4) #19 1(2) Jihad 1(1)
Assts: #19 2(2) Kblische 1(1)
Allowed: Tommy 2(2)

Offensive MVP- Kblische- Hat trick and an assist = winner

Defensive MVP- Tommy- Stuck in the goal, Tommy stuffs a breakaway and does the Rocky pose

Game MVP- Migjet- 80+ minutes and outran Romo

BeerVP- Darilek-

Lineup

GK Tommy
FB Bergman
FB JP
SW Darilek
ST MigJet
HB Jihad
CM Romo

Bench

#19
Kblische
Bobby2







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