NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No. 10 MAP and DIRECTIONS
9:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs 2 Black dudes 7 Mexicans- #19 forgot to bring important things like shoes, socks and those things that protect your shins
- MigJet made player #7 so the game could start
- 2 Black guys score on Tommy- Wasson thinks goals count as 2
- #19 arrives to make it 8 players and finds a team with gimpy Romo and Migjet playing stopper
- Kblische player 9, finally shakes off bondage from the German and arrives 24 minutes into play and evens the sides
- #19 and Jihad combine for a steal on the opponents end, #19 is free and clear at the 18, fakes a shot and passes to Kblische who scores on his first touch of the game
- FSFC 1 2 Black guys 1
- Kblische gets a steal off of the goal kick, dribbles five yards and hits a scorching low shot that bounces right under the shitty keeper
- FSFC 2 Bunch of Zorros 1
- #19 hits a cracker that bounces right under the shitty keeper
- FSFC 3 Two black guys and a baby 1
- Bergman, who clearly owns KFC stock, sticks out his fucking chicken wing and gives up a PK
- FSFC 3 Obama's Minions 2 Halftime
- 2nd Half
- #19 hears Jihad whisper and deftly sends a 30 yard ball that hits Jihad in the chest at the 18, Jihad big boys his way thru the last defender and beats the keeper
- FSFC 4 Rainbow Coalition 2
- Kblische slaps a free kick with his purse and misses wide
- Kblische redeems herself on the next free kick as the wall sets up in the middle and he places the ball nicely in the net
- FSFC 5 He who should not be named 2
- Migjet and Romo are still alive
- How the Fuck did we tie the blades who lost to this team 5-0?
Goals: Kblische 3(4) #19 1(2) Jihad 1(1)
Assts: #19 2(2) Kblische 1(1)
Allowed: Tommy 2(2)
Offensive MVP- Kblische- Hat trick and an assist = winner
Defensive MVP- Tommy- Stuck in the goal, Tommy stuffs a breakaway and does the Rocky pose
Game MVP- Migjet- 80+ minutes and outran Romo
BeerVP- Darilek-
Lineup
GK Tommy
FB Bergman
FB JP
SW Darilek
ST MigJet
HB Jihad
CM Romo
Bench
#19
Kblische
Bobby2
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