Spring 2009 Game 2 FSFC 4 Foresaken 1

NEYSO Bulverde Rd. Soccer Complex Field No. 4

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Forsaken

Game Summary

• FSFC look vastly improved over last week's disaster-
• #19 gets loose in the box on a pass from Kblische- the defender comes out of nowhere clears the ball and #19 flops to the ground rolling around in pain- Ref has a consultation with #19 and gives out the hard earned yellow card for diving- Flopping is unacceptable and will not be tolerated. Every time you flop Jesus kills a kitten
  
• Fading Stars defend a corner and the foresaken FB comes up with the ball- #19 pressures a bad pass to their sweeper that Jihad picks off and takes to the 25- 2v1 Jihad passes to #19 who slots the breakaway past the keeper. #19 trips on his goal celebration and gets another yellow for diving FSFC 1 Foresaken 0
• FSFC continue to create opportunities, Kendall off a header on a corner, #19 with a shot from 25, Kblische with a cracker-
• Bobby1 gets molested in the box on loose ball and a free kick is given at the 19
• Kblische unleashes a top shelf bomb that the keeper never moves FSFC 2 Foresaken 1
  
• 2-0 with 15 minutes left Foresaken cross a ball to the 18 where Kendall is waiting- er watching as the ball bounces right past him- Forward comes up with ball and beats Berryman near post. Team vote puts this one on Berryman
  
• FSFC 2 Berrymans fuck up 1
• Kblische gets his groove back beats a defender, plays the ball to Bobby1 who passes back and Kblische hits a left footed blast that drew some whoas from the sideline watching Blades
  
• FSFC 3 Foresaken 1 Halftime
  
• Foresaken control the first 15 minutes but have zero scoring chances-
• #19 gets loose at the top of the 18 and beats the last defender with a pass to a wide open Kblische in the box 1v1 with the keeper- Kblische hits a shot that squirts wide of the toilet like a pint of loose stool at Hooters
  
• FSFC continue the attack dominating pace of play
• Ball gets crossed to the 18 where Jihad flies in the air screaming lalalalalal and uses his foot like a saif and chops off the infidels head winning the ball- Jihad then slashes the keeper and the ball stops at the end line where #19 is waiting and lets Jihad finish the goal. After reviewing the play with the goal is called back and Jihad swears death to the Israel
• Bobby1 goes on another dribbling tangent- gets tangled up with 3 defenders- ball pops to #19 who plays wide to Jihad- #19 makes a run down the line and Jihad hits #19- #19 dribbles into the right side of the box- sees Mike BizMarkie making a run and lofts a pass that Bizmarkie strikes with his his noggin easily beating the keeper
  
• FSFC 4 Foresaken 1 FINAL
  

Yo Joe and Awards

• 2 games in a row with outstanding attendance and early arrivals
• Not Diving is now a yellow card so we might as well start diving
• Communication still a problem in the back- Guys listen to your Sweeper

Offensive MVP: Kblische- Free kick goals are fun and so are left footed rips

Defensive MVP: Berryman- 1 lesser than 6

Goat of the Game: #19 Bad Flop in the box - next time scream and roll around

Goal of the Game: Kblische's left footer

Quote of the Game: #19 to Wasson at Hooters- "What are you gonna do with the rest of your day besides sit at home and whack off to Sit and Be Fit (video for Berardo)


Goals #19 1(2) Kblische 2(2) BizMarkie 1(1)
Assist: #19 1(2) Jihad 1(2) Bobby1 1(1)
Allowed: Berryman 1(1)

Yellow: #19 1(1) Diving



Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Jacobs
FB Bergman
SW Kendall
ST Darilek
HB Berardo
HB Bobby2
CM Kblische
CM Romo
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
JP Kneal
Bobby1
FnJ
Double Dave
Bizmarkie