Spring 2009 Links Y Mas 2

Correctly Guess who's arse this is and win a prize




It disgusts me that someone would do something like this



I is practicing my flopping



I want this car



My life



Little Gordon Part 2



I got a hold of Kendalls Ipod and this link was the homepage on his browser, we still love you Kendall

Spring 2009 Game 3 FSFC 1 Bulverde 0

NEYSO Specht Rd. Complex Field No.19 1.25.09

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Bulverde

Game Summary

• The Fading Stars breakout the much anticipated Herpes Offense- the shanks spread from player to player and the outbreaks occur in the scoring area
• Kblische with a shank, wide open #19 with a missed trap in the box, Kendall misses a header off a corner, Kblische sends one into the trees, #19 sends one into the trees, Bobby2 wideopen in the box hits the crossbar, #19 passes instead of shooting when wideopen in the box, Kblische gets loose in the box and hits the shot right to the keeper, #19 with a cracker off the post- BizMarkie hits a nubber from 35, Jacobs misses a header etc etc
  
• Bergman gets matched up 1v1 with Bulverde's "best" player who thinks he is on Dancing with the Stars and starts to Tango- Bergman just stands still and shuts him down
• Bobby1 gets matched up 1v1 with Bulverde's "special needs" player- the kid with the tube socks on beats Bobby1 badly and takes off down the field
• 10 Corner Kicks- no goals
• 0-0 Halftime
• Halftime adjustments are putting Jihad on the special needs player as Bobby1 couldn't handle the assignment anymore
• Herpes Offense Spreads to Jihad, Darilek, Kneals, Bobby1, Romo, and the carrier monkey Kblische
• 5 more Corners no goals
• Berryman takes a nap
  
• Bobby1 gets loose in the box and takes it to the endline where he passes to 12 to a wide open Mike BizMarkie who takes his time and puts the shot on frame and in the net FSFC 1 Bulverde 0
• Yellow cards start flowing but the Herpes Offense continues to spread
• Darileck takes a well advised shot from 45 that misses by 45 yards
• Under 10 minutes to go and BizMarkie commits a foul just outside the 18. #19 sets the wall, Bulverde never asks for 10, they try a trick play touching the ball live and #19 beats the shooter to the ball and clears it. For some reason the ref gives them a do over
• The wall is reset and Kendall blocks the do over then slides tackles clears the deflection to midfield and they end up playing the ball all the way back to the keeper- perfect defense
• Fading Stars run out the clock
• FSFC 1 Bulverde 0 FINAL
  

What we didn't learn and awards

• This outcome was the exact same as last time we played Bulverde- Late goal after many missed shots and last time we gave up a kick just outside the 18 only Ken made a diving save to secure the win
• 0-15 on Corners- 4 of which where never in play
• Valtrex has been ordered

Offensive MVP: Mike Bizmarkie- immune to the Herpes

Defensive MVP: Kendall- well run defense and kept Jacobs under control

Goal of the Game: BizMarkie with the delicate finish 2 goals in 3 games

Goat of the Game: everyone who missed the 30 shots


Goals: BizMarkie 1(2)
Assts: Bobby1 1(2)
Allowed: Berryman 0 (1)

Yellows: #19 1(2) Darilect 1(1) Kendall 1(1)

Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
SW Kendall
ST Darileck
HB Bobby1
HB Berardo
CM Romo
CM Kblische
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
Coach Migjet
Bobby2
Kneals
BizMarkie

Spring 2009 Game 2 FSFC 4 Foresaken 1

NEYSO Bulverde Rd. Soccer Complex Field No. 4

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Forsaken

Game Summary

• FSFC look vastly improved over last week's disaster-
• #19 gets loose in the box on a pass from Kblische- the defender comes out of nowhere clears the ball and #19 flops to the ground rolling around in pain- Ref has a consultation with #19 and gives out the hard earned yellow card for diving- Flopping is unacceptable and will not be tolerated. Every time you flop Jesus kills a kitten
  
• Fading Stars defend a corner and the foresaken FB comes up with the ball- #19 pressures a bad pass to their sweeper that Jihad picks off and takes to the 25- 2v1 Jihad passes to #19 who slots the breakaway past the keeper. #19 trips on his goal celebration and gets another yellow for diving FSFC 1 Foresaken 0
• FSFC continue to create opportunities, Kendall off a header on a corner, #19 with a shot from 25, Kblische with a cracker-
• Bobby1 gets molested in the box on loose ball and a free kick is given at the 19
• Kblische unleashes a top shelf bomb that the keeper never moves FSFC 2 Foresaken 1
  
• 2-0 with 15 minutes left Foresaken cross a ball to the 18 where Kendall is waiting- er watching as the ball bounces right past him- Forward comes up with ball and beats Berryman near post. Team vote puts this one on Berryman
  
• FSFC 2 Berrymans fuck up 1
• Kblische gets his groove back beats a defender, plays the ball to Bobby1 who passes back and Kblische hits a left footed blast that drew some whoas from the sideline watching Blades
  
• FSFC 3 Foresaken 1 Halftime
  
• Foresaken control the first 15 minutes but have zero scoring chances-
• #19 gets loose at the top of the 18 and beats the last defender with a pass to a wide open Kblische in the box 1v1 with the keeper- Kblische hits a shot that squirts wide of the toilet like a pint of loose stool at Hooters
  
• FSFC continue the attack dominating pace of play
• Ball gets crossed to the 18 where Jihad flies in the air screaming lalalalalal and uses his foot like a saif and chops off the infidels head winning the ball- Jihad then slashes the keeper and the ball stops at the end line where #19 is waiting and lets Jihad finish the goal. After reviewing the play with the goal is called back and Jihad swears death to the Israel
• Bobby1 goes on another dribbling tangent- gets tangled up with 3 defenders- ball pops to #19 who plays wide to Jihad- #19 makes a run down the line and Jihad hits #19- #19 dribbles into the right side of the box- sees Mike BizMarkie making a run and lofts a pass that Bizmarkie strikes with his his noggin easily beating the keeper
  
• FSFC 4 Foresaken 1 FINAL
  

Yo Joe and Awards

• 2 games in a row with outstanding attendance and early arrivals
• Not Diving is now a yellow card so we might as well start diving
• Communication still a problem in the back- Guys listen to your Sweeper

Offensive MVP: Kblische- Free kick goals are fun and so are left footed rips

Defensive MVP: Berryman- 1 lesser than 6

Goat of the Game: #19 Bad Flop in the box - next time scream and roll around

Goal of the Game: Kblische's left footer

Quote of the Game: #19 to Wasson at Hooters- "What are you gonna do with the rest of your day besides sit at home and whack off to Sit and Be Fit (video for Berardo)


Goals #19 1(2) Kblische 2(2) BizMarkie 1(1)
Assist: #19 1(2) Jihad 1(2) Bobby1 1(1)
Allowed: Berryman 1(1)

Yellow: #19 1(1) Diving



Lineup

GK Berryman
FB Jacobs
FB Bergman
SW Kendall
ST Darilek
HB Berardo
HB Bobby2
CM Kblische
CM Romo
F #19
F Jihad

Bench
JP Kneal
Bobby1
FnJ
Double Dave
Bizmarkie

Spring 2009 Vids y Mas 1

Steven Barnes will be having a tryout with this team on Sunday- Please make sure you watch #7's hip breaking moves and telescopic shot at the 4:00 minute mark under the Dragons-Gunners video(yellow team)- Let's all pray that Steven brings his A game and can make this stellar squad

Manu vs Wade in open court- who ya got?



Coach I think I brokeded my leg



Little Gordon Ramsay Part 1



Highlights from Romo's Poker Game