"The Banty Rooster"
Unlike the original Kid Banty, who was known to come out fighting every time he hears a bell, our Banty Rooster comes out fighting when he hears an officials whistle. He only makes an appearance once a season and when he does- oh it's a thing of beauty. The Fading Star's Banty Rooster is known to go off on officials questioning their sanity, intelligence, and overall manhood. The Banty is best known for setting the record for quickest Red Card, being tossed and playing a sparce 2 minutes.
Banty got off to a quick start questioning the Ref's ability about 10 minutes into the game. The Banty shouted a disparaging comment from midfield that the ref took offense too. Later, when the celtics earned a free kick, the Banty was hanging out in the celtics huddle. When the ref set up the imaginary wall spot when the ball wasn't set yet, the Banty made some comments that his best friend the ref didn't like and the Banty saw Yellow. Dissent, it's not just the stank from a hookers pussy.
The Banty decides to play the rest of the half and the entire second half with no more incidents. Then with 5 minutes to play and the game tied, The Banty makes a questionable foul on a 50-50 ball in the box. Basically the Banty put his wing into the player and put him on his ass. The ref didn't need to see anything else as he got to do what he had been waiting all game for- Penatly and a Red Card for the Banty. Of course the ref is smiling and the Banty is pissed- forced into exile for the last minutes the Banty Rooster was not a happy camper.
After the game, the Banty Rooster showed some remorse for his red card- the conversation went like this. "You know I should have told him that he has a needle dick and that is the reason his wife is fucking Mobutu- She also, must like to stick her dildo up your ass cause you walk like a fucking penguin. Maybe you should learn to fuck you wife proper instead of getting your jollies fucking up my soccer game." (or something like that)
Game Summary:
Playing the first half into the strong wind gave the Celtics a huge advantage, however the Stars get off to a fast start dominating the early action. Brianna gets a hold of one and she pounds it
FSFC 1 Celtics 0
The celtics come back pretty quickly, stringing together a couple of nice passes and a cross the the 8 which is headed right over Lilly's head into the net
FSFC 1 Robert Parrish sucked 0
The Stars come back and actually string together passes. That is correct the Stars put together a string of passes that results in a goal working the ball from the right to the left to the top of the 18 for a goal. #19 puts one to the top of the 18 where Brianna pounds her second
FSFC 2 Mchales Navy 1
The celtics come back and get lucky on 30 yard shot that the wind gets a hold of and blows into the side netting.
FSFC 2 Larry Bird Lucky Shot 2
2nd Half
the stars have the wind for the second half and pretty much dominate play. A couple of questionable offsides calls slow down play, until the stars finally beat the trap. Ball is floated to FnJ who heads it to a charging Bodo who finally gets his whistle wet and puts one in the net
FSFC 3 Bill Walton Sucks Ass 2
In true Beanertown tradition, the celtics comeback quickly taking advantage of both bodo and kendall missing a steal- player takes it from midfield to the corner crosses it to the 6 where they head it in for an easy goal
FSFC 3 irish wannabees 3
Last 5 minutes see the Banty Rooster story
FSFC 3 Len Bias tries coke 4
FSFC manage to miss enough easy goals to lose this one. The celtics are a good team, but 2 posts and 4 misses from within the 6 does not make for a good outcome. Throw in the wind and playing the 3rd string goalie and you get a loss like this one.
Player of the Game: Brianna, he scored 2 nice goals and absolutely made pretty boy Ricky his prison bitch
Goat of the Game: Romo- for missing a game winning layup at the buzzer. missing from the 6 over the top of the goal. Could have been a hero, you could have been a hero
Goal of the Game: Brianna's finish preceded by 6 passes in a row
Churchill Post of the Game: your choice, either Kendall's blast off the crossbar or #19 shot off of the crossbar. both could have easily gone in and both would have one the game
Yellow Cards: Jacobs
Red Cards: Jacobs
Goals: Alcala 2(2) Bodo 1(1)
Goals Allowed: Lilly 4(4)
Lineup:
GK Lilly
HB Barnes
HB Tommy
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilek
HB FNJ
HB Bergman
CM BrianA
CM Romo
F #19
F Bodo
Subs:
K Blische
Kendall
MIA
Woodard
MigJet
Berardo
PBlische
Jihad
Berrybutter
AW
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