8-3-0 18pts 1st Place Division 2B
Goals Scored 39 Goals Allowed 18
Game 1 FSFC vs Rayodos W 4-0 Goals Jihad 1(1), #19 3(3)
Game 2 FSFC vs Team Peru W 3-2 Goals: Jihad 1(2), Woodard 1(1), Darilek1(1) Allowed Berryman 2(2)
Game 3 FSFC vs Soccer Guru L 1-2 Goals: Jihad 1(3); Allowed Pblische 2(2)
Game 4 FSFC vs Horns W 5-3Goals:Jihad 1(4) #19 2(5)KBlische 1(1)Berardo 1(1) Allowed Berryman 3(5)
Game 5 FSFC vs Jolly Rogers W 3-2: #19 1(6), Woodard 1(2), KBlische 1(2); Allowed: Pblische 2(4)
Game 6 FSFC vs Celtics L 3-4: Goals Briana 2(2) Bodo 1(1); allowed Lilly 4(4)
Game 7 FSFC vs Diablos W 2-0: Goals: Pblische 2(2)
Game 8 FSFC vs Soccer Guru W 9-1: Romo 2(2) Jihad 2(6) FnJ 1(1) Woodard 1(3) #19 3(9) Allowed Pblische 1(5)
Game 9 FSFC vs Cucuy L 1-2: Goals Kblische 1(3) Allowed: Berryman 2(7)
Game 10 FSFC vs Fubar W 3-1: Goals Kendall 2(2) Pblische 1(3); allowed Berryman 1(8)
Game 11 FSFC vs Global Stars W 5-1: Goals #19 1.5(10.5) Jihad 1(7) Nater 1(1) Woodard 1(4) Kendall .5(2.5) Allowed Berryman 1(9)
Player-Games-Goals-Goals Allowed
- Darilek 11(1)
- FnJ 11(1)
- #19 11(10.5)
- Bergman 10(0)
- Romo 10(2)
- Tommy 10(0)
- AWhite 9(0)
- Jihad 9(7)
- Kblische 9(3)
- Barnes 9(0)
- Lilly 8(0) 4 allowed
- Jacobs 8(0)
- Berardo 7(1)
- Woodard 7(4) 1 own goal
- MigJet 7(0)
- Berryman 6(0) 9 allowed
- Pblische 6(3) 5 allowed
- Briana 6(2)
- Bodo 5(1)
- Kendall 5(2.5)
- Nate 1(1)
Awards
Goalie of the Spring: Greg Lilly Rarely does a third string goalie win an award, but Lilly stepped up big this year and suprised most with his solid play.
Defensive MVP: Allen Darilek The only defender to show up for every game and easily logged the most minutes of any player on the team. Solid tackler and passer. Most of the time you can't tell he is on the field which is a sign of a good stopper.
Offensive MVP: #19 Since his humble beginings, #19 has worked hard for this trophy. Grant Wahl of CNNSI had this to say about #19 "Not since the days of Maradona, has a fat soccer player displayed such offensive dominance on the field".
Golden Boot: #19 #19 got off to a scorching lead in the chase for the golden boot with a hat trick in the first game, a second hat trick in the 9-1 demolishing of the Soccer Guru 2 essentially providing #19 with a huge goal lead. #19 was overheard by some saying "that if that fucking jihad terrorist motherfucker gets closer in the scoring chase he wasn't going to pass him the ball anymore".
Red Card of the Spring: Barnes The guy called Barnes fat- so Barnes gives him a nice shove, and throws the ball at the fuckwads head. Back to back Red cards made this a runaway contest.
"My Child Had Perfect Attendance for the FSFC Award: Darilek, FnJ and #19 The bumper stickers have been printed up and will be available for your autos this week.
My child was in detention flogging his dolphin Worst Attendance Award: Bodo missed 6 of 11 games
Newcomer of the Spring: Tie between Tommy and Romo: Tommy played solid defense and made an excellent rotation with Bergman and Barnes. Romo when healthy was solid in the middle and controlled the pace of games even though he could not run 7 yards.
Comeback Player of the Spring: Kendall: After faking injury for 8 years, Kendall makes a triumphant return and plays the final 5 games of the season scoring some goals while working back into conditioning.
Game of the Spring: Week 8 FSFC vs Soccer Guru 2 9-1: This was an ass beating of epic proportions. FSFC scored at will and destroyed Adibisi and the African brotherhood.
Quote of the Spring: Speetey Berardo "Speetey has issued a challenge that he is faster than everyone on the Fading Stars"
Goal of the Spring: "The Quickie" Week 8 FSFC vs Soccer Guru
FSFC kick off and pass the ball around, Romo passes to Woodard who sends a ball to the corner to #19, #19 crosses the ball to the top of the 18 to Romo who deftly blasts it into the back of the net.
FSFC 1 Guru 0 30 seconds played
Goat of the Spring so many nominees... but #19 will take the cake for his anorexic porn and the bitch that shit in her own mouth. His two whiffs were non issues in the contest
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