We could blame the refs for our loss or we could be men and look inside as to why we allowed the refs the opportunity to screw us. I will get to the ref bashing in a little bit, but for now we will have a soccer lesson on passing.
There are three basic passes in the game of soccer — forward, square, and back.
The forward pass is the most aggressive and most risky of all three because the attacking team moves the ball toward the goal. The length of the pass, the spot from where you attempt it, and the skills of the passer and receiver can all increase your chances of the pass being intercepted.
A square pass is a relatively safe pass. Attempt this pass when you're trying to get out of a difficult situation — for example, two opponents are gearing in on you. In this case, you need to give the ball to a teammate who is open or to a better ball handler.
The back pass is the most conservative of all passes. Use this pass to get out of a tough defensive situation — for example, when you have little or no room to pass the ball forward or you need to give your team an opportunity to regroup. If you're not careful, however, you can run into problems. When passing to a goalkeeper or another teammate, you need to remember where the enemy is because the opposition can run out of nowhere and steal or intercept the pass.
Many back passes have been transformed into goals — as in the player scoring into his own net. (This is probably the most embarrassing of all plays in soccer.) You can solve most potential back pass and own-goal problems with proper communication and positioning, although the luck factor is always involved as well.
Game Summary
That game was pure bullshit. Not only did everyone play like dog shit, the effort was dog shit too. Yes the refs fucked us big time, but we should have won that game 5-0. Trapping and passing were pathetic, we put 2 shots on net the whole freaking day. Defensively we made some big mistakes that led to their two "goals".
1st Half
Going uphill with the wind to start the game, the FSFC show early on that they are the better team. We were controlling the flow of the game and dominating. Fading Stars win a couple of corners and finally get a foul called just outside of the 18. Kendal hits a floater into the upper 90 to beat the keeper. A goal is ruled by the referee, then the cunt raises her flag and says that Alcala was offsides and he Obstructed the keeper. Alcala was offsides but he was at the penalty spot and nowhere near the keeper. Also, the offsides call was a judgement call that is up to the referee to call not the linesman. The referee went with the cunts ruling even though he saw the play and clearly there was no obstruction.
FSFC 0 CuntLinesman 1
Regardless the FSFC win another direct kick from the top of the box and this time Kblische blasts it in over the keeper.
FSFC 1 Helen Keller 1
not a lot happens, just a bunch of sloppy passing and poor play and worse substitution. Why the hell would you sub when we have a throw in at their 18 and it is 3 vs 3?
Halftime FSFC 1 Anne Frank 1
2nd Half
The FS fiddle fuck with the ball and then make a huge defensive mistake. With noone near him Bergman shanks a clear that results in a corner kick. The ball is floated and heading toward the far side of the net. Berryman misplays the ball in the air and Woodard makes a diving header to score an own goal. The linesman and ref make no call and rule it a goal. Unless Woodard scored a 6 on his Wunderlich test, it makes no fucking sense for him to dive for a ball in our own goal and end up wrapped in the back of the net. It was clear as fucking day that woodard got a huge shove in his back and was pushed into the net. Nice fucking call assholesFSFC 1 Fucking pussy cunts referee bitches 2
Now tied at 1, the FSFC start to finally pick up the effort, but are unable to score. Jihad chokes on a 1 on 1 with the keeper kicking it right at him. Kblishce, Kendall, Alcala hit shots over the top. Cucuy is playing short as they get a guy tossed. Still the FSFC are unable to score. With about 5 minutes left all hell breaks lose. Somehow cucuy works themselves into a breakaway, 1 on 1 with Berryman. The player pushes the ball right, Berryman dives and eats the ball up gaining possession, the cucuy pussy starts rolling around on the ground due to running into the keeper. The ref calls the play clean and only blows the whistle for the injury. The cunt on the sideline decides that she is the referee, and awards a penalty kick. How the hell is it a penalty kick? She says that if the keeper hits the player with any part of his foot that it is a foul? WTF rule is this? if berryman slide tackles the ball it is automatically a foul? This bitch is so wrong it ain't even funny- Here are the rules, the rule book on the goalie play and no where does it say that if the goalie touches a player with his foot is it a Penalty Kick. The only kick that could have been awarded was an indirect for a dangerous play. I have never in men's soccer seen a cleaner play by a keeper called for a penalty
FSFC 1 Sperm dumpster that makes up rules 3
The referee declares that there is 5 minutes left in the game. Barnes decides that he has played enough and earns his team leading 2nd Red Card, and keeping his red card streak alive. Kendall gets wiped out right at the 18, no card, and the shot gets blocked by the wall. FSFC don't even get a shot on goal in the last 5 minutes and never really threaten to tie the game.
End of Game
FSFC 1 the bitch that stole christmas 3
Actual Score FSFC 1 Cucuy 2
Goal of the Game: Kblische off of the free kick
Churchill Post of Game: NONE
Quote of the Game: after Lilly fouled a guy like he was starring in Brokeback, "shit at least wear a condom next time" if you have the exact quote email it to me
Goat of the Game: 3 nominees
- Alcala being offsides on a free kick negating a goal
- bergman clearing the ball for a corner kick
- Woodard's diving header for an own goal
And the Oscar goes to...
Jihad for missing a wide open game winner- I kid, I kid, the winner is Alcala for being a jackass
Goals: KBlishce 1(2) Woodard own goal (-1)
Goals allowed: Berryman 2(7)
Cards
Red: Barnes (2)
Yellow: Alcala, Jacobs, berryman
Roster
GK Berrybutter
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Darilek
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
CM Kendall
CM Alcala
HB FNJ
HB Speetey
F #19
F Woodard
Bench
Kblische
Awhite
Glily
Tommy
MigJet
Jihad
No shows
PBlische
Bodo
Romo
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