How bad was the Cinco Tourney? We lost to a team that had this guy on it. The fucking queer literally had a rat tail AND he was white.
GAME 1 We lost to a team that had a guy so queer that he made cory seem straight. Up 1-0 at halftime Game 1 the Stars decide to blow the game giving up 2 second half goals and losing 2-1 in the final minute. We lost the tourney in the first game
GAME 2 The FSFC were embarrased in the second game 3-0 and they hit 3 posts. Passing was non existant and we played like a bunch of fucking retards.
GAME 3 The soccer guru were told that they were not a worthy opponent so we skipped game 3 and got drunk.
Here is the speech Migliore gave us after the debacle. You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope- some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds! Nerds! Now if I were you I would do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker and my coach! Well let's get those nerds! NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDS
Game 1 FSFC 1 HFA Alliance 2
Game 2 FSFC 0 Anarchy Select 3
Game 3 FSFC 0 Soccer Guru 2
Forfeit Let's skip the in depth game reports and go straight to the Awards
Yellow Cards: #19 and Hunter
Goals: Kblische 1(1) Allowed: Berryman 5(5)
Drunk of the Day: Pat Migliore- The good Doctor decided to skip the Crawfish Broil and take drunkeness to a whole new level. Migjet shows up during the gay boxing match- did I say show up? I meant stumbles up some of his more memorable lines "I haaaaaaaad 1 marhgo and threee Arrturros" "I'm fucked up" "Whoooose thaaat chick?" She is married pat "Sooo" her husband is right next to you "sooo" Then the Migdrunk decides to pour beer on people, starting with Darilek- Darilek starts putting him in headlocks and pushing on pressure points. Migjet gives up and decides to go after Briana. Briana looked like an easy target as he was still recovering from being raped by a Croatian. Migdrunk starts dumping beer on Briana and trying to put him in headlocks- Fucking awesome
Goal of the Tourney: We scored? Kblische had a nice goal
Quote of the Tourney: Cory Lime with a beauty involving Kblische and his getting some. Kblische is talking about hooking up last night, and how he got some ass and there was also a handjob involved- Cory" so you gave the guy a reach around"
Goat of the Tourney: Berryman, the defense, the midfield and the forwards- 5 soft goals in 2 games for Berryman and the defense, Zero passing to the outside halves and forwards and no defense for the midfield, zero goals scored and a 3 missed breakaways for the forwards.
Crawfish Eater of the Tourney: Berryman: I doubt anyone out ate Berryman and I guarantee no one else put butter and ketchup on their mudbugs As usual the Tourney was a smashing success as we enabled ourselves extra time to drink and eat mudbugs. It was a hell of a good time as 80 lbs of new orleans best were killed when the levees broke. Plenty of beer, food and a hell of a drunk night. Props to AWhite for cooking dem mudbugs and securing 5 cases of free beer. Can't wait to get our asses handed to us next Cinco!
Summer Game 4 FSFC 4 vs Soccer Guru 0
Game was really not blog worthy.
Quote of the game - Tommy telling Romo that he would have hit the shot if he hadn't hit the ball with is cankles
Goals
Briana 2
#19 1
Woodard 1
yellow Jacobs
Lineup
GK Lilly
FB Barnes
FB tommy
Sweep Jacobs
Stop Bergman
CM FNJ
CM Romo
HB Jihad
Hb Migjet
F #19
F Woodard
Bench
Briana
PBlische
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