Pepsi Soccer Texas Field No. 12 April 30th 2006
11:00 a.m. Wolf Pack vs Fading Stars
Game Summary
FSFC showed up tired and hungover after partying at the #19 wedding. Struggling with the beer shits due to keg Bud Light, the FSFC face a challenge today as a team of flat bellies means lots of running.
1st Half
Game gets off to a good start as both teams begin feeling each other up. FSFC are able to solve the defense of the pack within the first 5 minutes, basically they have Bjorn Bjorg at sweeper and he ain't gotta chance with that wood racket of his. Couple of shots and some nice runs- #19 misses as the keeper makes a nice save, Kendall pushes one wide on a nice run- Jihad gets some nice crosses. Ball gets played into the FSFC defensive 18- Barnes passes to neal, neal passes to the wolfpack forward- forward one times a shot that berryman had no shot at.
FSFC 0 Lorenzo Charles 1
FSFC recover nicely from the early deficit, controlling the ball and basically working the mulleted fullbacks to death. Cory comes in the game for Jihad- Cory is in fine shape as he used to having the leaky poo from his bunghole.
Jacobs goes up for a header and catches a nice elbow for his efforts, couple of scoring chances, 3 corners in a row- defensive squad is playing well. Pack are getting very few opportunities at anything
Romo gets a ball and deftly hits a ball off the outside of his foot to a streaking Cory. Cory one touches it into the side netting. Romo is a bad ass, Cory is fast
FSFC 1 Packers 1
Not much else happens HALFTIME FSFC 1 Nelson Wolffepack 1
2nd Half
Game's pace picks up a bit, Briana starts getting into it with a couple of boys, fouling picks up. Couple of good scoring chances on free kicks- but nothing happens. Ball gets played into the stars defensive end, pack player tries to beat two stars and Romo picks his pocket- long ball gets played to Jihad(who was on his own half) and Jihad is off with a breakaway. The two pack players were unable to catch the speedy shiite and he manages to beat the goalie on beauty of a shot.
FSFC 2 Coyote Posers 1
This is where the game gets really good. Barnes makes a weak pass to who knows, ball is picked off by the pack forward- who brings it into the 18 to get absolutely smashed for his efforts and ends up with a PK. Darilek gets a yellow card- but Berryman claims that he actually took the kid out. The guy taking the PK ties up his shirt around his stomach like a fag in Miami- He decides to go left and Berryman eats his shot up pushing it wide left. Berryman is a hero for about 7 seconds.
Fading Stars are energized and take contr0l of the game again. Ball gets worked down the right side of the pitch and FSFC get a throw in from about the 6. Kblische rips off a long throw that clears a defender takes a hop to FnJ who heads the ball into the upper right corner of the goal. FnJ calls the goalie a mother fucker and he has been reborn- FnJ was healed by the Catholic Mass at #19's wedding- That JC is a hell of a miracle worker.
FSFC 3 Wolf Brand Chile 1
Wolfpack decide that they are getting embarrased and try to up their game. Too little to late- FSFC get a corner- get about 8 shots on the net before Kendall buries it and the wolves
FSFC 4 puppies 1
Forward for the pups dribbles past 3 star defenders and beats Berryman near post. way too little and way to late.
FSFC 4 pack 2
Stars continue to press and play out the game for the last 10 minutes but this shit is as over as the Spur's playoff run.
Final
Cancer 4 Jim Valvano 2
Goals:
Jihad 1(1), FnJ 1(1), Kendall 1(1), Lime1(1)
Goals Allowed:
Berryman 2(5)
Goal of the Game: Jihad- Romo with a beautiful steal that led to a breakaway for Jihad who buries the shot.
Defensive Play of the Game: Berryman's PK save- bailing out Barnes
Goat of the Game: Neal- in his debut game- Turning the ball over at the defensive 18 is never good- having the forward one touch blast a shot for a far post goal- gets you the goat. Good debut otherwise
Offensive MVP: Romo- best game in long time for captain geriatric
Defensive MVP:
Foul of the Game: Jacobs taking an elbow to the forehead and he now looks like a circus freak
Hungover player of the Game: Kblische owns this award week in and week out
Quote of the Game: Pat Fucking Migliore with Grand Slam. Setting: #19's wedding Timing: during the Sacrament of Communion where the priest is giving out the Eucharist which is the bread and wine signifying Christ's sacrafice of his body and blood. What does Migjet say you ask? "Can't believer Wasson isn't up there as they are giving away a free meal"
Yellow Cards
Darilek 1(1)
Red Cards
None it's summer cmon guys
Lineup
GK Berrybutter
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Lilly
HB Kendall
CM Neal
CM Romo
F #19
F Jihad
Bench
Berardo
Migjet
FnJ
Woodard
LimeAids
Briana
KBlische
Missing but not missed
Hunter
AWhite
Bodo
Pblische
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