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"Waldorf and Statler meet the Golden Girls"
Scene 1: A chance encounter at El Jaro where Waldorf picks up the Golden Girls
Scene 2: Statler fucks everything up at the bar the next day b/c his twitching scares away the girls
Scene 3: Waldorf gets the girls back to El Jarro and gets them loaded on Patricios
Scene 4: Waldorf gets Blanche and Rose back to his hot tub, Statler is hiding in the closet with the Video Camera
Scene 5: Waldorf has Blanche bent over while Blanche is going to town on Rose
Scene 6: Waldorf goes to the ATM and pays a hefty withdrawal fee
Scene 7: Waldorf gets the money shot on Blanche and Rose and says "Damn the Hot Tub is still batting 1000
Scene 8: Waldorf then treats the Golden Girls to a Golden Shower
Scene 9: Waldorf gives the girls his commemorative FSFC Collectors Jersey
Scene 10: Statler is grumbling b/c when watching the playback of the video it is extrememly shaky like the Blair witch project
Scene 11: Waldorf is back at El Jarro- Waldorf sees new pussy
Sequel next week
GAME SUMMARY
1st Half
With a cast of thousands looking on from the sidelines, the Fading Stars begin their battle with the flat bellies. The Capitan decides to go into the wind and uphill to start the game. The game is a pretty even match up and the Stars do a nice job of managing the wind. Inspired by the return of its fittest player and star goalie, Berryman- the defense plays it's best futbol in quite a long while.
Both teams get a couple of opportunities but no one is able to capitalize. MigJet begins the substitutions early and often trying to get everyone in the game and tire out the flat bellies.
Finally, the whatever the hell team, breaks thru and gets a goal and they take a 1-0 lead into half
Halftime
FSFC 0 CYL 1
2nd Half
FnJ decides to start drinking with the Blades and AWhite decides that women aren’t working for him and starts to hit on Nathan from the Blades- 2 down
The wind picks up and makes it damn near impossible to play on the right half of the field. The FSFC decide to take full advantage of the wind and start playing some nice soccer.
The stars win a throw in down the right side at about the 18- Ball gets thrown into #19 just outside the box who is hammered by Ivan Drago and a free kick is given. PBlische rips a screamer that the keeper gets a hand on deflecting the ball to Kendall who taps in the bunny.
FSFC 1 Caught you masturbating to Internet Porn 1
Alright girls we are back in this one- FSFC continue to play well controlling most of the wind aided action. CYL finally get a break as an offsides player breaks free from Barnes. With a clear shot at the goal, the player decides to cut back and Barnes flat tries to break the guys femur. PK awarded Barnes hops off the field and gives the ref the Bird as he receives his yellow card. PK is successful
FSFC 1 MeatGazers 2
The game is not yet lost but the time is running short- 14 minutes left in the game and the FSFC are struggling to score- Rusty has a back post header that he just miss hits for a sure goal, Bodo has the ball at the six and slaps the ball with his purse for an easy save.
At midfield, Darilect gets called for a foul- the CYL player plays the ball while it is moving which leads to a quick pass and then a shot in the back of the net
FSFC 1 Peeping Tom Wassons 3
Under 10 minutes left and MigJet has given up hope and decides to talk to Blanche and Rose. The FSFC decide that it wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, so not all is lost. Ball gets played in the air to #19 who flicks it to PBlische who one times the ball over the keepers head, off of the crossbar and off of the keeper into the net- Brilliant goal
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Final minutes now-FSFC continue to attack trying to get the equalizer- ball gets played to #19 at the top of the box who puts the ball to Pblische- Pblische rips a shot that the keeper makes a diving save pushing the ball wide- Kendall runs the ball down and gets whacked from behind and takes an epic dive- PK is awarded and Pblische has the chance to tie the game. Pblische hits a soft ball low and not far enough to the right- Keeper makes a diving save. Corner kick is wasted and the game is over
FSFC 2 CYL 3
Goals: Kendall 1(1) PBlische 1(2)
Allowed: Berrybutter 3(3)
Red Cards: None
Yellow Cards: Hunter 1(1) Barnes 1(2)
Quote of the Game: Had to be Berardo: After Berardo has to go introduce himself to the Golden Girls so that MigJet can figure out their names- I believe he called the women that Pat Picks up at El Jaro the El WhorOs
Churchill Post of the Game- Pblische- ripped a free kick that easily beat the keeper but hit the post
Goal of the Game: PBlische- with the one time volley that beats the keeper- def a beauty
Foul of the Game: Barnes- gave up the PK and tried to snap the guys femur all at the same time
Goat of the Game: TIE-Barnes - How many PK's you gonna give up this year?
Pblische- PK under 1 minute left to tie the game- Like Britney Spears, you gotta hit that
Lineup
GK Berrybutter
FB Barnes
FB Bergman
SW Kendall
ST KBlische
HB Jihad
HB Briana
CM Romo
CM Darilect
F #19
F PBlische
Bench
MigJet
Hunter
Brento
Rusty
Bodo
FnJ
Jacobs
Awhite
Missing
Lilly
Kneal
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