Game Summary
A one o'clock game and only the 2nd game in 8 weeks should have meant disaster on the scale of no shit tickets at Hooters after Berryman pounds 20 Daytona drums.
1st half
Good start for the Stars as we come out and pretty much control the first 10 minutes of the Game. The stars get a couple of great scoring chances but are unable to capitalize. The Jello Coalition makes some subs (they had 10 guys on the bench) and start to control the game.
The next 15 minutes is all the Jello's passing and then the ball would end up on the foot of the ball hogs and our defense would shut them down. FSFC build up a quick counter attack and a beauty ball is played into Woodard in the box. Luckily for Woodard, Nate thought he was covering Briana and tried to stick his tallywacker in his rectum. Woodard takes his patented dive and draws a PK
Pblische lines up to redeem himself on the PK shooting low and to the left- the keeper gets a hand on the ball but it squirts in
FSFC 1 Jello 0
The Jello Barons decide to try a different strategy, this time they will dribble, pass it outside then pass it back to the ball hogs who will dribble and either shank a shot or get their pockets picked. FSFC build up another counter attack this time sending the ball to Briana on the right half. Briana rips a beauty of a cross that drills Romo in the head- Romo hammers the header into the upper 90 giving the keeper zero chance to make a save.
FSFC 2 Jellos Barrons 0
The Barrons are getting frustrated and decide to go with their sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. Still the ball hogs continue to dominate for the Barrons and they can't get shit done against the stout defense. Kblische gets the ball in a nice position and rips one from 30- the keeper makes the nice save but loses the rebound and Kblische beats the entire defense to the ball and taps in the gimme.
FSFC 3 Snoopy's Barons
Halftime
2nd Half
The FSFC go back out the way the game was started and and the Barons pick their best 11 out of the 22 people that showed up. Must suck to have 22 guys out there and be getting hammered 3-0.
The FSFC go into the rope a dope defense and boy did they finds some frickin dopes. The FSFC also decide to up the physical play and start hammering the ball hogs. Darilect gets into the action and gets tangled up with the tall guy in the box and a PK is given. Super stud #23 gets up there to take the PK and tries to get cute and beat Berryman- The idiot kicks the ground first and hits the ball 3 mph right to Berryman who saves the ball with his nuts.
The Barons continue the attack and play a ball from across the end line to one of the Japanese guys who gets hammered by Kendall as he heads the ball. The ref blows the whistle before the ball goes into the net and gives a PK instead. This time they let the Japanese guy shoot the PK and he buries it side netting.
FSFC 3 Japanese 1
The FSFC continue to play the solid defense and let the Barons keep fing up- With about 10 minutes left, Kblische goes on an offensive tear and beats the entire left side of the defense, falls down, gets back up and crosses the ball to a wide open Woodard who gently taps in the goal
FSFC 4 SA Barons 1
Finito
Goals: PBlische 1(3) Romo 1(1) Kblische 1(3) Woodard 1(3)
Allowed: Berryman 1(4)
Yellow Cards: Romo 1(1) Woodard 1(2) #19 1(2) Bergman 1(1) Briana 1(2)
Red: none
Goal of the Game: Romo- Briana with a rocket cross to the vertically challenged Romo who hammers a header into the upper 90
Quote of the Game: Japanese Guy- "The air in the ball must be .6 to 1.25 and this ball is no good. I know, Have certifiwation- this ball no good." Mexican ref- "Chew the only one that care"
Foul of the Game: Bergman: the tackle from behind that wipes out the offensive player on a throw in earning him a nice yellow
Churchill Post of the Game: Jacobs- wide open header off of the the crossbar
Tackle of the Game: Kendall- Kendall takes out the Taliban Achmed #23 with a beauty tackle clearing all ball and then wiping out the diving suicide bomber
Lineup
GK Berryman
FB Bergman
FB Barnes
SW Jacobs
ST Darilect
HB Briana
HB Kendall
CM PBlische
CM Kblische
F #19
F Woodard
Bench
Bodo
FnJ
Tommmy
MigJet
Romo
Missing
T- Rex- Went Roller Skating with his Raptor Boyfriend
Berardo-
Kneal
Jihad
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