- THE ATTACKING HEADER
Tony the Tiger has taken time out of his busy schedule to help young Phil Jacobs with his headers
When heading for goal your first objective is to find the time and space in the penalty area to execute the header.
Decide where you think the cross will land in the penalty box and time your run into that area to coincide with the cross.
Try to lose your marker by pretending to start your run in one direction but actually move in another.
Put lots of power into your header by striking the ball with your forehead and driving it downwards towards the goal.
Hey young Phil go get em Tiger! YOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE GREAT!
Game Summary
Good lord the Fading Stars played like dogshit in the first half. From the start of the game it was apparent that we had easily the better team and could attack at will. Medina had a fucking guy wearing sunglasses playing FB on the pitch. Fading Stars get multiple early opportunites and either flubbed a trap or a gave a shitty cross. MU's plan was to pack 4 guys in the middle and counter attack on our midfield. Strategy pays off with a counter and shot that Jacobs misses the clear and the ball goes in the back of the net.
FSFC 0 MU 1
No worries, our offense is goihng to score at will today. Oops forgot how to shoot- KBlische gets threw twice on breakaways as does Pblische. Goals missed. MU goes back to their wait till we turn it over and counter strategery. This time they break through and tap in another easy goal.
FSFC 0 MU 2
No big deal, our offense is unstoppable today. Shit, more missed opportunities- this time Kendall misses an open header inside the box and half runs out-
Halftime- Down 2 Outshooting them 20-5
2nd Half
The plan for the second half is to use the whole field and for once and attack like hell. Well they almost get their third goal right off the bat as Berryman goes out to punch a cross out but he gets enough to put it out of the box right to the Left half- Kid gets off the shot of his life that Acala clears from the goal with his head-
Enough of the this crap- constant runs at the goal lead to opportunity after opportunity. Shots missing left, high you name. Kblische gets through with a clean breakaway and misses wide left. Jacobs gets a cross to his head with the net open and puts one wide, one high and one off the keeper then off the cross bar. The FSFC finally break through as #19 gets a cross at about the penalty spot, turns shoots and the keeper makes a diving save- Kblische follows the rebound into the net.
FSFC 1 MU 2
Back in business the FSFC have about 15 minutes to make up the goal. Keep attacking and keep missing easy goals. Pblische dribbles and beats the FB and Sweeper gets a money shot and hits it right at the keeper. Under 5 minutes left, the other team gets called for a delayed offsides. Berryman sends the free kick deep to Kendall who is 1 on 1 with the sweeper. Kendall manages to get his shot blocked Pblische grabs the ball makes a juke or 2 and slides it past the keeper.
FSFC 2 MU 2
The MU's try to make one more run at it- Guy gets free and Briana whacks him with a good foul. Ref blows the whistle but this guy is still going, he takes a shot that Berryman slides and blocks- ball pops out, the whistle blows again but the guy jumps up and taps the ball in the net. Guy starts celebrating even though he new the whistle blew. They get a free kick from 25 out and hit it right into their own player in the wall. Game expires with 2 to 2 tie.
FSFC 2 Medina United 2
Goals: Kblische 1(8) Pblische 1(6)
Allowed: Berryman 2(8)
Cards- None 4 games in a row
"Foul of the Game" Briana- with 5 minutes left Briana takes out the last man with a shoulder charge- whistle blows everyone quits guy shoots berryman makes the save, whistle blows guy scores and celebrates like he won the game- too bad dickhead
"Quote of the Game" Steve Timmons reference to the red haired guy wearing sunglasses
"Goal of the Game" None- both goals were follow ups and we literally missed 4 breakaways, 3 open headers and didn't put the ball on target another 15 times.
"Churchill Post of the Game" PMJMD- Another wide open header only this one gets tipped by the goalie and rings the crossbar.
"Goat of the Game": Jacobs- gives up the first goal, then misses 3 wide open headers
"Pussy of the Week" MigJet- "I’m playing golf. You have enough guys. Good luck. Migjet" Hope you finally broke 200.
Lineup
GK Berryman
FB Bergman
FB Berardo
SW Jacobs
ST Darilek
HB Kendall
HB Jihad
CM Kblische
CM Briana
F #19
F PBlische
Bench
Romo
Bodo
tommy
Fnj
Rusty
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