Summer 2007 Game 7 FSFC 2 Gay Blades 2

Here is what the Blades Goal looked like from the sidelines



In what will go down as the first yellow card free match, played to a 2-2 draw. The biggest reason for this was the notable absence of soccer's biggest baby Guy. The Gay Blades always take this match up seriously and this time they wanted this game so bad that they brought in #17 from a different city just for the game.

Zero Zero at the half with most of the scoring chances going to the Blades. Very weak marking allowed the kick ball game be very successful for the Blades. Trading in the 400 lb forward for #17 was also a good strategy for the Gay Blades.

2nd Half

FSFC get off to a rip roaring start putting tons of pressure on the keeper- Eventually Pblische gets off a shot that is blocked right to Kblische 20 yards out. Kblische on his gimpy ankle manages to paste a ball upper 90 easily beating the balding diving keeper.

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The game is well under control, Pblische gets a breakaway that gets stuffed, the keeper swipes a rebound off of #19's foot, Romo misses a 1v1 shot when he tried to shoot with the outside of his right foot instead of passing the ball in with his left. Basically the game was wrapped up until- Darilect goes out with a vaginal cramp. Then Tom gets a brain cramp and decides to let people sub themselves in. Guys that ain't the way subbing works. Taking out 4 players at one time is terrible and it bit us in the ass big time. The next 5 minutes the Blades score 2 goals that never should have happened

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8 minutes left in the game and having choked away the lead to fall behind b/c of stupidity. Luckily Pblische saves the day by streaking down the left side and burying his shot so tighly that the keeper didn't dive until the ball was in the net.

FSFC 2 Blades 2 Final

Goals Kblische 1(4) Pblische 1(3)
Allowed Ken 2(13)

Cards None- Fat Guy wasn't there

Pussy of the Game- Should just call this the Myke Kendall says he will be there, but never shows up award

Goal of the Game- Hard to beat the Kblische gimped up willy upper 90 shot

Foul of the Game- Has to go to Berardo, b/c he pissed and moaned so much after committing 3 straight fouls

Goat of the Game- Kblische- why do you wanna get married? I thought you were happy

Quote of the Game- Migjet to 18 year old Hooters girl "Now that girl over there, are here tits real or are they fake" Oh and they are ginormous tits- If you want the answer you will have to ask the waitress yourself

Offensive MVP- Pblische- should have had a hat trick, but his game saving goal gets him the nod

Defensive MVP- Darilect- His +/- of +2 while on the field is a telling stat

Race for the Goldish Boot- This is race is as exciting as the Tortoise racing the Tortoise- wow Kblische is ripping up the league with a whopping 4 and Pblische has a earth shattering 3.

Celebrity Fit Club Target Weight Loss- Jihad, your target weight loss for this week is 4lbs